I, the evil god, the cooking king

"Gululu!" Lin He rolled up a can of frozen Coca-Cola and poured it into his mouth.

Fat boy happy water with barbecue, perfect match!

"Cool!" He drank half a can of Coke in one gulp, and let out a sigh of satisfaction.

Although Briquettes competed with Big Eyes for the barbecue, they watched all directions and listened to all directions, and immediately noticed that the Coke in the manager's hand had run out.

It quickly opened a new can of Coke with its curly hair and handed it to the store manager.

Briquette is such a caring little padded jacket!

Lin He couldn't help but rubbed the curly hair of the briquettes, and said, "Bricks, don't patronize me, you can eat too."

Briquette arched the store manager's tentacles with her body, and replied cutely: "Okay~"

Big eyes curled his lips, and muttered in a low voice: "Sycophant."

This briquette, what else can it do besides pretending to be cute!It doesn't have the ability to have big eyes and a single eyelash!

"Huh?!" Lin He immediately looked at Dayan, his round eyes were extremely oppressive, "Dayan, what did you just say? Repeat it loudly!"

The big eyes shrank their wings, and immediately said: "The store manager, I didn't say anything just now."

He frowned, and taught a lesson: "Speak well, you're not a little girl, don't use 'other' or something...to be hypocritical!"

Looking at the store manager's puzzled straight male eyes, and the coal ball's expression of enjoying the show, Big Eyes twisted his body aggrieved, and said, "I know."

"That's about the same." Lin He nodded with satisfaction, and looked around at several employees, "Our store has grown to this day, and every employee has contributed a lot. The manager of this store doesn't want old employees bullying new employees in our store. Bad deeds! Especially your big eyes, don’t always target briquettes just because they have the lowest qualifications, we are all a team, and we need to help each other to grow and develop, do you hear me clearly?”

Lianqiu first responded to the store manager's call: "Senior Daqian, how about we shake hands and make peace? The store manager also doesn't want to see his most capable and beloved employee go head-to-head, doesn't he?"

Favorite employee? !

Hearing this sentence, the big eyes suddenly narrowed like a hundred lemons, and the sour eyes narrowed.

Big Eye felt aggrieved, but he had to admit it because it was the store manager's order.

It stared fiercely at the briquettes, gritted its teeth and said: "Then we! From now on! Let's get along well!"

Briquette grinned and said, "Happy cooperation, Big Eye! Senior!"

"That's right~" Lin He took out his mobile phone and called Yinshuang to come over, "Come, let's take a group photo."

"Crack!"

As the shutter sounded, a photo of a pink octopus carrying three employees was born in the sewer.

Suddenly, countless hurried footsteps sounded from the other end of the sewer, as well as human panting and painful muffled sounds.

Lin He raised his head in surprise, only to find that a large group of people ran out of the depths of the sewer.

The number of people in this wave is significantly larger than the one that went in just now. In addition to Lewis and other investigators he is familiar with, there are also some people of different races from various countries, including a few people who look familiar in black robes. people.

These people were more or less injured, and some were even missing arms and legs, bleeding all the way. If it wasn't for the help of their companions, they probably wouldn't even be able to run.

"What's the matter with you?" Lin He asked in surprise.

This group of people were also taken aback when they saw the three monsters barbecued in the sewer.

Lewis shouted anxiously: "Mr. Octopus, you guys should get out of here too, they succeeded in summoning the evil god!"

"What?!" Lin He turned pale with shock, "Didn't you stop it?"

Lewis explained with grief: "It was too late when we passed."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" A red-haired woman shouted at them with a boy on her back, "Don't run away, don't even think about running away later!"

Lin He immediately realized the seriousness of the matter, and asked Big Eye and the others to quickly pack up their things and run away.

Suddenly, the river in the sewer rolled up an abnormally high wave, rushing towards everyone.

"what!"

Lin He was drenched in the cold, and the charcoal fire on the grill was completely extinguished.

And the group of people around him was even more miserable. Because they had to take care of the injured, most of them were directly overturned by the waves under the torrent of the current.

All of a sudden, wailing was everywhere in the sewer.

At this time, a monster that seemed to be stitched together with human limbs rushed towards everyone at a fast speed.

The monster was at least four to five meters high, almost touching the stone brick dome of the sewer.

When it got closer, Lin He realized that there was still a person standing on the monster.

The man stood on top of the monster, and said a few spells that no one could understand to the person lying on the ground, only to see the person on the ground slap, like a robot that fell apart, being crushed by the person. Split into several pieces, the cross-section of each cut is very smooth, and even muscle blood vessels and bones can be seen.

He chanted the mantra extremely fast, and dismantled several people in a short while, but not everyone could be dismantled successfully, and the body of those who failed to dismantle would explode directly and become a mass of rotten flesh. The monster will quickly swallow the rotten meat into its stomach, ensuring that no flesh and blood will be wasted.

The people lying on the ground did not try to fight back at all, but they would all be stopped by monsters in the end.

"Stop messing with him!" A man in black yelled, "He has gained the knowledge of God, you can't beat him!"

"TMD, if it weren't for you group of cultists, would we have fallen to where we are now?!"

