Magic Merchant Racial Anecdote

When Alai and Ned were arguing non-stop, there was a sound of "squeak" and the "flower door" in front of them opened.

A drunken young man came out of the door. He had pointed ears, short hair that was rust-like crimson, and was wearing a dirty old leather armor. He shook his metal saber Shaky steps 'clang' sound.

"It's so noisy..." He covered his head with a headache, seemed to be troubled by a hangover, and with a dirty face, said impatiently to Alai and Ned, the two people who woke him up from his sweet dreams.

A Lai took the opportunity to let go of Ned's clothes, and looked up and down at the 'drunk man' standing in front of him. This was completely different from his impression of fairies—didn't everyone say that forest fairies are the race that loves cleanliness the most? ?

However, he wears leather armor and a sword... Judging by his attire, he doesn't look like an ordinary resident at all.Although the other party's attitude was not very good, Alai still upheld the idea of ​​"harmony makes money" and greeted him very politely.

"Hello, I'm sorry to disturb you just now. We are businessmen from a far away place, and we are preparing to enter the city now. Can you help me to show you the way?"

"Guide, what way, hiccup... I haven't counted the hiccup that woke me up with you, what about this..." the young man said vaguely, as if he was still brooding over the fact that he was woken up .

Alai looked up at the sun hanging high through the layers of leaves, and was extremely speechless to the Mr. Fairy who was still sleeping in the afternoon.All right, "Then I won't bother you." Alai nodded towards the young man with a smirk, and simply bypassed him and prepared to go directly to the city.

"Hey, wait for me." At this moment, the young man came to his senses again, staggeringly stopped them, and stretched out his hand to push Alai back, but Ned pinched his wrist.

Ned frowned slightly as he looked at the goblin who was planning to "do something" with Alai. His hands began to emit a dark gray light, and he actually planned to use magic directly.

"Huh—wait a minute!" Alai saw that the situation was not going well, and immediately hugged Ned's forearm with both hands.If something happens right now, the city will definitely not be able to enter, and business will also be impossible.

"Alai? What's the matter?" Ned stopped his magic, and tilted his head cutely at Alai.

Alai pressed the corners of his twitching eyes and took a deep breath.What's wrong?What's wrong!What's the matter with his obviously puzzled tone?Does he know the consequences of activating the magic at this moment!What is the difference between doing this kind of thing at someone's doorstep and directly declaring war?

Although he was already holding Ned's collar and shaking desperately in his mind, Alai became more peaceful on the surface. He pulled Ned back a step and let him let go of the young man's hand that was still holding him. Sorry.

"Sorry, my friend has a bad temper."

"No, it's all right..." The goblin youth standing opposite seemed to realize that the person in front of him was not easy to mess with, and finally sobered up a little from his drunkenness, and his attitude improved.

"That's good. Then we're still in a hurry, so let's take our leave first." Seeing that the matter had calmed down, Ah dragged Ned who was still dazed beside him, and was about to walk into the city.

"Wait a minute, you two are businessmen, right? What exactly do you sell?" The young man stopped them again, rubbing his red wrists and asked casually, without the slightest sense of having saved his life just now.

Not wanting to waste time here with a 'drunk man', A Lai simply pretended not to hear and quickened his pace.

"Wait, I told you to wait! I'm the guard here, you need to register with me first..." Seeing Alai and the others walk away, the young man hurriedly shouted from behind.

Say it earlier!Hearing the young man's cry, Ah Lai had no choice but to stop, and turned around to wait for the young man to take them to the registration office with drunken steps.

The registration office of the Fairy Forest is just at the corner of the entrance. It is a simple hut made of wood. A dilapidated signboard is hung symbolically at the door, with the words [Welcome to the Fairy Forest] written in fairy language on it. There are also various advertisements for special products, which look particularly disorganized at first glance, destroying the original natural taste of the cabin.

A Lai looked away from these 'spicy eyes' advertisements, and nodded to the staff at the registration office: "I'm sorry."

The staff member sitting across from Alai was the same as the guard just now. He looked drunk, and his red nose ruined the unique beauty of the goblins. He lazily took out a pen and paper and let Alai and Ned Fill out a registration form, explaining your identity and purpose.

Alai signaled Ned, who was standing behind him, to sit down, took the pen and paper, turned on the system, and slowly filled out the form according to the translator. You and I have spent the whole day here, but he is not in a hurry at the moment. Finished business and went home.

"Fill it out. Excuse me. Do you know there is a shop called 'Mechanical Heart' in the city?" Alai handed the form to the staff and asked casually.

"Oh, are you looking for the 'Heart of the Machine'?" The staff on the opposite side who had been listless suddenly became excited. He took the form in one hand and asked Alai with great interest.

