Travels of the Little Dragon Girl [Comprehensive Myth]
Chapter 296 The Immortal Drunk
"Master, there is a ghost!" Zhao Bin tugged at Xiao Longnu's sleeve nervously.
"The primordial spirit is out of the body, not a ghost!" Xiao Longnv casually placed a barrier, not letting mortals notice the movement here.
Jianglong Arhat put his hips on his hips and said, "Little Dragon Girl, you, you, are you going too far! What did you give me to drink? I drank so much that I lost my soul!"
"The god of the wine fairy is drunk!" Xiaolongnv put her hands on her chin and said, "You used to not eat meat or drink, and if you want to invite you to drink, you don't drink. It's rare that you eat meat and drink now. I will treat you to the best Wine! Within the Six Realms, where can you find such a loyal friend like me?"
"Thank you so much, ancestor! You have said that this is the drunkenness of the gods. The gods will get drunk after drinking, and the mortals will die if they drink it! You see that you have messed with me now, and the soul is out of the body. You What should we do now?" Luohan Jianglong pointed to the dead man under the table and said.
Zhao Bin squatted down and checked the breath of the crazy monk: "Master, he is dead!"
"Who is dead, who is dead? Aren't I standing here properly?" Subduing Dragon Arhat argued, "Yang Qingmiao, think of a way, I can't keep doing this!"
"What's the problem?" Xiao Longnu blinked her eyes and said, "The crazy monk often rubs some leg-stretching pills for mortals to eat. It cures all diseases and cures all poisons, just rub one on yourself!"
"The primordial spirit is out of the body, the mind and soul are separated, don't talk about making a mud ball, you can't do anything if you dig a piece of meat from my body!" Jianglong Luohan said helplessly, "Daoji is just a mortal body, stretching his legs and staring at the pill is useful because of me The magic power. Mortals don't know the truth, don't you know it too?"
"Then why don't you lie down and I'll rub one for you." Xiao Longnu suggested.
Hearing the words, Jianglong Arhat quickly waved his hands and said, "Oh, no, if someone knows that you are rubbing mud balls on my body, I am afraid that God Erlang will chase me from the Jiuchongtian to Lingshan, and then beat me up in front of my Buddha." .”
"My father is busy in Jiuchongtian, will he come after you because you are so dirty that you can rub mud and make me sick?"
"Is this a question of whether you can rub mud on your body? This is a question of you rubbing mud on me! Do you remember that you are a little girl?" Jiang Long couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"What happened to the little girl? When we fought in Lingshan, you didn't call me a little girl!"
"Men and women are different, men and women can't kiss each other, didn't your father teach you?"
"Father said that girls can't be seen or touched by others, but he didn't say that they can't be touched by others?" Xiao Longnu said confidently, "Besides, you are a monk, what kind of man are you?"
Subduing Dragon Arhat: "...God, my Buddha, come and save me!"
"What's it called! It's just rubbing a pill, I'm too lazy to rub it for you!" Xiao Longnv folded her arms and said, "Anyway, I have an apprentice now, so if there is something, the disciple will do his best!"
Zhao Bin: ...
"Zhao Bin, you saw it. This is the master you want to worship after giving up on me, monk!" Jiang Long heard the words and immediately leaned in front of Zhao Bin and said, "Do you know what you missed? You had the opportunity to worship me, Jiang Long His Holiness’ disciples, but now they want to call an unreliable brat to be their master.”
"Who is unreliable?" Xiaolongnu dissatisfied, "Zhao Bin, don't listen to his nonsense, there are five hundred arhats on Lingshan, and there are Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, etc. on top of the arhats. He doesn't know where to put them in order. What! I’m different, I’m the fourth generation disciple of Yuxu Palace, and you become my apprentice, you’re the fifth generation disciple.”
"It's been five generations, how can it be better?" Jianglong Arhat retorted, "I'm the best among the Arhats, and the Venerable Jianglong among the Eighteen Arhats. My name is Jianglong, and she is a small dragon. Who do you think is the best?"
