I, the evil god, the cooking king
Chapter 174 Peaceful Daily Life - 6
City C, two o'clock in the morning.
Lin He looked at the reply that popped up on the screen of his mobile phone, scratched the top of his head with the tip of his tentacles, and muttered to himself: "So it's because of this... I thought it was something big! But I didn't expect it, I just sent After uploading six videos, he was actually selected as one of the top [-] CC video UP hosts this year."
He thought back to the top [-] UP hosts at the end of last year. Almost all the participants had to give speeches on stage, and they had to perform some official programs.
The thought of giving an acceptance speech in front of thousands of spectators made him feel a little weak and timid.
So he thought about it for a while, and chose to reject the other party.
CC Video's official attitude is not tough, but it's a pity that he can't participate, and said he wants to mail the trophy, please provide a valid mailing address.
He was not on guard against the official platform, and when he was about to enter his address, he suddenly thought of his private message backend. There were many official accounts trying to contact him, plus many netizens' unreasonable guesses...
has a problem!
This official is not here to test his real address, is it?
He narrowed his eyes slightly, revealing a hint of shrewdness in his eyes, and asked Bubble beside him, "Bubble, do you think they already doubted our identity with this official account?"
Bubble floated to the store manager's mobile phone, and replied: "Yes...More than that, the person who controls the official account is not the person who controls the CC video, but the 913 incident special team newly established by Xia Guo."
Lin He flicked his claws and almost dropped his phone. He stood upright, looked at Pao Pao nervously, and asked, "What is this 913 Incident Special Team?"
The pupils in Bubble's body flashed with a strange purple light, and he replied indifferently: "In short, it is a special group specializing in the study of alien creatures. They noticed something unusual from the video we released, and they mistakenly thought that we were aliens. Visitors, want to have a friendly exchange with us and get some help."
"Then... what should I do now?" He glanced at his phone and asked at a loss, "Should I still reply to him?"
Bubble said: "It's okay to chat with them casually."
He rolled up his phone tightly, and hurriedly asked again: "I don't dare to underestimate the power of the country with Pao Pao. What if they find out our real identity from our communication?"
Bubble smiled and said, "Don't worry, store manager, with me here, even if you wander around right under their noses, they will never be able to find you~"
Hearing Bubble's confident assurance, he was slightly relieved, and then he said distressedly: "Then they want my address, should I give it or not? I really want the medal of the Top [-] UP."
Bubble said: "You let them leave the things at the address I said, and we will get them back for you."
Lin He nodded: "That's fine."
Soon, according to what Bubble said, he replied to the delivery address on his mobile phone.
Seeing the store manager's focused eyes and tense expression, Pao Pao comforted him and said, "You don't need to be so nervous, store manager. They can't do anything to you through the Internet. Your system has very strong protection measures, and they can't Follow the network to find you!"
"Besides, in the current situation, they speculate that we are alien creatures with several levels of high-tech Blue Star. It's too late to please us. How could they come to offend us? Manager, do you think this makes sense?"
Lin He nodded again and again, and the expression on his face relaxed a little.Then, he calmed down for a hundred years and started chatting casually with the other party.
On the other side, it was just like what Pao Pao said, with caution and flattery between the lines, and he was deeply afraid of offending him.
In the communication with the official, it didn't take long for him to arrive at the door of his house.
When he got out of the car, he didn't notice that the driver's face was pale and his forearm trembled slightly, and he didn't dare to look up at him.After he got off the car, he quickly stepped on the accelerator and disappeared on the Chinese Food Street.
Originally, the master driver wanted to leave here, so he took out his mobile phone to call the police, but with the flash of purple light, he instantly forgot what he had just done.
Lin He turned off his mobile phone, yawned, put on the newly bought Ultraman pajamas, plunged into his luxurious bathtub, and then hugged SpongeBob SquarePants, lay on the shell bed, and fell into a wonderful dreamland.
Recently, in his dreams, he has always been uneasy. It seems that there are many foreign creatures, and they often fight with the native creatures in the dream.
Of course, the addition of these alien creatures does not prevent him from dreaming of "I am the God of Creation, traveling across the universe".
At noon the next day, he floated up from the fish tank, instead of opening the shop, he was going to take a day off to recover the energy consumed during the trip.
He lay lazily on the edge of the bathtub, curling up his mobile phone with one pink tentacle, and first used the system's in-store view to inspect the situation in the store.
Big Eyes and Marshmallow, wearing masks, are cleaning bird poop in Shantak's nest.
Yinshuang and briquettes are in the large warehouse on the first floor, packing and sorting the ingredients.
Bubble is on the second floor, controlling the harvesting device and killing mature deep-diving fish.
...Very well, it seems that his employees are very hardworking and highly self-conscious, and they don't need his supervision at all.
He roughly scanned all the floors through his mobile phone, checked the work of the employees, and was suddenly taken aback, one, two, three, four... Does this number seem to be right?
Wait, where did the briquettes go? !
He hurriedly and carefully searched for traces of coal briquettes again, and finally found traces of briquettes in the newly unlocked black goat cub farm.
The black goat cub has soft black curly hair, four sheep's hooves, no head and facial features, and a pair of long furry ears on its body, which is almost the same as a briquette from the outside.
When the briquettes are mixed among the black goat cubs, it is difficult to find them for a while.
And since the new breeding farm was built, he has almost never been to this floor for inspection, let alone killed a black goat cub with his own hands.
He mainly felt that this thing looked too much like a briquette, and if he had to do it himself, he would always be a little bit hesitant to do it.
When making black goat soup, almost all the employees killed him. He only used the white and tender meat of the goats, which had an excellent taste and a very light smell.
Although the briquettes and black goat cubs look almost exactly the same, he can still quickly find the briquettes mixed in the flock.
The briquette was in the flock at this time, screening the mature black goat cubs, and after a while it selected a few fat cubs, and controlled the console to slaughter them.
After packing the mutton and haggis and sending them to the warehouse, the briquettes collected the black wool scraped off the ground and moved them to a river beach far away from the sheep's activities, and began to treat the wool with clear stream water. Cleanse and comb.
There are also many clothes drying poles by the river beach, drying black wool cleaned by many briquettes.
I saw that the briquettes took the wool off the wooden pole and put new wool in the sun.
Then it pulled out a giant semi-finished wool felt from its body, and placed it on a circular platform.
This giant semi-finished wool felt has a round head, eight dexterous tentacles, and some unfinished decorations on its body.
Briquettes hugged the newly harvested black wool and began to trim the semi-finished wool felt.
Trim the fuzz, poke accessories, modify the shape of the octopus's tentacles... it jumps up and down, and is busy.
Watch as the briquettes keep adorning the night with the felt colossus of the giant octopus in black wool.
Lin He's eyes couldn't help flashing a touch of emotion. Could this be a New Year's gift prepared by the coal ball?
The briquettes are so sweet.
He couldn't help wiping the corners of his eyes, and secretly made his next decision in his heart.
That's right!On New Year's Eve this year, we will also prepare a surprise gift for all employees!
He turned his head and glanced at the calendar. It was three weeks before the New Year's Eve. It seemed that he had to step up his preparations.
He took out a piece of marinated earth burrower jerky from the warehouse, and while chewing, he thought about what gift could surprise the employees?
