I, the evil god, the cooking king

Scott didn't dare to turn his head back, his lips were trembling, and he murmured: "No, this... this is impossible... how is this possible..."

I saw a beautiful boy with red pupils sitting on the sofa. After seeing the two of them, he immediately jumped up from the sofa and screamed angrily: "Scott, Rick! How dare you come back! "

This clear and bright voice like a child's is also very familiar to them.

Rick and Scott said tremblingly, "Big...Big-eyed brother, is that you?"

The figure of the beautiful boy dissipated like smoke, leaving only one large red pupil with a pair of small wings floating in the air.

The big red eyes stared at the two of them, and cursed: "Who else would it be if it wasn't me?!"

The bodies of the two froze instantly, and they moved their heads a little, only to see that the remaining two turned into a shimmering purple ball and a four-hoofed animal covered in black curly hair.

"Welcome home~"

Two pink tentacles slowly touched the shoulders of Scott and Rick from behind, and then a round pink head came from behind them and squeezed between them.

"I haven't seen you for a day, why are you two so unfamiliar?" The pink octopus squeezed its head between the two and smiled, uttering some chilling words, "Didn't you be happy just now? Why not now?" Did you talk? This is not acceptable~"

【"Oh... this bird can't sing anymore, it's not good, let's kill it and make a barbecue today!"

"...these birds are always fighting, this is not acceptable, let's pick them all up today!"]

The scariest picture in memory, accompanied by this pink octopus smiling face, and the gentle devil whispering, emerged from the depths of memory one after another.

The faces of Scott and Rick lost all color in an instant, cold sweat broke out on their heads, and their bodies trembled uncontrollably, as if shaking into a sieve.

"Octopus...the store manager..." Scott smiled with difficulty, and said in a trembling voice, "We met again, what a coincidence..."

"It's quite a coincidence." The octopus shop manager's pink tentacles seemed to wrap their arms around their shoulders, "I thought you guys weren't going to come back after you left."

He narrowed his eyes slightly, smiled kindly and said, "Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, you also abducted two expensive Shantak birds from my farm. Tell me, how should we settle this account? "

Scott and Rick knelt on the ground suddenly, hugged the octopus shop manager's tentacles, and begged in fear: "Shop manager...please let us go, we won't dare again!"

"Is this what I want?" The octopus monster's voice suddenly turned cold, the pink face suddenly turned cloudy, and a pair of round black eyes stared at them closely, making their hairs stand on end, and they shivered.

Scott and Rick looked at each other, and a flash of inspiration flashed in their minds, remembering the stingy and money-loving character of the octopus monster.So he hurriedly begged: "We will give you whatever you want, as long as you let us live, how much you want is up to you!"

"Hey..." The octopus shop manager's eyes shimmered, he shook his head, and said distressedly, "Get up quickly, don't lie on the ground, it's cold on the ground."

Hearing it's tone, the little hearts of the two of them relaxed a little.

After the two sat down on the sofa, the octopus said kindly, "I'm not in a hurry for the money, after all, I'm not a black-hearted octopus who wants money, right?"

The two nodded repeatedly, and Scott, who was very knowledgeable about current affairs, greeted Junjie: "How can you be a black-hearted octopus monster, you are the kindest and most humane store manager in the world!"

The octopus monster frowned worriedly: "So what I'm worried about is not money, but mainly..."

"You know our true identity!" It changed the subject, the gentleness in its tone suddenly disappeared, and its voice was as cold as ice slag.

The bodies of the two froze for a moment, and they suddenly remembered that they were the octopus they met in reality, which meant that they knew that the octopus was disguised as a human and where it was hiding...

Seeing the octopus monster and the three monsters behind it with killing intent like ice, a strong sense of oppression and the fear of imminent death enveloped them.

The big-eyed monster narrowed its eyes slightly, with a sinister light refracted in its red pupils, and opened its mouth to suggest: "The store manager, with me here, I will surely make them disappear without a trace, no one in this world can still remember them! What do you think of my suggestion?"

"Oh..." The octopus monster looked at the two of them with pity, and pretended to stretch out its tentacles to cover its mouth and said, "Isn't this too cruel?"

"Don't...don't!!!" Scott burst into tears when he heard this, and begged for mercy loudly, "Shop manager, if you don't remember villains, just let us go, I I swear, we will never say anything!!"

Rick managed to escape with great difficulty. He just got hope, and he didn't want to give up just like that. He also begged: "I am the manager of the octopus shop... I also have a lot of property in reality, and I can earn money in a year." A lot of money, if you are willing to let us go, whatever you want, we will definitely do it for you."

