Go to hell together [Comprehensive]
Chapter 76 The Suicide Song
Osamu Dazai performed on the spot what is called [The hair on the head is green and green, Dazai Dazai's heart is broken], and his girlfriend's surname is Oda, who can know his depression.
Seeing Osamu Dazai's face suddenly puffed up, Nara smiled into a fool, but still wanted to give him a comforting touch.
Stretching out her hand to touch Osamu Dazai's head, she saw the aggrieved eyes of Osamu Dazai again, which was no different from a big golden retriever.
"Hey, the main reason is that I mentioned to Sakura's father that I was Sakule's older sister, and he thought my surname was Oda. According to seniority, Odasaku should be my father."
"???"
"Well, from now on, you can call Oda as your father-in-law."
kindness? ? ?
what's the situation?
father in law?
Old father-in-law?
What's the matter?Friends will eventually become father-in-law?
Osamu Dazai didn't quite understand how things were going, how could it be that a parent was suddenly given the surname of Odasaku, and a father-in-law suddenly appeared.
Wow!Stimulate|excite!
In fact, this is not exciting, and the excitement is yet to come.
Osamu Dazai has few relatives and friends, except for Hong Kong and Hei, there are no people here, but Nara is different. In Hong Kong and Hei, she not only became sworn brothers with Zhong, but also became sworn brothers with Jinlan, and with Sister Hongye. A group of people, it can be said that there are quite a lot of relatives and friends.
"When the time comes, I'll take you to meet people. After all, I know too many people."
Not only people, but also a lot of dogs and the like, and almost all species are known in a complete way.
Nara didn't tell Osamu Dazai about the ghost lamp, she was afraid that the other party might not be able to bear it, at first she joked that the ghost lamp was like her old father, and Dazai might have to call the other party's father-in-law if he could.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !
When I think of Nara's footsteps that are almost floating, it's almost like taking off directly on the spot.
...
……
.........
The time for parent-teacher meetings in each class is not much different. The children usually perform very well during school, and there is no phenomenon of staying with their parents. It's just that these five children are still famous in Youzhi Primary School...
The five parents who came to the parent-teacher meeting don't mention how good-looking they are, but the five parents are all wearing kimonos except for Dazai Osamu's rather ordinary windbreaker.
I'm really sorry, but this kimono can be regarded as a feature of hell, where everyone from Yan Mo-sama down to the jailer is all dressed in kimonos.
"Hey~ I always feel a bit out of place standing with you guys."
"Why, want to join the kimono army? I don't think so. There is no physical labor in hell, so there is no need to walk at all, but the two of us are cleaning white now. You always do some show operations. I am afraid of wearing a kimono. Neither of us can run."
Not only can't run, but it is very likely that someone will hold him there and start being beaten.
Wow, that's exciting to think about.
There are still things to be busy in hell, Odasaku and the others must not be able to go home with a few children, and finally Nara rounded up this issue.
"You guys have to be good. Odasaku went to South Africa to dig oil to feed you, so you have to study hard."
"..."
God damn South Africa digs oil.
"Hahahaha! Digging for oil! Hahaha! Oh my God!"
Osamu Dazai held his stomach like a fool and started laughing endlessly. Nara stared blankly at the other party for a while, and almost chopped the guy's skull with his hands.
If she keeps laughing, she will really hit someone.
"Then can we take you to the airport?"
"..."
Xingsuke felt that since he was going to South Africa to dig oil, Odasaku and the others would probably fly there directly. In order to have a long contact time with him, they hoped that they could send Odasaku directly to the airport.
This time, there is really nothing to do. If it is by tram or train, they said that they can deliver it to the station, or they can deliver it by boat.
Wayward kids suck.
The ghost lamp opened the gate of hell in the bathroom of the airport before, and they only need to enter the bathroom to go straight to hell, but the only thing that is more terrible is that the ghost lamp opened the gate of hell in the men's bathroom.
Ah Xiang, who feels hopeless in life: "..."
"It's okay, there are not many people now, you just need to cover your eyes and let the ghost lamp pull you away, don't open your eyes."
"..."
Nara got the gaze from Axiang.
In fact, this is not just a test for Ah Xiang, it is also a test for those who are preparing to come out of the bathroom.
A man with a square face and glasses washed his hands and was about to come out of the bathroom. No, to be precise, he had already come out of the bathroom, but after seeing the ghost lights and the others entering, he slowly raised the corners of his mouth and followed in.
Two men and one woman, what game are they playing?
He watched helplessly as three people entered a cubicle. After squatting outside for a long time, he didn't hear the voice he wanted to hear. He took out his phone and took a picture, only to find that there was no one there.
"Yah!! There is a ghost!!"
