Tan Qing Chengzhi of Transmigration

In a place where most people are illiterate, one cannot expect such a "tall" custom of reciting make-up poems when picking up a bride.

The delivery of wedding candy, preserved fruit, and copper coins all the way passed, and just as Su Tanqing breathed a sigh of relief, he was blocked in front of the door.

"What? What did you say?" Su Tanqing thought he had heard it wrong.

"Sing Tiantou song!" The person who stopped Su Tanqing seemed to be a relative from the third sister's husband's house, "Hahaha, hurry up, it's useless to pretend you don't understand."

As the name suggests, Tiantou Song is a song that is usually sung in the field, including the whole process of planting and harvesting rice from breeding to harvesting and the appropriate time.

Su Tanqing: "..."

[That's right, this is a local characteristic, and of course such "highlights" are indispensable in places that are based on agriculture. 】

These things are not a problem at all, but why do you want to sing under the situation of "all eyes on the tiger"?

Su Tanqing, who was full of internal strength, was sweating profusely in late autumn.

In the eyes of everyone, Su Tanqing comforted herself, "It's a blessing or a disaster, or it can't be avoided", "If you delay any longer, you will waste your own time", Su Tanqing opened her mouth to sing, and suddenly she had a flash of inspiration in such a scene.

"My wife is not a local, right? I sing for her, right? So I should sing her words, right?"

Su Tanqing nodded to himself, "That's it, so I sang a song in Mandarin. Ahem." Su Tanqing wiped his sweat.

"Sing a wedding song—you come to marry, I will marry, who are you going to marry? I am going to marry my beloved girl—"

"What kind of person are you going to marry? The girl I'm going to marry is beautiful and intelligent—"

……

In the "emergency" situation when he thought of singing to someone, the melody that sounded in Su Tanqing's mind was a catchy folk song.

So Su Tanqing changed the lyrics by himself, and just opened his mouth.Relying on the fact that others don't understand, the more he sings, the more vigorous he is.Yang Shiniang, the only one who could understand, would not know if she had sung to the tune.

Besides, she didn't know how embarrassed she was when she heard such a straightforward "song", so she didn't care about Su Tanqing's tune.

Su Tanqing's voice is still good, clear and crisp, like the sound of big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate.But she doesn't want to sing because she loses her tune when she speaks...

But now no one knows if she is out of tune, but her voice has been muddled.But... If you are too successful, you will suffer...

Su Tanqing once again successfully made Sister Su "betray".

The third sister acts as Yang Shiniang's "mother's family". The eldest sister originally wanted to help Su Tanqing, but...

"You sang well, let's sing it again in our local language." [Stinky boy, I have never heard him sing before, but I have learned Mandarin songs!This means having a daughter-in-law and forgetting mother, bah, forgetting sister.Anyway, I have to sing it again! 】

Su Tanqing: "...Which side are you from, sister?"

"I'm also blocking the door, stop talking nonsense." Simply "completely" betrayed...

"Ahem, let me think about how to sing in the local dialect." Now that he has sung it once, it is not so difficult for Su Tanqing to sing it again.Anyway, no one knew if she was off tune.

Yang Shiniang could hear the words outside even inside, and she was quite afraid that Su Tanqing would come directly to the lyrics just now.

It's okay when no one understands it, it can be kept as a little secret between husband and wife.Even under the watchful eyes of everyone, it can be a little secret they only know.

But it was still difficult for Yang Shiniang to accept words that others could understand.He could only secretly pray that Su Tanqing was delaying the time because he understood that his scruples were changing his words.

She guessed right, Su Tanqing did know her scruples, and she made up what she sang just now, and she is making it up now.

"Sing a wedding song—you come to marry me, I will marry you, who are you going to marry? I am going to marry a girl from the Yang family—"

"How do you want to marry? I want to carry the sedan chair and play the drums—"

……

If the previous song is to express love and praise Yang Shiniang, the latter is simply to sing the process of getting married.

But this kind of catchy tune repeated over and over again, some people can almost understand it after singing it a few times.Hearing that the lyrics are in the form of question and answer, he booed and rushed to sing the question in front of Su Tanqing.

"What does the sister you want to marry look like?—"

Su Tanqing: "...the girl I want to marry is the one I love—"

"Did you spend a lot of bride price?——"

"Not much compared to the girl I love—"

……

As she sang and asked questions, she began to lean towards Yang Shiniang, and Su Tanqing hurriedly pretended to be angry: "Sister, I'm your younger brother, my own brother, not the one I picked up on the roadside. It's time."

The eldest sister also saw that Su Tanqing was almost funny, and she could bully her brother, but others couldn't bully her.

"Alright, alright, let's go in."

Su Tanqing went in, carried Yang Shiniang on his back as if he had received an amnesty, and walked to the sedan chair.According to the custom, a bride should not see the world and not touch the ground, and it is enough to have a hijab on it. Brother Yang Shiniang was supposed to carry her, but her brother was not there, so Su Tanqing said that he would carry her on the sedan chair himself.

It is also not allowed to get out of the sedan chair halfway on the road, so often the bride will not eat or drink water from the morning.

When you arrive at your husband's house, there are people who walk across the brazier to worship the church. They also have to walk on the road with carpets or ordinary red cloth. In short, the soles of the bride's shoes must not be soiled.

