I, the evil god, the cooking king

That's right, he was stuck in the window again.And no matter how hard Tan Li and Qian Gang pulled, he still couldn't get out of the window.

After 10 minutes, both Tan Li and Qian Gang were out of breath, and beads of sweat were dripping down. He was still squeezed into the narrow window.

But it was better than the first time, half of his head had passed through the window this time, maybe with more effort, he could get out.

However, everyone knows that the widest part of a circular object happens to be in the middle.

Therefore, he was really stuck this time, and he couldn't move an inch no matter whether he was moving forward or backward.

He even felt a little desperate in his heart. Logically speaking, with such a flexible round head, it should be easy to squeeze out of the window, but why did it get stuck like this?

He looked up pitifully and helplessly, and said, "Forget it, I'm stuck here, anyway, the infected people can't reach me. If you want to leave, don't forget to come back and save me..."

Hearing his words, Tan Li hurriedly greeted Qian Gang: "How can this work, Qian Gang, let's work harder and drag Mr. Lin out."

Qian Gang was exhausted. After all, his physical strength as a middle-aged man was not as good as that of a young man. He panted: "Sister, my physical strength is not as good as back then. I really can't pull it anymore, or let him get stuck." Stay here until the situation calms down, then get the firemen to break down the wall and save people."

Tan Li hesitated and said, "But..."

Lin He hurriedly said: "Don't worry about it, it's the business to find the rescue team now, don't waste time here, I believe you will come back to save me!"

Tan Li nodded: "Then... Mr. Lin, please wait here, we will definitely come back as soon as possible."

Lin He waved a claw stuck outside the window: "Go early and come back early, remember to bring me something to eat, I'm a little hungry."

Qian Gang couldn't help interjecting to persuade: "Brother, with your body, you should eat less, otherwise you won't be stuck in the window and unable to get out."

Hearing this piercing words, Lin He was immediately upset and said: "Have you ever heard that knowing how to eat is a blessing? If you haven't heard of it, don't be fooling around there."

Qian Gang shook his head and said, "If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes."

Not long after Qian Gang and Tan Li left, Lin He had no one to chat with, and he couldn't play with his mobile phone, and the employees were no longer around, so he was really bored.

So, he quietly lowered a few tentacles and started to play with people.

The specific gameplay is as follows. The first step is to hang down a tentacle and shake it in front of the infected people all over the ground, just like teasing a cat with a cat teasing stick.

In the second step, the infected person felt the breath of a living thing, and jumped up crazily, and when he retracted the tentacles in a timely manner, he could see many infected people jumping and playing in front of him like cats scratching and teasing sticks.

Anyway, he has nothing to do, so he just keeps flicking his tentacles here and there, just for fun.

And the infected people with chaotic consciousness also accompanied him to play like this for several hours.

This kind of small game to pass the time is still dangerous.

Relying on the flexibility of his tentacles, he often does some relatively high-risk actions, such as beating the heads of many infected dogs very quickly, guiding them to circle in circles on the ground...

The operation is too coquettish, and it will always flash to the waist.

How can anyone not get their feet wet when they often walk by the river?

Because he was too complacent to play, he didn't notice for a while, and the infected person bit one of the tentacles.

"what!"

He screamed, and hurriedly wanted to slap the infected person away with another tentacle, but he didn't expect this tentacle to fall into the infected person's mouth.

Perhaps it was because these infected people were too angry to be played by it in the past few hours, so when they saw their companion biting the tentacles that had teased them for several hours, they rushed up like crazy and bit his tentacles. claw.

"No...No...No...Aw..."

He frantically flicked his tentacles, trying to shake off this string of infected people, but this group of infected people were like crab claws pinching people's hands.

Fortunately, his octopus skin is very tough, so the infected cannot bite through his tentacles.

But being bitten tightly by such an open mouth would still hurt him.

"Oh... let go, let me go!"

He flicked his tentacles, bared his teeth and yelled, but caused more infected to rush forward and bite.

If this goes on like this, these few tentacles of his will almost become dozens of gourd babies on a single vine!

"Ah!!" He looked around and shouted impatiently, "Is there anyone, come and save me, my arm is going to be broken, I'm going to die!"

Suddenly, a male voice came from the window on the second floor opposite: "Brother, where have you been playing with others for hours, can they not hate you?"

It was a non-mainstream young man with golden hair and a cigarette in his mouth. He was leaning on the balcony with his elbows, watching his jokes.

Lin He tried his best to raise the upper half of his head, and said anxiously: "Dude, can you stop making sarcastic remarks there? Come and save me!"

The non-mainstream youth shrugged and said, "How can I save you? I don't even dare to go out, let alone come to save you, but don't worry...I read the news that now C City has sent troops to spray special sprays , can make these infected people fall into a deep sleep. I guess it will be our turn in the near future, so just wait."

Lin He shouted: "How long will I have to wait?"

