I, the evil god, the cooking king

The night wind reverberated on the Ural Mountains, accompanied by the hoarse birdsong of "Tak, Tak", and the sound of countless wings fluttering one after another.

Their sound is as harsh as scratching glass, and it makes people sick to hear it.

"George, did you hear it? There seem to be a lot of birdsong?" Rick, who was watching the night outside the tent, frowned and looked at his companion.

George said puzzled: "The altitude we are at should not be able to survive so many birds."

Rick got up with a strong light hand power station and said, "I'll go ahead to check the situation."

George stopped him cautiously, "Rick, it's better not to act alone at night."

Captain Donald also got out of the tent when he heard their movement, "Rick, George is right, we will continue to climb tomorrow, and now is not the time for trouble."

"But..."

Before Rick could finish his words, a huge bird with huge wings that could tear apart the night swooped towards them.

It was even bigger than an elephant, with a face similar to that of a horse, without feathers, but covered with tiny scales, just like pterosaurs in ancient times.

Everyone present couldn't help but feel fear in their hearts. It was the awe of unknown creatures and mysterious ancient times.

But soon, they will regret the sluggishness at this time.

Accompanied by the flapping of the giant wings of the birds, the gust of wind roared towards them.

"Fuck! Run!" George turned and ran.

"Get out of the way! George!!! You are on its hunting route!" Rick rushed forward desperately, trying to hug George and avoid the giant bird's attack.

But he didn't expect the speed of the giant bird to be even faster. Its claws were extremely powerful, piercing through George's shoulder blades incomparably swiftly, and then flew up, disappearing into the night.

"Help me! No—" Soon, George's wailing stopped abruptly.

Rick stretched out his hand weakly, "Oh, no!!"

Donald calmed down quickly. He grabbed Rick's shoulder and said loudly: "Rick, calm down, we have to get out of here! Do you hear those flapping wings? There are still many of them. If you wait until they all fly over , we will all die!"

"Everyone, get up! Bring oxygen cylinders and food, and let's get out of here quickly."

"Tuck, Tucker!" There were countless strange hisses, approaching from far away.

"Andrew, forget about the tent! We don't have time, run!!"

They didn't even have time to pack up most of the materials such as tents, sleeping bags and stoves. Some team members even started to flee crazily wearing only thin mountaineering suits.

Although it is impossible to run in a hurry at a place with a very high altitude, they don't care so much at this time!

"Ah—" The slowest player turned into flesh and blood after a short scream.

"What the hell are these?!"

"I don't know, I don't know, why are there such creatures in the world?!"

"God, save us!"

"Don't talk, these birds have a very well-developed sense of hearing."

The trembling of the giant wings and the hoarse cry of "Tuck, Tucker" all turned into the call of Satan, whispering in their ears close at hand.

...

After running away for a while...

"No...I'm out of breath...we have to...take a break."

"...Hoohoo...Hoohoo...Listen, there seems to be no sound behind..."

Everyone realized that they had to stop and rest immediately. Now most of their supplies had been lost, and the oxygen tanks were limited. If they didn't stop to rest, some people would soon fall into a coma due to lack of oxygen.

Captain Donald looked around for a while, and finally found a leeward and relatively flat area.

Donald said: "Let's take a rest here now, those strange birds don't seem to be chasing them anymore. Now we're sorting out our remaining supplies... Then I'll confirm the location and see how far it is from the third camp. With our current equipment, it is impossible to continue to reach the summit."

"Woooooh, Andrew, George, and Ken, Ponovich...no..." A female climber named Catherine looked at the reduced team and couldn't help crying softly while covering her face stand up.

Hearing these four names, the expressions of the remaining few people were full of grief. Donald frowned and said in puzzlement: "Why are there such human-eating birds on the Ural Mountains, which are as huge as elephants?! Could it be What ancient race? But...it's not right, the Ural Mountains have welcomed countless mountaineering teams in the past 20 years, and there are quite a few teams that reached the summit...If something happened, I couldn't have heard nothing!"

Rick scratched his hair in dismay, and blamed himself, "Why did we encounter such a thing! If only I had just held George back! George wouldn't be in front of my eyes..."

At this time, a mixed-race young man with a light brown complexion in the team suddenly whispered, "Maybe... I know the reason."

Donald looked at him and asked, "Savage. What do you know?"

Everyone looked at him, but Savage smiled strangely and abruptly in the dark: "I know that in the past 20 years, the mountaineering team that came to the Ural Mountains has never heard of bird cannibalism, but That’s exactly what happened to us.”

Donald frowned, "What do you mean, Savage? What guesses do you have? Or have you heard of it?"

Savage explained: "Because this is not the Ural Mountains of the real world anymore."

Everyone was shocked and said in unison: "What?!"

