kiss my little dumb

The one-month honeymoon was Guan Xu's half-joke. There are still a lot of things waiting for her to decide in the company, and Jiang Qingtang also has to take several basic art courses to prepare for the start of school in September.

When he was not too busy, Guan Xu went to apply for a passport for Jiang Qingtang.

Guan Xu's good friend Luo Yimu decided to get married in August.

Both Guan Xu and Luo Yimu's parents live abroad. Luo Yimu's father has been in poor health in recent years and can't stand the long flight. Luo Yimu has very few friends in China, and Jian Ling's relatives have long since passed away. Well, it's only natural that this wedding should be held with Luo Yimu's parents.

As Luo Yimu's best friend, Guan Xu has no reason not to participate in Luo Yimu's life events, not only to attend Luo Yimu's wedding, but also to bring Jiang Qingtang back to show her parents a look.

Guan Xu is the only daughter in the family.

Guan Xu's father had a stubborn temper when he was young, and he didn't get along with Grandpa Guan, so he ran out alone in anger. Except for getting married and having children, he never came back to see the old man in his life, but when he learned that Guan Xu was going back to Jinling, he didn't stop him. Thinking about it, I feel guilty for not being filial to my father for so many years, and I have a temper that wants to save face, and I can't hold back my face.

Guan Xu's wedding was in a hurry, her parents didn't have time to attend, and she wanted to meet the person who married her daughter, just in time for this opportunity, of course Guan Xu had to bring Jiang Qingtang to meet the parents.

"What if...they don't like me...?" Jiang Qingtang asked uneasily.

Guan Xu laughed at her unfounded worry at such a young age, "Xiaotang is so cute, who wouldn't like it?"

Except for the group of fools in the Jiang family.

But Guan Xu had a hippie smile, not serious at all, Jiang Qingtang didn't believe her, and searched a lot of strategies on the Internet by herself, "What should a new daughter-in-law do when she sees her in-laws", "How does a new wife get along with her in-laws", "How does a new wife get along with her in-laws?" Like what do I do"...and so on.

Guan Xu inadvertently saw her browsing history, and laughed so hard.

Jiang Qingtang blushed and covered her mouth to prevent her from laughing, but was trapped in Guan Xu's arms, teasingly said: "Xiaotang is marrying me, not my parents, whether they like it or not , I like it, okay?"

"Then do you like me?" Jiang Qingtang asked back.

One sentence silenced Guan Xu, and he found an excuse to run away.

Jiang Qingtang looked at the back of Guan Xu leaving in a hurry, and sighed, feeling a sense of loss in her heart, but she couldn't say anything.

Since moving to the new house, she has gradually gotten used to sleeping in a separate room with Guan Xu, only the first few days she couldn't sleep.

There is a wall between her and Guan Xu's room, and the heads of their beds happen to be facing that wall. When they couldn't sleep at night, Jiang Qingtang would sit cross-legged on the head of the bed, leaning her ears on the wall and listening hard, trying to hear something Guan Xu said. Emotional breathing.

I don't know if it's a hallucination or real, but later I really heard a little while holding my breath, but there was no warmth like when two people shared the same pillow.

When they all kept silent about the word liking, they got along pretty well.

Guan Xu found a cook, cooked three meals a day, and left when finished. Other than that, it was Jiang Qingtang and Guan Xu's two-person world.

Although Jiang Qingtang is talented in painting, after all, she has not received systematic training, and she has to learn many things from the basics. She has five classes a week, and the schedule is very full. She concentrates on learning, and even the teacher praised her for making rapid progress.

With the lessons learned by Zheng Ruiming last time, this time Guan Xu looked for teachers for Jiang Qingtang, and he deliberately found female teachers who were married and had children, and had a certain teaching experience. He did not hire a private tutor, and let Jiang Qingtang study with his class. , so that Jiang Qingtang can get in touch with the outside world more and make more friends.

I did know one.

In the color class that day, a girl with short hair happened to be next to Jiang Qingtang, and accidentally threw the paint on Jiang Qingtang's white skirt.

It is inevitable that the painting will stain the clothes, and Jiang Qingtang also tied the apron in advance, but the paintbrush came from behind, and the water dipped in the brush splashed Jiang Qingtang's skirt, and the white skirt instantly turned into a flowery skirt.