That's how voyeurs should be dealt with. He was quite proficient in taking pictures just now.
Driving home with five children, the only girl among the five children, Saku Le, cried first. She thought that if Oda Saku went to South Africa to dig oil, he would definitely get a very tanned sun, and it might not be when he would be able to return.
When she cried like this, the boys next to her were also a little sad, and they all lowered their heads and didn't speak, which made Nara feel a little headache while driving.
"Dazai, why don't you persuade these children?"
"Oh~"
"Forget it, anyway, they will have to experience this kind of parting in the future, so it's good to get used to it."
Regarding Dazai Osamu's way of persuading others, Nara has never experienced it, so she doesn't trust him very much, but based on her observation of this guy's face, she should be the kind of person who is more eloquent, but I am afraid that what he said is too profound , A few children are too young to understand at all.
In order for the children to cry boldly, Nara deliberately opened the car windows, even the sunroof above, in order to keep the whole car in a ventilated state.
It's just that just as she opened all the windows, the faces of the children were covered in the wind, which made them completely calm down.
"Don't cry, Oda Saku is working hard to earn money for you in South Africa. Only with money can we live a good life."
In order for them to understand the problem, Nara even explained to them that workers in South Africa earn more money.
"why?"
"..."
五六七|An eight-year-old child is at the time of the Hundred Thousand Whys. There are five children in this age group in Nara’s family. One is a little boy, and it can really be said that it is very fatal.
Like now, they ask why South Africa makes more money.
Nara stretched out her hand and touched her chest, trying to calm herself down, but after taking a few deep breaths, she still felt a little pricked, "Dazai, hurry up, explain why the wages for oil digging in South Africa are so high."
"Hey~ I haven't been to South Africa, so I'm not very clear about whether the salary is high or not. Sister Nara has traveled all over the world, so she should be much clearer about this kind of thing than me."
"???"
The ball was kicked back to Nara. It can be said that whether Dazai or not is of little use.
Taking a deep breath, Nara's expression can be said to be a little hideous, "Okay, I'll let you guys watch the documentary about oil digging when I go home."
"???"
There are many such documentaries in Nara, so I searched around and finally found a documentary about oil digging.
Just after watching the opening scene, the children burst into tears. They felt that digging for oil was too damn hard. It turned out that the money they spent was dug out by Odasaku with his face on the loess and his back on the sky. They must not let it down The money Odasaku earned desperately.
So the children ran back to the room while wiping their tears and said that they wanted to study hard. They really didn't expect that watching a documentary would have such an effect. Nara expressed that he was a little stunned.
Oh my god!
"1551, we must not let Odasaku's hard work go to waste!"
Unexpectedly, the children not only had this kind of fighting spirit to learn, but also learned a lot of idioms.
"So Nara-chan did it on purpose before?"
"It's not, I just want them not to be so sad, who knows it will end up like this."
"Hey~"
Dazai Osamu made a cute voice, and then used his height advantage to surround Nara from behind, and put his head on the opponent's shoulder.
I don't know if it's her illusion, but I always feel that Dazai Osamu is in a much better mood after seeing Oda Saku today, and even hummed a little song there.
Nara listened to the little song this guy was humming for a while, but the next second she was so angry that she almost thought of twisting Dazai Osamu's head off.
What "suicide suicide, commit suicide with a beautiful young lady ~", and it sounds particularly exciting.
"Dazai."
"kindness?"
Because Nara called his name, Osamu Dazai stopped humming a little song, but when he turned his head to look at Nara, he suddenly found a smiling face in front of him.
Emmm...
For some reason, he always felt that there was something wrong with this guy's smile, as if it contained some strange things.
"Nara-chan, what's wrong with you?"
"En? I want to ask what's the matter with the song you're humming now? Do you want to die in love with a beautiful young lady?"
"..."
Osamu Dazai felt that he suddenly started to break out in a cold sweat, and before he could say anything, the other party pushed him out of the room, "It's fine if I didn't push you out of the room, you go and die in love with the beautiful young lady Well, with your face, I think there must be many women who are willing."
"Hey~ Is Nara-chan jealous?"
What responded to Dazai Osamu was Nara's heavy slamming sound, but after all, the other party was the number one lock king in Yokohama, how could this simple room lock lock him.
So when Nara had completely fallen asleep, this guy opened the door of the other party's room and touched Nara's bed accurately.
"..."
The other party was so sleepy that she didn't even know that she had been embraced by Dazai Osamu. When she opened her eyes the next day, she could be said to be so stunned that she burst.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
The whitewashing period is almost over, and the next is the Butei period, but Dundun has not yet appeared on the stage~ Thanks to the little angels who voted for the overlord or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: Xu Xu Yufeng 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
包小青33瓶;阿玖19瓶;夜影悠月5瓶;时流3瓶;一朵小白花1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Seeing Osamu Dazai's face suddenly puffed up, Nara smiled into a fool, but still wanted to give him a comforting touch.