"That's not true, what is the best of the arhats, do you dare to say this on Lingshan? Venerable Jianglong, who has lived for tens of thousands of years, has not defeated me, a thousand-year-old little dragon. Five generations of disciples look at the seniority It’s smaller, but it’s more beneficial. My grand master’s ancestors were all saints, and my master’s ancestors were all Daluo Jinxians. My father and my uncle all hold important positions in the heavenly court, which is much better than their group of monks who recite scriptures.”
"Zhao Bin has a predestined relationship with Buddha, so he is my Buddhist disciple."
"Everyone you meet is destined, don't think I don't know that you have a lot of unnamed disciples." Xiaolongnv sneered, "How many venerables in your family are all from my Taoist sect leading the art westward, I just provoked a Zhao Bin now, you are in a hurry What?"
"Amitabha, my Buddha's magic power is boundless! Otherwise, how could the Daluo Jinxian become a Buddha?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! My ancestors fit the Tao with their bodies, and the Tao is the source of all dharmas! Our Taoist sect has great tolerance, and we are willing to live in all things, can't we?"
"My Buddha is merciful!"
"It's unreasonable! My ancestor is in harmony with the Tao, and the whole world is reincarnated, so it is truly compassionate." The little dragon girl snapped and threw the little spider on the table. !"
"I, I, I..." the little spider spoke incoherently.
Seeing that the little spider didn't say anything for a long time, the little dragon girl rolled up her sleeves and said, "You Buddha is merciful, and all living beings are equal. Look at him, he has practiced for 500 years, and he has never killed a living being. His chanting is smoother than a monk. Even I have cultivated the Buddha's light. But a few months ago, I was almost beaten to death by your Buddhist monks, why are you so merciful?"
The little spider nodded frantically.
Xiao Longnv started to speak, stepped on the stool and said: "I, Yang Qingmiao, a Taoist cultivator of the Sanqing sect, is the one who saves the suffering! Hmph~ little spider, tell him, right?"
"Master Shenjun is very merciful!" The little spider "chucked away" and fled to the back of the little dragon girl, and said in a small voice, "The monk is not very merciful!"
"It's unreasonable, which monk is so unruly and kills! How can he be willing to bear such a cute little spider. Tell me, Lord Buddha, I will help you clean him up!" Jiang Long said immediately.
The little spider probed his head and said, "Master Fahai of Jinshan Temple!"
Subduing Dragon Arhat: "..."
"Grandfather Buddha, hurry up and deal with him! Don't be careless!" Xiao Longnu taunted.
"Not now, Zen Master Fahai of Jinshan Temple has a great reputation!" Jiang Long said, "Among all Buddhist sects in the world, Fahai's reputation has surpassed that of my abbot master."
"You are the Dragon Subduing Arhat, so you won't be afraid of a great monk, right?" Zhao Bin couldn't help but ask.
"Of course Jianglong Luohan is not afraid of monks, but I can't go out of my body to trouble him, can I?" Jianglong said helplessly, "If I go to him as Daoji, I'm afraid it will be difficult. Fahai has an extraordinary status in Buddhism. , especially favored by the dignitaries in Beijing."
"A little bit, that's a confession!" Xiao Longnv turned her head and said to Zhao Bin, "See, the crazy monk can't do it, I slapped Fa Hai unconscious, he didn't even dare to trouble Fa Hai .”
"Master is the most powerful!" Zhao Bin said in admiration.
"What is she the most powerful, she is simply taking advantage of others' danger."
"How can I take advantage of others' danger? I went down to earth to experience calamities, and you also descended to earth to experience calamities, and I didn't rely on magic to bully others." Xiao Longnu said proudly.
"Daoji is a mortal body, you are the real body, how can it be the same?"
Xiao Longnu rubbed her chin: "You purposely provoke me with words, what kind of idea are you thinking? Let me tell you, my lord will not be fooled!"