Salary increase or bonus?
This is too vulgar, and talking about money can't express his mind at all.
It's not that he deducted it, it's that he thinks mere money is too tacky!
Since it is a gift for employees, it must not only be innovative, but also reflect his care and love for the employees as the store manager.
Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, clicked on the phone interface again, entered the mall, and began to search for gifts.
Unexpectedly, this mall seemed to know what he was thinking in his heart. As soon as he clicked on the homepage, there were a bunch of push messages of goods and gifts.
[Employee New Year's suit (2% discount) 988 soul crystal]
The icon is a bunch of red and eye-catching clothes of various colors. After clicking in, you can see the effect of Dayan trying them on.
[Employee wish list package (5% discount) 1288 soul crystal]
(If you open it, you will get the most wanted gift from the employees, and you will earn a lot of money!)
[New Year's Eve Meteor Shower Fireworks (9% off) 9999 Gold Coins]
9999 gold coins are exchanged for 9999 yuan. Only people with a lot of money and nowhere to spend will buy such expensive fireworks, right?
[New Year special blessing bag (5% discount) 888 soul crystal]
(Includes special UR minion*1, blue clothing*1, business card*10, space travel coupon*1.)
...Seeing these fancy shopping mall items, he sifted through them for a while, but in the end he didn't buy anything.
Of course, the main reason is that he feels that these things are a bit expensive. Although he is now a wealthy class with a net worth of several million and soul crystals exceeding [-], he is even more reluctant to use the money he has saved.
Before he knew it, perhaps he had become the Mr. Grandet he hated the most...
He was about to close the mall and go to the mall of Lord God World to see if there were any bargains.
In his opinion, the mall of the Home Cooking King system is the Jingxi mall with guaranteed quality, and the mall of the main god world is the cheap and cheap Pinxixi.
Suddenly, an extra-large product push promotional image popped up in the center of the mall.
[The most beautiful summoner suit, don't need 9998, don't need 8888, only 998, buy it and earn it! 】
"Orange clothes are so cheap?!" Lin He shook his body, and tapped the picture involuntarily with his tentacles.
The summoner suit in the picture is shining with blue-purple brilliance. It comes with a silver crown inlaid with countless diamond orbs like an elf king, a luxurious magic wand like a pope's scepter, a handsome and fashionable cloak, and a British deacon His silver unilateral eyes, with the special effects of flashes surrounding the surrounding stars, were so gorgeous that his eyeballs almost popped out.
"This... is too pretty!"
He muttered to himself, feeling the excitement of his heart beating wildly.
Slowly, his tentacles uncontrollably extended towards the purchase button.
Two minutes later, he looked at the bright blue-purple summoner suit in the costume warehouse, and fell silent.
"Oh... impulsiveness is the devil!" He slapped his tentacles fiercely, his face full of shame, "Didn't you agree to buy gifts for the employees? Why didn't you control this hand!"
Of course, the little shame in his heart only lasted about three seconds.
When he put on a brand new summoner suit in front of the mirror, he quickly immersed himself in his handsome and suave style, and completely forgot about buying gifts for employees.
He flung the cloak behind him handsomely, raised his staff with his tentacles, and waved it lightly.
The special effects of the stars blooming all over his body made him excited, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't stop admiring: "Handsome, so handsome, so handsome that it cracks the sky!"
This newly purchased Summoner set, in addition to being incomparably gorgeous and superb in appearance, also has the special function of an orange suit.
Soul power can be used to summon, and different servants can be summoned according to how much soul power is used.
This servant does not refer to those servants he owns, but some legendary divine creatures.
God of spiders—Atrak Nakya, God of Elephants—Shaugnar Faugn, Deflagration—Cthugha, Twins of Blasphemy—Nag and Jeb, Ra Lord of Leye - Cthulhu, King of Yellow Clothes - Hastur...
"Um???"
He tilted his head, how could he feel that he saw a very familiar noun in this string of foreign names.
He revisited the summoning catalog that the summoner suit had just conveyed to him, and then stopped at the three words Cthulhu, the Lord of R'lyeh.
"Cthulhu?" He repeated, "Fuck, it's Cthulhu!"
He slapped his head, and suddenly remembered where he had seen this term before.
Isn't this the Cthulhu mythology that has become more popular this year? !
He possessed this evil god cooking king system, and also borrowed this mythological system to set him as Xiao Sa, who is also the leader of all evil gods——Azathoth.
[Successfully paid 1000 soul points, and successfully awakened the old ruler, Lord of R'lyeh—Cthulhu]
A mechanical sound suddenly sounded beside his ears, and before he could react, a colorful magic circle lit up in front of his eyes.
The light was so dazzling that he couldn't help but raise his two tentacles to cover his eyes, and he involuntarily stepped back three steps.
The dazzling light gradually dimmed, and when he saw the figure appearing in the center of the magic circle, he couldn't stop talking to himself: "No, no..."
"Couldn't this be the most famous evil god in the legend - Cthulhu?!"
He stared wide-eyed, watching the magic circle dissipate, squatting on the ground and tilting his head to look at his little purple octopus.
"Porf~" The little purple octopus smeared a water bubble at him.
His pupils trembled, and he said in disbelief: "That's it, that's it?! This fucking is Cthulhu? Are you playing with me?"
It's no wonder that he looked shocked, because the little purple octopus in front of him may only be the size of an adult's palm, and it's pocket-sized and cute.
The little purple octopus was like a miniature version of him. It imitated Lin He's appearance and used its tentacles as feet, then stood up and walked towards him.
Lin He took a few steps back vigilantly, the little octopus stopped and looked at him with its head tilted.
Then he tentatively asked, "You...can you speak?"
The little octopus asked suspiciously: "Manager, what are you doing? Why can't I speak?"
He froze for a moment, and asked in bewilderment, "You...what did you just call me?"
"The store manager?" The little octopus asked in surprise, "Don't you remember me? I'm your favorite little duck~"
The little octopus looked up and shook its head repeatedly, its eyes were full of incredible pink big octopus, it thought in horror, did the store manager really forget it? !
Seeing this, it rushed to Lin He in a hurry, and asked nervously: "Shop Manager, don't you really remember me?"
Lin He repeated blankly: "Xiao Ke?"
"The store manager~" Xiao Ke waved his short tentacles in surprise, and hugged the store manager's strong tentacles, "You remember me!"
Lin He was really confused, not only because the summoned evil god was a small octopus the size of a palm, but also because the little octopus seemed to know him and kindly called him the store manager.
Could it be that his summoned creatures will default to him as the store manager?
Or, this is the brainwashing of them by the chef system, or they are not actually the legendary evil gods at all, but just put on the cloak of Cthulhu myth?
Lin He didn't know, but after a brief short circuit of thinking, he gradually came back to his senses and quickly accepted this setting.
Xiao Ke asked: "Shop manager, what is the reason you summoned me this time?"
He coughed twice, and explained: "It's nothing, I'll just try this new suit, and I summoned you when I thought of it."
Xiao Ke inspected the clothes and said: "It turned out to be a summoner suit. Although it looks good, it is flashy and useless. It was remodeled by the system mall with low-level purple clothes. It is not worth hundreds of soul crystals at all. It There are also great restrictions on its use, although soul points can be used to summon servants, but it has quietly hidden a sinister krypton gold trap."
