Go to hell together [Comprehensive]

As for the question of who is crying, it can be said that Nara fell into a state of madness. Even though she usually has a very good temper, she even felt a little bit superior in the face of Osamu Dazai's anger.

"Really, it doesn't matter to me even if you cry."

"If Nara-chan is like this, I will be very sad."

After glaring at the other party, Nara chose to shut up, no matter what this guy said, she would not argue again.

Really, pissed off.

Atsuna Nakajima panicked when he found that the only couple in Buteisha was because he was having an awkward situation. He looked around and finally placed the realization of his help on Mr. Kunikida.

"Mr. Kunikida, are Mr. Dazai and Ms. Nara all right? Will they break up because of my quarrel?"

This little guy has been thinking a lot, and she is very afraid that there will be some rift between the two because of herself. If this is the case, then her own crime will be serious.

Kunikida didn't seem to care about the little tiger's worries, he just stretched out his hand and pushed his glasses, "Dazai can do some unexpected things every day, Nara is used to it, the two of them will never I will break up because of you."

"..."

After listening to the explanation, Atsushi Nakajima suddenly felt very choked. On the one hand, he felt that the two people would not be relieved because they broke up, but on the other hand, he felt that he was a bit full of dog food.

In fact, Kunikida didn't finish his sentence. What he wanted to say was that the only couple in Buteisha could be said to eat each other to death.

On the surface, Nara, who seems to have a very gentle personality, was eaten to death by the coquettish Osamu Dazai, but in fact, Osamu Dazai, who tried back and forth on the edge of breaking his leg every day, was directly detained to death by the other party.

"You don't need to worry about the two of them anymore. Now just do your own thing well."

"okay!"

After joining a newcomer, the Butei Club did not undergo any other changes, except for the addition of a handyman.

It’s really too much to say that it’s a miscellaneous job. It’s like the male protagonist of a certain TV series or anime. Facts have proved that the little tiger does fit this personality, but it’s just a male protagonist with a relatively weak sense of existence. .

Thinking of this, Nara suddenly fell into deep thought. If it is really a TV series, they are supporting roles, but whether it is Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Nakaya or Akutagawa Ryunosuke, these supporting roles are too outstanding. Cover up the little tiger who is the protagonist.

"Ah... what the hell am I thinking?"

No matter who they are, everyone is the protagonist in their own body, but they just play a supporting role in other people's lives.

"Na~ra~chan~ what are we going to eat tonight?"

"..."

Dazai Osamu suddenly appeared from the side, still holding his own suicide manual in his hand, it can be said that this guy has always held this book except for sleeping.

Glancing at the things above, Nara casually pointed, "This poisonous mushroom is pretty good."

"Hey~ Then let's go to the mountain to pick mushrooms after work!"

"???"

I always thought that Osamu Dazai was already flamboyant enough, but now it seems that only the most flamboyant is not more flamboyant, she just mentioned a poisonous mushroom, but I didn't expect that this guy came up and was going to put the theory into practice directly.

Going to the mountains to pick mushrooms or something, are these things serious?

Can you consider other people's feelings when you say this? Didn't you see that the little tiger is so surprised that he can't even close his mouth from ear to ear?

Which normal person would really eat poisonous mushrooms for dinner!

But this made Dai Zaizhi's spring heart germinate. Now that he has seen this method of suicide, he must try it.

At first, Nara thought that the other party was just talking, but when she saw the other party sitting at her desk shaking her head after work, she suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"You, what are you going to do?"

"Of course we went up the mountain to pick mushrooms together."

"..."

Do you really think that you are Little Red Riding Hood, and you have to go up the mountain to pick mushrooms? It's too much.

Thinking of this, Nara showed a very kind smile.

"Okay, if you get it back at that time, you don't have to come out, I will stuff it directly into your mouth, a living stuff."

"..."

Although Yokohama is a seaside city, if there are any, there are still mountains. As long as you follow the navigation, you will definitely see the shadow of poisonous mushrooms.

"I say you……"

Nara opened her mouth very helplessly, but when she saw that Osamu Dazai hurriedly dragged her to the mountain after getting off work, she suddenly regretted letting him see what was displayed on that page.

She just carried a small basket and followed behind him, looking for colorful poisonous mushrooms.

"Hey, hey, don't you know that after eating poisonous mushrooms, you will have hallucinations. After preparing to go home and make mushroom soup, the two of us are spinning and jumping in the room together?"

"No, if I can, I will probably run directly to Huangquan Road."

"..."

Nara no longer wants to explain to the other party that Hell is no longer called Huangquan anymore. He has completely changed his name many years ago. If he goes to Huangquan, he may not know where he went.

"Wow! Found it!"

Watching Dazai Osamu run towards one direction with his eyes shining, Nara could only sigh heavily and run over to him because he was really worried about the other party.