Jianglong was a little depressed, the little boy was still so clever, he wanted to motivate the little dragon girl not to use her divine power to compete with him, but the little dragon girl was not fooled at all.
The two were arguing fiercely, but Jianglong shrank back into his body with a snap.Now he was reincarnated into a mortal womb, and occasionally his soul can come out of his body.But now that the physical body has drunk the pot of immortals, if the primordial spirit leaves the body for too long, it will really have to be reincarnated for a long time.
"Master, what should we do now?" Zhao Bin looked helplessly at the mad monk under the table who smelled of alcohol.
"Fight the drunken monk and send him to Lingyin Temple. Guangliang wants to catch him all day long, just right."
Zhao Bin hesitated, "Is this not good? What if the crazy monk is driven out of Lingyin Temple?"
"Don't worry, the abbot won't agree, Guangliang will at most cause some trouble for Daoji!" Xiao Longnv had met the abbot of Lingyin Temple, he was a very wise and foolish old monk.
"Then he said he drank some kind of immortal drunk, no matter if he's okay? He won't be drunk to death, right?"
"He's just scaring you, it's okay. You think that the reincarnation of Venerable Jianglong can really be drunk to death by a pot of immortal wine!"
Zhao Bin had no choice but to help send Daoji to Lingyin Temple. Seeing that Daoji was so drunk, Guang Liang was really angry.Asked his apprentice Biqing to pour water in the well directly, but he didn't wake up after splashing water, so he went to the abbot to complain.But when the abbot came, Daoji was not awake, so he was carried to the meditation room.
Daoji slept for three days, and even Guangliang was worried that he would wake up after being stung by a poisonous scorpion when he fell asleep.
"It's so good, why is there a poisonous scorpion in the temple?" Daoji grabbed the poisonous scorpion and said in surprise, "Could it be that the little dragon girl let it go? No, the little dragon girl should not be so cruel, so who wants to harm the monk?"
"Don't worry!" Daoji carried the poisonous scorpion to the back mountain and put it on the ground, "I'll let you go now, don't go to the temple to sting people anymore. If a mortal is stung by you, it will be fatal. !"
"Daoji, you really woke up!" Daoji had just released the scorpion that bit him, when he heard Guang Liang shout loudly behind him.
"Brother, what's the matter with you?"
"Drinking outside, getting drunk and sleeping for three days, you really went too far!" Guang Liang said with his hips on his hips, "Master punished you to go to the Great Compassion Building to copy scriptures for a month, and your supervisor will be purged!"
"Yes, master!" Biqing replied.
"Copying scriptures for a month, isn't that boring to death?" Daoji wondered if he would sneak out to avoid it, "Brother, I promised someone to go down the mountain to help see a doctor."
"Who is looking for you to see a doctor?" Guang Liang raised his eyebrows. "You don't have to see a doctor? Let me tell you that Xu Guanren, the wife and brother of Li Tutou in Qiantang Prefecture, and his wife opened a Baohetang in Renhe County. They have excellent medical skills. The key point is that the price is fair. After seeing the doctor, just grab the medicine, and if you tell me who has a patient, I will send someone to tell you immediately, and I don’t have to wait for you.”
"Brother, Baohetang can't cure that person's illness!"
"What disease is there that Baohetang can't cure? I heard that Dr. Xu's wife saved someone who died a few days ago." Guang Liang said, "Doctor Xu's lady is as beautiful as a fairy, and her medical skills are even better than Dr. Xu's." , now everyone says Mrs. Xu is Guanyin Bodhisattva who descended from the mortal world, so they call her the White Lady!"
"Bringing people back from the dead, Guanyin Bodhisattva descending to earth?" Daoji's eyes widened in surprise. There are more and more interesting people in Lin'an City.
Forget it, with him and Xiaolongnv around, no matter what kind of monsters and ghosts they are, they can be restrained.
After Yuanshen came out of his body, Daoji remembered a lot of things, such as the identity of the little dragon girl and their relationship.He knew very well in his heart that Xiao Longnv liked to see him make embarrassment, but she would not stay out of it if something happened.
