I, the evil god, the cooking king

"Shop Manager, I found out. It turned out that during the recent closure of business, someone learned that you are an awakened person and can make food more delicious. They deliberately spread the food you made. Eating it will be harmful to your body!" Big Eyes waved his wings indignantly, "This person took advantage of this week of your absence to hype up this argument, and that's why our store's business plummeted!"

It guessed convincingly: "I think it is very likely that the neighbors who are jealous of our business did it! It is to hit our business!"

"It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable!" Lin He frantically slapped the table with his tentacles, his round eyes spewing fire, "Who is messing with me? Go and find out for me, Big Eye!"

Suddenly, the coal ball seemed to be puzzled and asked: "The store manager, didn't senior Daqian stay in the store for a week? Why does he seem to know nothing about this matter? Doesn't this make us passive? "

Hearing this, the big eyes and the hair are cold, and the words of coal balls in the heart are terrible!

But before it could explain anything, the store manager seemed to remember something, looked at it with wide eyes, gritted his teeth, and said: "Big Eye...you are really my good employee! You haven’t done anything serious for a week, but you’ve had fun playing, and there’s such a big reputation crisis in the store, and you don’t even know about it!”

Dangerous!

On Big Eye's neck was a capitalized "dangerous" word, and it was sweating anxiously, thinking that he had to find a way to change the subject quickly, or he would definitely have to be cleaned up by the store manager again today!

This scheming, vicious briquette is always thinking of ways to hook it!Simply hateful!

It cursed in its heart, but saw the coal ball grinning sinisterly at it, with a little bit of complacency in that small appearance.

Fortunately, at this time, two more customers walked in from the store door, and Big Eyes immediately shouted: "The store manager, there are new customers coming, I will go to receive them first!"

"Huh!" The store manager snorted coldly, and let it go temporarily.

As if running away from the store manager's sight, he turned to the two "savior" customers, one tall and one lower in front of him, and asked, "What are you two eating today?"

666 and 999, who had just walked in, looked around the store, and seemed a little surprised by the retro-style decoration in the store.

666 was the first to ask, "What do you guys eat here?"

Big Eyes quickly handed over a menu.

999 looked at the items on the menu, and asked in surprise: "Shantak bird steamed eggs, charcoal-grilled Shoggoth legs... Is your style here following the Cthulhu style?"

Big eyes replied: "That's right."

999 questioned with suspicion: "But are these really edible? It's still a gimmick. Although it is written that it was produced in the Middle Ages infected by evil gods, it is actually just ordinary pork, beef, and mutton?"

666 retorted unhappily: "You guy, do you think the price is a bit expensive, so you don't want to treat guests! If it is really made in the Middle Ages, can you afford it with a low-level [bar on bar] system?"

999 asked back: "Am I that kind of system?! You 666 ask yourself, am I the kind of person who clearly said that I want to treat people, but in the end I only bought a pack of 512KB crayfish flavored melon seeds to perfuse my friends?"

666 put his hips on his hips and said, "Ha, why aren't you, you are a system that only gives 128 KB to your friends' birthdays, and only needs 29 points of creamy soda!"

999 stared and asked, "Are you going to settle an old account with me today?!"

666 said angrily: "Who is the system that picks things up first? If you don't want to treat the guests, you can pull them down!"

999 patted the table and said, "Who says I won't treat guests, since I promised, I will definitely do it!"

Immediately, 999 turned to look at Big Eye, pointed to the cheapest deep-diving fishball on the menu and said, "Give us a bunch of each."

Big Eye wrote Fish Ball X2 on the sticky note, and then looked at 999, as if waiting for his next sentence.

The two stared at each other for 30 seconds before asking with big eyes in disbelief, "That's it?"

"That's it?!" 666's voice and big eyes sounded together.

999 said confidently: "It's the first time we come to this store, of course we have to try something new and try the taste, otherwise, if it tastes bad, wouldn't we be at a loss?"

After thinking about it, 666 seemed to be saying the same thing, so he didn't continue to object.

Shaking his head at the two of them with big eyes and speechless, he turned and walked towards the back kitchen with a note pad.

It is not troublesome to make two strings of deep-diving fish balls, and they are quickly brought to the table by Big Eye.

【Name: Deep dive fish balls

Raw material: deep dive fish

Data size: unknown

System evaluation: no

Details: by unknown? ?Made by the store owner. 】

The message that popped up on the system horizon immediately made 999 slap the table: "What kind of three-no products are you guys, aren't you afraid of eating dead people?! Let me tell you that if something happened to the two of us today, your store would never want to continue. Go on!"

Big Eyes sneered impatiently: "You have started to go online before you even put your mouth into it, I think you just want to eat the overlord's meal, don't you?!"

999 choked, but 666, who was sitting across from it, had already foolishly bit into his mouth.

666's eyes widened immediately, and then he showed an indescribably strange expression.

