I, the evil god, the cooking king

[The appalling little mushy sect! 】

Seeing this slogan, Lin He felt instantly upset. As his own sect, how could he be so frustrated? !

This is too embarrassing for the store manager!

He swiped the list on the right and found that most of the functions were gray and unlocked, and only a few functions could be used.

One is to arrange servants/believers to preach in the world, gain infection, and unlock more functions.

The second is to spend soul points to build the lowest-level churches in remote towns where the power of the gods is weakest, so as to facilitate the preaching of servants or believers.

The third is to give extremely small responses when servants/believers pray.Above the extremely tiny level, there are many levels such as tiny, weak, ordinary..., but these can only be unlocked after increasing the degree of infection in the world.

There are only these three items that he can currently operate.

For the first item, he plans to arrange for the UR-level servant he drew a while ago - the king of ghouls, to carry out resident missionary work.

And the reason why he chose the King of Ghouls is mainly because of its special characteristics.

The king of ghouls will not obtain ingredients with servants whose rank is lower than his own.So every time the ingredients are obtained, one of its servants will occupy a queue.

Although the ingredients it acquires every time are very high-end, Lin He doesn't have a corresponding recipe for the high-end ingredients, and they may not be able to use them, so they can only be thrown into the warehouse in the end.

Moreover, now a queue can accommodate a full five hundred low-level servants.Its one servant, no matter how you count it, it is impossible to be worth the labor and harvest of [-] tool men... Ah no, the labor and harvest of [-] low-level servants.

Therefore, although this ghoul king is a UR-level high-level servant, it is indeed a bit tasteless to him now.

Wouldn't it be better if it was sent to the new world to be a permanent resident, to concentrate on preaching during the day and collecting ingredients at night, with one ghost for two purposes, working 24 hours a day all year round, with high infection rate and ingredients?

It's all ghosts anyway, so why sleep.Now that he is already his servant, he must have the consciousness of being a servant!

Lin He nodded in satisfaction. He didn't feel that he was a black-hearted boss at all, but proudly thought that he could use the boss' means of "making the best use of people" freely. He was really smart~

Although he may be a little slow in other things, he is obviously a good hand at controlling (squeezing) employees and servants.

Then, he swiped the entire planet's territory, and finally found a small city where he could barely build a church in the remote territory where the red mist was the weakest.

The name of this city is - Yordel. It is a small city in the vast desert with scarce resources and a population of less than [-]. It belongs to the desert kingdom - Ibera. The only specialty is the underground copper mine. This is also the main resource to maintain the operation of this small marginal city.

Of course, churches cannot be built everywhere in small towns.In the city, he can only choose the lower city, including the slums.You can't choose the upper district where the aristocrats and upper-class elites live, and the midtown district where the middle class such as lawyers, bankers, and doctors live.

In the end, he positioned the church at the junction of the lower city and the slums, covering both areas, and should be able to bring all the poor into the sect.

After he selected the site, he found that he couldn't directly build the church, but had to spend money to hire people to do it!

Hmph, it's just a game, don't even think about taking out a gold coin from his small wallet.

So he sent the ghoul king directly to the area, ready to let it build on his own money.

Of course, he is not a wicked person with a black heart, and he will definitely give the servants a little start-up resources.

After all, these servants have been raided by him long ago, and it is unrealistic for the servants to carry out missionary work penniless.

He rummaged through his warehouse. In the food column, there were a lot of ingredients he had found from the servants of the Chaotic Wasteland.

The pure natural meat, vegetable, fruit, rice, oil and salt he uses now is the result of the careful cultivation of his servants.

In addition, there are a large number of Shantak birds whose wings have been cut off, leaving only their bodies, and their internal organs...these are useless meats that have no suitable recipes.

Although the meat of Shantak birds is very precious, but the stinky buttocks that smell like shit are not necessarily flattering.

So he had ordered Big Eye to cut off all the butts of Shantak birds, but he thought that maybe someone would like to eat bird butts, so he kept throwing them in the warehouse instead of throwing them away.

It just so happened that he recently learned a blue recipe that everything can be marinated. These rare bird intestines, bird heart, bird lung, bird liver... bird butt, all made into a pot of braised meat, let the servants sell Earn the first pot of gold.

In addition, the servants in the wasteland liked farming very much, so the rice, vegetables, fruits, and sea salt in his warehouse were almost piling up into mountains.With the size of my own small shop, I can't digest so much food.These are simply thrown to the servants for sale, which can also reduce the burden on the warehouse.

I just don't know if the money earned by the servant can be squeezed out, and it would be great to feed his little purse with more food so that it can gain weight.