Stretching out her hand to touch Osamu Dazai's head, she saw the aggrieved eyes of Osamu Dazai again, which was no different from a big golden retriever.
"Hey, the main reason is that I mentioned to Sakura's father that I was Sakule's older sister, and he thought my surname was Oda. According to seniority, Odasaku should be my father."
"???"
"Well, from now on, you can call Oda as your father-in-law."
kindness? ? ?
what's the situation?
father in law?
Old father-in-law?
What's the matter?Friends will eventually become father-in-law?
Osamu Dazai didn't quite understand how things were going, how could it be that a parent was suddenly given the surname of Odasaku, and a father-in-law suddenly appeared.
Wow!Stimulate|excite!
In fact, this is not exciting, and the excitement is yet to come.
Osamu Dazai has few relatives and friends, except for Hong Kong and Hei, there are no people here, but Nara is different. In Hong Kong and Hei, she not only became sworn brothers with Zhong, but also became sworn brothers with Jinlan, and with Sister Hongye. A group of people, it can be said that there are quite a lot of relatives and friends.
"When the time comes, I'll take you to meet people. After all, I know too many people."
Not only people, but also a lot of dogs and the like, and almost all species are known in a complete way.
Nara didn't tell Osamu Dazai about the ghost lamp, she was afraid that the other party might not be able to bear it, at first she joked that the ghost lamp was like her old father, and Dazai might have to call the other party's father-in-law if he could.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !
When I think of Nara's footsteps that are almost floating, it's almost like taking off directly on the spot.
...
……
.........
The time for parent-teacher meetings in each class is not much different. The children usually perform very well during school, and there is no phenomenon of staying with their parents. It's just that these five children are still famous in Youzhi Primary School...
The five parents who came to the parent-teacher meeting don't mention how good-looking they are, but the five parents are all wearing kimonos except for Dazai Osamu's rather ordinary windbreaker.
I'm really sorry, but this kimono can be regarded as a feature of hell, where everyone from Yan Mo-sama down to the jailer is all dressed in kimonos.
"Hey~ I always feel a bit out of place standing with you guys."
"Why, want to join the kimono army? I don't think so. There is no physical labor in hell, so there is no need to walk at all, but the two of us are cleaning white now. You always do some show operations. I am afraid of wearing a kimono. Neither of us can run."
Not only can't run, but it is very likely that someone will hold him there and start being beaten.
Wow, that's exciting to think about.
There are still things to be busy in hell, Odasaku and the others must not be able to go home with a few children, and finally Nara rounded up this issue.
"You guys have to be good. Odasaku went to South Africa to dig oil to feed you, so you have to study hard."
"..."
God damn South Africa digs oil.
"Hahahaha! Digging for oil! Hahaha! Oh my God!"
Osamu Dazai held his stomach like a fool and started laughing endlessly. Nara stared blankly at the other party for a while, and almost chopped the guy's skull with his hands.
If she keeps laughing, she will really hit someone.
"Then can we take you to the airport?"
"..."
Xingsuke felt that since he was going to South Africa to dig oil, Odasaku and the others would probably fly there directly. In order to have a long contact time with him, they hoped that they could send Odasaku directly to the airport.
This time, there is really nothing to do. If it is by tram or train, they said that they can deliver it to the station, or they can deliver it by boat.
Wayward kids suck.
The ghost lamp opened the gate of hell in the bathroom of the airport before, and they only need to enter the bathroom to go straight to hell, but the only thing that is more terrible is that the ghost lamp opened the gate of hell in the men's bathroom.
Ah Xiang, who feels hopeless in life: "..."
"It's okay, there are not many people now, you just need to cover your eyes and let the ghost lamp pull you away, don't open your eyes."
"..."
Nara got the gaze from Axiang.
In fact, this is not just a test for Ah Xiang, it is also a test for those who are preparing to come out of the bathroom.
A man with a square face and glasses washed his hands and was about to come out of the bathroom. No, to be precise, he had already come out of the bathroom, but after seeing the ghost lights and the others entering, he slowly raised the corners of his mouth and followed in.
Two men and one woman, what game are they playing?
He watched helplessly as three people entered a cubicle. After squatting outside for a long time, he didn't hear the voice he wanted to hear. He took out his phone and took a picture, only to find that there was no one there.
"Yah!! There is a ghost!!"
That's how voyeurs should be dealt with. He was quite proficient in taking pictures just now.
