I, the evil god, the cooking king

"The night gave me black eyes, but I use them to find the light..."

The standard ringtone of Shenhua mobile phone made Lin He's consciousness suddenly return.

He stared blankly at his eight pink claws, and couldn't help the tears of excitement welling up in his eyes. He turned the eight claws over and over carefully.

Only then did he shout happily and excitedly: "My Lin Bazhuo is finally back!"

He threw out a few tentacles at random, and rolled up the nearby mobile phone, the student's potato chips not far away, and a cup of bubble tea...

Powerful, long or short, flexible, this is what Lin Bazhuo should look like!

As for Ao Yangfei's body, he didn't want to mention it at all.

When he manipulated the opponent's body, he felt cramped and empty!

He never wants to enter other people's body again, this feeling is really uncomfortable.

He remembered that he had done such a thing because he turned on the [System Transmission] function, so he quickly turned off this function.

Shenhua's cell phone was still ringing non-stop, and he hurriedly picked it up.

"Hello, we are the No. [-] TV Station in City C. Are you Mr. Lin He?" A hearty male voice came from the other end of the phone.

Lin He's eyes lit up instantly when he heard the words "No. [-] TV Station", and he asked, "Yes, I'm Lin He. May I be selected, right?"

The staff said apologetically: "I'm sorry, the information submitted by Mr. Lin He was not selected for the new column "Future Star". Please make persistent efforts."

Lin He was stunned, as if he hadn't thought that he would lose the election at all. He didn't come back to his senses until the other party had hung up the phone.

At this moment, he felt like a pink balloon, the gas in his body was quietly let go, and he slipped down on the boss's chair dejectedly.

He muttered to himself: "Could it be that we can only spend money to buy leaflets? But this still can't solve the problem of those sunspots, why wasn't I selected? If selected, relying on the influence of the TV station, my little The store will definitely turn salted fish over!"

He lay on the boss's chair, pitifully rolled up his octopus, and made a gesture that seemed to comfort and hug him.

Lost and wronged in his heart, he couldn't help roaring with grief and anger: "Why is the world so unfair to me! Heaven, earth, open your eyes and look at your octopus son!!"

"The store manager! What's wrong with you?!" Hearing his roar, Big Eye flew over excitedly and asked with great concern.

"I lost the election!" He turned around, not wanting the employees to see his fragile and lost appearance, and said in self-defeating, "There is no hope, our store can't be helped, let those black people do whatever they want."

Seeing the briquettes jumping over, the big eyes said hurriedly, "Don't worry, manager, your loyal big eyes have already figured out a way to solve your difficulties!"

Lin He glanced wide-eyed, and asked without hope: "What can you do?"

Big Eye quickly rolled up the iPad, then flew to the store manager, and began to introduce its plan.

"Shop manager, look at this person first..." Big Eye first searched the life of an internet celebrity from Qiandu.

"An Chaoyang, a native of Huian, lived in America, England, France... in his early years, and won No.3 in the World Chef Competition. He is a famous chef, traveler, critic, gourmet, usually Famous for his poisonous tongue. At present, he has tens of millions of followers on Weibo, Station C, and Youtu.... He is a black-star reviewer of Ou Qilin magazine around the world, and also serves as the president of C City Food Club. He currently has industries under his name. ..."

Then Big Eyes quickly found this person's video on station C. His videos are divided into open visits and unannounced visits... The editing and storyboards seem to be top-notch, and every praise and every time he is everywhere It will cause barrage and comments to set off a peak of discussion.

However, worthy of his vicious personality, his comments on dishes are very short and spicy, but without any dirty words...but because of his outspoken personality, successful people who don't need to look at other people's faces to live, lead him Fans are extremely loyal.

Moreover, he not only tastes the large and small restaurants in China, but also often goes to some online celebrity shops abroad, or does some promotion and evaluation in old shops, which makes his fans very wide, not only domestic The public, as well as overseas Chinese, overseas students, or foreigners...even his personal popularity in the world is higher than that in China, which can be seen from the number of fans he has on Youtu.

It also happened several times that the dishes he criticized were urgently taken off the shelves by the restaurant, or they exposed the "century-old restaurant" and "the successor of the royal chef" in the industry, and finally fought each other on the Internet.... This also led to His popularity is rising even higher.

Big Eye said: "I have carefully studied all the videos of this person through big data. Among them, 20% of the stores he gave bad reviews, 40% of ordinary stores, and 30% of good stores. He felt that the stores that deserved their reputation It occupies 9%, and only 1% of the shops make him feel amazing. But there is no doubt that the shops that make him feel well-deserved and amazing, even though they were not very popular at first, and there are even some small restaurants hidden on street corners, after his recommendation, now Its popularity is overwhelming!"

Lin He raised his eyebrows and said, "You mean you want him to come to our store and make a promotional video for us?"

The big eyes shook the small body up and down, nodded and said: "Yes, the food effect that this person can drive is equivalent to Li Jiamei in the sales industry. If you can invite him, the interview on the TV station is actually dispensable. After all, this person Its popularity is worldwide!"