Immediately, Savage dropped the oxygen cylinder again, "I don't need it anymore. If you believe in the dreamland created by the ancient gods, you can also no longer use the oxygen cylinder."

Donald was surprised: "Savic, are you crazy?!"

Savage didn't care about the captain's surprise. He explained to himself: "You may not have noticed that I have been communicating with you in my mother tongue just now, but you can understand it. This is because the dreamland is created by The structure of our subconscious mind, in which we can all communicate in any language."

He looked at another female team member from Belarus and said, "If you still don't believe me, Inopova, you can tell everyone in Russian."

Inopova said: "Do you all understand?"

"Inopova, are you really speaking Russian?"

"Yes."

"This is amazing!"

Everyone communicated in surprise, and they quickly believed everything Savage said.

Donald pondered for a while and said, "Savage, you know something about this place, so do you also know the birds just now?"

Savage nodded and replied, "That's the Shantak bird, a giant bird that lives in the dreamland. They are afraid of night-gaunts and serve the great outer god Nyarlathotep."

"Nayazi!" Someone suddenly exclaimed.

The one who spoke was an Asian, and he asked in surprise: "Savic, the Nyarlathotep you mentioned is the outer god in the Cthulhu Mythos, right?"

"Oh! Cthulhu, I've heard of this too."

"But isn't that a mythical story fabricated by man? The author also has traces to follow!"

Savage smiled, "Do you still think it is just a fabricated myth? The history of human beings is only a few thousand years, while the history of the earth is 46 billion years. We know, but what we can see Does it mean that what we can’t see means that it doesn’t exist? Maybe...they’ve been watching us all along, but we’ve never noticed it.”

What he said made everyone's hairs stand on end and their hearts turned cold.

At this moment, they are like weak ants, they can only see the ground under their feet forever, but they have never raised their heads to see clearly what is the boundless ancient shadow that covers the sky and the earth...

Suddenly, Inopova pointed to the distance and said in surprise: "Look, what is that?!"

The curling smoke drifted from a distance, and the overflowing fragrance, like a charming dancer, teased their nostrils and seduced their gurgling stomachs.

And a small bright lamp hangs in the distance, which is the crystallization of wisdom belonging to human civilization.

"smell good!"

"That's a lamp?!"

"Could it be that there is someone in front?"

Donald asked suspiciously, "Savic, are there humans in the Dreamland?"

"Yeah, if it's the same kind, we're definitely pretty lucky," Savage said.

Inopova swallowed uncontrollably, "Let's go and have a look."

But after some discussion, the six decided to go to the source of the light.

.....

"Profound Truth, Cramp and Peel!"

Swish swish!

The knife shadow with orange light flashed across the Shantak bird's body quickly, and countless scales splashed off, leaving only the naked body of the bird in the end.

"Abstruse meaning: the limit of the separation of flesh and belly!"

Under the light of the knife, the blood and flesh of the bird's corpse splattered everywhere.

"Profound Truth: Cutting corpses by five horses to the limit of thousands of cuts!"

"Call work!" Feng Lingdao spun coolly at 360° at the tip of his tentacles, he grasped the handle with a "snap", and inserted it handsomely into his back belt.

Bird wings, bird meat, bird heart, bird liver... was quickly put in a basin by Big Eye, and began to wash with stream water.

Yinshuang was not idle either, it cleaned up the blood stains and scales all over the ground non-stop.

Lin He went back to the first floor and took a few more ordinary knives, then returned to the mountain, and quickly sliced ​​up large pieces of bird meat with his flying claws, and put them into the marinade bucket.

The time to marinate the meat does not need to be too long, after all, his seasonings are very special, and the meat can be marinated in up to 10 minutes.

During the free time of marinating, he did not idle, he took out a bird egg and put it on the grill.

Shantak eggs are half a meter in size, and one is enough for them to eat.

Staring at the bird's eggs with big eyes, secretly swallowing.

After roasting for a while, the unique aroma of eggs has become so strong that it overflows.

The baked eggs have a delicate fragrance, just like the cool wind in the mountains, blowing through the heart, but without the slightest fishy smell.

Yinshuang took a deep breath before installing the olfactory system, faithfully conveying the smell that makes the scalp tingle, the mouth water, and the stomach scream.

Countless figures of customers who were intoxicated by the delicious food said in front of its eyes, it trembled all over, I... I can eat it too! ! !

When it was half-cooked, he added seasoning to the eggshell. When it was medium-cooked, the egg liquid gradually thickened. When it was medium-cooked, the egg liquid had turned into a honey-like color, shining golden orange light.

The seasoning is well blended with the egg liquid, and there is a hint of salt in the fragrance.

He shook out two large spoonfuls from the giant egg and gave each of them a spoonful.

The remaining [-] million points will naturally be contracted by him.

The author has something to say: Get caught today.

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