"The primordial spirit is out of the body, not a ghost!" Xiao Longnv casually placed a barrier, not letting mortals notice the movement here.
Jianglong Arhat put his hips on his hips and said, "Little Dragon Girl, you, you, are you going too far! What did you give me to drink? I drank so much that I lost my soul!"
"The god of the wine fairy is drunk!" Xiaolongnv put her hands on her chin and said, "You used to not eat meat or drink, and if you want to invite you to drink, you don't drink. It's rare that you eat meat and drink now. I will treat you to the best Wine! Within the Six Realms, where can you find such a loyal friend like me?"
"Thank you so much, ancestor! You have said that this is the drunkenness of the gods. The gods will get drunk after drinking, and the mortals will die if they drink it! You see that you have messed with me now, and the soul is out of the body. You What should we do now?" Luohan Jianglong pointed to the dead man under the table and said.
Zhao Bin squatted down and checked the breath of the crazy monk: "Master, he is dead!"
"Who is dead, who is dead? Aren't I standing here properly?" Subduing Dragon Arhat argued, "Yang Qingmiao, think of a way, I can't keep doing this!"
"What's the problem?" Xiao Longnu blinked her eyes and said, "The crazy monk often rubs some leg-stretching pills for mortals to eat. It cures all diseases and cures all poisons, just rub one on yourself!"
"The primordial spirit is out of the body, the mind and soul are separated, don't talk about making a mud ball, you can't do anything if you dig a piece of meat from my body!" Jianglong Luohan said helplessly, "Daoji is just a mortal body, stretching his legs and staring at the pill is useful because of me The magic power. Mortals don't know the truth, don't you know it too?"
"Then why don't you lie down and I'll rub one for you." Xiao Longnu suggested.
Hearing the words, Jianglong Arhat quickly waved his hands and said, "Oh, no, if someone knows that you are rubbing mud balls on my body, I am afraid that God Erlang will chase me from the Jiuchongtian to Lingshan, and then beat me up in front of my Buddha." .”
"My father is busy in Jiuchongtian, will he come after you because you are so dirty that you can rub mud and make me sick?"
"Is this a question of whether you can rub mud on your body? This is a question of you rubbing mud on me! Do you remember that you are a little girl?" Jiang Long couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"What happened to the little girl? When we fought in Lingshan, you didn't call me a little girl!"
"Men and women are different, men and women can't kiss each other, didn't your father teach you?"
"Father said that girls can't be seen or touched by others, but he didn't say that they can't be touched by others?" Xiao Longnu said confidently, "Besides, you are a monk, what kind of man are you?"
Subduing Dragon Arhat: "...God, my Buddha, come and save me!"
"What's it called! It's just rubbing a pill, I'm too lazy to rub it for you!" Xiao Longnv folded her arms and said, "Anyway, I have an apprentice now, so if there is something, the disciple will do his best!"
Zhao Bin: ...
"Zhao Bin, you saw it. This is the master you want to worship after giving up on me, monk!" Jiang Long heard the words and immediately leaned in front of Zhao Bin and said, "Do you know what you missed? You had the opportunity to worship me, Jiang Long His Holiness’ disciples, but now they want to call an unreliable brat to be their master.”
"Who is unreliable?" Xiaolongnu dissatisfied, "Zhao Bin, don't listen to his nonsense, there are five hundred arhats on Lingshan, and there are Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, etc. on top of the arhats. He doesn't know where to put them in order. What! I’m different, I’m the fourth generation disciple of Yuxu Palace, and you become my apprentice, you’re the fifth generation disciple.”
"It's been five generations, how can it be better?" Jianglong Arhat retorted, "I'm the best among the Arhats, and the Venerable Jianglong among the Eighteen Arhats. My name is Jianglong, and she is a small dragon. Who do you think is the best?"