With this thought in mind, he quickly cut up the ingredients and threw them all into the vat of marinade that had not been extinguished for several days.

When I first got this recipe, it clearly stated that you can always add water to the marinade, and the longer it is boiled, the more delicious it will be. After adding the ingredients, the taste of the stewed meat on the tenth day will be several times that of the first day.

About half an hour later, there was a scent of spices in the vat, which made his mouth water like the Yellow River.

Briquettes, big eyes, bubbles... all gathered in the back kitchen as if they could smell this smell.

When the time was almost up, he took out a colander, took out all the lo mei one by one, and placed them on a plate.

"Shop manager, it's so...so fragrant..." Big eyes drooled, and the red pupils stared closely at the maroon color on the plate, which was full of heat and aroma, and slightly oily. It's a big butt that's upturned.

Lin He picked up a slice of bird liver and put it into his mouth.

Bird liver has a gritty texture that belongs to liver meat, but the meat is tender and springy, and every grain of meat after chewing seems to be bouncing between the teeth.There is no wild smell of viscera, only a mouthful of five spices and just the right amount of meat.

The moment it is chewed and swallowed, the smell of meat that has been soaked in spices for a long time, rushes from the mouth to the nose, this taste is simply...

"Excellent!!"

The deliciousness of the lo mei made him feel instantly, isn't it too extravagant to give such delicious food to servants for sale?

Seeing the black curly hair on the chest of the coal ball that was already a little wet, and the sound of the big eyes staring at the red pupil, and the sound of swallowing saliva....

As the store manager, he said without being stingy at all: "You all come and try it...."

As soon as he heard the shop manager's words, the fastest one was Yinshuang on the ground. It had already picked up a plate of stewed meat, opened its abdomen, and poured it in neatly.

Seeing this, Dayan couldn't help cursing: "Yin Shuang, the way you eat is to swallow jujubes whole, what a waste!"

"Hic—" Yinshuang held the plate, closed the iron belly, and made a satisfied sound.

And its mechanical claws can't wait to grab another plate of stewed meat.

Although Yinshuang is timid by nature and is at the bottom of the employees, she usually tolerates them if she can tolerate them, and lets them go if she can. But only the manager's food, she will never give in!

That's it, the bottom line of Silver Frost!

Big Eyes panicked, rushed forward, grabbed a plate of stewed meat, stretched out small white tentacles, and began stuffing it into his mouth frantically.

Seeing the appearance of a starved ghost reincarnated by Big Eye, Lin He couldn't help but said: "Big Eye, I haven't starved you, have I? As for this look? Can't you learn from briquettes? You see people eat briquettes of...."

"Bah! Hah!"

The briquettes are relying on the amount of curly hair on their body, and they are sweeping one after another.

In addition, its mouth can be split at any position on the body... so you can see a terrible scene, when its curly hair is rolled up and the stewed meat is retracted, it will split at the position where the curly hair is retracted Open your mouth wide and swallow the meat...

It insists on using a small oval body to eat with a majestic and majestic momentum like a whale.

Seeing its greedy appearance, Lin He instantly felt that its curly black hair was full of oil, and secretly thought that if the briquettes didn't take a bath today, he would never lick the briquettes again.

Glancing at the same gluttonous briquettes, he repeatedly praised: "Manager, briquettes are not much better than me, and it's all because your craftsmanship is so good, manager~"

Hearing Big Eye's flattery, Lin He was secretly proud of himself, but he still persuaded softly: "I didn't say I wouldn't give it to you, but I just hope that your actions will be more gentle, don't look like a starving ghost reincarnated, it will make our store employees look like Very poor."

Isn't that right?After all, the employees in the store have no wages, so they count on this meal every day, how can they not look poor.Big Eyes muttered secretly.

Among the several employees, Bubble's movements are the most graceful. It sticks out two light bands from the ball body, holds a knife in one hand, and a fork in the other, as if eating a steak in a high-end restaurant, it cuts open gracefully and then into the mouth.

Although Pao Pao's movements are the most refined, Lin He is not ashamed to let everyone learn from Pao Pao.

Because in his eyes, Bubble's movements seem to be speeded up ten times, cutting, forking, and feeding into the mouth, these three movements of Bubble are so fast that afterimages appear.

But... Bubble used his ability to manipulate time to grab food, isn't it too overkill?

Fortunately, in this batch, he marinated a lot of offal and bird butts, otherwise it would not be enough for the four employees to grab.

While the four of them were still eating, he threw a new batch of offal offal into the marinade barrel. Anyway, the process of these things is very simple, just cut them up and throw them in, and then take them out when the time comes.

He can even be a little more lazy, and don't even need to cut it, just throw it in.It is good to send it directly to the servants, and they will naturally know how to cut it when they sell it.