Then it shook its hand and took another bite.

A burst of delicacy trembling at the core made 666's scalp tingle.

[The core of the system was invaded by unknown energy, unable to resist, the invasion was successful....]

666 sat blankly in front of the dining table, many strange symbols flashed before his eyes.Then some strange memories that did not belong to it flashed in the core.

And when it came to its senses, it had already eaten up the string of fish balls in its hand.

So, it unceremoniously snatched the fishball from 999's hand and said, "If you don't eat it, don't waste it. I'll take care of it for you."

"Huh?!" Before 999 could react, all the fish balls in his hand were snatched by 666, and they were quickly swept away.

666 wiped his mouth and said to his big eyes, "Please give me one of each of the other dishes!"

999 looked at it like that, and said in surprise, "Why are you crazy?"

Next, 999 watched 666 eat like crazy, and asked in disbelief, "Is it really so delicious?"

666 trembled and said: "It's very delicious, I can't even describe the deliciousness... This taste makes me feel like I'm alive... Why do I feel this way? Obviously I just, I Just a system, incomprehensible, incapable of thinking....I...."

999 was stunned, because he saw a tear drop from the corner of 666's eye.

999 murmured, "666, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying like a human?"

"I don't know...I don't know..." 666 shook his head in confusion.

999 shouted in horror: "We are the system, we are not humans, there must be something wrong with the food here! 666, don't eat, let's get out of here!"

999 desperately dragged 666 out of the store, but when they looked back again, they found that there had never been such a store next to the points store.

999 looked scared, but 666 looked at the location of the restaurant with a look of loss.

"No money, you haven't paid any money yet!!" Big Eye hurriedly chased them out, only to find that the two had disappeared in an instant.

When it returned to the store, it saw the store manager sitting at the door holding coal briquettes, staring at it coldly, his big eyes and spine getting chills.

"The store manager..." It flew over aggrieved, "It's all my fault, I didn't catch up with them."

Lin He didn't answer, but rolled up a small chip on the ground, which was dropped by customer 666.

The King Chef system shows that this is an item dropped by a special customer, called [Black Box Identity Chip (Purple)], which will be automatically added to the system sequence after use.

Although I don't know what it's used for, it's a purple grade anyway.So, after he quickly clicked to use, he wanted to see what the use of this thing was.

Unexpectedly, this little chip integrated into his body in the blink of an eye.

And in his field of vision, something similar to a system panel appeared!

[System number: 000

Grade: D grade

System Name: Face Slapping to the Peak of Life

Core task: lead the host to the pinnacle of life.

Current World: Unknown Location

Host: Waiting for distribution....】

He took a closer look, only to realize that he didn't have a system, but became a system.

Before he could figure out what this thing does, a message popped up on the system panel.

[Hosting host....matched successfully...system installation, please wait...]

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Ao Yangfei sat on the chair and asked, "How is the business in his shop today?"

A thin, 1.6-meter-five man said flatteringly: "As expected by Brother Ao, his family's business has really failed. I observed for a long time today, and there are only four tables of customers."

Ao Yangfei nodded in satisfaction and said, "You guys have done a great job, and the publicity fee will not be less for you."

The thin man smiled modestly: "This is what we should do."

After Ao Yangfei watched the thin man leave, his expression became gloomy again.

He originally thought that reporting Lin He as an awakened person would have to be locked up for at least three to five months, and he would not be released until the current situation became clear.And at that time, after his careful planning, no matter how delicious Lin He's cooking was, he would spoil it.At that time, the matter was a foregone conclusion, even if Lin He was awakened, there was no hope of turning over.

Unexpectedly, the other party was released in just over a week!This is an extremely bad omen for his plan.

Coupled with the recent increasing number of awakened people, the upper echelons have also begun to introduce relevant regulations, which made him smell the big wave of future awakened people.

He knew that Lin He's shop hadn't been completely ruined yet, and with the wind direction of the country's change, it would be easy for Lin He to stand up against this wave of wind.

And his plan has a high probability of failure, but now, he can only continue to do it.

What's even more exasperating is that three days ago, his follower Liu Chang also successfully awakened and joined the Awakened Base in C City.

This made him even more jealous. He didn't understand that he was no worse than these people, yet he couldn't become an awakened person!

[Ding, slapping face and reaching the pinnacle of life system installation, progress 10%....50%....]

Just when he was full of resentment, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his head.

The author has something to say: I’m sorry, I originally said that today’s 6K double update, but today a novel I like is over. To be honest, that novel is my original intention to write Xiaosa, and then it’s over. Zhihu’s comments read it My heart is cold.

I really want to get angry, I really want to swear, but I am very afraid of the day when the knife falls on me!

There is also a deliberate arrangement to install the small card system for Ao Yangfei.

Otherwise, it will take Xiao Sa's IQ to know which character is against him.

And the small game card system is not necessarily a good thing~