Having lost a chance to become famous, Xiao Longnv was lost for a while, and then forgot about it.After seeing Huang Feihu, she secretly tricked her uncle Huang Tianhua to accompany her to Wenchang Pavilion to study. On the second day, Xiaolongnu had Nezha and Huang Tianhua as classmates.
"It's Nezha who is obviously taking pleasure in other's misfortune, why did you trick me into accompanying me?" Huang Tianhua murmured in a low voice while taking a break.
"Uncle Nezha likes to gloat so much, so I asked him to pay for his studies. But when Uncle Nezha came to study, Uncle Huang would definitely laugh at Uncle Nezha. I thought about it. For our friendship, we still have difficulties. Let's go!" Xiao Longnv patted Huang Tianhua and said, "Uncle Master, Lele will not favor one person over another!"
Nezha and Huang Tianhua were enemies and brothers in the early years. Later, they both became saints in the flesh and became the vanguard officials of the Heavenly Palace. The way of daily communication is to step on each other's pain points.
"Oh, then I really thank you!" Huang Tianhua said weakly.
Although Nezha and Huang Tianhua are lively and the other is grumpy, their sitting skills are obviously much better than Xiaolongnv's, and they don't want Xiaolongnv to be as biased.Every time the math class specially held for Xiaolongnu, it became a happy moment for Nezha and Huang Tianhua when Xiaolongnu suffered.
Have you ever seen nine hundred and ninety-nine minus 99 nine to take out a large bag of pearls?The key will be counted wrong!Arithmetic problems turned out to be Xiaolongnv's Buddhist bean-picking class. Wenqu Xingjun was very worried that Xiaolongnv did not learn arithmetic well and became a Buddhist.
"If Tian Wen Qu Xingjun came up with millions of additions and subtractions, wouldn't Lele have to count days and nights?" Nezha rested his chin on one hand and watched Xiao Longnv count pearls.
Wenchang Emperor and Wenqu Xingjun were summoned temporarily, left questions for Xiaolongnu and left, not in Wenchang Pavilion at the moment.
"No, I think it might be Lele who can't stand it first and blows Xingjun's head off." Huang Tianhua guessed.
The two were discussing this issue, but Xiao Longnu lost her grip, and the pearl in her palm fell down again.
Nezha and Huang Tianhua looked at each other: How many times is this today?
Just when Nezha and Huang Tianhua thought that Xiao Longnv was going to start over, Xiao Longnv suddenly pushed the pearl and rolled it all over the floor: "Lele don't learn arithmetic! Lele hates Daddy!"
Before Nezha and Huang Tianhua could react, Xiao Longnu had already run away crying.
"Nezha, will Lele be okay?"
"Emperor Wenchang and Lord Wenqu Xing are not in the pavilion. I'll go after Lele, and you go to Senior Brother Yang." Nezha got up and said.
"Your Majesty summoned all the ministers to discuss matters, and the elder brother may not be in the mansion."
"Then go to Mingyu Palace to ask Ming Shengdijun!" Nezha said and chased after him.
The little dragon girl who plays truant doesn't want to go where there are people, but only goes to that secluded place.Standing under a tree, weeping and kicking the roots: "I hate my father, I hate math, Lele don't want to study!"
"You baby, why are you crying here alone, what about your adults?"
Xiao Longnv turned around and saw that she was a little fairy with monkey hair all over her body and with monkey hair on her face, she raised her hand to touch her tears and said, "Who are you, meddling in my business again?"
"Little baby has no experience. I am appointed by the Jade Emperor to be Ma Wen, so why don't you meet my majesty quickly." The Monkey Immortal said with one hand on his hips, looking at the little dragon girl in a spirited manner.
Xiao Longnv couldn't help laughing through her tears when she heard the words: "Where did the monster monkey come from, to ask me to greet you. Hmph~ I am young, and I usually call everyone who meets me to salute and call you grandpa, uncle, you little monster monkey!" He even came to take advantage of me."