"Sorry." The girl put down her pen to apologize, and immediately took a tissue and knelt down to wipe Jiang Qingtang's skirt, but the paint was already on it, so how could it be wiped clean?The girl was very patient, and used a paper towel to blot up the water on Jiang Qingtang's skirt bit by bit.

Asking the classmate to squat on the ground to wipe her skirt, Jiang Qingtang herself felt embarrassed, she twitched her skirt lightly, and whispered: "It's okay, don't need to wipe it."

But the girl held the skirt tightly, Jiang Qingtang twitched, but she didn't pull the skirt out of her hand.

The girl almost soaked up the water on her skirt with paper towels, stood up, bowed slightly and apologized to her, "I'm sorry, what brand is your skirt? I'll buy one tomorrow and pay you back."

"It's really unnecessary." Jiang Qingtang smiled shyly, "I... I don't know... what brand, you can continue to draw, this little thing is fine."

The girl squinted her eyes, obviously in disbelief.

When she was cleaning Jiang Qingtang's skirt just now, she paid special attention to the material of the skirt. The materials used are quite exquisite, and the stitches are much more regular and finer than ordinary brands. Of course, the price can be imagined, and it is by no means a "trivial matter" in Jiang Qingtang's mouth ".

The girl didn't talk about the compensation anymore, she just reached out to Jiang Qingtang and smiled slightly, "My name is Wei Xin, how about you?"

"Jiang Qingtang."

"Hi Jiang Qingtang, we know each other's names, we are friends now, you can call me Axin from now on."

"Ah Xin, hello."

Just by coincidence, Jiang Qingtang had her first friend in her life.

Wei Xin caused Jiang Qingtang to wear a dirty skirt to finish class all day, she felt sorry, bought a box of ice cream for Jiang Qingtang during the break, and the two leaned against the window to eat ice cream, Wei Xin asked Jiang Qingtang How big is Tang.

"Twenty." Jiang Qingtang bit the plastic spoon and said.

Wei Xin glanced at her in surprise, "I can't tell."

Jiang Qingtang smiled embarrassedly, "I'm too short, so I look young."

Wei Xin looked at Jiang Qingtang, nodded, "Indeed."

"little guy."

Jiang Qingtang: "..."

Wei Xin asked again: "Is this ice cream to your liking?"

"Well, it's sweet, and it's very milky." Jiang Qingtang especially likes to eat sweet and milky things, she couldn't stop mouthing after eating a box of ice cream, and licked the small spoon with her tongue inadvertently.

Wei Xin's eyes flickered, and he moved away calmly, "Just like it."

"I will often buy it for you in the future."

"How embarrassing to ask you to invite me all the time." Jiang Qingtang didn't pay attention to the emotion in her eyes, and said with a smile: "I will invite you next time."

"it is good."

……

After class, Jiang Qingtang and Wei Xin left the studio together, Guan Xu was waiting for her at the door of the studio early.

Guan Xu has a driver, but picking up Jiang Qingtang is her monopoly, and she never cheats on others.

……

Guan Xu came a little early, and the studio was not over yet. She was leaning against the wall and playing with her mobile phone. She was a tall and tall beauty, exuding an innate nobility, and she leaned lazily on a beautiful scenery.

Occasionally, a few boys from the studio came out halfway, and they couldn't help but look at Guan Xu more. One of them, Guan Xu licked the corners of his mouth at him deliberately mockingly. Looking back at Guan Xu from afar, he slammed into the wall with a bang, and when he came back, he told a few buddies in the studio that there was a big beauty outside, a stunning beauty.

Several of his brothers laughed at him, "I think you smashed your brain by putting on the wall? Where did you get the beauty? Are you dreaming?"

"Really! It's just outside! If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself!"

They sneaked out to take a look, and it turned out to be a beautiful woman. They came back swallowing their saliva, and spread the news in the studio, causing a commotion.

"Aren't you going out to have a look?" Wei Xin asked Jiang Qingtang.

Jiang Qingtang shook her head, "I don't want to see it."

