You Are Too Ugly, I Refuse

Evening forest wind, rustling among the leaves.

The moon is like a brocade, illuminating the white sand on Tingshang, and the water waves are misty, shining for thousands of miles, reflecting the stars and the moon.

A painted boat floats on the river, the corners of the boat are upturned, glazed palace lanterns are lowered, the pillars of the boat are carved with beams and painted phoenixes, a few pieces of soft gauze float with the night wind, the sheng and drums are played in the painted boat, and the cups of wine are intertwined.

"Sister, I have a bad feeling..." In the boat, a woman in red who was playing the erhu whispered to the woman next to her who was playing the pipa.

"What are you afraid of, play your erhu with peace of mind, and be careful that grandma will eat you after finding out that you are not serious!"

The woman playing the pipa glared at the woman in red, and cursed in a low voice. The woman in red froze, shut her mouth and said nothing, but couldn't calm down, and turned her head to look around.

Although it was a winter night at this time, the women in the painting boat were only wearing tulle, and their snow-white bodies were faintly visible under the almost transparent tulle, which was in stark contrast to the young men in the painting boat wearing velvet and fur.

In the center of the painting boat, a beautiful-looking woman in a red silk luan gown with a golden jade and plum flower hairpin slantedly inserted in the white-flowered bun is half-exposed. Twisting her waist and stepping on extremely charming dance steps.

The silver bells on her white ankles jingled in the cold wind, she tore off the red veil on her face as soon as she looked back, and threw it towards the young man.

The woman in red who played the erhu trembled when she saw this, and made an extremely ugly wrong sound—she was disgusted.

The cold wind howled into the boat, and the woman in red shivered again—it was cold this time.She sniffed, and said shyly to the woman sitting next to her playing the pipa: "Sister, my spiritual power is not enough, I'm a bit cold, can you put a windshield on me?"

The woman playing the pipa couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard the words, but she still moved her fingertips slightly, and quickly pinched the Gefeng Jue to the woman in red beside her.

"Thank you, sister." Feeling not too cold, the woman in red showed a bright and innocent smile, and when she looked up, she saw that all the clothes on Yueniang's upper body had been peeled off - the young man poured all the hot wine on Yueniang. body, and then embraced Yueniang's body, scraping off the wine on her body with the tongue coating.

The woman in red was stunned, until the woman playing the pipa kicked her, then hurriedly lowered her head.

"Aren't you going to kill yourself! How dare you make such an expression and look at grandma, are you afraid that grandma will dig out your eyeballs?!"

"I...I know I was wrong." The woman in red hesitated, half timid and half puzzled, "I just wondered why grandma isn't cold when she wears so little clothes?"

"Cold?" The woman playing the pipa sneered, "I think she is very hot, but you, why are you talking so much today?"

"I have a bad feeling..."

"……To shut up!"

Outside the painting boat, goose-feathered snow falls from the dark night sky, drifts all over the river, and melts when it enters the water.

The night wind floated, blowing away the mist on the river, and also blowing the clothes of a person on the river.

The man had black hair like black ink, eyes like bright stars, and thin lips slightly pursed. He was wearing white clothes inside and a purple shirt outside.He holds the sword in his right hand and holds it behind his back. Although he is thin, he has an aura of looking down on the world, which is daunting.

The Dusheng sword was unsheathed, and a white light flashed out in an instant, reflecting the Ling Lingbo light on the river.

The man held the sword and slashed forward. The cold sword light was like a silver crescent moon suddenly appearing from among the clouds in the dark night, instantly illuminating the world.

The surface of the river was split by the sword energy, and it was divided into two waves, creating shocking waves!

The little painting boat seems to be unable to control its ups and downs in the huge waves, and the ants in the water that are about to capsize are shaking.

"Ah!" The woman in red threw away her erhu and hid under the table holding the thigh of the woman playing the pipa and screamed, mixed with the screams of other women on the boat, it was deafening and could pierce the sky .

The sword energy passed through the boat, and the huge waves also fell.But when it fell halfway, it scattered into water splashes and splashed on the river surface, leaving only waves of ripples.

"Huh?" The woman in red opened her closed eyes, and felt that the boat was no longer rocking.

She let go of her arms hugging the thigh of the woman playing the pipa, crawled out from under the table, and yelled: "Oh my God, what's wrong with my sister——hmm!"

The pipa woman covered the mouth of the woman in red, held her in her arms, and stared vigilantly at the back of the young man in white and purple on the board.

The young man was dressed in purple, as if shrouded in a wave of clouds and smoke, and the white collar was embroidered with complicated patterns with silver thread, like an immortal on the top of the sea of ​​clouds.But at this time, there was a huge clam shell lying at his feet, about as high as a person's knee, and there were even a few dead fish lying here and there on the deck. Limp on the ground, I don't know whether it is life or death.

Seeing this, the woman in red gasped, her eyes widened. The Gefeng Jue was shaken by the sword energy just now, and it had already failed. The woman was trembling, and her whole body was trembling like sieving chaff.

The black-haired young man turned his head and glanced at the two of them with a calm expression on his face, but the woman in red and the woman on the pipa were taken aback.

They had never seen such a handsome man.

Like a waterfall of blue silk hanging down her waist, her sword eyebrows slanted into her temples, her pair of clear peach blossom eyes are slightly red at the end, her dark pupils are shining like stars, her thin crimson lips are slightly pursed, and she has an appearance that overwhelms all living beings. However, there was an air of indifference, aloofness, and disdain for the world around him, forcing the two of them to take a few steps back to stabilize their posture.