"Worship the heavens and the earth-"

"Second worship high hall-"

"Husband and wife greet each other—"

"Send into|bridal chamber——"

According to the custom here, after the newcomer closes the bud and lifts the hijab, the bride can be regarded as a woman.They should also come out with the groom to toast table by table, and at the same time recognize the relatives of the whole husband's family one by one.

In the countryside, there is no saying that women cannot meet outside men. As long as the two of you are not alone, no one will think much about it.

Although Yang Shiniang felt that it was unreasonable, she also thought that this was a custom here, so she came out to recognize her relatives one by one.

But in fact, she is not the only one who needs to recognize her relatives, and Su Tanqing doesn't know a few of them, and these few have an impression only on the day of the wedding banquet.

It's okay for Su Tanqing to drink, all the wine is dry, uh... the wine is dry, the boldness of many people's impression of her has changed drastically.

She was also helping Yang Shiniang to drink, but after the guests booed a few words, Yang Shiniang said she wanted to drink too.Su Tanqing felt that there was internal strength anyway, so Yang Shiniang could drink as much as she wanted without any problems.

Su Tanqing didn't realize that Yang Shiniang's face was flushed until she was almost done paying respects. Although she couldn't see anything from her face, her eyes were already a little loose.

Su Tanqing: "..."

[Good acting skills! 】

So it is logical to avoid people who are drinking.

But when we got to the room...

"Okay, there is no one else, Eleven Niang, you don't have to pretend." Su Tanqing took off his coat and threw it on the back of the chair.

Although the alcohol content here is as low as rum, but she can't help drinking too much.Just now Su Tanqing had to drink while exercising to force the smell of alcohol out of her body, so that her clothes are full of alcohol smell, just like soaking in a wine tank and taking it out to dry.

"What?" Yang Shiniang looked at Su Tanqing with a blank expression.

Su Tanqing: "...you're not really drunk, are you?"

"No." Although she said no, she sat on the chair and couldn't get up.The eyes cannot be focused on one point.

"You don't have good luck when you don't know how to drink, do you?" Su Tanqing walked over to smell if she smelled alcohol, but the smell of alcohol on her body was very strong, and she didn't know if Yang Shiniang also used internal force to force her Taste of booze.

"Why do you need to exercise for drinking?" Yang Shiniang's expression remained unchanged and blank.

Su Tanqing: "..."

[Yes, it's strange if you're not drunk. 】It's a pity that they didn't prepare hangover soup at all, because they thought they wouldn't need it.

"I smell of alcohol, I'm going to take a shower first, you sit for a while." Su Tanqing felt sticky all over his body, although Yang Shiniang like this is very interesting, let's talk about it after taking a bath.

Throwing the vest into the automatic washing machine in the space, Su Tanqing heaved a sigh of relief after washing himself cleanly.

After washing, I remembered that Yang Shiniang was so drunk that it was obviously impossible to go to the kitchen to get hot water to take a bath by herself.

And I just put the vest in the washing machine, so I can't go to the kitchen anymore.

Su Tanqing: "..."

But after standing for a while, Su Tanqing remembered that after he found peach wood to make a wand, many spells could be used, and a few buckets of hot water were nothing.

[I just don’t know how much water she will spill if she washes herself.Help her wash?Hmm...it's hard to hold on, will you be beaten up if you can't hold on?It's really a "serious" topic, it's nerve-wracking...]

When she returned to the room, Su Tanqing was surprised to find that Yang Shiniang looked more "sober". She was not sure whether Yang Shiniang was really drunk or pretended to be drunk to tease herself.

"Eleven Niang?" Su Tanqing felt that since he couldn't see it, he simply ignored it, "I have put warm water in the bathroom, you go and wash."

"Huh?" Yang Shiniang tilted her head and looked at Su Tanqing distressedly, "Why did you help me get water all of a sudden?" But then she clapped her hands without waiting for Su Tanqing to answer, "That's right. I wanted to say that bathing in a bucket is troublesome Oh, you didn't know you were going to buy a bathtub!"

Su Tanqing looked at her pretending to be angry and coquettish in surprise, and then thought of one thing: [Will she not give herself a straight look for a month after she wakes up tomorrow? 】

Su Tanqing was thinking about her "major life events", but Yang Shiniang stood up and went to the bathroom.But when she just came back, she was still walking steadily, just a little slower, but now she was staggering, if she didn't subconsciously support the table, she would not be able to stand still.

So she stomped her feet angrily, and yelled at Su Tanqing, "Help me!"

"What, what?" Su Tanqing wanted to understand it directly as helping to take a bath, but he still had to reject such "welfare" by himself, otherwise he might never have the opportunity to take a loving couple's bath again.

"Hmph!" Yang Shiniang turned around and staggered away as if she didn't want to say it a second time. Su Tanqing quickly supported her. [It seems that I have to take the blame if I don't take it, but I have to pretend to be serious and get drunk tomorrow.Yes, it is like that. 】

#You forgot that you once performed "A Thousand Cups Are Not Drunk" in front of Yang Shiniang? #

#Either you are dying or you are walking on the road to death#

Su Tanqing helped Yang Shiniang to the bathroom, and finally decided to