I, the evil god, the cooking king

Seeing their various costumes, Lin He immediately understood that he must have met a 'player'.

Of course, the name 'player' is taken by themselves, these people are actually his servants.

And what is a servant... A servant is a lower existence than an employee.

Therefore, in the face of these people, his attitude was naturally somewhat arrogant.

Several players seemed to mistook him for an NPC, and they approached him and asked, "Octopus, why did you appear in the wild today? Are you not afraid of being eaten by monsters? Aren't you usually timid and only dare to stay in the town?" ?"

Lin He wiped off the water stains all over his head, raised his eyebrows, and raised a tentacle, trying to teach this group of servants who don't know their dignity.

But I heard the player in the lead say with a smile: "Yo...you changed to a silver skin today, but your new skin is really pretty, much better than the original pink."

Other players also praised it familiarly: "...not to mention, your skin is really handsome today."

"Yes, it's just like the mechanical octopus in "The Matrix". It's very cool and unique..."

Hearing the compliments from the group of players, he turned his raised paw into stroking his own head, and couldn't help asking: "Am I really so handsome?"

The leading player said sincerely, "That's still fake!"

A smug smile suddenly appeared on Lin He's face, and he raised his chin slightly, and said with a little arrogance: "For the sake of your discernment, I will show mercy today I'll let you go for now."

The other players were a little confused when they heard him say that.

This octopus is usually timid, afraid of death and greedy for money. Just praise him and you can get a 9.5% discount. Why don't you follow the routine today?

A tall and thin male player asked suspiciously: "Octopus, aren't you selling food today?"

Lin He was shocked, and asked back: "How do you know me...I sell food?"

Other players said one after another: "Haven't you always sold food?"

He froze for a moment, trembling slightly in his heart. Did this group of players... know his true identity? !

No, impossible!

If so, wouldn't his identity have been exposed long ago? !

no, no...

If his identity had been exposed, he would have been arrested by the authorities long ago. How could he be at ease until today? !

Wait, what if the official wants to put a long line to catch big fish?Or is it because he can't figure out his strength, so he has been watching secretly?

In an instant, countless terrifying conjectures surged in his mind.

When the players saw his face changing, they all felt that the octopus was weird today.

Lin He's eyes flickered quickly, and he was so flustered.

He was so absorbed in his own thoughts that he didn't even notice that scorching white smoke had begun to rise from his silver-gray body.

Soon, he felt that his whole body was getting hot.Then it was dark before his eyes, and he passed out like this.

"Pfft~"

Several players were startled when they saw the silver-gray octopus smoking and fainting on the grass.

"What happened to it?"

"It's not an accident, is it?"

"What now? Shall I move it back to town?"

"But we haven't investigated the change in the border forest yet, and Captain Wang will definitely teach us a lesson when we go back!"

"Hmph, why do you care about him? That kid just doesn't like us, so he entrusts us with such a dangerous job. If something happens to us, he won't pay for it."

"Besides, if we rescue NPCs, we can go to the mayor to receive rewards."

"Then let's go back."

After exchanging a few words in low voices, they decided to give up the investigation mission, then lifted the silver-gray octopus lying on the ground, and walked towards Novice Town.

...Two hours after they left, five strange-looking creatures appeared by the lake.

Big eyes are the fastest: "Manager, we have...huh?"

It didn't find any sign of the store manager, so it quickly looked around, wondering, "Why is the store manager missing?"

The coal ball took a deep breath and said seriously: "There is a smell left by human beings here. The store manager may have left with them."

Big eyes scratched his head: "Didn't the store manager say that he didn't want to have close contact with these humble servants?"

After thinking for a while, Bubbles said, "I think the store manager wants to make a private visit to see if these servants are usually lazy."

"That makes sense." All the employees thought it was something the store manager could do, so they all nodded in agreement.

Big Eyes asked hesitantly, "Then shall we follow?"

Bubbles suggested: "I think it's better not to disturb the store manager's interest. He has played... inspected enough, and he will come back naturally. What do you think?"

Big eyes narrowed slightly, seemingly carefree, and said bluntly: "I think what Pao Pao said is right, I will go back to work in the store first."

The coal ball said: "Then I will go too."

Several employees scattered around, and it looked like they were going to do their own things.

After a while, Big Eye, who claimed to be working in the store, quietly appeared outside Novice Town following the smell of the store manager.

It didn't know that behind it was a group of curly-haired creatures as black as coal.

The curly-haired creature murmured to itself, "Huh, you're underestimating me if you want to hide it from me with your big eyes."

..............................

When Lin He woke up slowly from the coma, what caught his eyes was the wooden ceiling and the slightly damp sheets under him.

"This is where?"

He sat up from the bed, and found that he was actually staying in a small and shabby wooden house, which seemed to be the den of a certain player.

Seeing the octopus wake up, Wu Yu brought him a glass of water and explained, "You fainted in the forest just now, and we brought you back. This is my hut."