The octopus blamed them for being pitiful, so he said distressedly: "Well, I have been working for me for so long anyway, and I can't bear to let you disappear..."

The purple ball of light spoke: "Shop Manager, why don't I delete their memory, although there is a great possibility of becoming mentally retarded, but it will allow them to survive and not reveal your secrets, and will always work for you."

Become an idiot? ! !

Still working for the octopus forever? !

This shit is worse than death!

"Wow——" Scott immediately fell to his knees and burst into tears.

Rick called "Scott", and the two looked at each other, seeing the despair in each other's eyes, and then hugged each other sympathetically and cried bitterly.

"Woooooo, I don't want to die!"

"Master Octopus, we were really wrong, we dare not run away again!!"

Seeing them lying on the ground crying, the octopus monster sighed sympathetically: "It's too miserable to become mentally retarded. Do you have any other suggestions?"

Hearing both Big Eyes and Bubbles talk, Coal Ball certainly couldn't lag behind, and it also said: "Manager, I can plant seeds in their bodies so that they can't say anything about you, and they can't betray you." You... Once they have this thought, the seeds will germinate and take root in their bodies. Once they say something about you in any way, they will be swallowed by the seeds as soon as they open their mouths. But the good thing is that they will not die , and will not become mentally retarded, and the body may become stronger because of containing the seeds."

"We choose this!" Before the octopus could speak, Rick and Scott raised their heads and answered in unison.

The octopus raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you sure?"

"Yes!" The two hurriedly wiped away the snot and tears on their faces, and nodded in haste.

The octopus monster looked at their pitiful appearances and said with a smile: "Then such a happy decision~"

Next, the two accepted the modification of the briquettes in an unpleasant manner.

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When Scott and Rick finished the transformation and curled up in the corner stupidly, Lin He rubbed his head with his tentacles in distress, and whispered: "...I was impulsive, I was impulsive, just now It’s so impulsive! It’s these two boys who don’t do anything, just run away, and kidnapped my two Shantak birds. Do they know how valuable these birds are? This makes me angry!”

Seeing the store manager's troubled look, Bubble suggested: "Shop manager, if you are really worried, I can brainwash them again without any personal injury. I guarantee that they won't remember what happened in the store today when they go out. thing."

He asked suspiciously: "Will you not become mentally retarded?"

Bubbles said empathetically: "I saw that the store manager wanted to play tricks on them, so I deliberately said it seriously. If you just blur the conversation with the store manager today, it will not do them any harm, unless it is to Wiping out all their memories will turn an adult into a newborn baby."

Lin He rubbed Pao Pao's head with a smile, and said, "Unexpectedly, Pao Pao understands my thoughts~"

Bubble said shyly: "After all, I am your most trusted chief manager! So, does the store manager need me to add another layer of insurance for them? Otherwise, if they reveal a little bit of our identity, it will really be a disaster. Lah...." Of course, the disaster wasn't for us.

He scratched his chin and said, "What you said makes sense, then add another layer of insurance to blur their memory of today. Wait! What if their memory is blurred and they don't remember to pay back the money? The kid is still carrying a lot of debts from the store!"

Bubble turned his body and said confidently: "It's very simple, I can set a trigger point in their memory, as long as they get along with other humans, they won't recall any memory about your true identity, only When they come back to you, and no other humans are around, they will remember everything."

"Very good!" Lin He hammered and touched his claws, "That's it."

After the two communicated, Bubble flew in front of Scott and Rick, and threw two light bands from the purple ball-shaped body, directly connecting them to their brains.

"No!!" The two of them saw Bubbles flying over and shot out two light bands, subconsciously thinking that Lin He was going to turn back on their promises and make them mentally retarded, and they screamed miserably.

After Bubble finished processing the two people's memories, the sound of "bang bang" fighting outside seemed to subside.

The briquette reported to him that after a small-scale battle with the Shantak birds, the human military captured and took away two Shantak birds that were so seriously injured that they could not move.

Lin He feels sorry for his two birds. These two Shantak birds have entered the mature stage, and they are about to be released from the cage and put on the table to earn him a small amount of money...

But in order not to reveal his identity, he could only hold back the pain.

Fortunately, he can still recover his losses from others, otherwise this time he will really suffer a big loss.

Looking at Rick and Scott who were gradually waking up, he opened his mouth and showed a 'kind' smile.

