Go to hell together [Comprehensive]

With the blessing of the old bastard, I feel that Osamu Dazai's suicide is impossible to succeed in a short time. This guy keeps yelling that Nara is too vicious to give him such a curse of longevity.

Regarding this guy's accusation, Nara turned to look at Odasaku beside him as if he didn't hear it, "Come on, tell me your birthday wishes."

Odasaku is an honest man, it is really normal for him to be bullied, and it is usually Osamu Dazai who bullies him.

What a loss.

Taking advantage of this birthday, Oda Saku also sent the most sincere wishes to Osamu Dazai, and even wrote a birthday message on the card.

This message was written by Nara and handed over to Oda Saku to convey their sincere feelings for each other.

The good old man was cheated by Nara just like that.

Just when everyone was sending blessings to Osamu Dazai, Ryunosuke Akutagawa silently hung a longer banner in the most conspicuous position of the entire western restaurant.

He was very dissatisfied with the layout of the restaurant, even if there were garlands, lanterns and balloons, these things were too tacky to reflect the noble personality of Mr. Dazai, and most importantly, they did not reflect the focus of this birthday party.

The focus of the whole room is Mr. Dazai, so he is very satisfied when he looks at the five-meter banner he hung up.

When everyone reacted, they had already seen this banner hanging in front of them. What was fatal was that it was a banner with colored lights, which flickered and flashed when it was powered on, and it was colorful.

[Mr. Dazai] These big characters were shining red, and Nara felt that she was going to blind her eyes.

Not counting the one from the office, this is already the second banner, right?

"So how many banners did Akutagawa-kun prepare? Do you want the whole world to celebrate?"

Regarding Nara's words, Akutagawa Ryunosuke snorted coldly, "From Mr. Dazai to the age of 80, I have ordered everything."

"Hahaha!! To 80 years old! My God, did you hear that Mr. Dazai! To 80 years old!"

Nara let out a tragic laugh. She wished Osamu Dazai a long life, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa wished Osamu Dazai to live to be 80 years old. This is completely the opposite of the person who was blessed.

Forced to suppress her laughter, she began to let Osamu Dazai look away, "Actually, there are quite a lot of interesting things in life, such as playing basketball or something. It's the coach that I want to play basketball."

"???"

Hahahaha!

No, I still want to laugh!

Even if Osamu Dazai has passed, after all, there are still two years before he turns 20 as an adult, but this guy has already done all the things that can only be done after an adult, after all, he is not a person who can abide by the rules.

"Nara-chan, then I want to learn how to drift a hearse."

"..."

Follow your sister's hearse drift.

...

……

.........

"You know the brake pedal, right? It's all automatic now. Pay attention to the things in front of you. Yes, you need to turn the wheels here."

Although Nara said that he would not teach Osamu Dazai, he still drove the car assigned to them by the leader to teach him how to do the hearse drift.

"Yes, yes, yes, remember to look at the situation next to you through the rearview mirror when turning."

Although Nara did not really follow this principle during the actual operation, she explained the theoretical knowledge to Osamu Dazai very seriously and responsibly.

Turns out it didn't work, and the guy didn't care about the theory at all, what he wanted to learn was hearse drifting.

"vomit--"

Climbing down unsteadily from the car, Nara almost vomited it out. She didn’t feel this way when her hearse drifted, but as Osamu Dazai, who she taught by herself, she can only say that the other party is really better than the blue. blue.

"vomit--"

Nara, who couldn't control it, retched again. Not only was the speed of the car fast, but she also drifted in various ways. If she hadn't held on to the seat belt tightly, she would have been thrown out in the next second.

"Nara-chan is really too weak, you are already like this before reaching the top speed."

"Can you stop making sarcastic remarks there? Ugh—"

She was a little anxious to speak, which made her want to continue to retch now.

This is how misunderstandings usually happen. Ango Sakaguchi, who had a job outside, was driving back to the office, and just happened to see the two people on the side of the road, and also happened to see Nara retching there.

oh well...

"Dazai Nara, what are you doing?"

Hearing Ango Sakaguchi's voice suddenly, Nara looked up with a haggard face, "Ah, Mr. Sakaguchi retched after finishing the task—"

"Nara, it's been a few months! Have you checked?"

"Huh? What?"

Nara didn't realize what had happened to the other party's sudden words that didn't make sense, but Dazai Osamu who was at the side also realized what was going on after a second.

"Spicy chicken Dazai, you let the girl get pregnant at a young age, and you are still watching the theater there."

"???"

Pregnant?

and many more!

Does Ango Sakaguchi mean her by being pregnant?

Fuck?mean her?

Pulling away the tissue handed over by the other party, she fell into a state of panic, "Mr. Sakaguchi, don't talk nonsense! I just get motion sickness! I'm not pregnant!"

