Otherworld pastoral daily life

Chapter 51 Cooking Killer

"Don't worry, I just want to help you clean it, and I will never do any unnecessary actions." Tang Mu assured.

Do not do any unnecessary actions?Mi Le cut, "Do you think I'll believe you?" I'm also a man, so wouldn't he know a man's urine?I have never seen a pig run, but he has "eaten" a lot of pork.

"Okay," Tang Mu compromised, and after the previous sex, he really doubted his self-control, "Then I'll watch you here? I don't worry about you alone..."

"Get out! Get out! There's nothing to worry about, I'm not disabled. Also, I'm hungry, you don't expect me to cook dinner, do you?" Mi Le sat in the bathtub and drove him away impatiently.

"...I haven't cooked, can online shopping work? What do you want to eat?" Tang Mu's face hesitated for a while, and his expression was a little unnatural.

"..." Mi Le was expressionless, looking at him but not speaking.

"Huh~...Okay, let me do it, clear soup noodles are fine. I can challenge this simple one." Tang Mu prepared the clean clothes for Mi Le, walked out of the bathroom, and began to prepare for his life. Cooking for the first time.

The result of making things difficult for others at will is that Mi Le can only eat a bowl of broken pieces for dinner, which is almost mushy, with a broken egg flower added, the so-called "clear soup noodles".

Looking at the "face" in front of him, and looking at someone's embarrassing and shameless face, Mi Le still finished his drink with dignity.

Really drink, even if you want to pick up the broken noodles with chopsticks, you can't pick them up at all.Tears...

"Well, although the appearance is quite different, the taste is still good." Mi Le said vaguely, but silently added in his heart that it was more like batter than noodles, and he didn't even add salt...

But when I think about it, this is the "first time" for the general, so he doesn't seem to have anything to criticize, right?After all, it is a great honor to be able to cook a national general who is not touched by the sun...

Glory size!

In the early morning of the next day, after a night's rest, Mi Le, who has basically recovered except for some discomfort, looked angry at the messy kitchen that seemed to have been broken into by a thief.

"Tang, Mu!" He couldn't bear it any longer. He gritted his teeth and sprayed out someone's name word by word from the gap between his teeth. Those big bright eyes stared at him, and the light in his eyes was completely overwhelmed at this moment. replaced by anger.

What glory, what touch? !What the hell is that? !

Even if it is the National General, even Mi Le's fiancée "wife", it is an unforgivable crime to destroy his holy place - the kitchen's hatred!

Now, how on earth should he settle this account with him? 【gritting teeth】

"...Sorry." Sincerely, guilty, pitiful...

"..." It was a foul!Made a mistake and still dare to poke him cute?He is really shamefully being cute?Sadness flows against the river, is there any...

"...Clean up this place, and I'll forgive you." Mi Le added unwillingly when he heard himself say this, "As for the matter of moving in with me that you said yesterday, we should wait until after we get married." talk later."

Tang Mu: "..." Can we change the punishment?

Mi Le turned his head appreciatively, refusing to look at that soft and cute puppy-like pitiful eyes.

Cleaning is different from cooking, and it is not difficult.Mi Le originally thought that although Tang Mu was "clumsy", such a simple matter should not trouble him.

However, he didn't expect that he was still broken...

After Tang Mu almost turned the kitchen into a bathroom again, he was kicked out. The messy kitchen was still cleaned up by Mi Le alone...

After all, I did some overweight "physical work" yesterday, even though Mi Le's health has improved a lot after crossing, it's still not very comfortable.Especially since he was forced to clean up the kitchen for a long time, he had no energy to find any good ingredients.Therefore, for breakfast this day, there are only very simple noodles in clear soup, plus poached eggs.

"What's wrong? Doesn't suit your appetite? Or do you want to eat something else?" Seeing Tang Mu's listless look, his food was not as tasty as before, as if he was swallowing medicine, Mi Le couldn't help worrying he.

He... won't be sick, will he?

"...No." Tang Mu shook his head sullenly, and stopped talking.

"What's the matter? You talk."

"I..." Tang Mu wanted to say something, but when he remembered that he had worked so hard last night to make the batter that wasn't even lumpy, and looked at the noodles in front of him, his face was full of lovelessness .

"You're so anxious. Is there anything that we can't talk about? Just say what you want, don't make me rush!" It was the first time I saw him so awkward and hesitant, Mi Le couldn't help but think too much, thinking that his previous injury had worsened, and his life was in danger, so he couldn't sit still in a hurry.

His expression was so unlovable, how could he not be in a hurry and not think too much?It's crazy!

"That Mi Le..." Sensing Mi Le's unusual urgency, Tang Mu knew without thinking that it must be his melancholy effort that made this person think of going elsewhere.Therefore, although he was a little embarrassed, he gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't yesterday's 'noodles' particularly unpalatable..."