"Uh... yes, do you know where that store is?" Alai replied hesitantly.The other party's reaction is very strange. Could it be that the transaction location that the client ordered this time is very famous in this city?

"More than just knowing, I'm a frequent visitor there, and I said that the most famous thing in 'Mechanical Heart' is Coke! That taste... Unfortunately, it's too expensive." The staff seemed to be thinking of some delicious food, showing a fascinated look. expression.

"Coke...is that the Coke you drank?" Alai asked with narrowed eyes.

Now I have learned interesting information, he thought with a smile.Isn't their order this time just to deliver a large amount of Coke? It seems that the owner of the 'Mechanical Heart' got the Coke somehow, and even sold this common public drink at a high price.

"Oh, sir, you know Coke too. I thought it was our special product! But of course, the more people enjoy this kind of good stuff, the better." The staff said with a spirit of sharing , waving Alai's registration form up and down in his hand.

"Yeah, that's it." Alai nodded perfunctorily.This staff member, ask questions, don't stop, he is still waiting for registration to enter the city.

"Excuse me, has our registration been completed?" Seeing that the other party wanted to discuss the one hundred and one delicious flavors of Coke with him, Alai had no choice but to urge him first.

"Oh, this, it's over. This is a temporary pass, you can enter the city now." The staff member took out two signs and handed them to him as if he just remembered this. them.

"Thank you." Alai took the sign, thanked him politely, pulled Ned and left the registration office as quickly as possible.

After coming out of the registration office, they walked side by side along the road signs towards the store named 'Mechanical Heart'. The afternoon sun shone through the unknown fruit trees on both sides of the road, and the wind carried a trace of rain moisture and the fragrance of flowers.

A Lai looked at the city all the way. The wide streets were quite empty. Occasionally, he could see the shadows of a few goblins, also looking drunk. They all held their wine glasses, and while eating fresh fruit, they toasted and drank loudly. ? ? ?

This city, no matter how you look at it, is a bit strange.With doubts, Alai and Ned found a shop called "Mechanical Heart" at the end of the street.

In front of you is a bar. Unlike most buildings in the city, this three-story bar is made of metal.The building reflecting the cold brilliance under the sun contrasts with the green plants covered with the outer wall. This combination of forest and machinery is unexpectedly very harmonious, as if they are a natural pair.

Without much hesitation, Ned pushed open the metal door of the bar before Alai.

The noisy voices inside the door flooded into the ears instantly, and the air was filled with a strong smell of alcohol.The metal and green shop was full of customers, most of the goblins were toasting and drinking, and the few who didn't drink were almost drunk.

All kinds of alcohol were mixed together, exuding a strange aroma of decayed fruits.Ned still had Alai's clothes tied on his face, but he didn't respond, while Alai frowned in discomfort.

But it's hard to be uncomfortable, and things still have to be done.Alai looked around the store, and locked on to the only sober bartender. He pushed Ned, avoiding the drank goblins, and approached the bar.

"Hello, is there a Mr. Green here?" Alai knocked on the walnut bar and asked the bartender in front of him who was mixing drinks.

"Please wait a moment." The bartender shook the silver shaker in his hand, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Alai and said.He was wearing a straight uniform with a stand-up collar, a dark green apron that outlined his slender waist, and a pair of green eyes that were as clear as emeralds, which seemed out of place in the noisy bar.

The bartender in front of him looks very much in line with his imagination of the forest goblin, Alai reached out and nodded his chin, silently thinking.He simply pulled Ned to sit down and waited for the young man across from him to finish mixing the glass of wine.

The transparent crystal cocktail glass reflected the turbid environment in the bar. The young man with emerald eyes gently pushed the bottom of the glass with his almost transparent white fingers, and the dark red liquid was poured into the glass calmly, forming a small vortex.

The glass was quickly picked up by another customer sitting at the bar. He held the glass with trembling hands, brought it close to his mouth, and couldn't wait to swallow it quickly, the glass soon bottomed out.He greedily swallowed the last sip of wine, staring at the bartender with bloodshot eyes, "One more...one more glass.".

The bartender didn't speak, but only pointed to the board behind him. [Three drinks a day] was written in fancy fairy language.

The guest's eyes were even redder, as if he was about to get angry, but he forced himself to hold back as if remembering something.He stood up cursing, licked off the last bit of wine remaining on the rim of the glass, and walked away shaking.

A Lai looked thoughtfully at the [Three Cups a Day] board, purchase restrictions, and purchase restrictions, but he didn't expect that even in the world of fairies, there were restrictions on purchases.

The author has something to say:

Ah · unlucky physique · wrestling on flat ground · all wrong points · come on, hahaha!

The next chapter breaks into the main plot of the fairy world, I guarantee that this world will never be abused~