"What nonsense are you talking about here?! Don't even run!"

Most people gave up helping their seriously injured companions and fled directly to the distance, but Lewis and his group couldn't be so cruel. They tried to stop the monster while rescuing their companions.

But the man-made suture monster is extremely powerful, and the magic resistance and physical defense are all full. Whether it is gun shooting or fireball ice skates, it is blocked by it. Even if the body is a little damaged, it can still pass through. Devouring the corpses on the ground quickly replenishes nutrients and repairs the body.

Can fight and resist and bring back blood, and there is a magician standing on his body, how can he fight? !

Seeing that several of Lewis and his companions died in an instant, Lin He hesitated.It took him less than a second to switch worlds before he could escape.But this group of people must be wiped out here today.

In his heart, he actually admired investigators as a creature, and he once fantasized that if he lived in the Cthulhu mythology, he must also become a great investigator.

He looked at his eight tentacles in succession, and the greater the ability to meditate in his heart, the greater the responsibility.

Immediately, four tentacles were thrown out violently, trying to entangle the monster's movements.

Of course, if Tentacle doesn't hold the Stitches under control, just pretend he didn't say anything!Directly switch the world to run!

He thought that his four tentacles would break instantly under the huge force of the Stitching Monster, but he didn't expect that his tentacles were so strong that the Stitching Monster couldn't break free.

"Great, got it under control!"

"Mr. Octopus, you are really amazing!" The investigators who were lucky enough to be saved thanked him excitedly.

Lin He's eyes sharpened in an instant. It turns out that... am I so strong? !

The tenacity of the tentacles gave him unprecedented confidence, and he fiercely attacked the stitch monster, and shouted to the others: "I control it, you kill the manipulator on his shoulder!"

"understand!"

The person on Stitch's shoulder also noticed his situation, and suddenly chanted a spell at him.

Lewis yelled, "Mr. Octopus, get out of the way!"

But he reminded too late, a purple light quickly hit Lin He's body.

"Ah!" Lin He yelled, and suddenly felt that his skin was about to be stretched open.

"Bam—"

"No!!!" Lewis watched helplessly as Mr. Octopus kindly helped them. The pink body was blown into a pink mass of meat because the cracking failed.

Colin, standing on the stitch monster, showed a cold smile.

It's just an awakened person with a high degree of alienation. Do they think that such a person can stop themselves?

Really overwhelmed.

With the knowledge of God, he is already extraordinary.

Seeing the pink octopus exerting all its strength to barely restrain the sutured human being constructed by training techniques, and seeing the group of overwhelmed people cheering in surprise, he aimed contemptuously at the pink octopus, and read out the memory The disintegration spell in .

With a bang, the pink octopus exploded instantly.

Sure enough, those incantations are simply unmatched by today's human beings...

But soon, his sneer froze on his face.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Accompanied by a wonderful explosion, the heads of countless people exploded into the sewers into countless colorful and bloody fireworks.

From near to far, no living creature can escape this grand fireworks display that seems to be the funeral of human civilization.

Ambilight floated out from those broken bodies, forming a wonderful form in the air that humans could not understand.

Although Colin didn't understand what those streamers were, he knew that they were using their lives and souls to play a magnificent music that was unknown and incomprehensible to humans.

This is so beautiful....

Want to join them, want to join them!

Sing the music together, sing for the gods, let him hear our voice, let him pay attention to it... Maybe only in this way can we get a chance...

Countless streamers rushed towards him, and countless voices rang out in his mind...

The strong desire drowned everything belonging to 'Colin'.

He can no longer remember who he is, and he smiles obsessively, and is pleased with himself, proudly joining this civilized funeral song.

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"Shop Manager, Shop Manager, wake up!"

"Shop Manager, don't scare us!"

The voices of Big Eyes, Coal Balls, and Yinshuang seemed to come from far, far away.

Very, very small, so small that if he didn't listen carefully, he couldn't hear them at all.

And he is now in a dark, lightless and soundless place, but he understands that as long as he opens his eyes, he can get out of here and see unprecedented scenery.

But the voices of the big-eyed coal balls came from the deepest part of the darkness, he hesitated for a moment, and finally gave up opening his eyes, but followed their call, slowly sinking into the depths of the darkness...

When he opened his eyes again, the anxious expressions of the employees caught his eyes.

But he felt that he had never been so weak that he couldn't even lift his tentacles.

Could it be that... he was seriously injured after being hit by the opponent's spell, and was taken away by Big Eye and the others and moved back to the shop?

Seeing him open his eyes, all the employees breathed a sigh of relief.

He said tremblingly: "Big... big eyes, briquettes, I'm afraid I'm going to die... From now on, I can only leave it to you..."

"The store manager!!!" Dayan cried out and threw himself on his chest.

"Shop manager, even if I try my best, I will save the manager!" The briquette opened my big eyes not to be outdone, and threw itself on his chest.

He felt a little uncomfortable under the pressure of these two things.

A look of distress appeared on his pink face.

Suddenly, a strange purple ball of light pushed away the big eyes, squeezed the briquettes away, and calmly flew in front of his eyes and said, "Don't worry, store manager, you will be fine with me here."