Just as he was cooking hot braised vegetables and the four employees were eating in full swing, suddenly there was a crisp doorbell ringing at the door of the store, as if a customer had pushed the door in.

"Jingle bell~"

"Boom-"

The doorbell was followed by a heavy muffled sound, as if the customer had fallen in the doorway.

He ordered: "Big Eye, don't eat it yet, go and see what's wrong!"

With a bird's heart in his big eyes, he glanced at the store manager sadly, and then flew forward to the restaurant with his small wings flapping.

Within a few seconds, Dayan's screams were heard: "The store manager, the store manager, something is wrong! The customer fainted at the door of the store!"

Lin He was taken aback, and quickly led several other employees into the front hall.

As soon as he stepped into the front restaurant, he took a look and found that the person lying on the ground, the person seriously injured... turned out to be Claire.

And at this time, he looked much more mature than the last time he came, and the feeling of a 14 or 5-year-old teenager had completely disappeared.

Now he looks like a young man of about 18 years old, who has just grown up.

It hasn't been long since he marinated this material, has he?

Including the time spent playing games, at most two or three hours have passed.

The two or three hours in the store, the time on Claire's body, at least three years have passed!

Isn't the time flow too fast? !

Maybe he didn't switch the store today, and by this time tomorrow, Claire will be at least 40 or [-] years old.

No, now is not the time to think about that!

Claire's wounds and overflowing blood almost covered the ground. If he waited any longer, he might not even survive tomorrow, and would have to die now.

He is the only believer in the new world. If he is allowed to die, there will only be a king of ghouls sent from abroad in the new world.

"Shop manager, do you need to save him?" Briquette casually wiped the oil on his body with clean curly hair, and asked the shop manager, "I can speed up the recovery of the customer's body."

Bubble also answered in a timely manner: "The store manager, when the customer is in the store, I can also reverse his time and restore his body to the state before he was injured. Perhaps it is more suitable than briquettes..."

Hearing Bubble's answer, the coal ball squinted sullenly at Bubble who casually belittled it.

Lin He said: "Then let's make some bubbles. After all, he is a fellow traveler, and it's not good for him to die in the store like this."

Bubble turned the ball body in the opposite direction, and a deep blue-purple starlight radiated from the whole body, spreading on Claire.

I saw the blood under Claire's body quickly flow back into his body, and the small wound on his cheek also healed up again...

Claire slowly opened her eyes from the confusion of consciousness, and what came into view was a round and shiny pink octopus head, and the round black eyes of the octopus were staring straight at him, flying around, Standing one by one were weirder little monsters.

The only normal one among them is probably the cylindrical robot squatting on the ground...

"Damn it!" Claire jumped up from the ground in fright, stepped back a few steps, and leaned her body against the quaint shop door.

"Claire, what's wrong with you?" A familiar voice came from the mouth of the pink octopus monster.

Claire was stunned for a moment before realizing, isn't this the voice of Lin He, the boss of Tiantian Gourmet Restaurant?

He pressed his chest, his lips trembled, and then he asked fearfully: "Boss, why did you become a pink octopus monster, but... you scared me to death!"

"Am I scary?" The octopus monster stretched out a tentacle, and unconsciously patted his bare head, looking a little cute and cute, "I think I'm quite handsome like this. "

Manager Lin's tone was still as approachable as before, and Claire gradually felt relieved.After all, he is a big boss of the heavens. Although he is oriented towards life and food, he should have some strange abilities that he cannot understand. For example, the store manager Lin may be in the octopus plane on the seabed last time, so change to an octopus monster. The outer skin is not incomprehensible~

With this thought in mind, he couldn't help but look at the pink octopus a few more times. After seeing it pleasing to the eye, it's actually pretty... quite okay?

Claire said: "Actually, take a closer look... You are a bit like the teacher who assassinated the classroom. Have you seen this anime?"

Lin He recalled the TV show he watched a few years ago, he hammered his hammer claw and said, "Oh, it's that yellow octopus monster, but he's not as handsome as I am. I look pretty in pink~”

Although it looks cute in anime, in reality, a 1.8-meter pink octopus standing in front of you is still a bit scary.

But Claire didn't dare to offend the boss, so she could only praise against her will: "Yes...it's quite cute."

For the first time being recognized by humans as handsome and cute, Lin He felt an indescribable comfort in his heart.

Then, he remembered Claire's tragic situation not long ago, and quickly asked: "By the way, Claire, why did you look like you were seriously injured just now with blood all over your body? If it weren't for my employees who can control the time, you probably will be cold!"

It was only then that Claire noticed that the injuries on her body had healed completely, and even her clothes had become brand new.