Dazai's target was a few brightly colored mushrooms located under the big tree. As the saying goes, the brighter the mushrooms, the more poisonous they are. Now this guy can't wait to see the brightly colored mushrooms and rush up.

"If I remember correctly, most of these mushrooms that grow on trees have dogs come to pee."

"vomit--"

Nara's words can be said to be so disgusting that Osamu Dazai threw the mushrooms in his hand directly. You must know that he has always hated the existence of Gouzi, not to mention that these mushrooms may have grown after being watered by Gouzi .

In order to be able to connect with the Western Paradise as soon as possible, even if there is no mushroom under the big tree, Osamu Dazai still puts his focus on other places.

For example, now he no longer stares down, but directly climbs trees.

"..."

It can be said that Nara is so angry that she really wants to curse, but there is no way, she is not the kind of person who has a very bad temper.

After a series of climbing trees like a monkey, Osamu Dazai finally picked up the amount he wanted.

"Are you going to eat today?"

"No, I'm going to cook these things carefully and look for a good day to eat."

"..."

Okay, let this guy do whatever he says.

Osamu Dazai, who was walking in front holding the mushrooms, suddenly stopped, with a very subtle smile on his face, which made Nara, who had been walking beside him from the beginning, look confused.

"Why did you stop?"

"Have Nara-chan ever heard of a thing, what is the most likely to happen in a place like this without people~"

Seeing the smile on the other party's face, Nara was stunned for a moment, and then slapped him straight away, "Shut your mind, and say something so provocative all day long."

"Well!"

Osamu Dazai hugged his mushroom with an extremely aggrieved expression, and Nara sauce directly smeared his face.

1551, really sad!

To be honest, no one could tell from the guy's face that he was sad.

Alas--

The irritable Nara wanted to hit someone online, but now he is so fucking|reluctant to hit someone.

Thinking of this, Nara felt that he could be said to be very angry, but there was no way to do it, who made him spoil Osamu Dazai.

Back at Butei's dormitory, the first thing Dazai Osamu did was to wash his mushrooms one by one and put them in the refrigerator, planning to find a better time to eat them.

What kind of auspicious day does this kind of thing need to pick? It can be said that Nara has seen all the tricks of Dazai Osamu.

But what surprised her was that this guy's coquettish operation was still waiting for her in the back. For example, after putting away all the mushrooms, he started to rummage through boxes and cabinets at home, and finally successfully dug out a set of Little Red Riding Hood from the box. Cloak and a set of wolf clothes.

Little Red Riding Hood?

And the big bad wolf?

I don't know why the other party suddenly came with two sets of fairy tale | story clothes, Nara can be said to be confused.

"What are you doing?"

"Cosplay, is Nara-chan interested?"

"???"

No, no!

Looking at this guy's smile, she felt that it must be something bad, especially when he said that in the woods before, and now he suddenly took out the clothes of Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf.

role play?

So I asked if she was Little Red Riding Hood or Dazai Osamu was Little Red Riding Hood?

Facts have proved that her guess is very reasonable, as if a certain guy doesn't play his cards according to the routine, how could he easily let her go.

Wearing the clothes of the big bad wolf, Nara can be said to be unlovable standing in the center of the room, and standing in front of her is Osamu Dazai wearing the clothes of Little Red Riding Hood.

As the saying goes, there are only zero and countless times for women's clothing, and now she really understands why she said this.

My man made her wear the clothes of the big bad wolf, while he put on the cloak and skirt of Little Red Riding Hood...

Emmmm......

Who has seen Little Red Riding Hood with a height of 1.8 meters?

Osamu Dazai tilted his head to look at the bewildered Nara, and suddenly raised the corner of his mouth to reveal a smile of unknown meaning, "Mr. Wolf~Mr. Wolf~Why are you so dumbfounded now?"

"..."

Sorry, Nara chose to decline to answer this question.

But Osamu Dazai was not discouraged, he continued to be a demon.

"Mr. Wolf ~ are you still going to eat Little Red Riding Hood?"

"..."

Sorry, she doesn't want to eat.

"But I want to eat Mr. Wolf~"

After hearing this, Nara's heart was full of alarm bells, and she finally understood what the hell this guy was doing from the beginning, and he was just role-playing.

Nonsence!

What a cosplay!

She was relatively close to the door, and turned around almost instantly to run out, but she was grabbed from behind just after running a few steps.

"Mr. Wolf can't run away, I will make Mr. Wolf cry today~"

"!!!"

Help! ! !

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Dazai, you are too much!Ha ha ha ha!Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: 1 piece of spicy pork ribs;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

5 bottles of Bangyu; 3 bottles of Shiliu; 2 bottles of L Lureliet; 1 bottle of Meat Kangaroo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!