Daily consumption of ginseng fruit [Journey to the West]

Within three seconds, Zhu Ganglie pushed the door open again: "Cuilan, wipe your face off."

Sun Wukong wiped off the two lumps of bright red on his cheeks, silently covered the half-cut rouge, and said softly, "Isn't it pretty?"

"You look good, you look good no matter what."

Whether it is brocade silk or coarse linen, as long as you are still you, you will look good.

Zhu Ganglie raised his hand to caress that pretty face, but suddenly his expression froze, Sun Wukong flipped out of the window with a somersault, but the dressing table was smashed into pieces by Zhu Ganglie with a rake.

"Who are you?"

Zhu Ganglie held the rake in both hands, his face was full of anger, wishing to tear off the face that turned into Gao Cuilan.

"My son, you don't even recognize your grandpa?"

Sun Wukong changed and changed back again. On that hairy face, two balls of rouge are particularly hot eyes.

Zhu Ganglie didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, so he could only turn his head away.

"Bi Mawen, I haven't seen you in 500 years, and you actually like women's clothing?"

"That's better than being a pighead and coaxing the young lady to say that you are going to repay your kindness. Are you afraid of scaring others?"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, and looked up and down at this sturdy man who looked like a human being.

"Do you really think I don't know, reincarnation will not leave the memory of your canopy."

"you know too much!"

Zhu Ganglie narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at Sun Wukong with a look of unkindness, which Sun Wukong couldn't wish for more.

"What, you want to kill me? Then come on!"

As he said that, Sun Wukong lifted the stick and attacked first, Zhu Ganglie blocked it with a horizontal rake, but the tiger's mouth was shaking painfully.

"Hey."

Sun Wukong also noticed Zhu Ganglie's situation, and the smile on his face gradually deepened: "Be good and catch him with your arms tied, and you can save me a few sticks!"

Zhu Ganglie wanted to resist, but after being cast into a pig womb, his mana was not as good as before. In his heyday, he could only tie with Monkey King, let alone recover only [-]% of his mana now.

But this Monkey King...

When Zhu Ganglie was distracted, he was hit hard on the back, and a fishy sweetness surged up in his throat.

Wiping away the blood spilling from his lips, Zhu Ganglie had a mocking smile on his face.

He still thinks that this is still the omnipotent Monkey King 500 years ago, and it turns out that he is not much better than him.

Sun Wukong naturally didn't know what this guy was thinking, so he directly pulled out a hair and turned it into a rope to tie Zhu Ganglie up.

"Master, this is the monster."

Zhu Ganglie knelt in front of Tang Seng expressionlessly, squinting at the crowd, not to mention the expressions of Tang Seng and the others, but the anger and joy on the faces of Gao Yuanwai behind him and Gao Cuilan's cold eyes on the sidelines made him a little disheartened .

"Master."

His hands were tied behind his back by the rope, but Zhu Ganglie didn't feel anything, bent his head to touch the ground, and bowed directly to Tang Seng.

With the matter of Sun Wukong and Yuguo in the foreground, Tang Seng happily accepted that this seemingly normal strong man was the apprentice given to him by Guanyin, until he turned into a pig's head after leaving Gaolaozhuang...

"Ba, Bajie, why do you..."

Bajie is the name given to Zhu Ganglie by Tang Seng, just like the name Tang Seng gave to Sun Wukong's walker, and also gave him a dharma name Wu Neng.

It's just that he was so frightened that he stuttered even the name he chose.

"Since I'm learning scriptures with you, Master, there can't be any concealment. It's more appropriate to use your real appearance."

Zhu Bajie even hooked Sun Wukong's shoulders, looking like a good brother.

"What's more, pig's head and monkey's head are more suitable on the way to learn scriptures."

"Damn mental retardation!"

Monkey King pushed him away, and walked to the other side of Yuguo in disgust. After Tang Seng, there was another person in the team who was called mentally retarded by Monkey King, oh no, pig.

Today's scripture learning team is still very harmonious.

As Sun Wukong expected at the beginning, there was an extra combat force to protect the two chickens on the way to learn the scriptures. Although he didn't like the current strength of the former canopy, fortunately, he didn't let himself down too much.

Zhu Bajie, who sees through but doesn't talk through: not too many and not too few, just can't beat the group of monsters.

But for Yuguo, one more person made the journey a little more fresh.