"This young master..." The pipa woman took a step forward, opening her mouth to speak, but the black-haired young man frowned, strode out of the boat, turned into a white light across the sky, and disappeared without a trace.

"..."

"Sister, sister, is grandma dead?" the woman in red tugged at the cuff of the woman on the pipa, and asked in a whisper.

The pipa woman glanced at the board and was beaten back to its original shape. The dead clam said lightly: "Dead."

"Then why didn't we die?"

"...how do I know, let's go now."

"Oh……"

The two walked out of the boat hand in hand, and jumped into the river together, turning into two red carps, waving their bright red tail fins and disappearing into the emerald river.

After Yun Caiye dealt with those man-eating monster fish and clam spirits, he originally planned to return to Yunjianmen immediately, but when he glanced away from the corner of his eye, he saw purple clouds gushing out from the eastern sky of the capital of Chang'anzhou, looking like dragons and snakes , wagging its head and tail, rolling from the east, unstoppable.

The purple qi coming from the east was originally a sign of auspiciousness, but Yun Caiye saw the soaring blood color in the purple clouds, as if the evil spirit was carrying the evil spirit when it came to the world.Yun Caiye Yujian chased after Zixia, but the blood color was like a mirage when he first arrived in the outskirts of the capital, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye, leaving only auspicious purple clouds hanging in the sky.

Yun Caiye stood on Dengbei Street, the sky in the distance was dark and unclear, and there were not many pedestrians on the street, only the yellow lanterns swaying slightly in the cold wind.At this moment, there is still some time before sunrise. If it weren't for the natural phenomenon of the capital, this Dengbei Street would be even more deserted.

Several residents who got up early saw the purple auspicious clouds and made a lot of noise, attracting more and more pedestrians on the street.Yun Caiye frowned, waved his sleeves to hide his figure, and sat down at a small table at a tea shop that opened early by the bridge.He glanced out of the corner of his eye, and saw that the pot of soybean milk that had just been filled beside the old man who ran the tea shop disappeared.In the blink of an eye, he appeared on Yun Caiye's table, but the old man was still steaming cakes and didn't notice his missing pot of soy milk.

Yun Caiye poured out a cup of warm soy milk and took a sip, his brows and eyes relaxed, and they were no longer so stern.He sighed softly and exhaled a mouth full of white mist.The taste of the fairy world's fine nectar and jade dew is naturally much better than the sugar water made from mortal grains, but he often comes down to the mortal world to taste the food of the mortal world.

From Yun Caiye's point of view, although the delicacies in the fairy world are good, they lack the smell of fireworks compared to the delicacies in the mortal world.

Probably... This is the difference between him and them.

Some of the immortals in the fairy world have practiced for thousands of years to become immortals, and some are born with immortal bodies. They were born as Daluo Jinxian and enjoyed countless blessings.But Yun Caiye did not become a fairy through these two methods. Perhaps this is the reason why he has always been obsessed with the world.

Thinking of this, Yun Caiye chuckled lightly, his black and white pupils narrowed slightly, and his brows were full of alluring fairy looks, but no one was destined to meet him at this moment.

After the time for a stick of incense, two men who got up early to work came to the refreshment shop, bought a pot of fresh soy milk and a basket of sweet cakes with the boss, sat on the chair next to Yun Caiye, ate them, and talked about that day The auspicious clouds on the sky——

"Hey, did you see those purple clouds in the sky this morning? The purple air is coming from the east, tsk, it's really..."

"I saw it! I heard that it was brought by the youngest son of the national teacher when he was born. He was surrounded by purple energy when he was born. It is said that he can't look at his face..."

Xiang's child?

Yun Caiye put down his cup, and after getting the news he wanted, he left a piece of silver on the table, turned into a white light and left the refreshment shop.He quietly sneaked into the mansion of the national teacher Xiang Ke, and followed the maidservant to find the house of the second son of the Xiang family.

The infant on the small wooden bed was still sleeping soundly, Yun Caiye bent over to take a closer look, and she didn't understand.

This baby is obviously just born, but its face is fair and rosy, it is not as ugly as other red and wrinkled babies at all. People who do terrible things, on the contrary... will look like bad people.

But what happened to the red light soaring into the sky?Did I find the wrong person?

Yun Caiye stretched out his hand and poked the little baby's fleshy face. Seeing the little baby pursing his lips unhappily, he grunted a few times "Wow, yeah, yeah" and couldn't help laughing.

He straightened his body and penetrated into the little baby's body with his own spiritual consciousness.In the future, as long as the child does something heinous, he will naturally know that if he doesn't do it, then this divine sense can also protect the child and summon him in a critical moment.

It has been 3 years since Yuncai Ye became a fairy. For the human world, in 3 years, mountains can be moved and seas can be turned into mulberry fields.But for the immortals, although it is not a moment, it is not a long time, so the immortals must find some fun to spend this endless life.

As for Yun Caiye, his pleasure is to eliminate demons and defend Taoism.

Immortals are mostly aloof and arrogant, and disdain to deal with ordinary people, but Yun Caiye is different from them, not only often goes down to eat some fireworks and food, but even lives in a different place.

He lives in Yunjianmen, but Yunjianmen is neither in the fairy world nor in the human world.