Travels of the Little Dragon Girl [Comprehensive Myth]

"What trick?" Guanyin Bodhisattva had a bad feeling.

"I can't say it now, it won't work if I say it." Xiao Longnv said triumphantly, "This trick will be used later!"

Zhenzhen Manjusri Bodhisattva, Aiai Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Lian Lian Guanyin Bodhisattva: I believe your evil!

Our Lady of Lishan: So interesting!

Since the Holy Mother of Lishan has agreed to let Xiaolongnv take the lead in testing Tang Seng, it is not easy for the three nobles to interrupt in the middle.The bear can settle the score afterwards, but the face of the Holy Mother of Lishan is still to be given.

In the middle of the night, the three great men were sitting cross-legged, and the little dragon girl was sitting cross-legged next to the Holy Mother of Lishan, reading a storybook.Hearing the content of the script, the corners of Jin Zha and Mu Zha's mouths twitched slightly, wanting to stop Xiao Longnu, they secretly glanced at Master, but did not dare to speak.If the elder brother knew that Xiao Lele was peeking at the pornographic storybook in the mortal world, a beating would be inevitable.

Xiao Longnv obviously didn't know which stories to read and which ones not to read.Xiaolongnu not only watched it, but also shared it with the Holy Mother of Lishan and the three great masters, and used it as a blueprint to direct Tang Seng's trial, but the Holy Mother of Lishan even acquiesced.Light a candle for Tang Sanzang, and then mourn for a moment of silence for the little nephew who ordered fried pork on bamboo boards.

"...Under the dim oil lamp, the beautiful woman with bright eyes and white teeth stretched out her slender hands to unbutton her clothes, and slowly took off her dress. Her skin was really like creamy fat, swaying and graceful. The scholar's mind was shaken, and his mouth felt dry. The bones are crispy and the flesh is soft. The beauty smiled coquettishly and slipped into the scholar's quilt—"

In line with Xiaolongnv's ups and downs reading the script, the guest room where Tang Seng lived made an earth-shattering cry.The Holy Mother of Lishan and others heard the yell, and when they went out, they saw Tang Monk rushing out of the room in disheveled clothes.

Next door, Sha Wujing rushed out holding the demon-subduing staff: "Master, what happened, but there are monsters at work?"

"Amitabha, good and good!" Tang Seng gathered his messy clothes, closed his eyes and recited the Buddha's name.

Sha Wujing saw a maidservant in Tsing Yi rushing out of Tang Seng's room with half-exposed fragrant shoulders. The maid ran out of the room and headed for the backyard, and disappeared after a while.

"You got a monster to go to Tang Seng's room?" asked the Holy Mother of Lishan.

"Isn't the scholar's storybook often writing about the poignant love between the scholar and the vixen! I think Tang Priest doesn't like widows, he doesn't like young girls, maybe he likes foxes!" Xiao Longnv shook her head and said, "I didn't expect Tang Priest to not like vixies either? Maybe he likes fairies and princesses, and pretty boys can also try."

Seeing that Xiaolongnu's words became more and more outrageous, Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Miao Miao, I haven't seen your master for a while, maybe I should go to him for 33 days to catch up with him."

"Maybe I haven't seen Shizu for a long time, so Uncle Shi is waiting? Let's go together, Lele!" Xiao Longnv put away the script, with a cute and cute face.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that her senior brother, Daoist Yuding, was not a strict teacher.When Master Yuding accepted Yang Jian, he had a generous temperament. At that time, Yang Jian was devoted to saving his mother, and he did not need strict supervision from his master, so he would pursue improvement.Even if he can't be strict with his disciples, Master Yuding will be even less majestic to his younger disciples.

But she is a senior, if she goes to her nephew to sue her grandnephew, she will feel a bit humiliated!

"My disciple, Jin Zha, hasn't been back to visit his parents for a long time, so he should go back in a few days, and catch up with his big brother Yang Jian by the way." Manjushri laughed.