"That's not true, what is the best of the arhats, do you dare to say this on Lingshan? Venerable Jianglong, who has lived for tens of thousands of years, has not defeated me, a thousand-year-old little dragon. Five generations of disciples look at the seniority It’s smaller, but it’s more beneficial. My grand master’s ancestors were all saints, and my master’s ancestors were all Daluo Jinxians. My father and my uncle all hold important positions in the heavenly court, which is much better than their group of monks who recite scriptures.”
"Zhao Bin has a predestined relationship with Buddha, so he is my Buddhist disciple."
"Everyone you meet is destined, don't think I don't know that you have a lot of unnamed disciples." Xiaolongnv sneered, "How many venerables in your family are all from my Taoist sect leading the art westward, I just provoked a Zhao Bin now, you are in a hurry What?"
"Amitabha, my Buddha's magic power is boundless! Otherwise, how could the Daluo Jinxian become a Buddha?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! My ancestors fit the Tao with their bodies, and the Tao is the source of all dharmas! Our Taoist sect has great tolerance, and we are willing to live in all things, can't we?"
"My Buddha is merciful!"
"It's unreasonable! My ancestor is in harmony with the Tao, and the whole world is reincarnated, so it is truly compassionate." The little dragon girl snapped and threw the little spider on the table. !"
"I, I, I..." the little spider spoke incoherently.
Seeing that the little spider didn't say anything for a long time, the little dragon girl rolled up her sleeves and said, "You Buddha is merciful, and all living beings are equal. Look at him, he has practiced for 500 years, and he has never killed a living being. His chanting is smoother than a monk. Even I have cultivated the Buddha's light. But a few months ago, I was almost beaten to death by your Buddhist monks, why are you so merciful?"
The little spider nodded frantically.
Xiao Longnv started to speak, stepped on the stool and said: "I, Yang Qingmiao, a Taoist cultivator of the Sanqing sect, is the one who saves the suffering! Hmph~ little spider, tell him, right?"
"Master Shenjun is very merciful!" The little spider "chucked away" and fled to the back of the little dragon girl, and said in a small voice, "The monk is not very merciful!"
"It's unreasonable, which monk is so unruly and kills! How can he be willing to bear such a cute little spider. Tell me, Lord Buddha, I will help you clean him up!" Jiang Long said immediately.
The little spider probed his head and said, "Master Fahai of Jinshan Temple!"
Subduing Dragon Arhat: "..."
"Grandfather Buddha, hurry up and deal with him! Don't be careless!" Xiao Longnu taunted.
"Not now, Zen Master Fahai of Jinshan Temple has a great reputation!" Jiang Long said, "Among all Buddhist sects in the world, Fahai's reputation has surpassed that of my abbot master."
"You are the Dragon Subduing Arhat, so you won't be afraid of a great monk, right?" Zhao Bin couldn't help but ask.
"Of course Jianglong Luohan is not afraid of monks, but I can't go out of my body to trouble him, can I?" Jianglong said helplessly, "If I go to him as Daoji, I'm afraid it will be difficult. Fahai has an extraordinary status in Buddhism. , especially favored by the dignitaries in Beijing."
"A little bit, that's a confession!" Xiao Longnv turned her head and said to Zhao Bin, "See, the crazy monk can't do it, I slapped Fa Hai unconscious, he didn't even dare to trouble Fa Hai .”
"Master is the most powerful!" Zhao Bin said in admiration.
"What is she the most powerful, she is simply taking advantage of others' danger."
"How can I take advantage of others' danger? I went down to earth to experience calamities, and you also descended to earth to experience calamities, and I didn't rely on magic to bully others." Xiao Longnu said proudly.
"Daoji is a mortal body, you are the real body, how can it be the same?"
Xiao Longnu rubbed her chin: "You purposely provoke me with words, what kind of idea are you thinking? Let me tell you, my lord will not be fooled!"
Jianglong was a little depressed, the little boy was still so clever, he wanted to motivate the little dragon girl not to use her divine power to compete with him, but the little dragon girl was not fooled at all.