Who is this?

A question mark flashed across his head, and the other party replied quickly: "I am Xiao Sa Zhinao, your new employee, you can call me Bubble."

Bubbles, this name is quite in line with his style of naming employees.

The purple light ball, oh no, it should be the new employee Bubble's body emitting a glimmer of light, which projected on his body, and he gradually felt a lot better, and the illusion that his body was about to split apart slowly disappeared.

In an instant, he felt that his body was full of strength again!

Bubble asked, "How do you feel?"

He jumped up from the sofa, his round head was radiant, and his pink skin seemed to be glowing.

It's like drinking ten bottles of Red Bull in one gulp, and then injecting ten water-light injections on the face.

Be energetic!

"Cool!" He rolled up his tentacles, making a Popeye gesture, "Excellent!"

He has never been stingy with complimenting useful employees. He turned his head to look at Bubble, and patted the ball on the other side's head?It was probably the head, anyway, it was just a ball of light, and he couldn't tell which side was the face and which side was the back.

"Not bad, Pao Pao, you are really a role model for the staff. You are much better than those useless employees who are injured by the store manager but only know how to cry."

Hearing the store manager's shady tone, Briquette and Big Eye suddenly felt that the crisis was imminent.

Bubble replied modestly and low-key: "This is what I should do. It is an honor for every employee to serve the store manager."

Lin He's eyes sparkled when he heard this, and he thought to himself, there must be a good-spoken and practical talent in the store.

Big-eyed, high-handed, clumsy in handling things, and lazy.In addition to being cute and pleasing to people, the briquettes are all focused on working with big eyes.

Yinshuang works hard, but she only knows how to clean. If something happens, she is not as good as a big-eyed briquette.

The three employees in this store each have their own strengths and weaknesses, and he needs to worry about controlling them. Once he is not around, these three employees will definitely be very lazy.At this time, a senior employee (foreman) is needed to help him control the overall situation!

The appearance of bubbles may be a turning point.

However, further research is needed to determine whether Bubble has this strength.

He pondered for a while, and suddenly yelled "Oops!", and then he remembered what happened not long ago.

He was hit by a spell at the time, and passed out unconsciously.

Without his control, maybe the remaining people in the sewers would all be wiped out by the stitch monsters!

"No, I have to go and have a look!" He clapped his paws, leading a few employees to switch floors, and came to the minus six world where the star essence was.

Looking at the scene at the scene, he took a breath, and only four characters flashed in his mind.

Miserable, no, bear, see.

This is too miserable...too miserable...

Partially disintegrated limbs and broken arms, countless human corpses with their heads exploded, criss-crossed in the sewer.

The Stitched Monster also broke into countless pieces and fell into the river.

As the water washed away, the river was stained red with blood.

The fish and rats that did not come up to devour the dead bodies, their bodies were also accompanied by internal organs, undulating in the river water, like a pot of bright red hodgepodge.

"It's too miserable!" Lin He patted the wet wall angrily, "That cultist is really inhuman!"

Ma De, this world with evil gods is too scary, if you come here, you will be killed by any evil cultist.

No more, no more, he will never come again!

The matter of gathering the ingredients will be handed over to Big Eye and the others.

They should sacrifice a little safety for the store manager, and they should!

Thinking back then, he was simply too courageous to face the cultists for the sake of a group of investigators. He would never do such stupid things again, and his own life was the most important thing.

This time he was almost beaten to death, which made him feel that his mentality has been a little drifting recently.

From now on, he must be cautious (counseling), cautious (counseling), more cautious (counseling), and never put himself in a dangerous situation again!

Bubble looked at the store manager with deep eyes, and heard the store manager's angry voice... guessed in his heart, could it be that the store manager is mourning the loss of these human beings?

It asked quickly: "Is the store manager pitying these dead humans?"

The store manager nodded with regret.

Bubble said: "Does the store manager want to revive them?"

Lin He looked at Pao Pao in surprise, and asked, "Can you revive them?"

Could it be that Pao Pao is the role of the legendary nanny?Can it be cured and revived? !

Bubble explained: "To be precise, you are here to revive them, and I am only playing an auxiliary role."

He asked, "Then how does it work?"

Bubbles flew closer: "As long as you install me on your body, you can reset their time and space. This is also the core function of me as Xiaosa's brain!"

Hearing Bubble's explanation, his rusty head suddenly turned rapidly, and asked quickly: "Wait, according to what you said, don't the big eyes and briquettes also have unique functions?"

Bubbles replied: "Yes. Big Eyes and Coal Balls, didn't they tell you? This is an instinct engraved in our core, and it's impossible for them not to know."

He looked shocked, and then suddenly looked around, the big eyes and coal balls that had been paddling beside him for several months.

The briquettes and the big eyes both backed away, guilty of not daring to look directly into the store manager's eyes.

"You guys... are really nice!"

Hearing the store manager's cold voice, the briquettes and the small body with big eyes trembled in unison.

The author has something to say:? Xiao Sa: Why are all people dead? !The evil cultists are really terrifying!

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