"I heard from Taibai Jinxing that respect is the most important thing in Tiangong. What kind of young monarch and what kind of official position do you have to not greet my grandson?" Monkey Immortal wondered.
"Young Lord is not an official position, but my father is Erlang Zhenjun who is in charge of the law in Tiangong." Xiao Longnv also said with her hands on her hips, "Usually Tiangong is like you and other low-ranking officials, so you should meet me first. Please please my king, It will benefit you in the future."
"Oh, so it's a second-generation official. I'm a colleague of your father, so you should come to salute." Monkey Immortal nodded.
"You monkey, you are really whimsical. In the palace of heaven, there is no mention of official rank, and His Majesty the Jade Emperor is respected. Down below are the emperors and true emperors, and then down are the star emperors, heavenly emperors, and Yuanjun with indeterminate grades. " Xiaolongnv said, "You have no rank and no rank, even if you are not a king, how dare you call yourself a colleague with my father."
"Bi Ma is gentle and has no rank, isn't he a great official?" Monkey Immortal asked angrily.
Xiao Longnv said: "How old are you? Are you from the lower world? Have you been deceived? My father always said that I was easily deceived by others. I think you are easier to be deceived than me. Bi Mawen is a royal horse The one who keeps the horses!"
Xiao Longnv's three consecutive questions were like ten thousand arrows piercing through the heart, breaking Monkey Immortal's heart into pieces, and said angrily: "Well, you Taibaijinxing, how dare you lie to my grandson!"
"So it was Taibai Jinxing who lied to you? It's so pitiful. The whole heaven knows that Taibai Jinxing is the biggest fool in Jiuchongtian. Lele has never been deceived by him since she was a hundred years old."
Thinking back when Xiao Longnu first entered the Heavenly Court, she was fooled by Taibai Jinxing a few times. Of course, in the end, Xiao Longnu found out that she was cheated and went back to beat him up.Taibai Jinxing's status is not as good as that of Zhenjun Erlang, so filing a lawsuit would at most make Xiaolongnv get scolded.The little dragon girl is protected by the emperor again, Taibai Jinxing can only consider herself unlucky.
Later, Xiao Longnv was not so easily deceived, and Taibai Jinxing didn't have the courage to fool her, so let's live in harmony!
"What a Jade Emperor, what a Taibai Jinxing, so despised a virtuous person! I am a majestic Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, how much respect and happiness are there in the cave, how can I be a groom for him!"
"Huaguo Mountain?" Xiaolongnv tilted her head and thought for a while, "Oh, you are the monster monkey who blackmailed my grandfathers and killed my seductress from the nether world!"
"Little boy, you also know my grandson?"
"I know, the monkey who robs, blackmails and kills!" Xiaolongnv said in a melodious tone, "My father said that robbers are bad people, so you monkeys are not good people!"
"Little one, do you know what I'm talking about? How did my monkey tribe provoke you? The Dragon Palace of the East China Sea is very rich. The old Dragon King and I have been neighbors for many years and asked him for a weapon and armor. He even said it everywhere, so stingy! "
"Hmph~ Back then, my father fought with that white ape spirit Yuan Hong. He couldn't beat him and fled back to his lair, but he instigated his monkey soldiers to throw stones at me to bully the few, and he died! As for you—" the little dragon girl paused He paused and said, "Extortion is blackmail, what are you asking for. Could it be that you can't do without parents and teachers? You didn't even prepare a satisfactory weapon and armor for you."
"Who is Yuan Hong?"
"It's a very powerful monster monkey. Now it's the four wastes of the heavens, but it's not as good as me." Marwin."
"Ahhh~ I'm so angry with my old grandson!" The Monkey Immortal jumped up and down in anger.
"Who made it so that you didn't catch up with the good times! If you were a thousand years earlier, you might be able to be a star king." Xiao Longnv said, "I asked you a question, why didn't you answer me?"
"I am a stone monkey, without father and mother." Monkey Immortal said quickly.