Lin He inexplicably had an ominous premonition, and he asked, "What trap?"
Xiao Ke explained to him: "The number of times it can be summoned is not unlimited. It can only be summoned once a day, and several servants cannot be summoned at the same time. If you want to summon new servants, you have to wait for me to be sent back before you can summon them." Summon new servants. If you want to increase the number of summons, or the number of summons per day, you have to spend soul crystals to unlock the summon bar, or increase the number of summons."
"If you want to achieve a scene similar to that of summoning an army in a game, you probably have to spend tens of thousands of soul crystals for this orange outfit."
Lin He leaned back tactically, and raised his voice: "Tens of thousands of soul crystals? This suit is so bad?!"
Xiao Ke hugged his two tentacles in front of his chest, nodded and said: "Yes, if you don't believe me, press the glasses and ask the intelligence core."
He hurriedly followed what Xiao Ke said, pressed the frame of the one-sided glasses, and asked if this suit needed krypton gold to expand, as Xiao Ke said.
Sure enough, the intelligent core quickly verified Xiaoke's statement.
"Damn!" His face flushed red with anger, like a ripe tomato, "Isn't this a blatant consumption fraud!"
Xiao Ke smiled and said, "Manager, do you know why I am your favorite cub?"
Xiao Ke pushed the glasses that did not exist on his face, and said confidently: "Because... I am familiar with everything in the world, and I am your most intimate shopping padded jacket. I will never let you know what you want. If you spend an extra penny, you can also shop around, so that you can buy the best and most desirable things at the most affordable price."
Xiaoke's dark blue round pupils shone with incomparable shrewd brilliance, and he frantically hinted to the store manager to keep it: "Shop manager, I will escort you by your side, so you don't have to worry about being cheated in the future. Fake goods, second-hand goods, products with traps!"
Originally, Lin He was still a little hesitant to send Xiaoke back later, because the servants summoned were different from those obtained by drawing cards.
The card-drawing servant is permanent, and there is no need to pay additional fees after being drawn, while the summoned servant is temporary. To keep the opponent by your side, you have to pay different amounts of soul points every day.
Hearing what Xiao Ke said now, his mentality changed immediately.With Xiao Ke, who is as meticulous as a Tmall elf, by his side, he no longer has to worry about falling into sales traps and buying fake, defective, and defective products.
But he really didn't expect that his own system mall would actually sell fake goods.
After thinking about it for a while, he decided to test Xiao Ke's ability first, and asked: "Xiao Ke, our store is about to celebrate the New Year, I want to buy some ingenious and affordable gifts for the employees that can reflect my heart, can you Any advice?"
Xiao Ke jumped onto the store manager's tentacles, held his head up and said confidently: "Leave it to me!"
Xiao Ke was the first to ask, "Do you know what the big-eyed seniors like the most?"
Lin He scratched his head and slowly recalled: "Dayan seems to love money, and also likes to play games. His favorite game should be King of Pesticides. I heard that he has entered the top [-] in China and was invited by the professional team to participate in the competition. , There are even many live broadcast platforms poaching it to become an anchor, and the signing fee is tens of millions..."
As he talked, his voice gradually weakened. Thinking that he only paid Dayan 100 yuan a month and let him work as a temporary worker in the store, he couldn't help feeling a little more guilty.
Did he... treat Big Eye a little too badly?
He is obviously capable, contributes the most, and is the oldest employee in the store, but now he is living such a miserable life.
Otherwise, during the Chinese New Year, I will make Big Eye a full-time employee and get a salary increase of 100 yuan.
Xiao Ke analyzed: "I didn't even ask for millions of signing fees. It seems that Senior Big Eyes doesn't really love money. It should love the job you gave me more. You don't need to feel guilty. Since Senior Big Eyes likes money most King Pesticide, why don't we buy a set of King Pesticide's hero character figures and give it to him."
"It seems quite expensive!"
Lin He also pays attention to the figures of Wangwang Pesticide. Almost each one costs thousands of yuan, and a set costs 10,000+. Some characters may not be available for purchase.
Xiaoke's eyes flashed brightly, and he suggested: "It doesn't cost that much, store manager, you can open the main god world, spend 699 gold coins to buy a box of toy manufacturing stars, and then put the original drawings into the toy house, the toy star's little People will help you make figures."
According to Xiao Ke's statement, Lin He quickly found this shop called Diverse Starry Sky in the main god world.
There are various planet boxes for sale in the store, each planet box contains a race, there are literary creation boxes, weapon manufacturing boxes, toy manufacturing boxes...
After purchasing these manufacturing boxes, you only need to provide them with energy, and they can continuously produce music, literature, games, weapons, toys... until the moment when the planetary box reaches the end of its service life.
When the star box reaches the end of its service life, the civilization and life in the box will be completely destroyed.
Lin He bought the next box of toy-making stars. From the outside, it looks like a big cube box, in which there are many finger-sized creatures that look like minions.
As long as the blueprints are stuffed into the box, they will quickly start to manufacture the things on the blueprints. Lin He thinks that this is just a smart maker invented by a technologically advanced civilization, and does not associate the planetary box with real life.
Xiao Ke also said: "As long as you provide energy, they can also manufacture many things, such as dishes, tableware, decorations, hanging pictures, table paper... It is almost equivalent to a small commodity maker, and you only need to subdue them Soul points as energy."
He said happily: "Looking at it this way, there are quite a variety of uses for this thing!"
Xiao Ke said with a smile: "Of course, what I recommend to you is definitely the most cost-effective and the best quality product."
Under Xiao Ke's recommendation, he bought New Year's gifts for the rest of the employees.And those gifts are affordable and versatile.
After all the shopping, he became more and more satisfied with Xiao Ke, and how much money he could save in the future with Xiao Ke by his side!
Looking at Xiaoke's handsome octopus shape that was very similar to him, he couldn't help but feel more satisfied.
He stretched out his tentacles and patted Xiao Ke's round head, encouraging him: "Xiao Ke, you did a good job today, so I will not deport you for the time being, and you must behave well in the future!"
Xiao Ke's excited eyes lit up, he nodded excitedly and said, "I will, I will!"
At this time, the briquettes, who had been working so hard all afternoon preparing gifts for the store, dragged their exhausted body back to the warehouse. The store manager was holding a little purple octopus in his arms, and said something to the little purple octopus with a kind smile on his face.
The little purple octopus also made the store manager giggle, and they seemed to be chatting happily.
Could it be... a new employee came again? !
This marshmallow has not been here for a long time, why is there another one? !
wrong!
It closed its eyes and searched the employees in the store, but did not find one more employee.
This guy is not an employee in the store at all, so what qualifications does he have to be favored by the store manager.
What about the servant?
Could this little octopus be the new minion? !
It searched the servant list again, but did not find a new servant.
This damn guy, who is not even a servant, dares to wear Pinru's clothes, laying in the arms of the store manager as a matter of course, occupying its place!
Little octopus, really ridiculous!
Don't even look at how it briquettes, how it killed a bloody way out of many employees!
Its briquettes are not weaker than humans, and they are afraid of a little octopus!
Although the coal ball was trembling with anger, he quickly suppressed the anger.