Lin He rolled up the wooden cup and poured water into his mouth with a gurgle. It took him a while to recover.

Suddenly, a few more people came in, and the one at the head had a strange look on his face: "Brother Yu, the mayor didn't recognize the octopus as an NPC, so he didn't give us a rescue reward."

"NPC?" Lin He, who was sitting on the bed, was taken aback. "Do you have an NPC who looks exactly like me?"

Several players looked at it in surprise: "Can you understand what we mean?"

"Are you a player?"

After being questioned by them, Lin He just remembered that he seemed to have set up an easter egg role in the chaotic wasteland, and designed the owner of a special restaurant in his own image.

That is to say, he just passed out from the scare of his own brain, and he was scaring himself?

"Crack!!" He slammed the sheet on the bed hard, embarrassing, really embarrassing!

"Dude, how did you become like this?"

"Did it trigger some mission, so it turned into an octopus?"

Thinking of these humble servants, Lin He witnessed his embarrassing moment, and immediately shouted angrily: "Fart, I'm not a player, I'm the creator god here!"

"Pfft~" A player couldn't help laughing out loud, "Dude, do you read too many novels?"

"Secondary illness, can't it be a child who is not yet an adult?"

"..."

Hearing their dark laughter, Lin He's face gradually clouded over, why these people just refused to believe what he said was the truth!

He raised a tentacle claw, intending to show off his strength as a god to this group of ignorant servants.

But the energy beam at the tip of the tentacles did not shoot out in the end.

After half an hour...

"Multi-flavored vegetarian meat skewers, five points and ten skewers, definitely a bargain!!!"

"Grilled corn, fresh barren roasted corn, three points for a limited time special, don't miss it when you pass by."

"..."

A group of five people walked on the bustling and lively street with a silver-gray octopus, talking and laughing, shouting, chatting... making everything here seem so ordinary and full of vitality.

"Hic~" Lin He burped contentedly, and patted his belly, "This stuff is so delicious, what is it made of?"

Wu Yu kindly introduced: "It is a multi-flavored vegetable. It is equivalent to wild vegetables in reality, but it is more delicious than wild vegetables. And because it is extremely versatile, it can be squeezed to make drinks, and it can also be made into the ones you just ate. Vegetarian meat pies are cheap and delicious, and you can usually buy one with two points, which is much more cost-effective than those sky-high prices in food stores, and this kind of food is one of the staple foods for novice players."

"You are a new player, whether it is upgrading skills or buying equipment, it takes a lot of points, and we have to do tasks for dozens of days, and it is impossible not to eat. These foods are cheap and delicious, and can save you a lot in the early stage. Less points."

"Yeah, the rookie period is hard, but it will be much better if you get over it."

"Although I don't know why you became an octopus, there must be a lot of inconvenience. If you don't mind, you can hang out with us temporarily."

Seeing that they were still friendly and invited him to eat and drink for free, Lin He decided not to bother with them about the previous trivial matters.

"Don't look at us like this, we are all masters at the [-]th level, follow us, you will definitely not suffer."

Lin He raised his eyebrows and said: "But I heard that the most powerful players are almost level ninety."

One of the red-haired players rolled his eyes and said, "Little brother, that's the top player of the national team, of course we can't compare."

Wu Yu explained to him with a smile: "We are a small team, and the resources are definitely not comparable, but we definitely have the benefits that we should have, and we don't ask to submit offline identity information, so you don't have to worry about your identity being exposed. The small team is relatively It’s a lot more free...Of course we don’t force you to join, and if you have other ideas, we won’t stop you.”

A female player said with a smile: "If you join now, we can decide to assign you a player room, otherwise you will have to sleep in the hotel in the town tonight, the proprietress there is a cannibal Demon head~"

Lin He rolled his eyes, wondering whether he should use this to break into the player's interior?

Right now is a good opportunity. In the future, he can use this identity to inquire about news within the player group, so that he can modify the policy.

He can also know immediately if something happens inside the player.There will be no more situations like in the past, where people plucked the wool and found out after a long period of stalking.

Besides, there are not many people in this small team, and it is not easy for him to reveal his identity...

In fact, it's not that he doesn't want to expose his identity, he also wants to pretend to be aggressive, and he also wants to follow the cool routine of the gods descending into the world and all living beings worshiping him, but isn't this self-destruction of his identity that no one believes?

What the Chuangshi God gave him...was too much of a failure.

Since no one believes his identity, he might as well follow the path of the crooked evil god.

Thinking of the crooked-mouth God of War, crooked-mouth Dragon King, crooked-mouth Shura in recent novel advertisements...

What is it that "the Bai family's son-in-law has been born for three years, and the dragon king has arrived!"...

Then he is "a rookie in the Spicy Chicken Squad, but the evil god descends!"

Fantasizing to this point, he couldn't control the corners of his mouth twitching up, revealing a cool "Nike mouth".