What's so good about a beautiful woman?Sister Guan is a hundred times more beautiful than her, no, a thousand times.

Jiang Qingtang asked Wei Xin: "Why don't you go to see it?"

Wei Xin looked at Jiang Qingtang, with a smile on her lips, "There are beauties by my side, why do I need to look outside?"

Probably because Wei Xin was born with a cold and indifferent temperament, she looked cool, even if she said this, it didn't make Jiang Qingtang feel any discomfort, she just pursed her lips and smiled, and continued to draw.

So after class, when the two of them talked and laughed and walked to the door of the studio, they were stunned when they saw Guan Xu who was leaning against the wall and playing with his mobile phone.

Guan Xu raised his eyes and saw Jiang Qingtang coming out, put away his phone, stood up straight, looked at Jiang Qingtang with a smile, and waited for her to come.

Jiang Qingtang almost ran over, holding Guan Xu's arm, smiling resolutely: "Sister Guan? How long have you been here?"

"For a while." Guan Xu said with a smile, "Sister-in-law Zhang has something to do at home today, and no one is cooking, so I'll come over early, and we'll go to the supermarket to buy some food later."

"Good!" Jiang Qingtang cheered.

Wei Xin stood for a while and walked over, stopping not far from them, with a bag on one shoulder, hands in pockets, and looking at Guan Xu with his chin up.

"This is...?" Guan Xu narrowed his eyes.

"This is a friend I just met today, called Wei Xin." Jiang Qingtang smiled and introduced Wei Xin to Guan Xu, and then said to Wei Xin, "Ah Xin, this is..."

Before he had time to introduce Guan Xu's name, Wei Xin said, "Hello, Aunt Guan."

Guan Xu: "..."

Although I know that I am already an old cucumber with green paint, but I still feel inexplicably uncomfortable when my wife's classmates call me aunt in person.

"You are the daughter of the Wei family?" Guan Xu noticed Wei Xin's last name.

Wei Xin nodded lightly.

It turned out to be from the Wei family, no wonder they knew Guan Xu and called her Auntie, probably because her father brought her to meet Guan Xu at the party, but Guan Xu didn't have much impression of her.

"It turned out to be Miss Wei, thank you for taking care of Xiaotang." Guan Xu said politely.

The air was suddenly a little stuffy.

Jiang Qingtang didn't understand what happened, and said with a smile: "That's it for today, Xin, thank you for treating me to ice cream, see you tomorrow." After speaking, she took Guan Xu's arm and left first.

"What happened to your skirt?" Guan Xu asked as he walked.

"I accidentally got the paint on it when I was painting."

"It's just right, I sent some new clothes over, and you can try them on when you get home to see if they fit."

Seeing them walking away, Wei Xin remembered that Guan Xu got married a while ago, which caused a sensation in most of Jinling City.

It turned out that she married Jiang Qingtang.

Tch, the old cow eats the young grass, spoiling Jiang Qingtang for nothing.

In the past few years, the Wei family's share in Jinling has been eroded step by step by the Guan family, so Wei Xin also knows Guan Xu. Guan Xu has a soft face and a hard heart. Tang followed her, it was like a sheep entering the tiger's mouth.

It's just Jiang Qingtang, a silly and innocent little sheep, the tiger is grinding her teeth around her head, and she still calls her sister dear.

……

After getting in the car, Guan Xu asked Jiang Qingtang: "Wei Xin also learns painting here?"

"Yes." Jiang Qingtang was still in the excitement of making friends, "But I just met her today."

Guan Xu tapped the steering wheel thoughtfully.

"Sister Guan, don't you like my dealings with Ah Xin?" Jiang Qingtang asked carefully.

"No, I'm very happy that you can make friends." Guan Xu smiled at her and drove away from the garage.

But Jiang Qingtang always felt that Guan Xu's expression was not happy, so he didn't dare to ask.

Before going home, I went to the supermarket to buy ingredients for dinner.

Guan Xu asked Jiang Qingtang what he wanted to eat, and Jiang Qingtang said it would be fine, Guan Xu is a person who does not touch Yang Chunshui, and he has never cooked at such an old age, so he looked at it for a long time and said: "Forget it, let's order directly Bar."