He was amazed at the strength of the boss's employees from the bottom of his heart, and he couldn't help but rejoice that when he escaped, he chose to hide in the boss's shop, otherwise he might have died on the street by this time.

He thanked store manager Lin again and again: "Boss, if you hadn't saved me, I would really be dead this time."

Lin He asked suspiciously: "What do you say? Did you get into something?"

Claire sat down and explained concisely: "Boss...Actually, I apostate and ran away."

As soon as Lin He heard it, he knew that the past few years had not been easy for him.Then he sighed: "It seems that you have lived a hot life these past few years...."

Claire nodded with a miserable face and said: "You don't know, in the three years since you didn't come here for business, I successfully became a regular from the godson of a priest in a region, and then came into contact with the extraordinary power of this world. And the extraordinary power of this world , almost all come from gods and holy things.”

"The extraordinary abilities in the Primordial Blood Sect all come from the sacrifice of blood. The better the aptitude of the believer, the more blessed the sacrificed blood will be from the gods. Of course, no matter how good the aptitude is, the chance of failure is still very high , and once you fail, you will become a bloodthirsty monster in the shadows, chasing blood and never being satisfied. Fortunately, I succeeded at that time, otherwise I would become a bloodthirsty monster and live in the shadow of the night all my life. To be hunted down by colleagues from the past is really miserable."

Hearing his description, Lin He felt that his abilities in this world were quite evil, and said sympathetically, "It's hard for you to survive."

"Maybe that's the way it is in the world ruled by the gods of the restraint system." Claire sighed slightly, with a helpless expression, "Actually, compared to the power of the sect, holy objects are actually more evil and inhumane... But then I have to After knowing how the holy things are made, it is not impossible to understand the strangeness of these holy things."

Lin He asked: "What is the sacred object?"

"Similar to the containment objects in the SCP Foundation, they have all kinds of magical abilities, but the side effects are huge." Claire explained, "But it's just similar, after all, these holy objects are made by humans. Ordinary Ordinary people are not good enough, and low-level priests can only become inferior semi-finished products in the end. Most of the holy relics owned by various sects today are handed down from the previous era. The ancestors, heroes who died heroically, the pope, the archbishop, the holy nun...these are the souls and bones of the super powerful and famous people."

Lin He shook his head and said, "Living people offer sacrifices to gods, and souls create holy objects... In this world, you really treat human beings as recyclable materials!"

Claire's eyes became gloomy, and she couldn't help but add a little irony on her face, and replied: "And it's a clean resource that can be continuously regenerated... After all, as long as a piece of land is provided, there are men and women, and they can be cultivated indefinitely. "

"At the end of last year, I officially joined the Blood Cultivator. I went to the capital of the original blood sect to be appointed. There are many sects there, and an annual ceremony of a god is being held..." Claire's voice fell, as if recalling that he An extremely uncomfortable scene, "That god presides over hunting, so on the day of its ceremony, all members of the sect can hunt and kill anyone without distinction."

"They broke into the homes of civilians, killed the whole family one by one, and gouged out their eyes as sacrifices to the gods... Can you imagine that this is already having steam trains, steam robots... are constantly advancing to technology What can happen to a society that moves toward civilization?"

Claire said sadly: "Even if I join the original blood, I still can't understand it, and I can't integrate into this abnormal world."

Lin He: "Is this why you chose to apostate?"

Claire replied: "Yes, I think... I can't stay there anymore. I should find a new way out for my friends and myself. Human beings should not be confined under the gods, just waiting to be slaughtered the meek lamb of

When Lin He heard his thoughts, his eyes rolled, and a sly gleam flashed in his dark eyes.

"Little brother, you have a lot of ideas... Do you want to follow Brother Lin?"

Claire was stunned for a moment before asking: "What are you doing? But don't you often come here?"

Lin He smiled and said: "There is an old saying that in the world of magic, technology cannot defeat magic, and in the world of technology, technology cannot be defeated by magic. Because the rules do not allow it! Therefore, In the world you are in now, full of cults and gods, we can only use cults to defeat cults!"

Claire tilted her head incomprehension: "?"

Lin He stretched out his tentacles to wrap his arms around his shoulders, squinted his eyes slightly, and whispered in his ear: "I happened to be in your world, and I established a small food sect, which is now in the development stage, and it is almost staffed. Do you have any?" Are you interested in making a big deal with Brother Lin? When the sect develops, Brother Lin will not treat you badly, at least give you a pope, so I don’t know what you think?"

Claire felt that Manager Lin's words were a bit like the tone of a friend who had misunderstood the salesman calling and abducting newcomers, and there was a faint chill in the back.

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