Magic Merchant Racial Anecdote

By the time Alai remembered the new order under Ned's reminder, it was already noon the next day after they returned home.The aftereffect of the hangover made him sink weakly on the soft sofa, without the slightest appetite.

Ned, who seemed to be seriously eating his Nth meal today at the restaurant, quietly raised his head and glanced at Alai, who was listless, and then casually took out a "predictor" fruit from the sixth district from the space, and airdropped it to the place without any mistakes. Ah Lai sat on the sofa.

Unresponsively, Alai raised his head to look at Ned who was sitting at the table, eating and drinking as if nothing had happened, and smiled lightly.The fruit rolled onto the sofa is completely ripe, and the slightly cracked skin hides the cold flesh.

A Lai picked it up and sniffed it. There was an enticing fragrance. He broke open the fruit in his hand, picked up a small teaspoon on the tea table and ate it, before casually asking 'Xiao Ye' to open the order.

Exactly the same as what Ned saw last night, the order was a bunch of completely disordered gibberish.Alai was puzzled for a moment.Was it a prank?Or is the system translation broken again?

'Xiao Ye, why is my order showing garbled characters? ' he asked the system while eating the fruit.

'Please wait a moment, the system is detecting...'

'Hello, we have screened out the following possible order garbled characters for you: ① System failure, please check other orders, and repair in time if the same problem occurs; ② System translation failure, due to the huge difference in text between different planes, there is a certain probability that the translation There are garbled characters; ③The other party's system failure...'

' Which means you don't know exactly what's wrong, right? A Lai listened dizzily to the long series of explanations given by 'Xiao Ye' and came to a conclusion.

'Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about?Please say it again. ''Xiao Ye' asked cheerfully in the cute tone unique to the factory.

"It's nothing, I'll see what's going on by myself." Alai sighed, opened the system and checked in the background, all other orders were fine, only this one had a problem.

Based on the idea of ​​not being afraid of ten thousand but just in case, Alai simply replied to the order and asked the customer to place a new order, then simply put it aside and deal with other orders first.

But after a while, a new order came again, with the same order IP, but different garbled characters, so is the other party's system poisoned?Alai blinked.

***

In the residential area on the third floor of the "Paradise", which has experienced an unknown number of "electromagnetic explosions" just now.

Keke didn't give up trying to explore more functions of the mobile phone after he failed to send a letter last time. He began to go to the 'top' more frequently, trying to find more books, or anything, even if it was only a little bit related to the mobile phone. Even the stuff comes back.

He firmly remembered the scene when he found the mobile phone. After a burst of music, there was a pleasant 'ding' sound, a bit like the sound of metal knocking, followed by a large section of text on the mobile phone screen.

Now he already knew that the sound of music was the sound of the phone turning on.And at that time, at that darkest time, the 'ding' sound he heard was that this mobile phone received a message from an unknown source, by whom, and for what reason.

People who live in the 'Promised Land' know that sometimes people need to learn to give up, and don't have undue hopes, because those small thoughts may give you a fatal blow at any time.But it is also the same group of people, the last group of human beings in the world, who are still struggling to survive no matter how miserable and hungry they are.

It's the same with Keke, he has a stubbornness in his bones, whether it's a "survival instinct", or just a simple brain, since he has grasped this little possibility, then he will keep trying.

So he violated the well-known rules of "Paradise" and sent a reply to that number with a small hope.Even if he was illiterate, he didn't know if someone would actually receive the message, and he didn't want to think that even if he contacted the person on the other side, nothing would change.

He only occasionally allowed himself to have a small dream.

And now, 24 hours later, the dream has come true.

The phone is on!The familiar 'ding' sound and vibration were exactly the same as what he had heard at that time - the sent message received a reply.

Keke took out the small black box from the innermost layer of his jacket, and tremblingly opened the screen.Sure enough, there were words he didn't understand displayed on it, and it was different from the long paragraphs last time, this time it was much shorter.

He eagerly scanned the short lines of text up and down, but couldn't understand, of course.But it doesn't matter, as long as someone replies, it is enough to prove that someone can talk to him through the mobile phone, which is already a miracle.

By the way, reply!

Keke clicked on the window at the bottom of the screen, and according to the meaning of the words guessed on the small card, carefully typed the word [mobile phone], and then firmly pressed the send button.

The phone's screen flickered twice, and the message was sent successfully!But after that, the phone suddenly played a burst of pleasant music, and then went completely dark.

Remaining power of mobile phone: 0%

Keke knelt in the middle of the room, tapped the screen in a panic - no response.

The lights went out.

***

When Alai came out from the 'door', he was still holding a cone of strawberry-flavored ice cream in his hand, and the cool air was mixed with thick creamy sweetness.

Ned followed behind him, staring helplessly at the ice cream and didn't speak, feeling aggrieved like a big dog locked up by its owner and forced to lose weight.

They had just returned from delivering goods in the Seventh District, and the elf residence known as 'Sweet Food Paradise' really lived up to its reputation, ice cream, milkshakes, cakes made of fresh fruits... Ned simply couldn't think of leaving there. ——Forcing Alai to resort to a unique trick, he used limited edition sweets to lure people back all the way.

In Alai's space, the weather has begun to turn cold. At this time, in the center of the courtyard, the fruits that have been shining all summer are gradually ripening. When the light disappears completely, it will be the harvest time.

Alai closed the 'door', and gave the ice cream in his hand to Ned, who had followed all the way, and sat on the familiar chair, finally heaving a long sigh of relief.