Xiao Longnv's body froze when she heard the words, and she took two steps back: Masters and uncles really cared about that smelly Tang Seng, she didn't do anything to Tang Seng, she just rushed to vent her anger on Tang Seng first, how stingy!

"Well, let Mu Zha go together." Samantabhadra Bodhisattva also said, "Mu Zha, when you see your elder brother, you must praise Xiao Lele in front of him. Now Xiao Lele is really more sensible, All vixens and beautiful boys know about it."

The little dragon girl has hidden behind the Holy Mother of Lishan: "Holy Mother, what smells so good on you, Lele likes it so much! Holy Mother, I have never been to your ashram. Lele has nothing to do recently, so I can go to you Do you want to see the dojo?”

The three masters looked at each other, very satisfied in their hearts: Sure enough!There are still people in this world who can restrain the brat.

"You adults who are hundreds of thousands of years old still like to make small reports, a little bit~" Seeing that the three masters did not continue to speak, Xiao Longnv poked her head out from behind the Holy Mother of Lishan and made a grimace.

The three masters froze, despite the fact that Xiaolongnv is an old child who is over 600 years old and dares to peek at pornographic scripts. In front of her elders who are tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years old, it is obvious that over 1000 years old is still a child. The little cubs are gone.The little dragon girl used her identity as a little cub quite well, and she was very naughty.

The Holy Mother of Lishan pressed Xiaolongnv's shoulder, signaling her not to be arrogant because of favors, so as not to overturn the car.

On that side, Tang Seng had been helped back to the room by Monk Sha, packed his things, and was about to leave overnight.

"Master, where did the second senior brother go?" Sha Wujing was halfway packing up his things, and suddenly found that Zhu Bajie hadn't appeared, so he asked.

"I'm afraid that idiot has fallen asleep again, go and wake him up." Tang Seng said a little angrily.

"Master, don't worry, I'll go and have a look!" Sha Wujing ran to Zhu Bajie's room, but couldn't find anyone, and hurried back to Tang Seng, "Master, it's not good, the second senior brother is gone!"

"I'm afraid this idiot was hooked by a female goblin. Let's leave here first." Tang Seng lifted the package, but found that the package was dead and heavy. When he opened it, he found that there were two gold bricks inside.

If Tang Seng saw the burning coals, he took the two gold bricks out of the package and tied them again: "Go, go, let's leave here immediately."

"Could it be that Master suspects that this family was transformed by a monster?" Monk Sha asked in surprise.

Tang Seng didn't answer, but acquiesced, and after a while, he said with some regret: "If Wukong is here—hey~"

"Since Master misses Senior Brother, why not leave here first, and when Master reaches a safe place, I will go to Huaguo Mountain to call Senior Brother back and save Second Senior Brother." Sha Wujing carried his bag on his back and supported Tang Seng quietly. After leaving the yard, he led the white dragon horse and left through the side door.

The Holy Mother of Lishan entered Tang Seng's room with the three nobles and several juniors, and saw two gold bricks on the table.

Xiao Longnv put away the gold bricks and said, "That Tang Monk is really ignorant."

"You put the gold in Tang Monk's bag?" asked the Holy Mother of Lishan.

"The Holy Mother and Master Uncle said that they want to test whether Tang Monk will be greedy and lustful!" Xiaolongnv said convincingly, "If you say let him stay and enjoy the wealth, he may be embarrassed to agree. But if gold falls from the sky, maybe he will become greedy." Read it."

"Amitabha, Sanzang never coveted gold, nor did he covet women." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva smiled at the little dragon girl and said.

"If you don't be greedy, then don't be greedy. This proves that the master and uncle picked the Buddhist scriptures well." The little dragon girl said with a smile, "I heard that the golden cicada has reincarnated ten times in the mortal world in order to learn from the Western Paradise. I think it is very careful. Choose, how can it be so easy to shake the heart of learning from the scriptures."