One is a monk who can only recite scriptures and say I am afraid, and the other is a monkey who can only fight and shout monsters. Compared with the smooth-talking Zhu Bajie, she is more fond of her. At least she will praise her good-looking with a simple and honest smile. Unlike the other two straight men who have been treating her as the same sex for a long time!

You know, Sun Wukong would not instruct her to ask for alms when she was just on the road!

Sun Wukong, who thinks his appearance is not suitable to appear in front of people: Heh, woman!

As we walked west, we felt that the land was very dry and cracked, and the horseshoes stepped on the dust. It should be a place that is extremely short of water, but several people were stopped by a torrential river full of sand.

"Eight hundred quicksand world, three thousand weak water depths. Goose feathers can't float, and reed flowers are sinking?"

Yuguo read the words on the stone tablet, and turned her head to look at the Liusha River with no source.

"Are these sentences describing the river? Wukong, if the goose feathers cannot float, the boat will surely sink."

"What are you afraid of? If you don't have a boat, don't you have a dragon?"

Sun Wukong looked up and down the white dragon horse, his golden eyes were shining.

"Brother, now is the time for you to make contributions. Your master and the three brothers and sisters have never ridden a dragon before."

The white dragon horse was so stared at by Monkey King that its hair was about to stand on end. When it lifted its two front legs and neighed, it almost knocked Tang Monk off its back.

Tang Ximing immediately lay down and hugged Bai Longma's neck: "Little Bai, calm down!"

"Eldest brother, I can't turn back into a dragon anymore."

The voice of showing weakness came from the big mouth with irregular teeth, and Yuguo couldn't help but think of the handsome man with an aggrieved face

"You forgot the formula again?"

With the lessons learned from the past, Sun Wukong immediately doubted the authenticity of the dragon's words, which is delicious, lazy and doesn't like to learn. You must know that he used the dragon's body when he swallowed the little white horse that time.

"No, big brother."

Whether it is the eyes of a horse or a dragon, the size is not comparable to that of a human being. The white dragon horse puts its head close to Monkey King's face, and those big eyes that are as bright as stars are watery and misty.

If such a pair of beautiful eyes hadn't been on a horse's face, Yuguo and Zhu Bajie, who were watching on the sidelines, would be the first to soften their hearts, instead of watching the hard-hearted monkey boss push the horse's face away without hesitation. .

"Don't be cute, ugly."

Monkey King's dislike shattered Bai Longma's glass heart, and he dejectedly pulled the sand and stones with his hooves on the ground.

"What kind of formula is there to transform into a dragon? This is the instinct of our dragon race, but ever since I was transformed into a white horse by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I feel that I can no longer transform into a dragon, and I can't control my own body at all. .”

"Guanyin?"

Hearing this name made Sun Wukong believe Bai Longma's words. In his opinion, these people always like to do some tricks behind their backs, and they have nothing to say, I'm afraid they will be ashamed to say it!

"That's all, let's take another look. Maybe this tombstone is just a bluff, maybe there will be someone ferrying across the river."

Monkey King flew over the river, looked around and flew towards the other side of the river.

Although the stone tablet beside the bank only stated that the length of the river was [-] miles, it never mentioned the width, and Monkey King disappeared after flying.

"Brother Hou really has no eyesight, this is a stone monument, what kind of tombstone!"

Zhu Bajie sat down on the ground, leaned against the stone tablet and started fanning himself with his hat.

"Bajie, don't say that we can't cross this river, let alone others. Maybe there are monsters eating people at the bottom of the river. After eating the people, bury the bones under this stone tablet. It will really become a tombstone. .”

Regardless of her image, Yuguo squatted beside the stele with her back to the river to frighten Zhu Bajie, and even formed a rattan shovel with her fingers to signal to dig up the stele.

It's just that how can such a trick be fooled by Zhu Bajie, he has already pinched the formula and waited for Yuguo to dig the ground up, when the time comes, he will turn into a few broken bones and put them in the pit, to see who can be frightened who.

The two people who were having fun just stared at the stone tablet at their feet, but no one noticed a bearded monster with nine skeletons hanging around its neck floating out of the water behind Yuguo.

Tang Seng, the only one who saw the man's appearance clearly, was so frightened that he didn't even have the energy to remind the two of them, he could only hug the white dragon horse and tremble.