"Don't you want to buy food and cook?"

"……I do not know."

That row of more than a dozen kinds of green leafy vegetables is enough to give Guan Xu a headache, can't the green vegetables be called green vegetables?Why divide so many kinds?What carp, crucian carp, grass carp... In Guan Xu's eyes, they all look exactly the same, nothing more than the difference in size.

Jiang Qingtang chuckled, "It turns out that there are things that Sister Guan doesn't know how to do."

Guan Xu also laughed, "I'm not a god, how can I know everything?"

But in Jiang Qingtang's heart, Guan Xu is like a fairy descending to earth, and thinking about the scene of asking a fairy to cook...it seems quite out of tune.

Jiang Qingtang also doesn't know how to cook, so the two of them unanimously decided to order food online, so they wandered around the supermarket again, bought some snacks and went out.

Jiang Qingtang is fond of sweets, Guan Xu deliberately took two extra packs of toffee, when passing by the freezer, Jiang Qingtang took a second look at the ice cream in the cabinet, thinking that the ice cream that Wei Xin invited her to eat was so expensive.

"Want to eat?" Guan Xu asked.

She doesn't often give Jiang Qingtang cold food, for fear that Jiang Qingtang will get sick if he eats too much, but it's okay to eat a box once in a while.

"This is what Ah Xin invited me to eat today." Jiang Qingtang pointed to the inside of the freezer, "This is super delicious, sister Guan, have you ever eaten?"

Guan Xu originally wanted to take the box of ice cream, but after hearing Jiang Qingtang's words, he paused, turned halfway, and took another flavor of the same brand next to him.

Jiang Qingtang was puzzled, "Is this better?"

"I don't know, there's no harm in trying a new flavor." Guan Xu smiled calmly.

Jiang Qingtang felt that what Guan Xu said made sense, so she didn't care.

The box Guan Xu took was chocolate-flavored, a bit bitter, not as pure and sweet as the butter flavor. Jiang Qingtang ate it in the car, licked his lips and commented: "The flavor that Ah Xin bought is better."

Guan Xu's face darkened.

……

Two people live together, regardless of whether it's true or not, there must be someone who can cook, otherwise it's not a big deal to eat out all day. On Saturday, when Guan Xu had a party, Jiang Qingtang took the opportunity to beg the cook Mrs. Zhang taught her how to cook.

"My eldest lady, you have delicate skin and tender flesh. If you are splashed with oil stars, how can I explain to Mr. Guan? You should wait to eat."

Jiang Qingtang asked again and again to no avail, she rolled her eyes and said that she didn't want to learn anymore, after Mrs. Zhang finished cooking and left, she followed the online tutorial and learned step by step, first she made scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

As a result, I didn't control the heat properly when spreading the eggs. The oil temperature was too hot, and the fire was turned on too high. The eggs crackled and began to explode immediately after being put into the pan. As Mrs. Zhang expected, a drop of oil splashed on the back of Jiang Qingtang's hand. The little hand immediately turned red.

Jiang Qingtang turned off the fire, put the burnt part under the faucet and rinsed it with cold water for about ten minutes, then found a scald ointment to apply it, took the burnt eggs out of the pot, and started the pot again. oil, and another two eggs into the pan.

With experience this time, the fried eggs are much better. Although they are burnt, it’s okay to cut off the burnt parts. Then cut the tomatoes into pieces and fry for 1 minute. Return the fried eggs to the pot again. Add a little salt, chicken bouillon, and sugar, stir-fry twice, get out of the pan, and serve it steaming hot.

Jiang Qingtang couldn't wait to taste it first, although it wasn't particularly delicious, at least it was moderately salty, light, sour and sweet, and she could eat it.

So he took off his apron, sat at the table and waited for Guan Xu to come back for dinner.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Guan Xu arrived home on time. As soon as he entered the door, Jiang Qingtang ran over and took the coat that was draped over her arm, "The meal is ready, wash your hands and come over to eat."

"Didn't you say I'll be back later tonight, don't wait for me." Guan Xu frowned and changed his shoes, "Are you hungry?"

"I ate a bag of potato chips in the afternoon and I'm not hungry."

"Has Mrs. Zhang left?"