Carrying the imposing manner of a royal empress, it walked up to the store manager on four legs with arrogance and arrogance.
Leaning back, it asked loudly, "Manager, who is it!"
"Balley, you are here..." Lin He didn't notice the suffocation of the briquette, but introduced it with a smile, "This is the new servant Xiaoke I summoned. Can bargain. I helped the store manager a lot today, so I decided to keep it temporarily and become a resident servant in our store.”
The little octopus clings obediently to the store manager's tentacles, looks down on the briquettes from above, and says friendlyly: "Senior briquettes, hello! Please give me some advice in the future, please give me more~"
The more the coal ball listened, the more it held its breath, and Yuanyuan's body was swollen with anger.
It's just a servant, but it dares to talk to it as a regular employee like this, it really doesn't distinguish between superiority and inferiority!
At this time, the angry coal ball didn't notice that in a dark corner, a pink mist was constantly transmitting towards it, 'coal ball, let's vent your inner anger! ', 'Tamp this damn little octopus underfoot! ','Your status is already in jeopardy, let the store manager drive it away! '...all kinds of negative emotions.
Lin He caressed Xiao Ke, and said softly: "Xiao Ke is a newcomer, his rank is a little lower than yours, and his strength must be inferior to yours. Remember to take care of the briquettes and don't let it get hurt, you know? "
The store manager's words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire, the hair on the coal ball exploded instantly, it couldn't control the anger in its heart, jumped up fiercely, and kicked the little purple octopus in the store manager's arms.
"You damn temporary servant, why do you sit in my position! I'm going to teach you a lesson today, what is seniority!"
The little purple octopus was kicked directly to the wall by it, and then slid softly to the ground, seemingly knocked unconscious by the briquettes.
The excited body of Marshmallow hiding in the corner danced crazily, good, good fight!It was really good!
Today you kicked the briquettes, I marshmallow respect you as a hero!
Although he is a hero who will never see his day!
hey-hey....
It smiled sinisterly, but heard a faint "Good fight! Kill this damn little octopus!"
Marshmallow turned around, and inadvertently saw the unknown Yinshuang squatting in the dark corner on the other side, with big eyes on its head.
Seeing this scene with big eyes, the pupils were filled with excitement, and the two wings were almost about to wave out afterimages.
Looking at its excited appearance, you can know that the big eyes are now, and it has learned to reap the benefits of the fisherman.
The big eyes didn't notice the marshmallow who was also a fisherman at all, but the silver frost under its body turned its head sharply and glanced at the marshmallow casually.
Marshmallow shrank back slightly, thinking to himself, this damn machine is so sharp!
When the coal ball kicked that kick, it knew it would suffer.It was secretly annoyed, how could I be so impulsive today, and kick it out like this regardless of the image I usually worked so hard on? !
With this kick, it vented its emotions, but...
"Ball!!!!" Lin He looked at the dying little octopus fainted on the ground, and shouted angrily, "How can you treat a newcomer who just came to the store like this!"
Done!
Coal Ball's small body trembled and her four calves went numb, and she knew that this time she was going to be doomed.
Lin He picked up Xiao Ke who was on the ground, and asked sharply: "Educate him to be superior or inferior, is this how you educate him? You are really good. As the highest-ranking store manager, I have never Have you ever punished you? Where did you learn this trick?!"
The marshmallow floated out slowly, and said softly: "Manager, you only know the true face of the coal ball now, it has always been an employee with one face in front and one face in the back~"
Seeing the cotton candy that was smiling and talking, the coal ball understood everything at this moment.
No wonder it can't restrain the impulse in its heart, no wonder it just occupied its mind with negative emotions, making it throw away all its rationality, and make it do such a thing!
It's all about the damn cotton candy!
No, it absolutely can't just admit defeat like this, otherwise all of its painstaking efforts will be over!
Lin He said coldly: "You know people, you don't know your face, you don't know your heart, coal ball, you are too vicious!"
Hearing this, the briquette trembled slightly, but forcibly suppressed the sadness in its heart. It sneered imposingly: "Vicious, what kind of vicious am I, the real vicious is clearly you!"
Cotton Candy seized the opportunity and immediately said in a loud voice: "Bold briquettes, how dare you talk to the store manager like this, you are looking for death!"
The briquette burst into tears, and it angrily flung its curls and fanned the marshmallows, roaring: "You are the vicious, you clearly said that you only love me briquettes, no employee can take my place, now there are more marshmallows, I Bear with it... Now there is another little octopus, it is not even a regular employee, but you let it sit in my position and let me take care of it?! Let me ask you, what qualifications does it have! Manager , I really doubt that you really doted on me? Is everything you said a lie to deceive me? Manager, why are you doing this to me! "
Lin He heard the fish's body shaking, and his eyes were full of shock. He didn't expect the coal ball to say such a thing.
The coal ball screamed: "If you really don't like me, just kill me, kill me once and for all, don't torture me like this again! I, coal ball, accept my fate!"
After saying these words, the briquette, with the aura of "if you are ruthless, I will quit", shook off the tears on her body, turned around and left without nostalgia.
Cotton candy was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the briquettes to be so potent.
But Lin He felt extremely sincere and pure emotions from the coal ball.
Such hot emotions made him forget the little octopus pretending to be dead in his hand and the marshmallow floating beside him in an instant.
Looking at the back of the briquette, he wanted to raise a tentacle to hold it back, and said softly, "The coal...the briquette..."
When Marshmallow saw the shocked look in the store manager's eyes, he knew he was going to suffer.
It has an ominous premonition that this time it will have to fetch water from a bamboo basket again in vain.
"Brick, don't go..."
Hearing the store manager's call, the coal ball paused for a while, but finally did not look back: "The store manager, our fate... let's stop here, you will have many excellent employees and servants in the future, forget about me ..."
Speaking of which, it threw a black octopus felt with a high degree of completion from its body, and said disheartenedly: "The manager, goodbye..."
After speaking, the briquettes didn't stay any longer, and left the kitchen straight away.
Lin He became anxious when he saw the black octopus felt falling on the ground. He dropped the small octopus in his hand and hurriedly chased after the leaving briquettes.
Bubble floated to Marshmallow's side, and said lightly, "You deserve it!"
Marshmallow angrily stomped on the little purple octopus on the ground.
The little octopus lying on the ground had a gloomy look in its eyes.
30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, this group of employees is waiting for me, Xiao Ke, sooner or later there will be a day...
Yinshuang observed this scene secretly, rows of data flashed in his eyes.
[The briquette move is based on advancing and retreating, it is indeed exquisite, exquisite!It seems that it still has something to learn...]
And in the blink of an eye, time passed as the store manager tried hard to win back the briquettes...
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On December 12th, at 8 o'clock in the morning, it was a rare and ordinary night.
But in Blue Star's external defense department, it was a gloomy and gloomy scene.
Because today is the last day predicted in the video, there are still 10 minutes left, and the countdown in the video is about to return to zero, but until now, human satellites have not detected any signs of the arrival of alien spacecraft.
Watching the countdown on the screen, everyone present was arguing with each other because of the sense of urgency and tremendous pressure.
"Now is the worst situation. Their technology is much higher than ours. With the means we have, we can't detect them at all, let alone resist."
"A mere entertainment video has made you so panicked. I don't know if this will happen!"