The two of them who just woke up and found that they were still alive saw the pink octopus monster's 'sweet' smile, trembling like two little quails.

After a while, someone knocked on Lin He's store door, and then a group of heavily armed men walked in and took Scott and Rick away.

"Please take care of them."

"It should be, it should be... as long as everyone is fine!"

Lin He shook hands with the military leader in a friendly way, and waved his tentacles to send Scott and the others away.

Some logistics personnel were cleaning up the traces of the battle on the street, while Yan Yifei, Sun Ma, and Wang Zhao walked into Lin He's small shop.

These three people led Lin He to join the Awakened Base in City C, and they were usually in the same group. In addition, they had tasted Lin He's craftsmanship, and sometimes they would come to patronize him and chat with him about the current situation of the Awakened.

For Lin He, they were acquaintances at almost the same level as Qi Xiaogu.

Wang Zhao was a familiar young man, and when he walked in, he said, "Brother Lin, you are so courageous, even though all the monsters have fallen on your doorstep, you still have the heart to save others."

Yan Yifei's expression was relaxed, but his tone was somewhat reminding: "Xiao Lin, you are not capable of fighting, and you still put your own safety first, so don't be so reckless next time."

"Okay, I know." Lin He scratched his face and said, "Didn't I happen to see them fleeing towards me... If you fight and ignore them, it will be two lives, What a pity to die..." They are going to die, who will pay back the money?

He took advantage of the opportunity to attract business and said, "Are you hungry? Would you like something to eat? I'll give you a 9.9% discount."

Sun Ma was speechless: "Your 9.9% off, is it different from not getting it?"

He replied with a smile: "It's still less than 0.1~"

Sun Ma turned to look at his companion and asked, "Then let's have a meal before leaving. What do you think, Lao Yan?"

Wang Zhao's excited eyes glowed, and he said, "I agree with both hands and feet. Brother Lin's craftsmanship is too good. I want to eat three meals a day, but he doesn't agree with the purse..."

Seeing Wang Zhao's bright expectant eyes, Yan Yifei said helplessly, "Then let me treat you~"

"Thank you, Brother Yan!" Wang Zhao clasped his hands together, showing a grateful expression.

Lin He's cooking speed has always been very fast, and he quickly asked Big Eye to serve them.

Coincidentally, there were no customers in the store at this time, so he made himself a dessert made from the essence of stars and essence of flame - Shuangwei Burning Immortal Grass, and then sat in a pile of water with Yan Yifei and the others, chatting , Learn about the latest news within the Awakened.

Wang Zhao said while eating: "Brother Lin, do you know that they are the missing people in the Ural Mountains?"

Lin He said: "There is a falling out on the Internet, how can I not know?"

He also read the news on the Internet, only to know that the Shantak bird breeding farm space overlaps with the Ural Mountains.

"It didn't appear until a few months after it disappeared, and it was also riding a creature from another world. I guess...the group of climbers who survived, the statement about the dreamland should be true." Wang Zhao guessed, "It should be There really is a foreign world that overlaps with the real world, but a special method is required to enter."

Wang Zhao sighed, and suddenly his tone became a little worried: "But this is not a good thing for us...Dreamland, Shantak Bird, these are creatures that only exist in the Cthulhu mythology, do they represent Are there really... evil gods in this world? If there are evil gods, if they are to come, can our world really bear it?"

"I have to think about these scary things, can't I think about something easy?" Sun Ma knocked Wang Zhao on the head and taught him a lesson.

Wang Zhao muttered: "I think so too... But the current situation does not allow it. These monsters have appeared in front of us. Should we bury our heads in the soil and act like ostriches? Think about it... Kesu In the Lu mythology, there are some terrible things. If those chaos, disorder, and horrors with strong malice against human beings come, the world will definitely end. Therefore, we must hurry up and plan ahead!"

Lin He took a spoonful of burnt jelly grass and put it into his mouth, and asked, "What if you just think too much, and they don't have any malice towards human beings?"

Wang Zhao categorically denied it: "How is this possible! Brother Lin, you probably haven't read the Cthulhu mythology, so you have such beautiful fantasies about them."

Lin He: "...All right."

Wang Zhao sighed pessimistically: "...To be honest, I am really not optimistic about our future destiny. According to the old gods and outer gods described in the story, any one of them will be a crushing existence for human beings. There's no way we can fight that."

"There is something wrong with your thinking..." Lin He shook his head, "You have given up hope and raised the white flag to surrender before they even knocked on your door. If you really want to put the fate of mankind in your hands, you probably will Be a traitor and hand over all human beings!"