Lin He stretched out his tentacles, and swipe this person's video, while watching the tens of millions of views, he couldn't stop shaking his head...

"Big Eye, your plan is really great!" He said in a trembling voice, "But haven't you considered such a person, can we afford it?!"

His current deposit is only more than [-] yuan, and this is still the money used to complete the main task of the star spirit or the Yuggos fungus farm, so it is impossible to spend a large amount of money on publicity.

Now that he bought a stack of ordinary flyers, he had to think twice, this big-eyed plan was too unrealistic.

His big eyes trembled all over, and only then did he remember the matter of asking for money for the publicity.

It justified: "But I have observed him. It is impossible to invite him to those small restaurants hidden in the streets and corners, so he must have discovered it by himself. We don't have to let him take over the promotion of our store, let him indirectly He found our shop, isn't that all right?"

Lin He stroked Dayan's head, and sighed like looking at a little fool: "Then how can we let him find out? The reputation of our store is now being hacked like this, do you think he will come? Besides We also don’t know his relatives and friends, let alone let him know indirectly through his friends.”

Hearing the store manager's words, his eyes were stunned. It had never considered this issue.

"So you can work with peace of mind, and don't dream up plans that can't be realized all day long."

Lianqiu squatted at the store manager's feet and listened to their conversation in its entirety.

So, it cleverly interjected: "Shop Manager, in fact, if you want him to come to our store voluntarily, there is no way out! Store manager, you can open the store and search for..."

With big eyes and red pupils shining, he immediately replied: "Compulsory consumption coupons! Yes, there are also compulsory consumption coupons! The store manager can buy them for only 199 gold coins. With it, we will send the compulsory consumption coupons to him. Then he will definitely come to our store to consume, and the whole process is voluntary!"

There is such a thing!

Lin He rummaged through the shopping mall, and sure enough, he found a compulsory consumption voucher.

The price of 199 coupons is a waste for ordinary people, but the effect on celebrities is completely different.

Seeing this coupon, his round eyes instantly brightened. As long as he has it, will he still worry about not being able to turn around? !

At this moment, several kinds of coquettish operations were simulated in his head. For example, as long as he bought ten copies and handed them over to the chief director of the "Future Star" column of the first TV station, would he still worry that he would not be selected?

No matter how bad it is, he can also send consumption vouchers to top stars, and then relying on the effects brought by these stars, his shop will become a super Internet celebrity shop with a reputation at home and abroad, and that is within easy reach.

Thinking of my monthly income of one million in the future, wearing a suit, accepting interviews from major media, and finally my fanfan’s head appeared on the headlines, which celebrity I received today, which prince or princess I will receive tomorrow, and finally participated World Chef Competition, won No.1, and was invited by the country to be a state banquet chef.....

cool! ! !

His eyes were red with excitement, and his head was hot. He actually spent a huge sum of money to buy ten compulsory consumption coupons in one go. Then, he remembered a serious problem...

This consumption voucher must be delivered to the person to take effect.

So, how can he fight his way out of the star's bodyguard team, and how can he find the food critic An Chaoyang who is flying around the world?

"Damn!" He swears, crazily hammered his head with his tentacles, and howled in self-reproach, "I'm Shabby, I'm Shabby! I bought so much in one go, but there's no way to send it to others In your hand, isn't this a waste?!"

Big Eye saw that the briquettes were about to speak, and he hurriedly said, "Don't worry, store manager, I can analyze the location of the target task through the Internet, and I can send the consumption voucher to him intact!"

Lin He was very skeptical about the big eyes clinking in the half bucket of water, and asked suspiciously: "Big eyes, are you sure you can do this well?"

"Of course, store manager, you can leave it to me, I'm your most loyal and clever big eye~" Big eye puffed out his chest and swore to him by flapping his wings.

"Oh...then please." Lin He saw it working so hard, and also boasted in a symbolic sense, "You have always cared about the store manager the most. you play."

The big eyes immediately turned pink with excitement, and the top of the head was puffing smoke, and hurriedly promised: "I will definitely do it well, manager!"

Lin He got up and went to the back kitchen, while Big Eye glanced contemptuously at the briquettes that had been robbed by him several times today, but finally failed.

"Hehe, Briquette, as I said long ago, I am the most valued employee of the store manager, and you are just a condiment. I made a mistake some time ago and let you take the opportunity, but this is just a moment. Delusion Compete with me, you are still too tender." It grinned disdainfully at the briquettes, then picked up the compulsory consumption coupon given to it by the store manager, and left the restaurant.

The author has something to say:

The writing is a bit scattered, I will try my best to pay attention to it in the later stage, and then switch after talking about an event.

The food is relaxed and refreshed in these two chapters. After the relaxation, let's go directly to the star god's main course.

As for who the star god is, you can guess, the range is the outer god of Cthulhu.

(Not surprisingly, there is another one, probably around 12 o'clock.)