"So there are people without parents?" Xiao Longnu asked curiously, "What about your master? Your master didn't prepare any weapons for you?"
The Monkey Immortal talked about him from left to right, but did not answer when he mentioned Master.
Xiao Longnv shook her head and said, "It seems that you not only have no father or mother, but you don't even have a master."
"Who says my grandson doesn't have a master?" The Monkey Immortal said in disbelief, "Only my master is not allowed to tell where the master came from."
"Could it be that you're afraid that you'll embarrass him?" Xiao Longnu rubbed her chin and said, "Hey~ Your master is really good-faced and stingy, even if you're afraid of embarrassing him, why didn't you even prepare weapons when your disciple was born? The uncle left the division, and the uncles and uncles all prepared weapons and magic weapons early! For example, my uncle Nezha, his master prepared a lot of magic weapons for him."
"But those scraps of metal are treasures!" The Monkey Fairy said disdainfully, but felt a little sour in his heart.
Could it be that his master really disliked him and was ashamed, so he was not allowed to say where he was from?Why does everyone's master give magic weapons, but his master doesn't?Ah, no!Almost got caught by this little guy.As the saying goes, one day is a teacher and a life is a father. The master taught him skills, and he treated him very well.What weapons and the like, probably forgot!
"What kind of rags, are you ignorant?" Xiao Longnv shook her wrist, "See? This is the Dinghai Pearl, which emits five colors of light, dazzles the five senses of the enemy's spiritual sense, and is as powerful as the power of the four seas. It was granted by the Taoist ancestor back then. One of my uncle’s magic treasures was later given to me. Regardless of cultivating Taoism or Buddhism, the master will not give you a few magic treasures when the disciple goes out. Either your master doesn’t like you, or he is as poor as you and wants to be robbed.”
"Yeah~ I'm so angry, you little baby is so hurtful, and tell your father to come out, my grandson wants to ask him how to teach his daughter."
"I'm just telling the truth, and I'll open your eyes by the way. Why bother to get angry! My father is very busy, so everyone can see it? You are a Bi Mawen, and you can't reach my father even if you send a post to the Zhenjun's mansion." In front of you. It is already a stroke of luck to meet this Young Master today, people in this heaven like to distinguish between superiors and inferiors, and not everyone like me is willing to talk to you to relieve boredom."
"You—you go, my old grandson doesn't hit little babies!"
"If you want to fight, you may not be the opponent!" Seeing the Monkey Fairy turned his face, Xiao Longnu said angrily, "You are a monster monkey from the world, my king will still be afraid of you?"
"Ahhh~" The Monkey Fairy was so angry that he scratched the monkey's fur, and conjured up the Ruyi Golden Cudgel (Dinghaishenzhen), and rushed all the way to the Nantianmen, whoever blocked him.
Xiao Longnu thought to herself: If I go to Xueying Palace, I'm afraid I will be arrested by my father in a short while.If you skip class today, it's fine if you get scolded and beaten. I'm afraid you have to take some arithmetic class tomorrow. Why don't you follow the monster monkey and hide in the lower realm, so that your father can't find it, and you can enjoy yourself for a few days.
Xiao Longnu had a plan in her mind, she turned into a little bee and flew to the Monkey Fairy's head, hiding on his monkey hair.The Monkey Fairy was so angry that he didn't realize it, so he went all the way out of the Nantian Gate and went straight to Huaguo Mountain, his old nest.
When he arrived at Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey Immortal saw that the four demon generals he sealed before he left and the cave demon kings were performing soldiers and horses according to his orders, and shouted: "Little ones, my old grandson is back!"
The monkeys welcomed the king into the water curtain cave, invited the monkey king to take his seat, and held a banquet to welcome him.The Monkey King is not a Monkey Fairy, it is more majestic to be a Monkey King.
As soon as they entered the cave, the monster kings and monkeys from all the caves came to pay homage, and said in one voice, "Congratulations, you have been to the upper realm for more than ten years, but you have returned home?"