Wang Zhao said confidently: "Isn't it normal to join if you can't beat it?"

Sun Ma couldn't help but yell at him: "Didn't you just say that evil gods are synonymous with chaos and disorder? Are you afraid that your head will be blown into fireworks if you join?"

Wang Zhao retorted: "Isn't their family living well? Apart from being ugly, all of them are powerful long-lived species... Thinking about it this way, it seems good to be a family member of the evil god... .”

Lin He asked speechlessly: "Brother Yan, where did you recruit this kind of person with problematic thinking? They are simply cancerous tumors among human beings.... Before the war started, they wanted to surrender to the enemy."

Yan Yifei spread his hands: "I don't know who is assigned by the higher authorities."

Wang Zhao pretended to be unhappy and asked: "Brother Lin, how can you say that about me? If the evil god is about to come, if you are the representative of the human side, what can you do? Are you going to fight the other party to death? If you offend the other party and cause human beings Civilization is destroyed, can you bear the responsibility?"

Lin He froze for a moment, always felt that it was strange for him to ask this question to himself, the mastermind behind the scenes.

But in front of everyone, he has always maintained a righteous and kind personality, so he replied righteously: "Of course, it is to wipe out all the cultists and try our best to prevent the recovery of the evil god. Since you can't resist it, then choose to delay as much as possible. When the technology develops stronger, it will not be enough to beat the evil god out."

Wang Zhao said: "Brother Lin, don't you look at what the abilities of the Outer Gods are, such as infinite proliferation, arbitrary manipulation of time and space, these can be regarded as higher-dimensional creatures, how can we fight against them? It is set in the myth that the entire universe is the dream of Azathoth, and when he wakes up, the universe will disappear, so there is no solution at all.”

"..." Hearing what he said, Lin He suddenly fell into deep thought. He thought that what this kid said seemed to make sense. The gap between the strength of humans and gods is too great, and there is no comparison at all. It is better to surrender pie.

Sun Ma interjected: "Xiao Lin, don't get caught up in this kid's logic, he is using the setting of the novel to set you up. After all, no one can say now that those alien creatures are really the creatures in the novel." It is still unknown whether there are evil gods in the world."

Now he came to his senses, he nodded again and again and said: "Yes, Brother Sun is right. Don't take the setting in the novel and apply it to reality, it doesn't fit the reality."

Besides, he himself is the boss behind all of this, can there be evil gods, can he not know?

Although he looks like an octopus monster, he has always been kind-hearted and has a strong sense of justice. He has never thought about destroying human beings.After all, he is also an octopus monster with a red scarf on his chest!

Wang Zhao admitted defeat and said, "All right, you have the final say."

Afterwards, the few people chatted for a while, and they ate for almost an hour before they checked out and left.

After Lin He finished his dessert, he took out his mobile phone to play.

But I didn't want to, at this time the briquettes suddenly jumped over, and quietly made a small report to the store manager: "The store manager...I found something!"

Big eyes keep an eye on the movement of the briquettes, and when they see it approaching the store manager, they immediately feel an unknown crisis coming.

Lin He was about to surf the Internet, so he asked casually, "What's the matter? Tell me?"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The coal ball just opened its mouth, but it was stopped by Big Eyes, and it was forced to cover its mouth and drag it away.

"What are you doing?" Seeing Big Eye like this, he felt guilty, "Big Eye, put down the briquettes quickly!"

The big eyes pretended to be cute and said: "I didn't do anything, people just want to connect with coal balls~"

He looked at the briquettes and asked, "Really?"

The coal ball said loudly: "Of course not!"

"Shop manager, when I was injecting seeds into those two people, I checked their memories by the way. I found that the reason why they can control the Shantak bird is because Big Eye taught them the spell about the Shantak bird. !"

Lin He put down his phone and looked at Big Eye coldly, "Is there such a thing... Big Eye?"

The little wings of the big eyes trembled, and replied tremblingly: "Yes...."

He asked: "Then you still dared to lie to me that they ran away by themselves? Did you still take me as the store manager seriously? Big eyes, you have become more and more courageous recently... ..”

Big Eye hurriedly admitted his mistake: "No...not the store manager, listen to me...."

"I don't want to hear it." He refused coldly. "It just so happens that Scott and Rick are gone. From today onwards, you will take over their jobs and clean up the bird shit for three months!"

Big Eyes howled sadly: "Wow, manager, I was wrong!!"

Seeing this, the coal ball showed a sinister and proud smile.

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