"At this time, do you still deny it?
Lin He looked at the reply that popped up on the screen of his mobile phone, scratched the top of his head with the tip of his tentacles, and muttered to himself: "So it's because of this... I thought it was something big! But I didn't expect it, I just sent After uploading six videos, he was actually selected as one of the top [-] CC video UP hosts this year."
He thought back to the top [-] UP hosts at the end of last year. Almost all the participants had to give speeches on stage, and they had to perform some official programs.
The thought of giving an acceptance speech in front of thousands of spectators made him feel a little weak and timid.
So he thought about it for a while, and chose to reject the other party.
CC Video's official attitude is not tough, but it's a pity that he can't participate, and said he wants to mail the trophy, please provide a valid mailing address.
He was not on guard against the official platform, and when he was about to enter his address, he suddenly thought of his private message backend. There were many official accounts trying to contact him, plus many netizens' unreasonable guesses...
has a problem!
This official is not here to test his real address, is it?
He narrowed his eyes slightly, revealing a hint of shrewdness in his eyes, and asked Bubble beside him, "Bubble, do you think they already doubted our identity with this official account?"
Bubble floated to the store manager's mobile phone, and replied: "Yes...More than that, the person who controls the official account is not the person who controls the CC video, but the 913 incident special team newly established by Xia Guo."
Lin He flicked his claws and almost dropped his phone. He stood upright, looked at Pao Pao nervously, and asked, "What is this 913 Incident Special Team?"
The pupils in Bubble's body flashed with a strange purple light, and he replied indifferently: "In short, it is a special group specializing in the study of alien creatures. They noticed something unusual from the video we released, and they mistakenly thought that we were aliens. Visitors, want to have a friendly exchange with us and get some help."
"Then... what should I do now?" He glanced at his phone and asked at a loss, "Should I still reply to him?"
Bubble said: "It's okay to chat with them casually."
He rolled up his phone tightly, and hurriedly asked again: "I don't dare to underestimate the power of the country with Pao Pao. What if they find out our real identity from our communication?"
Bubble smiled and said, "Don't worry, store manager, with me here, even if you wander around right under their noses, they will never be able to find you~"
Hearing Bubble's confident assurance, he was slightly relieved, and then he said distressedly: "Then they want my address, should I give it or not? I really want the medal of the Top [-] UP."
Bubble said: "You let them leave the things at the address I said, and we will get them back for you."
Lin He nodded: "That's fine."
Soon, according to what Bubble said, he replied to the delivery address on his mobile phone.
Seeing the store manager's focused eyes and tense expression, Pao Pao comforted him and said, "You don't need to be so nervous, store manager. They can't do anything to you through the Internet. Your system has very strong protection measures, and they can't Follow the network to find you!"
"Besides, in the current situation, they speculate that we are alien creatures with several levels of high-tech Blue Star. It's too late to please us. How could they come to offend us? Manager, do you think this makes sense?"
Lin He nodded again and again, and the expression on his face relaxed a little.Then, he calmed down for a hundred years and started chatting casually with the other party.
On the other side, it was just like what Pao Pao said, with caution and flattery between the lines, and he was deeply afraid of offending him.
In the communication with the official, it didn't take long for him to arrive at the door of his house.
When he got out of the car, he didn't notice that the driver's face was pale and his forearm trembled slightly, and he didn't dare to look up at him.After he got off the car, he quickly stepped on the accelerator and disappeared on the Chinese Food Street.
Originally, the master driver wanted to leave here, so he took out his mobile phone to call the police, but with the flash of purple light, he instantly forgot what he had just done.
Lin He turned off his mobile phone, yawned, put on the newly bought Ultraman pajamas, plunged into his luxurious bathtub, and then hugged SpongeBob SquarePants, lay on the shell bed, and fell into a wonderful dreamland.
Recently, in his dreams, he has always been uneasy. It seems that there are many foreign creatures, and they often fight with the native creatures in the dream.
Of course, the addition of these alien creatures does not prevent him from dreaming of "I am the God of Creation, traveling across the universe".
At noon the next day, he floated up from the fish tank, instead of opening the shop, he was going to take a day off to recover the energy consumed during the trip.
He lay lazily on the edge of the bathtub, curling up his mobile phone with one pink tentacle, and first used the system's in-store view to inspect the situation in the store.
Big Eyes and Marshmallow, wearing masks, are cleaning bird poop in Shantak's nest.
Yinshuang and briquettes are in the large warehouse on the first floor, packing and sorting the ingredients.
Bubble is on the second floor, controlling the harvesting device and killing mature deep-diving fish.
...Very well, it seems that his employees are very hardworking and highly self-conscious, and they don't need his supervision at all.
He roughly scanned all the floors through his mobile phone, checked the work of the employees, and was suddenly taken aback, one, two, three, four... Does this number seem to be right?
Wait, where did the briquettes go? !
He hurriedly and carefully searched for traces of coal briquettes again, and finally found traces of briquettes in the newly unlocked black goat cub farm.
The black goat cub has soft black curly hair, four sheep's hooves, no head and facial features, and a pair of long furry ears on its body, which is almost the same as a briquette from the outside.
When the briquettes are mixed among the black goat cubs, it is difficult to find them for a while.
And since the new breeding farm was built, he has almost never been to this floor for inspection, let alone killed a black goat cub with his own hands.
He mainly felt that this thing looked too much like a briquette, and if he had to do it himself, he would always be a little bit hesitant to do it.
When making black goat soup, almost all the employees killed him. He only used the white and tender meat of the goats, which had an excellent taste and a very light smell.
Although the briquettes and black goat cubs look almost exactly the same, he can still quickly find the briquettes mixed in the flock.
The briquette was in the flock at this time, screening the mature black goat cubs, and after a while it selected a few fat cubs, and controlled the console to slaughter them.
After packing the mutton and haggis and sending them to the warehouse, the briquettes collected the black wool scraped off the ground and moved them to a river beach far away from the sheep's activities, and began to treat the wool with clear stream water. Cleanse and comb.
There are also many clothes drying poles by the river beach, drying black wool cleaned by many briquettes.
I saw that the briquettes took the wool off the wooden pole and put new wool in the sun.
Then it pulled out a giant semi-finished wool felt from its body, and placed it on a circular platform.
This giant semi-finished wool felt has a round head, eight dexterous tentacles, and some unfinished decorations on its body.
Briquettes hugged the newly harvested black wool and began to trim the semi-finished wool felt.
Trim the fuzz, poke accessories, modify the shape of the octopus's tentacles... it jumps up and down, and is busy.
Watch as the briquettes keep adorning the night with the felt colossus of the giant octopus in black wool.
Lin He's eyes couldn't help flashing a touch of emotion. Could this be a New Year's gift prepared by the coal ball?
The briquettes are so sweet.
He couldn't help wiping the corners of his eyes, and secretly made his next decision in his heart.
That's right!On New Year's Eve this year, we will also prepare a surprise gift for all employees!
He turned his head and glanced at the calendar. It was three weeks before the New Year's Eve. It seemed that he had to step up his preparations.
He took out a piece of marinated earth burrower jerky from the warehouse, and while chewing, he thought about what gift could surprise the employees?
Salary increase or bonus?