"I just left. The food is still hot. Try it quickly and see if it tastes good."

Guan Xu felt that Jiang Qingtang was a little abnormally excited today, she probably did something bad secretly, she didn't point it out, washed her hands and sat on the table, and glanced at the dishes on the table.

Two meat, one vegetable and one soup, as usual, nothing special, but the addition of steaming tomato scrambled eggs looks a bit strange.

"Try it quickly." Jiang Qingtang said expectantly.

Guan Xu raised his chopsticks, first picked up a tomato with chopsticks, and put it into his mouth.

As soon as I ate it, I knew it was made by a novice. The tomatoes were not fried thoroughly, and I ate eggs.

Well, scrambled eggs are old.

"Is it delicious?" Jiang Qingtang asked.

Guan Xu swallowed, smiled lowly, "It's delicious."

No wonder there was an extra dish, it must have been secretly fried by Jiang Qingtang, mixed with the cook's fried dishes, to deceive her ears.

It's just that the red on the back of the hand is very dazzling.

Guan Xu put down his chopsticks and grabbed Jiang Qingtang's hand, "How did you do it?"

"Hey..." Jiang Qingtang squinted her eyes and smiled, "I accidentally burned my hand when frying eggs just now."

"Sister Guan didn't expect that, did she? I made the scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

She proudly waited for Guan Xu's compliment, which made Guan Xu's heart thump.

"No wonder it's so delicious, so it's our chef Jiang's craftsmanship." Guan Xu smiled sullenly.

"of course."

After Guan Xu laughed, he touched the back of her hand and sighed, "Don't do it in the future."

Jiang Qingtang was stunned for a second, "Is it because my cooking is too unpalatable, sister Guan is too embarrassed to say?"

Guan Xu smiled angrily, "I feel sorry for your burning hands." She patted Jiang Qingtang's head, "Little white-eyed wolf."

Jiang Qingtang covered her head with a smile.

It doesn't hurt.

Still a little comfortable.

After eating, Guan Xu didn't let her move around, fearing that the burns on her hands would fester, so she ordered Jiang Qingtang to sit in the living room, and she cleaned up in the dining room by herself, putting all the dishes, chopsticks, and spatulas into the dishwasher, After washing his hands again, Guan Xu also went to the living room to watch TV with Jiang Qingtang.

Jiang Qingtang knew that Guan Xu wanted to watch the news, so she had tuned the financial channel long ago, but Jiang Qingtang was not interested in these, at the moment she was playing with her mobile phone with her head down, her fingers nimbly moving on the screen, as if she was typing.

Guan Xu sat next to her, and it turned out that he was chatting with someone.

Take a look at the note: Ah Xin.

Guan Xumu's bardo is cloudy.

"Who is so happy to chat with?" She asked pretending not to care.

"Ah Xin said that there is an independent artist who will hold an exhibition in the museum tomorrow, and invite me to go with him."

"You promised?"

"Well, we even made an appointment to watch a movie together after finishing the art exhibition."

"Do you want me to accompany you?"

"Ah?" Jiang Qingtang looked at Guan Xu in surprise, "No need, I can go by myself, aren't you going on a business trip tomorrow?"

Guan Xu was going to Linshi tomorrow, he had told Jiang Qingtang a long time ago, and Jiang Qingtang had always remembered it.

Guan Xu's eyes were dark, he pursed his lips and said nothing.

She leaned on the sofa and hugged her chest to watch the news. Jiang Qingtang lowered her head and chatted with Wei Xin. After chatting for a while, she felt dry mouth and got up to go out to get some water.

When he stepped over Guan Xu's lap, Guan Xu suddenly stopped her and took her around, causing her to fall on top of him, and her back fell into Guan Xu's chest.

Then Jiang Qingtang was firmly surrounded by Guan Xu from behind.

"Is that why you don't want me to go?"

Jiang Qingtang felt that Guan Xu's chin was resting on her shoulder, and her voice was very close to her ears, which could suppress the laziness and hoarseness of her emotions.

Sounds inexplicably dangerous.

It made Jiang Qingtang's ears burn again.

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Guan Xu: What kind of experience is it like to be called aunt by my wife's classmates?

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