[Fumino] Peaceful life in Yokohama

"Uncle Dazai, I will be your bodyguard when I grow up." Oda Kai suggested.

"I refuse. I said I don't need protection." If this child has been following him, how can he kill himself!

"Uncle Dazai, you really don't have to be polite." Oda Kai said seriously.

"I'm really not polite to you." It's really difficult to communicate with children.Why on earth is he reduced to the point where he has to take care of a child?Dazai thought with a headache.

"Uncle Dazai, where are we going to play today?" Oda Kai took Dazai's hand smoothly, and kept shaking Dazai's hand back and forth restlessly.Osamu Dazai didn't bother to care about him.

"Listen to me carefully." Osamu Dazai covered his forehead with one hand.

"Oh, so where are we going to play?"

"You're not listening at all... Forget it. Where do you want to go?" Osamu Dazai chose to give up thinking.

"amusement park!"

"No money." Osamu Dazai said half-truths and half-truths. When he entered the water this morning, his wallet was washed away by the water.Although after he came out of the water, he went to steal the card of Chuya Nakahara.It is true to say that he has no money, and it is also true to say that he has money.

"Then I'll treat you. Uncle Dazai will play with me." Umi Oda grinned.Because of Rashomon, his need for money dropped.Now the change I got from Oda Sakunosuke was less than before, and Oda Sakunosuke gave part of the money that was originally given to Oda Kai to the Akutagawa brothers and sisters.Although the money was less, Oda Kai gained more energy.Overall, though, he still had more change in his pocket.Because he didn't turn most of the money into energy as before, but kept a little more.

Rashomon, super easy to use!Everyone who has tasted it said it was good.

Although Oda Kai said he wanted to treat guests, when he actually arrived at the amusement park, Dazai Osamu paid for the entrance fee by swiping his card.

"Uncle Dazai, didn't you say you have no money?" Oda Kai asked in a daze.

"But I have a card." Osamu Dazai waved the card in his hand: "This is the art of language. And you believe everything you say, really stupid."

"I believed it because it was Uncle Dazai's words." Oda Kai puffed his face, but he didn't get angry for a long time, and turned his head to see the ice cream truck on the other side: "Uncle Dazai, I want to eat ice cream."

"I won't buy it for you, a little bit~"

Umi Oda dragged the grimacing Osamu Dazai to the ice cream truck: "Two strawberry ice cream."

"I don't want strawberries." Osamu Dazai interrupted.

Oda Kai thought for a while, and said, "The coffee flavor?"

"I don't want coffee either."

"Then Uncle Dazai, what flavor do you want?" Oda Kai was puzzled.

"I want to eat crab flavor."

"No crab flavor."

"Dish soap scented."

"nor."

"Then I will..."

In short, none of the tastes that Osamu Dazai mentioned.

In the end, I ordered two strawberry-flavored ice creams, which Oda Kai paid for.

"Only children like to eat strawberry ice cream." Osamu Dazai complained while licking the strawberry ice cream.

"Uncle Dazai is also a child." Oda Kai retorted.

"I am a mature adult. You are a child, an eight-year-old child."

"But Dad said that Uncle Dazai is also a child. What Dad said is correct." Oda Kai said unconvinced.

"...Only Oda Saku would say that." Osamu Dazai muttered in a low voice, calming down.

Many items in the amusement park are not suitable for eight-year-old children. Even if Oda Kai is not as weak as ordinary children, the rules are the rules. Oda Kai, who is not tall enough, cannot play most of the exciting items.You can only play with projects such as carousels and haunted houses.If they went to a children's playground, the result might be different.

"Uncle Dazai, I want to take a photo with Superman!" Oda Kai's eyes lit up when he saw the staff of the amusement park wearing the Superman's shell.

"Then you go by yourself."

"Uncle Dazai, too, okay?"

"I don't want it. It's so childish." Osamu Dazai refused with disgust.

"Brother Dazai~Brother Dazai~Please~" Oda Kai shook Osamu Dazai's hand.

After being tortured for a long time, Osamu Dazai agreed impatiently.

"Eggplant~" The camera took pictures of the two and the dynamic superman.

Umi Oda is Osamu Dazai with one hand, superhuman with the other hand, smiling brightly in the photo.In contrast, Osamu Dazai had an expression of lovelessness.

Oda Kai held the photo, his face full of excitement: "Dynamic Superman is really handsome."

"Huh? What about me? You have to drag me to shoot, can I not compare with Superman?" Osamu Dazai said dissatisfied, but it was more of a deliberate embarrassment.

"Uncle Dazai...Uncle Dazai..." Oda Kai watched Dazai for a while, and finally boasted reluctantly: "Uncle Dazai is the most beautiful!"

"..." is really a compliment that makes people completely unhappy.

"Forget it, we've finished playing, can we go?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"Yeah." Oda Kai nodded.

Osamu Dazai took Oda Kai and left the amusement park: "Can you go home?"

"Yeah." Oda Kai said with a cute face, "Thank you Uncle Dazai for playing with me today."

"Uncle Dazai, can you play with me next time?"

"Even if I refuse, you will still pester me." Osamu Dazai neither agreed nor refused.

"Hey." Oda Kai smirked.

"Still laughing. Little brat." Dazai Osamu reached out and gave Oda Kai a headache.Oda Kai stretched out his hand and touched his forehead, feeling no pain at all.

"Our family is going to have a picnic next week, does Uncle Dazai want to come with us?" Oda Kai asked.

"What does your family's picnic have to do with me. I won't go." Osamu Dazai resolutely refused.

"But Uncle Dazai is like an older brother." Oda Kai said, "And Uncle Dazai is also my father's friend."

"Are you going to call me uncle while treating me like an older brother? Is it uncle or elder brother?" Dazai Osamu was very confused by Oda Kai's brain circuit.

"Hmm... both uncle and brother." Oda Kai said vaguely.

"No, you can only choose one of the two."

"That's still uncle." Oda Kai stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head.

"Can't you choose brother?" Osamu Dazai asked dissatisfied.

"Didn't Uncle Dazai call himself an adult?"

Then you are really learning and selling inconsistencies!

"Didn't you say before that what Oda Saku said is right, am I just a child?" Knowing that discussing with Oda Kai will not lead to any results, after all, this child is all nonsense, but Dazai still can't help it In order to address the problem and the other party got entangled.

"But Uncle Dazai likes to be an adult. I'm sure he likes to be called Uncle even more. I'm thinking of Uncle Dazai."

Look, it really is fallacious again.While Dazai Osamu was thinking this, he stretched out his hand and rubbed Oda Kai's head vigorously, causing him to shake from side to side and become unstable.

Osamu Dazai learned a trick from Oda Kai. It doesn't make sense to reason with the other party, because he can't reason at all.When it really doesn't make sense, give the other party a rua meal to relieve the anger!

As a result, Osamu Dazai still didn't agree to go to the weekend picnic.