After the Rebirth of the Red Chamber

A certain forum:

Landlord: Take a look at the top three men I hated the most in those years.

The host finally graduated, let's celebrate with flowers!

Today is the first day of the holiday. I don’t want to do anything else, so I come to the group to pick up the three men I love and hate throughout my student life from elementary school to university.

1L: (Whistling) Has the landlord blew up his love history?squat.

2L: Squat together, wait for melons.

3L: The front row sells melon seeds and soft drinks.

4L (landlord): ...upstairs, you think too much.The three I love and hate are probably the ones you love and hate too.

5L: Where is the stewed from?Is it from my hometown?

6L: Is it okay for fellow countrymen?Upstairs are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?Blind guess Mr. Lu Xun.

7L: Haha, after looking at the upstairs, I will also guess.I guess Li Bai.

8L: May I ask upstairs, where did you put Qu Yuanda?

9L: Didn't the poster say, three, isn't that exactly three?

10L: Where is the host?Could it be that you went downstairs to buy rice noodles?

11L: Another person who disappeared because of buying rice noodles.

12L (the landlord): I am the landlord, and I am not missing.Just drink water.Everyone leave the thirteenth floor to me, and let me announce who the top three are.

13L: Squat.

14L (host): No.3, needless to say, I, Mr. Lu Xun, are on the list. No.2, I, Qu Yuan, must have a name.

15L: Damn it, Qu Yuan is the second?In other words, how many people, like me, memorized "Li Sao" and "Nine Songs" to death?Although Lu Xun's essays are boring, at least they can be read smoothly, and there are no uncommon words.

16L: +1

17L: +2

18L: +3

19L: +10086

20L: Then me + phone number.

21L: I strongly suspect that Qu Yuan collected a complete collection of rare characters.Otherwise, how could he have so many uncommon characters to write?

22L: Upstairs, at that time, the characters were incomplete, right?

23L: I think the biggest obstacle to reciting Qu Yuan is not uncommon words, but awkward pronunciation.I read "Mountain Ghost" three times in a daze before I managed to read it smoothly.

24L: I can't read "Mountain Ghost" well. I recommend XXX's songs. It's very nice. I'll memorize it after listening to it a few times.

25L: Really, where can I download it?

26L: Hey, everyone didn't notice, have we gone wrong?Aren't you curious, who is the first in the host's mind?

27L: Bet on a bag of spicy strips, or guess Li Bai.

28L: Bet on a tea egg, I guess Du Fu.

29L: Tea eggs?What family upstairs has tea eggs?I'm different, I can only bet on a bag of mustard.Support Shixian.

30L: Poet Sage +1

31L (the original poster): ...why do you guess the big guy in liberal arts?Doesn't Shihou deserve to be on the list?

32L: Damn it!

33L: ...This one has to be accepted.

34L: Look at what the host said, it seems that Master Shi has no status in Chinese textbooks.

35L: Right.Others are selected with poems and essays, but this one is all excerpts from memorials.

36L: Are there any marketing majors like me?Master Shihou's complete collection of speech skills is a must-have subject.There are one set after another of the memorials, no wonder the power is still favored by the two emperors of the Xia Dynasty.

37L: +1 for the Department of Marketing.Master Shi Hou's words are really convincing.My mentor said that if he hadn't been too foolish, the era of great voyages of flower growers would have to be pushed back by at least 300 years.

38L (landlord): I am a student of biological engineering, and I have been memorizing the formulas he deduced since I was in junior high school.There is him in the mathematics textbook, and she is also in the physics textbook. If you change the chemistry textbook, you can still meet the kind him.

39L: Dear landlord, are you a devil?For a while, I got a headache when I heard him, okay?

40L: By the way, I heard that Channel XX is going to broadcast "Apocalypse" again?Although I, Shi Hou, only appeared in the second half of the show, XX's performance is really amazing!I think that's the Marquis Schöuben!

41L: It is also Shi Hou who re-painted "Apocalypse".In other words, is there no one to make a good drama about the Zhaowu period?The one I took two years ago, what the hell is that?

42L: That's right, it was during the Zhaowu period that I, Shihou, really shined.

43L: Don't ruin my Shi Hou, I'd rather he live in my heart.

45L: I can boast about Shihou's achievements for another 50 years.As long as the actor playing my male god is handsome enough, no matter how bad the filming is, I can still watch it!

——The above are all my thoughts.Since the broadcast of "XXXX" two years ago, I have been slapped in the face.

46L: To put it mildly, it seems that the filming of "The Love of Zhaowu" is about to start.

47L: ………

48L: ………

49L: ...is that Super Mario Su Xiaobai novel, the one that wiped out Master Shihou, Zhaowu Emperor Jia, General Yan Shangshu?

50L: Come on somebody, tell me, it's not true!

51L: Upstairs, accept your fate, this is true.It is said that XXX, a popular traffic niche, starred in Shihou.

52L: XXX?Is that the one who acted as an ancient puppet and smiled evilly the whole time?

53L: Yes, that's him.

54L: My God, I can't even imagine how Shihou, who is playing with the entire court in his hands, smiles evilly.This is simply a human horror!

…………

Tu Xun finally escaped from the clutches of the college entrance examination, leaned on the sofa, and took out his mobile phone to browse the forum.

Seeing a post in a frequently visited area with thousands of floors built in two hours, I quickly clicked in.

Then, he regretted it, very regretful.

——What the hell, I was fooled into being a workaholic all my life by him in my previous life, and finally I was reincarnated, and I have had him everywhere since I was a child.

Now it's hard to relax the water group, why can't they escape the fear of being dominated by Shi Nai?

My life is too difficult, right?

In other words, if these people know that the male god in their mind is a big boss who wants to break into three petals for a penny, can they still blow those rainbow farts?

What kind of evil did I fall into in the first place, so that I would tell the historian to use the spring and autumn brushwork, which is taboo for the venerable?