The Monkey King wondered, "I've only been walking for half a month, how can it be more than ten years?"
"It's Nezha who is obviously taking pleasure in other's misfortune, why did you trick me into accompanying me?" Huang Tianhua murmured in a low voice while taking a break.
"Uncle Nezha likes to gloat so much, so I asked him to pay for his studies. But when Uncle Nezha came to study, Uncle Huang would definitely laugh at Uncle Nezha. I thought about it. For our friendship, we still have difficulties. Let's go!" Xiao Longnv patted Huang Tianhua and said, "Uncle Master, Lele will not favor one person over another!"
Nezha and Huang Tianhua were enemies and brothers in the early years. Later, they both became saints in the flesh and became the vanguard officials of the Heavenly Palace. The way of daily communication is to step on each other's pain points.
"Oh, then I really thank you!" Huang Tianhua said weakly.
Although Nezha and Huang Tianhua are lively and the other is grumpy, their sitting skills are obviously much better than Xiaolongnv's, and they don't want Xiaolongnv to be as biased.Every time the math class specially held for Xiaolongnu, it became a happy moment for Nezha and Huang Tianhua when Xiaolongnu suffered.
Have you ever seen nine hundred and ninety-nine minus 99 nine to take out a large bag of pearls?The key will be counted wrong!Arithmetic problems turned out to be Xiaolongnv's Buddhist bean-picking class. Wenqu Xingjun was very worried that Xiaolongnv did not learn arithmetic well and became a Buddhist.
"If Tian Wen Qu Xingjun came up with millions of additions and subtractions, wouldn't Lele have to count days and nights?" Nezha rested his chin on one hand and watched Xiao Longnv count pearls.
Wenchang Emperor and Wenqu Xingjun were summoned temporarily, left questions for Xiaolongnu and left, not in Wenchang Pavilion at the moment.
"No, I think it might be Lele who can't stand it first and blows Xingjun's head off." Huang Tianhua guessed.
The two were discussing this issue, but Xiao Longnu lost her grip, and the pearl in her palm fell down again.
Nezha and Huang Tianhua looked at each other: How many times is this today?
Just when Nezha and Huang Tianhua thought that Xiao Longnv was going to start over, Xiao Longnv suddenly pushed the pearl and rolled it all over the floor: "Lele don't learn arithmetic! Lele hates Daddy!"
Before Nezha and Huang Tianhua could react, Xiao Longnu had already run away crying.
"Nezha, will Lele be okay?"
"Emperor Wenchang and Lord Wenqu Xing are not in the pavilion. I'll go after Lele, and you go to Senior Brother Yang." Nezha got up and said.
"Your Majesty summoned all the ministers to discuss matters, and the elder brother may not be in the mansion."
"Then go to Mingyu Palace to ask Ming Shengdijun!" Nezha said and chased after him.
The little dragon girl who plays truant doesn't want to go where there are people, but only goes to that secluded place.Standing under a tree, weeping and kicking the roots: "I hate my father, I hate math, Lele don't want to study!"
"You baby, why are you crying here alone, what about your adults?"
Xiao Longnv turned around and saw that she was a little fairy with monkey hair all over her body and with monkey hair on her face, she raised her hand to touch her tears and said, "Who are you, meddling in my business again?"
"Little baby has no experience. I am appointed by the Jade Emperor to be Ma Wen, so why don't you meet my majesty quickly." The Monkey Immortal said with one hand on his hips, looking at the little dragon girl in a spirited manner.
Xiao Longnv couldn't help laughing through her tears when she heard the words: "Where did the monster monkey come from, to ask me to greet you. Hmph~ I am young, and I usually call everyone who meets me to salute and call you grandpa, uncle, you little monster monkey!" He even came to take advantage of me."
"I heard from Taibai Jinxing that respect is the most important thing in Tiangong. What kind of young monarch and what kind of official position do you have to not greet my grandson?" Monkey Immortal wondered.