Driving home with five children, the only girl among the five children, Saku Le, cried first. She thought that if Oda Saku went to South Africa to dig oil, he would definitely get a very tanned sun, and it might not be when he would be able to return.
When she cried like this, the boys next to her were also a little sad, and they all lowered their heads and didn't speak, which made Nara feel a little headache while driving.
"Dazai, why don't you persuade these children?"
"Oh~"
"Forget it, anyway, they will have to experience this kind of parting in the future, so it's good to get used to it."
Regarding Dazai Osamu's way of persuading others, Nara has never experienced it, so she doesn't trust him very much, but based on her observation of this guy's face, she should be the kind of person who is more eloquent, but I am afraid that what he said is too profound , A few children are too young to understand at all.
In order for the children to cry boldly, Nara deliberately opened the car windows, even the sunroof above, in order to keep the whole car in a ventilated state.
It's just that just as she opened all the windows, the faces of the children were covered in the wind, which made them completely calm down.
"Don't cry, Oda Saku is working hard to earn money for you in South Africa. Only with money can we live a good life."
In order for them to understand the problem, Nara even explained to them that workers in South Africa earn more money.
"why?"
"..."
五六七|An eight-year-old child is at the time of the Hundred Thousand Whys. There are five children in this age group in Nara’s family. One is a little boy, and it can really be said that it is very fatal.
Like now, they ask why South Africa makes more money.
Nara stretched out her hand and touched her chest, trying to calm herself down, but after taking a few deep breaths, she still felt a little pricked, "Dazai, hurry up, explain why the wages for oil digging in South Africa are so high."
"Hey~ I haven't been to South Africa, so I'm not very clear about whether the salary is high or not. Sister Nara has traveled all over the world, so she should be much clearer about this kind of thing than me."
"???"
The ball was kicked back to Nara. It can be said that whether Dazai or not is of little use.
Taking a deep breath, Nara's expression can be said to be a little hideous, "Okay, I'll let you guys watch the documentary about oil digging when I go home."
"???"
There are many such documentaries in Nara, so I searched around and finally found a documentary about oil digging.
Just after watching the opening scene, the children burst into tears. They felt that digging for oil was too damn hard. It turned out that the money they spent was dug out by Odasaku with his face on the loess and his back on the sky. They must not let it down The money Odasaku earned desperately.
So the children ran back to the room while wiping their tears and said that they wanted to study hard. They really didn't expect that watching a documentary would have such an effect. Nara expressed that he was a little stunned.
Oh my god!
"1551, we must not let Odasaku's hard work go to waste!"
Unexpectedly, the children not only had this kind of fighting spirit to learn, but also learned a lot of idioms.
"So Nara-chan did it on purpose before?"
"It's not, I just want them not to be so sad, who knows it will end up like this."
"Hey~"
Dazai Osamu made a cute voice, and then used his height advantage to surround Nara from behind, and put his head on the opponent's shoulder.
I don't know if it's her illusion, but I always feel that Dazai Osamu is in a much better mood after seeing Oda Saku today, and even hummed a little song there.
Nara listened to the little song this guy was humming for a while, but the next second she was so angry that she almost thought of twisting Dazai Osamu's head off.
What "suicide suicide, commit suicide with a beautiful young lady ~", and it sounds particularly exciting.
"Dazai."
"kindness?"
Because Nara called his name, Osamu Dazai stopped humming a little song, but when he turned his head to look at Nara, he suddenly found a smiling face in front of him.
Emmm...
For some reason, he always felt that there was something wrong with this guy's smile, as if it contained some strange things.
"Nara-chan, what's wrong with you?"
"En? I want to ask what's the matter with the song you're humming now? Do you want to die in love with a beautiful young lady?"
"..."
Osamu Dazai felt that he suddenly started to break out in a cold sweat, and before he could say anything, the other party pushed him out of the room, "It's fine if I didn't push you out of the room, you go and die in love with the beautiful young lady Well, with your face, I think there must be many women who are willing."
"Hey~ Is Nara-chan jealous?"
What responded to Dazai Osamu was Nara's heavy slamming sound, but after all, the other party was the number one lock king in Yokohama, how could this simple room lock lock him.
So when Nara had completely fallen asleep, this guy opened the door of the other party's room and touched Nara's bed accurately.
"..."
The other party was so sleepy that she didn't even know that she had been embraced by Dazai Osamu. When she opened her eyes the next day, she could be said to be so stunned that she burst.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
The whitewashing period is almost over, and the next is the Butei period, but Dundun has not yet appeared on the stage~ Thanks to the little angels who voted for the overlord or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: Xu Xu Yufeng 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
包小青33瓶;阿玖19瓶;夜影悠月5瓶;时流3瓶;一朵小白花1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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