Since the last time I got drunk, the days when I was free to eat late at night are gone forever. This half month has not only been described as 'busy', it has been super busy, overwhelmingly busy!I don't know how Weixi posted the advertisement. There are more and more strange orders. Although the salary is high, it is really tiring.

Alai glanced at Ned, who was full of energy, had finished eating ice cream and was making tea consciously, and once again envied the strong physique of the Dragon Clan.He took out the system and checked it. The order just now should be the last order of this month, and he must rest for a few days and take a good vacation.

Just thinking about it like this - with a 'ding', a new order came.

Sure enough, people shouldn't set up FLAG for themselves, it's all right now.A Lai hesitated for a while, but still clicked on the order, the last order, and rest after finishing this order!

Order: [Buying %^&& (*water source, coordinates 680^&*, please 789*()_*, want...&*)*transaction. 】Followed by a series of pictures, all kinds of sundries and dim light, Alai could only zoom in on the screen to study carefully, so that he could barely see what was captured in the pictures.

A Lai closed the picture, glanced at the customer column, saw a familiar ID account, he found the order from a month ago, and it turned out to be the account that sent garbled codes twice.

Just thinking about it, there was a 'ding' sound, and a new order was sent from the same account.Like the previous one, it was mixed with garbled text and more pictures.

Alai lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then tentatively contacted the other party. [Hello, this is Delai Transportation Company. There are garbled characters in the order text you sent. Is there a system error? ], conveniently took another picture of garbled characters and gave it to the other party.

After a while, the other party replied with only a few words, but the garbled characters disappeared. 【Buy water source, trade】

Hmm... In this case, could it be that the other party doesn't know how to read?A Lai put his hands on the table, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible.After all, some races do not have a complete written civilization at all, but this does not hinder their reproduction and communication.Thinking of this, Alai tentatively sent a voice message to the other party. [Hello, this is Delai Transportation Company. The company undertakes transportation, procurement, and transaction business in any plane. Do you want to buy water? 】

Ah Lai waited for a while after finishing, but the other party never replied.He shrugged helplessly, there was nothing left and right, Alechonid simply said hello, and decided to go upstairs to take a hot bath before taking care of this troublesome order.

The water vapor in the bathroom was steaming up, and the clear water glides over every inch of Alai's skin without hesitation.He closed his slightly upturned peach eyes, and stood relaxedly under the shower, enjoying the touch of hot water hitting his cheeks.

The water was rushing, flowing all the way down the chin, hitting the protruding collarbone, flowing through the rough road, and finally gathered at Alai's feet.

Alai changed his clothes, wiped his hair and went back to the courtyard.Ned, who was sitting there, was sipping black tea in a daze for a rare occasion, his face turned to one side, and the pinnae of his ears were still slightly red for some reason.

"What's the matter?" Alai asked casually, sitting opposite Ned with the steam from the bath, his half-dry head and tail were still dripping water, the water drops all the way down, dripping on the cotton pajamas, drawing A round dot.Ned's ears trembled with the drops of water.

"No...cough, it's nothing, by the way, the customer replied after you left just now." Ned cleared his throat with a hoarse voice, and pointed at the system to Ah Lai with intent to conceal.

Alai didn't notice what was wrong with Ned. He clicked on the new message, and there was a long series of voices.It may be due to the relatively small number of languages, and the scumbag translation of the system is a bit confusing. The general idea is that drinking water resources need to be traded, and everything in the picture can be exchanged.

A Lai clicked on the picture again and looked at it. A pile of metal and old things were piled up there. You can see how bad the living environment is. Skinny children squatting in the corner, old people and women staring blankly. Looking forward - it looks like a candid photo.

Is it for sympathy?It's a pity that he is a businessman who can't make money but can't afford it early, Ah Zi rolled his eyes mockingly. ''Xiao Ye', analyze the content of the photos, and compare and display the prices of the items. ' he ordered, tapping the system.

'Okay~ it is being scanned for you, please wait a moment~ all the items have been scanned and are being marked for you~' the picture was dutifully enlarged into the air by 'Xiao Ye', and the pre-order date of each item was carefully marked on it estimated price.

A Lai propped his chin and looked over one by one, and gradually opened his eyes wide...

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"I Disbanded the Team After Dressing as a Paladin"

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Sheng Qi is a game planner. One day he traveled to the game "Shenlan Continent" and became an NPC cheat in the brave team - a Paladin.

Adhering to the game he made, he had to finish the game even on his knees, Sheng Qi joined the team of the brave, with the goal: to defeat the devil and save the world!

However, at the beginning of the plot, the team encountered a major crisis!

he!they!without!money!eat!meal!up!

So the task changed from beating the devil king to working part-time, but the team fell apart when the job continued...

The magician said that he didn't want to fight any more and wanted to open a shop, the half-orc said he wanted to debut as an idol, and even the brave man brought an elf archer and went back to his hometown to get married...

Sheng Qi: Okay, if you don't fight, then don't fight, then I can start a company to support my family, right?

Demon King: Wait, you all ran away, so what should I do?

Sheng Qi: Do you want to join my new company? If you join now, you will get three insurances and one housing fund!

Demon King: If you add it, you can add it. Where will I put my face as the devil king?Cough... what are the three risks you talk about first?

Sheng Qi: Life safety insurance, social harmony insurance...and marriage insurance.

Demon King: I understand the other two, but what about the marriage insurance?

This is a story about an NPC who doesn't follow the plot well, start a business and get rich in another world, and fall in love with the devil by the way.

Reliable on the surface, abstinent, responsible for complaining behind the scenes, paladin, subject

Rumors of bloody violence, behind-the-scenes poverty, foodie, big devil, attack