"Young Lord is not an official position, but my father is Erlang Zhenjun who is in charge of the law in Tiangong." Xiao Longnv also said with her hands on her hips, "Usually Tiangong is like you and other low-ranking officials, so you should meet me first. Please please my king, It will benefit you in the future."
"Oh, so it's a second-generation official. I'm a colleague of your father, so you should come to salute." Monkey Immortal nodded.
"You monkey, you are really whimsical. In the palace of heaven, there is no mention of official rank, and His Majesty the Jade Emperor is respected. Down below are the emperors and true emperors, and then down are the star emperors, heavenly emperors, and Yuanjun with indeterminate grades. " Xiaolongnv said, "You have no rank and no rank, even if you are not a king, how dare you call yourself a colleague with my father."
"Bi Ma is gentle and has no rank, isn't he a great official?" Monkey Immortal asked angrily.
Xiao Longnv said: "How old are you? Are you from the lower world? Have you been deceived? My father always said that I was easily deceived by others. I think you are easier to be deceived than me. Bi Mawen is a royal horse The one who keeps the horses!"
Xiao Longnv's three consecutive questions were like ten thousand arrows piercing through the heart, breaking Monkey Immortal's heart into pieces, and said angrily: "Well, you Taibaijinxing, how dare you lie to my grandson!"
"So it was Taibai Jinxing who lied to you? It's so pitiful. The whole heaven knows that Taibai Jinxing is the biggest fool in Jiuchongtian. Lele has never been deceived by him since she was a hundred years old."
Thinking back when Xiao Longnu first entered the Heavenly Court, she was fooled by Taibai Jinxing a few times. Of course, in the end, Xiao Longnu found out that she was cheated and went back to beat him up.Taibai Jinxing's status is not as good as that of Zhenjun Erlang, so filing a lawsuit would at most make Xiaolongnv get scolded.The little dragon girl is protected by the emperor again, Taibai Jinxing can only consider herself unlucky.
Later, Xiao Longnv was not so easily deceived, and Taibai Jinxing didn't have the courage to fool her, so let's live in harmony!
"What a Jade Emperor, what a Taibai Jinxing, so despised a virtuous person! I am a majestic Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, how much respect and happiness are there in the cave, how can I be a groom for him!"
"Huaguo Mountain?" Xiaolongnv tilted her head and thought for a while, "Oh, you are the monster monkey who blackmailed my grandfathers and killed my seductress from the nether world!"
"Little boy, you also know my grandson?"
"I know, the monkey who robs, blackmails and kills!" Xiaolongnv said in a melodious tone, "My father said that robbers are bad people, so you monkeys are not good people!"
"Little one, do you know what I'm talking about? How did my monkey tribe provoke you? The Dragon Palace of the East China Sea is very rich. The old Dragon King and I have been neighbors for many years and asked him for a weapon and armor. He even said it everywhere, so stingy! "
"Hmph~ Back then, my father fought with that white ape spirit Yuan Hong. He couldn't beat him and fled back to his lair, but he instigated his monkey soldiers to throw stones at me to bully the few, and he died! As for you—" the little dragon girl paused He paused and said, "Extortion is blackmail, what are you asking for. Could it be that you can't do without parents and teachers? You didn't even prepare a satisfactory weapon and armor for you."
"Who is Yuan Hong?"
"It's a very powerful monster monkey. Now it's the four wastes of the heavens, but it's not as good as me." Marwin."
"Ahhh~ I'm so angry with my old grandson!" The Monkey Immortal jumped up and down in anger.
"Who made it so that you didn't catch up with the good times! If you were a thousand years earlier, you might be able to be a star king." Xiao Longnv said, "I asked you a question, why didn't you answer me?"
"I am a stone monkey, without father and mother." Monkey Immortal said quickly.
"So there are people without parents?" Xiao Longnu asked curiously, "What about your master? Your master didn't prepare any weapons for you?"