"Then you still come up with random ideas, could it be to make fun of Sanzang?"

Xiao Longnv pouted and said: "Masters and uncles are really eccentric, you also tease him, why can't Lele play tricks on him. Isn't he going to go through ninety-nine hundred and eleven difficulties? I don't know how many difficulties there are? In fact, how many It doesn't matter if it's difficult, if it's a big deal, let's start over, Lele will let him go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties."

Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled instead of anger, "How are you doing?"

"I know that my uncle protected my uncle in front of the Jade Emperor, and Lele is also grateful. But my uncle wants my uncle to be Tang Seng's mount, so I am not happy." Xiaolongnv looked up at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Uncle Master I know, Lele has always preferred broken jade to nothing."

"For us practitioners, the most important thing is cause and effect, you should know it." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said leisurely.

"There are thousands of ways to repay kindness. If Monk Tang needs a mount so much, I can go to Jiuchongtian and ask the Jade Emperor for a heavenly horse." Xiaolongnv said, "Why should my uncle be a cow or a horse for him."

"Have you ever thought about why your grandfather would personally go to Tiangong to report on your uncle?"

Xiao Longnv really wanted to say that her grandpa must have been drunk, but in the end it was her own grandpa. It's okay to complain in private, but it's not enough to tell outsiders: "I don't know what your lords are planning, and I don't want to know. Anyway, who You can't use my uncle as a mount, anyone who dares to ride my uncle, I will ride him."

"Are you being unreasonable?"

"I'm a child, why do I have to reason with adults." When a child reasoned with an adult, he would definitely lose. The little dragon girl snorted softly, "Anyway, I don't care, I have already made up my mind. Grab Le, otherwise Le Lezong will have a way to deal with Tang Sanzang, maybe he will never be able to go to the West Paradise."

"Then I can only arrest you to see the Buddha, and ask the Buddha to deal with it!"

"Wow~ you bullied the children, and the three master uncles bullied one Lele, so shameful!" Xiaolongnv cried and said, "If the master uncles force me to go to Lingshan, I will let the six realms know about the master uncles. Bully the small with the big."

Manjusri Bodhisattva: I want to beat him up!

Puxian Bodhisattva: I want to beat him up!

Guanyin Bodhisattva: I want to beat him up!

"It's really not good to bully the small with the big." The Holy Mother of Lishan laughed, "Why don't you send your disciples to catch her back."

Manjusri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva: ...

Although the three bodhisattvas had disciples, none of the disciples had disciples.Although Xitian has Xiaolongnu's peers, those people are not capable of handling Xiaolongnu.As the No.1 disciple of the fourth generation of Yuxu Palace, Xiaolongnv has always been the favorite of the group. She has learned the top skills of the three religions, and she is armed from head to toe. Let alone her peers, with the addition of magic weapons, her There are not many teachers and uncles who can do nothing.

Don't look at Xiao Longnu's many elders who dislike her for being naughty, they may not know how to be happy in their hearts, thinking that this little guy has made him look good!Aside from other things, the real Yuding is always proud that his apprentice and grandson occupy the top three and fourth generations of disciples of Yuxu Palace respectively.

"We must go to Xitian Aolie, this is the agreement between Lingshan and Xihai." Guanyin Bodhisattva said.

Xiao Longnv pursed her lips and did not speak.

Xiao Longnv is not stupid, on the contrary she is very smart, she knows that her third uncle Ao Lie is a bit irritable and violent, so it is not uncommon for her to quarrel with her grandfather.However, he accidentally burned the pearl of the Dragon Palace, and even let his grandfather sue him to the heaven, which is really weird no matter how he looks at it.

It would not be surprising if Lingshan and Xihai made any deals. Although the Four Seas Dragon Palace is largely autonomous, it is ultimately under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court.As the third prince of Xihai, Ao Lie always needs a reason to go to Lingshan, so that Xihai cannot be charged with betraying the heavenly court.