This is too vulgar, and talking about money can't express his mind at all.
It's not that he deducted it, it's that he thinks mere money is too tacky!
Since it is a gift for employees, it must not only be innovative, but also reflect his care and love for the employees as the store manager.
Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, clicked on the phone interface again, entered the mall, and began to search for gifts.
Unexpectedly, this mall seemed to know what he was thinking in his heart. As soon as he clicked on the homepage, there were a bunch of push messages of goods and gifts.
[Employee New Year's suit (2% discount) 988 soul crystal]
The icon is a bunch of red and eye-catching clothes of various colors. After clicking in, you can see the effect of Dayan trying them on.
[Employee wish list package (5% discount) 1288 soul crystal]
(If you open it, you will get the most wanted gift from the employees, and you will earn a lot of money!)
[New Year's Eve Meteor Shower Fireworks (9% off) 9999 Gold Coins]
9999 gold coins are exchanged for 9999 yuan. Only people with a lot of money and nowhere to spend will buy such expensive fireworks, right?
[New Year special blessing bag (5% discount) 888 soul crystal]
(Includes special UR minion*1, blue clothing*1, business card*10, space travel coupon*1.)
...Seeing these fancy shopping mall items, he sifted through them for a while, but in the end he didn't buy anything.
Of course, the main reason is that he feels that these things are a bit expensive. Although he is now a wealthy class with a net worth of several million and soul crystals exceeding [-], he is even more reluctant to use the money he has saved.
Before he knew it, perhaps he had become the Mr. Grandet he hated the most...
He was about to close the mall and go to the mall of Lord God World to see if there were any bargains.
In his opinion, the mall of the Home Cooking King system is the Jingxi mall with guaranteed quality, and the mall of the main god world is the cheap and cheap Pinxixi.
Suddenly, an extra-large product push promotional image popped up in the center of the mall.
[The most beautiful summoner suit, don't need 9998, don't need 8888, only 998, buy it and earn it! 】
"Orange clothes are so cheap?!" Lin He shook his body, and tapped the picture involuntarily with his tentacles.
The summoner suit in the picture is shining with blue-purple brilliance. It comes with a silver crown inlaid with countless diamond orbs like an elf king, a luxurious magic wand like a pope's scepter, a handsome and fashionable cloak, and a British deacon His silver unilateral eyes, with the special effects of flashes surrounding the surrounding stars, were so gorgeous that his eyeballs almost popped out.
"This... is too pretty!"
He muttered to himself, feeling the excitement of his heart beating wildly.
Slowly, his tentacles uncontrollably extended towards the purchase button.
Two minutes later, he looked at the bright blue-purple summoner suit in the costume warehouse, and fell silent.
"Oh... impulsiveness is the devil!" He slapped his tentacles fiercely, his face full of shame, "Didn't you agree to buy gifts for the employees? Why didn't you control this hand!"
Of course, the little shame in his heart only lasted about three seconds.
When he put on a brand new summoner suit in front of the mirror, he quickly immersed himself in his handsome and suave style, and completely forgot about buying gifts for employees.
He flung the cloak behind him handsomely, raised his staff with his tentacles, and waved it lightly.
The special effects of the stars blooming all over his body made him excited, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't stop admiring: "Handsome, so handsome, so handsome that it cracks the sky!"
This newly purchased Summoner set, in addition to being incomparably gorgeous and superb in appearance, also has the special function of an orange suit.
Soul power can be used to summon, and different servants can be summoned according to how much soul power is used.
This servant does not refer to those servants he owns, but some legendary divine creatures.
God of spiders—Atrak Nakya, God of Elephants—Shaugnar Faugn, Deflagration—Cthugha, Twins of Blasphemy—Nag and Jeb, Ra Lord of Leye - Cthulhu, King of Yellow Clothes - Hastur...
"Um???"
He tilted his head, how could he feel that he saw a very familiar noun in this string of foreign names.
He revisited the summoning catalog that the summoner suit had just conveyed to him, and then stopped at the three words Cthulhu, the Lord of R'lyeh.
"Cthulhu?" He repeated, "Fuck, it's Cthulhu!"
He slapped his head, and suddenly remembered where he had seen this term before.
Isn't this the Cthulhu mythology that has become more popular this year? !
He possessed this evil god cooking king system, and also borrowed this mythological system to set him as Xiao Sa, who is also the leader of all evil gods——Azathoth.
[Successfully paid 1000 soul points, and successfully awakened the old ruler, Lord of R'lyeh—Cthulhu]
A mechanical sound suddenly sounded beside his ears, and before he could react, a colorful magic circle lit up in front of his eyes.
The light was so dazzling that he couldn't help but raise his two tentacles to cover his eyes, and he involuntarily stepped back three steps.
The dazzling light gradually dimmed, and when he saw the figure appearing in the center of the magic circle, he couldn't stop talking to himself: "No, no..."
"Couldn't this be the most famous evil god in the legend - Cthulhu?!"
He stared wide-eyed, watching the magic circle dissipate, squatting on the ground and tilting his head to look at his little purple octopus.
"Porf~" The little purple octopus smeared a water bubble at him.
His pupils trembled, and he said in disbelief: "That's it, that's it?! This fucking is Cthulhu? Are you playing with me?"
It's no wonder that he looked shocked, because the little purple octopus in front of him may only be the size of an adult's palm, and it's pocket-sized and cute.
The little purple octopus was like a miniature version of him. It imitated Lin He's appearance and used its tentacles as feet, then stood up and walked towards him.
Lin He took a few steps back vigilantly, the little octopus stopped and looked at him with its head tilted.
Then he tentatively asked, "You...can you speak?"
The little octopus asked suspiciously: "Manager, what are you doing? Why can't I speak?"
He froze for a moment, and asked in bewilderment, "You...what did you just call me?"
"The store manager?" The little octopus asked in surprise, "Don't you remember me? I'm your favorite little duck~"
The little octopus looked up and shook its head repeatedly, its eyes were full of incredible pink big octopus, it thought in horror, did the store manager really forget it? !
Seeing this, it rushed to Lin He in a hurry, and asked nervously: "Shop Manager, don't you really remember me?"
Lin He repeated blankly: "Xiao Ke?"
"The store manager~" Xiao Ke waved his short tentacles in surprise, and hugged the store manager's strong tentacles, "You remember me!"
Lin He was really confused, not only because the summoned evil god was a small octopus the size of a palm, but also because the little octopus seemed to know him and kindly called him the store manager.
Could it be that his summoned creatures will default to him as the store manager?
Or, this is the brainwashing of them by the chef system, or they are not actually the legendary evil gods at all, but just put on the cloak of Cthulhu myth?
Lin He didn't know, but after a brief short circuit of thinking, he gradually came back to his senses and quickly accepted this setting.
Xiao Ke asked: "Shop manager, what is the reason you summoned me this time?"
He coughed twice, and explained: "It's nothing, I'll just try this new suit, and I summoned you when I thought of it."
Xiao Ke inspected the clothes and said: "It turned out to be a summoner suit. Although it looks good, it is flashy and useless. It was remodeled by the system mall with low-level purple clothes. It is not worth hundreds of soul crystals at all. It There are also great restrictions on its use, although soul points can be used to summon servants, but it has quietly hidden a sinister krypton gold trap."