The Monkey Immortal talked about him from left to right, but did not answer when he mentioned Master.
Xiao Longnv shook her head and said, "It seems that you not only have no father or mother, but you don't even have a master."
"Who says my grandson doesn't have a master?" The Monkey Immortal said in disbelief, "Only my master is not allowed to tell where the master came from."
"Could it be that you're afraid that you'll embarrass him?" Xiao Longnu rubbed her chin and said, "Hey~ Your master is really good-faced and stingy, even if you're afraid of embarrassing him, why didn't you even prepare weapons when your disciple was born? The uncle left the division, and the uncles and uncles all prepared weapons and magic weapons early! For example, my uncle Nezha, his master prepared a lot of magic weapons for him."
"But those scraps of metal are treasures!" The Monkey Fairy said disdainfully, but felt a little sour in his heart.
Could it be that his master really disliked him and was ashamed, so he was not allowed to say where he was from?Why does everyone's master give magic weapons, but his master doesn't?Ah, no!Almost got caught by this little guy.As the saying goes, one day is a teacher and a life is a father. The master taught him skills, and he treated him very well.What weapons and the like, probably forgot!
"What kind of rags, are you ignorant?" Xiao Longnv shook her wrist, "See? This is the Dinghai Pearl, which emits five colors of light, dazzles the five senses of the enemy's spiritual sense, and is as powerful as the power of the four seas. It was granted by the Taoist ancestor back then. One of my uncle’s magic treasures was later given to me. Regardless of cultivating Taoism or Buddhism, the master will not give you a few magic treasures when the disciple goes out. Either your master doesn’t like you, or he is as poor as you and wants to be robbed.”
"Yeah~ I'm so angry, you little baby is so hurtful, and tell your father to come out, my grandson wants to ask him how to teach his daughter."
"I'm just telling the truth, and I'll open your eyes by the way. Why bother to get angry! My father is very busy, so everyone can see it? You are a Bi Mawen, and you can't reach my father even if you send a post to the Zhenjun's mansion." In front of you. It is already a stroke of luck to meet this Young Master today, people in this heaven like to distinguish between superiors and inferiors, and not everyone like me is willing to talk to you to relieve boredom."
"You—you go, my old grandson doesn't hit little babies!"
"If you want to fight, you may not be the opponent!" Seeing the Monkey Fairy turned his face, Xiao Longnu said angrily, "You are a monster monkey from the world, my king will still be afraid of you?"
"Ahhh~" The Monkey Fairy was so angry that he scratched the monkey's fur, and conjured up the Ruyi Golden Cudgel (Dinghaishenzhen), and rushed all the way to the Nantianmen, whoever blocked him.
Xiao Longnu thought to herself: If I go to Xueying Palace, I'm afraid I will be arrested by my father in a short while.If you skip class today, it's fine if you get scolded and beaten. I'm afraid you have to take some arithmetic class tomorrow. Why don't you follow the monster monkey and hide in the lower realm, so that your father can't find it, and you can enjoy yourself for a few days.
Xiao Longnu had a plan in her mind, she turned into a little bee and flew to the Monkey Fairy's head, hiding on his monkey hair.The Monkey Fairy was so angry that he didn't realize it, so he went all the way out of the Nantian Gate and went straight to Huaguo Mountain, his old nest.
When he arrived at Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey Immortal saw that the four demon generals he sealed before he left and the cave demon kings were performing soldiers and horses according to his orders, and shouted: "Little ones, my old grandson is back!"
The monkeys welcomed the king into the water curtain cave, invited the monkey king to take his seat, and held a banquet to welcome him.The Monkey King is not a Monkey Fairy, it is more majestic to be a Monkey King.
As soon as they entered the cave, the monster kings and monkeys from all the caves came to pay homage, and said in one voice, "Congratulations, you have been to the upper realm for more than ten years, but you have returned home?"
The Monkey King wondered, "I've only been walking for half a month, how can it be more than ten years?"
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