As soon as she said this, she turned her head and retched a few times, but she swallowed the rest, "Really! Osamu Dazai and I have nothing! We haven't even held hands! I'm motion sick! Motion sickness!"

This is related to his own style evaluation, so Nara stretched out his hand and patted his stomach twice, "It's flat!! It's fucking flat!"

She would love to hit someone right now if she could.

The most terrible thing is that Osamu Dazai has no intention of explaining at all, and he got into the scene in a second, and ran over to stop the other party with a nervous face, "Hey! Don't shoot! Yueqian, be careful!"

Nara who was still patting her belly: "???"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke who just rushed over: "???"

What the hell is going on?How the hell did he fail to keep up for a while, so why did he get pregnant?

Congratulations to Osamu Dazai on his birthday.

Nara is very fond of wind reviews, really fancy, you must know that she can be said to be the hell messenger with the best wind reviews in hell, but in the end she said that she broke Dazai's child, the most terrible thing is the child His father also looked like he was in the act.

Ango Sakaguchi still needs to go back to the headquarters to report to the leader, so he will not get involved in this farce, so there are only three people left on the scene.

Drama Title: [Woman with Morning Sickness]

Actress: Nara

Actor: Osamu Dazai

The protagonist's fanboy & the heroine's rival in love: Akutagawa Ryunosuke

"Osamu Dazai!! I want to ask you what happened to you when the moon was shallow!!"

Nara's hand was already red with karma, and the blush at the end of her eyes became much redder with anger, but she was stopped by Akutagawa Ryunosuke before her karma rushed to Osamu Dazai.

"I won't let you meet Dazai-san!"

"Wow! Nara, do you want your child to be born without a father?!"

"???"

Nara was even angrier, and the flames on her hands could be said to be even brighter red.

Knock your mother, knock your mother! !What are you talking about? !

No matter how Nara explains it, [Osamu Dazai wants to become a father] can be said to have grown wings and flew all over Hong Kong and Hei.

"..."

When Nara went to work the next day, he looked at the office in front of him, and it could be said that he saw through everything.

Forget it, so be it, she really doesn't want to say anything more.

Really, the style of painting today is completely wrong.

"Master Nara, you are here!"

"Master Nara, do you want some water?!"

"Give these documents to me, Nara-sama!"

She is in such a state today, all things do not need her to do, someone has already done it.

Now her identity has changed again, from [Mr. Dazai's woman] to [Mr. Dazai's main palace].

Go to your uncle's main palace!

She didn't see the legendary child's father all day today, but what she didn't expect was that the leader would take special care of her, a semi-lower person, and told her that even if she was a member of Hong Kong gangsters, she would have one month's maternity leave.

"..."

The current situation can be said to be developing in an unexpected direction for her, so she decided to ask for leave the next day to go to the hospital for an examination, absolutely to prove that she is not pregnant.

The Hell Messenger and the human Dazai rule together, so there is reproductive isolation!Who knows what will be born, no one knows whether it is a half-demon or half-ghost.

Nara would never take risks if she didn't know something, and she also understood why Osamu Dazai would not deny this rumor. .

Gee!

Obviously Akutagawa Ryunosuke also wished him to live to be 80 years old, why is he being so harsh on her alone now.

After hearing that she was pregnant, Sister Hongye came to find her head, and said that if there was anything, she could go to her.

"Why do you miss being with Osamu Dazai so much?"

"..."

Sister Hongye can be said to be genuinely worried about her future, but Nara just smiled slightly at the other party's worries.

"Sister, I'm not pregnant. I'm really not pregnant. It's just a misunderstanding. Yesterday Dazai insisted on learning how to drift a hearse, so I taught him how to do it. As a result, this guy's hearse floated so badly that I got motion sickness and started to retch, so Pregnancy and everything are fake."

"..."

Hongye felt as if she knew something, but she didn't dare to say anything more, she could only reach out and pat the other person's shoulder.

What Nara didn't expect was that the news of her "pregnancy" would spread to hell. She was sleeping as peacefully as a chicken that night, and she felt that something was wrong. She suddenly opened her eyes, and it turned out...

She found Ghost Lantern sitting quietly beside her bed, her eyes fixed on her belly.

"Ghost, ghost lamp? Why are you here?"

"How did I hear you were pregnant?"

I don't know why, the eyes looking at the ghost lamp always make Nara feel like "the gaze of her mother's family". It's actually very scary to suddenly appear by the bedside at night, okay?

"Ah, no, actually I didn't..."

"I want to be a godfather."

"???"

Ghost Lantern actually likes children very much, but he can't have children himself, and there is no one to have children with him, so when he heard that Nara was pregnant, his first reaction was to rush over to grab his godfather.

He felt that with the two of them having known each other for so many years, this godfather must be his.

"Ghost lamp, can I be your godfather?"

"???"

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The Akutagawa line failed to open, and...

Let's put it this way, the author has let himself go, so I don't know what will happen next, I will write a few words, and you will just read them