Lin He inexplicably had an ominous premonition, and he asked, "What trap?"
Xiao Ke explained to him: "The number of times it can be summoned is not unlimited. It can only be summoned once a day, and several servants cannot be summoned at the same time. If you want to summon new servants, you have to wait for me to be sent back before you can summon them." Summon new servants. If you want to increase the number of summons, or the number of summons per day, you have to spend soul crystals to unlock the summon bar, or increase the number of summons."
"If you want to achieve a scene similar to that of summoning an army in a game, you probably have to spend tens of thousands of soul crystals for this orange outfit."
Lin He leaned back tactically, and raised his voice: "Tens of thousands of soul crystals? This suit is so bad?!"
Xiao Ke hugged his two tentacles in front of his chest, nodded and said: "Yes, if you don't believe me, press the glasses and ask the intelligence core."
He hurriedly followed what Xiao Ke said, pressed the frame of the one-sided glasses, and asked if this suit needed krypton gold to expand, as Xiao Ke said.
Sure enough, the intelligent core quickly verified Xiaoke's statement.
"Damn!" His face flushed red with anger, like a ripe tomato, "Isn't this a blatant consumption fraud!"
Xiao Ke smiled and said, "Manager, do you know why I am your favorite cub?"
Xiao Ke pushed the glasses that did not exist on his face, and said confidently: "Because... I am familiar with everything in the world, and I am your most intimate shopping padded jacket. I will never let you know what you want. If you spend an extra penny, you can also shop around, so that you can buy the best and most desirable things at the most affordable price."
Xiaoke's dark blue round pupils shone with incomparable shrewd brilliance, and he frantically hinted to the store manager to keep it: "Shop manager, I will escort you by your side, so you don't have to worry about being cheated in the future. Fake goods, second-hand goods, products with traps!"
Originally, Lin He was still a little hesitant to send Xiaoke back later, because the servants summoned were different from those obtained by drawing cards.
The card-drawing servant is permanent, and there is no need to pay additional fees after being drawn, while the summoned servant is temporary. To keep the opponent by your side, you have to pay different amounts of soul points every day.
Hearing what Xiao Ke said now, his mentality changed immediately.With Xiao Ke, who is as meticulous as a Tmall elf, by his side, he no longer has to worry about falling into sales traps and buying fake, defective, and defective products.
But he really didn't expect that his own system mall would actually sell fake goods.
After thinking about it for a while, he decided to test Xiao Ke's ability first, and asked: "Xiao Ke, our store is about to celebrate the New Year, I want to buy some ingenious and affordable gifts for the employees that can reflect my heart, can you Any advice?"
Xiao Ke jumped onto the store manager's tentacles, held his head up and said confidently: "Leave it to me!"
Xiao Ke was the first to ask, "Do you know what the big-eyed seniors like the most?"
Lin He scratched his head and slowly recalled: "Dayan seems to love money, and also likes to play games. His favorite game should be King of Pesticides. I heard that he has entered the top [-] in China and was invited by the professional team to participate in the competition. , There are even many live broadcast platforms poaching it to become an anchor, and the signing fee is tens of millions..."
As he talked, his voice gradually weakened. Thinking that he only paid Dayan 100 yuan a month and let him work as a temporary worker in the store, he couldn't help feeling a little more guilty.
Did he... treat Big Eye a little too badly?
He is obviously capable, contributes the most, and is the oldest employee in the store, but now he is living such a miserable life.
Otherwise, during the Chinese New Year, I will make Big Eye a full-time employee and get a salary increase of 100 yuan.
Xiao Ke analyzed: "I didn't even ask for millions of signing fees. It seems that Senior Big Eyes doesn't really love money. It should love the job you gave me more. You don't need to feel guilty. Since Senior Big Eyes likes money most King Pesticide, why don't we buy a set of King Pesticide's hero character figures and give it to him."
"It seems quite expensive!"
Lin He also pays attention to the figures of Wangwang Pesticide. Almost each one costs thousands of yuan, and a set costs 10,000+. Some characters may not be available for purchase.
Xiaoke's eyes flashed brightly, and he suggested: "It doesn't cost that much, store manager, you can open the main god world, spend 699 gold coins to buy a box of toy manufacturing stars, and then put the original drawings into the toy house, the toy star's little People will help you make figures."
According to Xiao Ke's statement, Lin He quickly found this shop called Diverse Starry Sky in the main god world.
There are various planet boxes for sale in the store, each planet box contains a race, there are literary creation boxes, weapon manufacturing boxes, toy manufacturing boxes...
After purchasing these manufacturing boxes, you only need to provide them with energy, and they can continuously produce music, literature, games, weapons, toys... until the moment when the planetary box reaches the end of its service life.
When the star box reaches the end of its service life, the civilization and life in the box will be completely destroyed.
Lin He bought the next box of toy-making stars. From the outside, it looks like a big cube box, in which there are many finger-sized creatures that look like minions.
As long as the blueprints are stuffed into the box, they will quickly start to manufacture the things on the blueprints. Lin He thinks that this is just a smart maker invented by a technologically advanced civilization, and does not associate the planetary box with real life.
Xiao Ke also said: "As long as you provide energy, they can also manufacture many things, such as dishes, tableware, decorations, hanging pictures, table paper... It is almost equivalent to a small commodity maker, and you only need to subdue them Soul points as energy."
He said happily: "Looking at it this way, there are quite a variety of uses for this thing!"
Xiao Ke said with a smile: "Of course, what I recommend to you is definitely the most cost-effective and the best quality product."
Under Xiao Ke's recommendation, he bought New Year's gifts for the rest of the employees.And those gifts are affordable and versatile.
After all the shopping, he became more and more satisfied with Xiao Ke, and how much money he could save in the future with Xiao Ke by his side!
Looking at Xiaoke's handsome octopus shape that was very similar to him, he couldn't help but feel more satisfied.
He stretched out his tentacles and patted Xiao Ke's round head, encouraging him: "Xiao Ke, you did a good job today, so I will not deport you for the time being, and you must behave well in the future!"
Xiao Ke's excited eyes lit up, he nodded excitedly and said, "I will, I will!"
At this time, the briquettes, who had been working so hard all afternoon preparing gifts for the store, dragged their exhausted body back to the warehouse. The store manager was holding a little purple octopus in his arms, and said something to the little purple octopus with a kind smile on his face.
The little purple octopus also made the store manager giggle, and they seemed to be chatting happily.
Could it be... a new employee came again? !
This marshmallow has not been here for a long time, why is there another one? !
wrong!
It closed its eyes and searched the employees in the store, but did not find one more employee.
This guy is not an employee in the store at all, so what qualifications does he have to be favored by the store manager.
What about the servant?
Could this little octopus be the new minion? !
It searched the servant list again, but did not find a new servant.
This damn guy, who is not even a servant, dares to wear Pinru's clothes, laying in the arms of the store manager as a matter of course, occupying its place!
Little octopus, really ridiculous!
Don't even look at how it briquettes, how it killed a bloody way out of many employees!
Its briquettes are not weaker than humans, and they are afraid of a little octopus!
Although the coal ball was trembling with anger, he quickly suppressed the anger.
Carrying the imposing manner of a royal empress, it walked up to the store manager on four legs with arrogance and arrogance.