The two were arguing fiercely, but Jianglong shrank back into his body with a snap.Now he was reincarnated into a mortal womb, and occasionally his soul can come out of his body.But now that the physical body has drunk the pot of immortals, if the primordial spirit leaves the body for too long, it will really have to be reincarnated for a long time.
"Master, what should we do now?" Zhao Bin looked helplessly at the mad monk under the table who smelled of alcohol.
"Fight the drunken monk and send him to Lingyin Temple. Guangliang wants to catch him all day long, just right."
Zhao Bin hesitated, "Is this not good? What if the crazy monk is driven out of Lingyin Temple?"
"Don't worry, the abbot won't agree, Guangliang will at most cause some trouble for Daoji!" Xiao Longnv had met the abbot of Lingyin Temple, he was a very wise and foolish old monk.
"Then he said he drank some kind of immortal drunk, no matter if he's okay? He won't be drunk to death, right?"
"He's just scaring you, it's okay. You think that the reincarnation of Venerable Jianglong can really be drunk to death by a pot of immortal wine!"
Zhao Bin had no choice but to help send Daoji to Lingyin Temple. Seeing that Daoji was so drunk, Guang Liang was really angry.Asked his apprentice Biqing to pour water in the well directly, but he didn't wake up after splashing water, so he went to the abbot to complain.But when the abbot came, Daoji was not awake, so he was carried to the meditation room.
Daoji slept for three days, and even Guangliang was worried that he would wake up after being stung by a poisonous scorpion when he fell asleep.
"It's so good, why is there a poisonous scorpion in the temple?" Daoji grabbed the poisonous scorpion and said in surprise, "Could it be that the little dragon girl let it go? No, the little dragon girl should not be so cruel, so who wants to harm the monk?"
"Don't worry!" Daoji carried the poisonous scorpion to the back mountain and put it on the ground, "I'll let you go now, don't go to the temple to sting people anymore. If a mortal is stung by you, it will be fatal. !"
"Daoji, you really woke up!" Daoji had just released the scorpion that bit him, when he heard Guang Liang shout loudly behind him.
"Brother, what's the matter with you?"
"Drinking outside, getting drunk and sleeping for three days, you really went too far!" Guang Liang said with his hips on his hips, "Master punished you to go to the Great Compassion Building to copy scriptures for a month, and your supervisor will be purged!"
"Yes, master!" Biqing replied.
"Copying scriptures for a month, isn't that boring to death?" Daoji wondered if he would sneak out to avoid it, "Brother, I promised someone to go down the mountain to help see a doctor."
"Who is looking for you to see a doctor?" Guang Liang raised his eyebrows. "You don't have to see a doctor? Let me tell you that Xu Guanren, the wife and brother of Li Tutou in Qiantang Prefecture, and his wife opened a Baohetang in Renhe County. They have excellent medical skills. The key point is that the price is fair. After seeing the doctor, just grab the medicine, and if you tell me who has a patient, I will send someone to tell you immediately, and I don’t have to wait for you.”
"Brother, Baohetang can't cure that person's illness!"
"What disease is there that Baohetang can't cure? I heard that Dr. Xu's wife saved someone who died a few days ago." Guang Liang said, "Doctor Xu's lady is as beautiful as a fairy, and her medical skills are even better than Dr. Xu's." , now everyone says Mrs. Xu is Guanyin Bodhisattva who descended from the mortal world, so they call her the White Lady!"
"Bringing people back from the dead, Guanyin Bodhisattva descending to earth?" Daoji's eyes widened in surprise. There are more and more interesting people in Lin'an City.
Forget it, with him and Xiaolongnv around, no matter what kind of monsters and ghosts they are, they can be restrained.
After Yuanshen came out of his body, Daoji remembered a lot of things, such as the identity of the little dragon girl and their relationship.He knew very well in his heart that Xiao Longnv liked to see him make embarrassment, but she would not stay out of it if something happened.
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