Non-mainstream youth: "It may be a few hours, or it may be dozens of hours... After all, you also know that our city C has a large population, and it will definitely take a while to deal with this area."

Lin He's face twitched: "...No way."

Doesn't this mean that he has to stay here as a calabash vine? !

The non-mainstream youth gloated and said, "Brother, you are looking for good luck, I'll go back and eat chicken first."

He caught a glimpse of the other party closing the window from the corner of his eye, couldn't help shaking his tentacles, and shouted heart-piercingly: "Dude, don't do this, come and save me!!!!"

"Xuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aheads to

He saw five figures in red, pink, purple, silver and black, like the colorful streamer of a comet across the sky, from far to near, landing in front of his eyes.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Just like the birth of the Terminator T800, five figures crashed to the ground, making five big holes in the concrete floor.

In an instant, the smoke evaporated and the gravel flew randomly.

Five familiar figures were neatly arranged in front of his eyes.

They looked at the half pink head stuck in the window, and said in unison: "Manager, we are here to save you!"

When Lin He saw the employees at first glance, he was excited and touched that they were about to be rescued, but soon the excitement disappeared in the big-eyed smile.

Looking at the store manager's appearance with big eyes, he suddenly couldn't hold back his "puchi" laugh, but he stopped laughing quickly.

But upon hearing this laughter, his face turned red uncontrollably, turning into a ripe tomato.

What a shame to throw it at my grandma's house!

Then, he saw that the five employees were all watching him, but they didn't take the initiative to come forward to rescue him at all.

Immediately, he became angry and cursed: "You still know to come?! Didn't you see that your store manager is about to be squeezed to death here? Didn't you hear me when I called for help so loudly? I really want to piss me off. Inherit my restaurant and become the manager of the restaurant?"

All the employees were stunned by his scolding, and before they could react, they heard him scolding very fast: "One or two, they are not proactive at all in doing things, what are they still doing in a daze, why don't they tear down the wall?" Save me! I just stare blankly, you just want to see the joke of the store manager, don’t you?!”

Seeing the smoke coming from the store manager's head, all the employees hastily defended: "No... no, store manager, you misunderstood, we are here to rescue you."

"Hurry up, don't you see that there are still such a bunch of infected people hanging on my hands? Is my head about to be squeezed out of shape?"

Seeing the slow movements of this group of employees, Lin He felt angry and annoyed. He could only cover up his embarrassment and embarrassment with continuous and severe questioning.

Under his constant urging, the staff quickly stripped many infected people from his claws.

Bubble emits a burst of light, forming a wave similar to the repelling position, successfully pushing the infected people around the store manager away tens of meters away, no matter how much those infected people howl and hit outside the repelling position Unable to rush in.

Big Eye also knows that his smile today will definitely anger the store manager, so he is very active in doing things.

It quickly flew over the store manager, took out a big hammer specially designed for the demolition team from its buttocks, and started clanging and clanging to demolish the walls.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Big Eye performed miracles with great strength, and soon knocked the wall above the window to pieces.

"Crackling, crackling..."

Plaster, gravel, and bricks fell like rain... and all of them hit the pink round head stuck in the window accurately.

Lin He, who buried his head in enjoying the rain of mudstones, had veins popping out one by one on his face.

"Big Eyes!!!" He broke free from the window and yelled, "Bah, bah, bah... can't you think of a safer way to rescue him?! Is this trying to kill the store manager?! "

Hearing the store manager's angry shout, the other four employees retreated in unison, leaving the center of the stage for the dazed face and big eyes who were holding the sledgehammer.

Big eyes want to cry but no tears: it....it did it wrong again?

Briquette: Big Eye's IQ is really worrying.

Cotton Candy: A dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor daoist.

Big Eyes said aggrievedly: "Manager, I... also want to rescue you quickly~"

Lin He wiped off the plaster on his head, looked at the big stupid and naive eyes, and felt that he was insulting his IQ by caring about them.

I wasn't particularly smart in the first place, but I didn't expect that this big eye could break the lower limit of IQ higher than myself.

As expected, it is not a family, do not enter a family.

"Crack!" Thinking of this, he quickly slapped himself, "Bah, bah, bah..."

How could he make an analogy like this, no matter what, he is much smarter than Big Eyes!

With big tears in his eyes, he said, "What's wrong with you, manager, even if it's my fault, don't take it out on yourself."

It took out a twig from its buttocks, handed it to the store manager, and said pitifully, "If you are really angry, store manager, just hit me~"

Seeing that Big Eye was selling miserably, he refused to take the Vitex, sighed and said, "Forget it, forget it, I don't blame you for this matter, it can only be blamed that the Chef's system didn't set your IQ and IQ of 180." EQ."

Big Eyes put the Vitex back into his butt, and moved towards the store manager: "I knew it, the store manager, you are the most generous~"

The author has something to say: add updates tomorrow weekend, and make it shorter today.