Leaning back, it asked loudly, "Manager, who is it!"
"Balley, you are here..." Lin He didn't notice the suffocation of the briquette, but introduced it with a smile, "This is the new servant Xiaoke I summoned. Can bargain. I helped the store manager a lot today, so I decided to keep it temporarily and become a resident servant in our store.”
The little octopus clings obediently to the store manager's tentacles, looks down on the briquettes from above, and says friendlyly: "Senior briquettes, hello! Please give me some advice in the future, please give me more~"
The more the coal ball listened, the more it held its breath, and Yuanyuan's body was swollen with anger.
It's just a servant, but it dares to talk to it as a regular employee like this, it really doesn't distinguish between superiority and inferiority!
At this time, the angry coal ball didn't notice that in a dark corner, a pink mist was constantly transmitting towards it, 'coal ball, let's vent your inner anger! ', 'Tamp this damn little octopus underfoot! ','Your status is already in jeopardy, let the store manager drive it away! '...all kinds of negative emotions.
Lin He caressed Xiao Ke, and said softly: "Xiao Ke is a newcomer, his rank is a little lower than yours, and his strength must be inferior to yours. Remember to take care of the briquettes and don't let it get hurt, you know? "
The store manager's words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire, the hair on the coal ball exploded instantly, it couldn't control the anger in its heart, jumped up fiercely, and kicked the little purple octopus in the store manager's arms.
"You damn temporary servant, why do you sit in my position! I'm going to teach you a lesson today, what is seniority!"
The little purple octopus was kicked directly to the wall by it, and then slid softly to the ground, seemingly knocked unconscious by the briquettes.
The excited body of Marshmallow hiding in the corner danced crazily, good, good fight!It was really good!
Today you kicked the briquettes, I marshmallow respect you as a hero!
Although he is a hero who will never see his day!
hey-hey....
It smiled sinisterly, but heard a faint "Good fight! Kill this damn little octopus!"
Marshmallow turned around, and inadvertently saw the unknown Yinshuang squatting in the dark corner on the other side, with big eyes on its head.
Seeing this scene with big eyes, the pupils were filled with excitement, and the two wings were almost about to wave out afterimages.
Looking at its excited appearance, you can know that the big eyes are now, and it has learned to reap the benefits of the fisherman.
The big eyes didn't notice the marshmallow who was also a fisherman at all, but the silver frost under its body turned its head sharply and glanced at the marshmallow casually.
Marshmallow shrank back slightly, thinking to himself, this damn machine is so sharp!
When the coal ball kicked that kick, it knew it would suffer.It was secretly annoyed, how could I be so impulsive today, and kick it out like this regardless of the image I usually worked so hard on? !
With this kick, it vented its emotions, but...
"Ball!!!!" Lin He looked at the dying little octopus fainted on the ground, and shouted angrily, "How can you treat a newcomer who just came to the store like this!"
Done!
Coal Ball's small body trembled and her four calves went numb, and she knew that this time she was going to be doomed.
Lin He picked up Xiao Ke who was on the ground, and asked sharply: "Educate him to be superior or inferior, is this how you educate him? You are really good. As the highest-ranking store manager, I have never Have you ever punished you? Where did you learn this trick?!"
The marshmallow floated out slowly, and said softly: "Manager, you only know the true face of the coal ball now, it has always been an employee with one face in front and one face in the back~"
Seeing the cotton candy that was smiling and talking, the coal ball understood everything at this moment.
No wonder it can't restrain the impulse in its heart, no wonder it just occupied its mind with negative emotions, making it throw away all its rationality, and make it do such a thing!
It's all about the damn cotton candy!
No, it absolutely can't just admit defeat like this, otherwise all of its painstaking efforts will be over!
Lin He said coldly: "You know people, you don't know your face, you don't know your heart, coal ball, you are too vicious!"
Hearing this, the briquette trembled slightly, but forcibly suppressed the sadness in its heart. It sneered imposingly: "Vicious, what kind of vicious am I, the real vicious is clearly you!"
Cotton Candy seized the opportunity and immediately said in a loud voice: "Bold briquettes, how dare you talk to the store manager like this, you are looking for death!"
The briquette burst into tears, and it angrily flung its curls and fanned the marshmallows, roaring: "You are the vicious, you clearly said that you only love me briquettes, no employee can take my place, now there are more marshmallows, I Bear with it... Now there is another little octopus, it is not even a regular employee, but you let it sit in my position and let me take care of it?! Let me ask you, what qualifications does it have! Manager , I really doubt that you really doted on me? Is everything you said a lie to deceive me? Manager, why are you doing this to me! "
Lin He heard the fish's body shaking, and his eyes were full of shock. He didn't expect the coal ball to say such a thing.
The coal ball screamed: "If you really don't like me, just kill me, kill me once and for all, don't torture me like this again! I, coal ball, accept my fate!"
After saying these words, the briquette, with the aura of "if you are ruthless, I will quit", shook off the tears on her body, turned around and left without nostalgia.
Cotton candy was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the briquettes to be so potent.
But Lin He felt extremely sincere and pure emotions from the coal ball.
Such hot emotions made him forget the little octopus pretending to be dead in his hand and the marshmallow floating beside him in an instant.
Looking at the back of the briquette, he wanted to raise a tentacle to hold it back, and said softly, "The coal...the briquette..."
When Marshmallow saw the shocked look in the store manager's eyes, he knew he was going to suffer.
It has an ominous premonition that this time it will have to fetch water from a bamboo basket again in vain.
"Brick, don't go..."
Hearing the store manager's call, the coal ball paused for a while, but finally did not look back: "The store manager, our fate... let's stop here, you will have many excellent employees and servants in the future, forget about me ..."
Speaking of which, it threw a black octopus felt with a high degree of completion from its body, and said disheartenedly: "The manager, goodbye..."
After speaking, the briquettes didn't stay any longer, and left the kitchen straight away.
Lin He became anxious when he saw the black octopus felt falling on the ground. He dropped the small octopus in his hand and hurriedly chased after the leaving briquettes.
Bubble floated to Marshmallow's side, and said lightly, "You deserve it!"
Marshmallow angrily stomped on the little purple octopus on the ground.
The little octopus lying on the ground had a gloomy look in its eyes.
30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, this group of employees is waiting for me, Xiao Ke, sooner or later there will be a day...
Yinshuang observed this scene secretly, rows of data flashed in his eyes.
[The briquette move is based on advancing and retreating, it is indeed exquisite, exquisite!It seems that it still has something to learn...]
And in the blink of an eye, time passed as the store manager tried hard to win back the briquettes...
.....................................
On December 12th, at 8 o'clock in the morning, it was a rare and ordinary night.
But in Blue Star's external defense department, it was a gloomy and gloomy scene.
Because today is the last day predicted in the video, there are still 10 minutes left, and the countdown in the video is about to return to zero, but until now, human satellites have not detected any signs of the arrival of alien spacecraft.
Watching the countdown on the screen, everyone present was arguing with each other because of the sense of urgency and tremendous pressure.
"Now is the worst situation. Their technology is much higher than ours. With the means we have, we can't detect them at all, let alone resist."
"A mere entertainment video has made you so panicked. I don't know if this will happen!"
"At this time, do you still deny it?
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