Noodle?Unpalatable?

Mi Le, who was already jumping in a hurry, was taken aback when he heard this.Where is this?

He followed someone's lowered head and saw the noodles that were almost smashed and the poached eggs that were "broken to pieces" in front of him, and then he understood what was going on.

"Is that why you're upset?" Mi Le heaved a sigh of relief, but at the same time couldn't help being a little funny. This person, even when he's having a fight, makes people so warm...

"You don't have to think too much. I wasn't able to cook so well at the beginning. It's all the result of practice making perfect. Practice more, maybe you can do better than me. What's more, it's good to have me at home to cook Oh, or do you not like my cooking?"

"No!" Tang Mu hurriedly shook his head, "Your food is the best I have ever eaten. But what you cook is what you cook, and I also want to cook for you occasionally, so that you can take a rest." Tang Mu Scratching his cheek with his index finger, he turned away shyly.

Of course, the most important thing is that Tang Mu feels that when they get married in the future, there must be many times when they are like yesterday, or even crazier.When the time comes, Mi Le will run out of energy, so it's up to him to take care of cooking, right?

Fortunately, Mi Le didn't know Tang Mu's trick, otherwise he would definitely vomit blood for him.

How else can I say that ignorance is bliss?A general who defends his home and country by force will understand that he has worked hard every day, and he will want to cook for him to make him relax, even if it is only occasionally, even if the food he cooks tastes very "different". , It also makes Mi Le sweet like honey.

"You... it's good if you have this heart. In fact, cooking is not a heavy job. I can do it by myself." Tang Mu was moved and his whole heart was warm, and he said that he did not misunderstand the person, although "the head of the family ” position is a bit precarious.

"No, I will do it!" Tang Mu's eyes were firm.Even if you only have the simplest noodles in clear soup, it is indispensable for a good "enjoyment"!

"Okay, I'll teach you!" Mi Le was full of joy, and was completely moved by him again.

Both of them felt that they had benefited, and after eating breakfast contentedly, they couldn't wait to start the "cooking" teaching.

Maybe it's because Tang Mu really doesn't have talent, Mi Le spends almost all of his time on it except for eating, sleeping, and working on the small online store.However, even after teaching for three days, Tang Mu still didn't understand.

For three days, according to the average person, even if they don't know any difficult cooking skills, they should be able to cook a simple dish next time.But this old man only learned how to roll and cook noodles. In the simplest clear noodle soup, even eggs and salt were added, and there was a lot of green onion.

As for the other seasonings, Mi Le wanted to slap his face when he thought of it.

I don't know why, as long as it is seasoning, after passing through the hands of this man, the tasteless noodles will become particularly lethal, and the taste is also extraordinarily wonderful, even sesame oil and soy sauce vinegar What, this is the simplest seasoning, after adding it, people will want to shi-shi after eating it...

Holy shit——!This person is not a funny guy sent by a monkey, but a cooking killer sent by the cursed god!Simply drunk!

Mi Le Yuanmu... Should he say that fortunately this person's "weapon" doesn't have salt, which is a must for diet?Although the taste is either salty or bland, at least it is still edible, right...

"...Do you want to try again?" Mi Le couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth when he saw the result of someone's challenge again, the pot of soup was like a potion made by a witch, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Tang Mu was silent for a while, "In cooking, is there any way to cook without adding seasoning?"

After three days of hard work, the observant General Tang Disarmed and Returned to Fields clearly knew where his "shortcomings" lay.

"No seasoning?" Mi Le's eyes twitched.You are so humble.

If the barbecue is not too fishy, ​​you can add no seasoning, just sprinkle some salt on it, even if he prepares the powder in advance and let you sprinkle it directly, but what you bake is called a paste on the outside; It can barely be counted as a portion, but your fire is either big or small, and the things you fry are extraordinarily different, making people not even have the courage to taste it...

There are also many dishes with reduced steps, so you only need to add salt. Have you ever had success?

Miller let out a sigh in his heart.

Frying, deep-frying, cooking, boiling, stewing... Which of the most famous methods of Chinese cuisine can be made delicious without a variety of seasonings?

What's even more frightening is that even if the simplified version can be done with a little salt, he will still fail if the procedures are complicated...

Seeing the other party's longing and slightly frustrated Lian, Mi Le thought about it, and finally chuckled, "Actually, clear soup noodles are pretty good, and you won't get tired of them no matter how you eat them."

Tang Mu looked at Mi Le, who was barely there at all, and then at his pot of strangely colored soup, "..."

"Besides, no one is perfect, just like your cooking skills are not as good as mine, and I can't beat you in martial arts. If you are worse than me in everything, then I will be so sad and inferior." Mi Le continued his efforts.

Tang Mu thought about it, felt a little comforted, and finally nodded reluctantly.

Miller: "..."