kiss my little dumb

At 12 o'clock in the morning, the nightlife in Jinling City had just begun, and a strange scene happened in a high-end residential building in the urban area.

A beautiful woman in her prime is kneeling on her knees in the corner next to the TV cabinet in the living room. Under her knees is a mechanical hard drive of excellent quality. There is no pain on this beauty's face, but a happy smile on her face Her eyes were full of tenderness, her gaze kept following something, and she followed her gaze, only to see a spotless young beauty, busy in the bedroom and living room, packing things back and forth, her fair-skinned Beads of sweat smeared on her pretty face, she was as beautiful as flower petals covered in dew in the morning.

"Xiaotang, you are so busy that you are sweating, do you want me to help?" Guan Xu was kneeling on the keyboard, his back straightened, and he still felt sorry for the sweat on Jiang Qingtang's forehead.

Guan Xu has never said anything different, kneeling on the keyboard when he said kneeling on the keyboard, he didn't cheat at all, took out the best quality mechanical hard drive in her study and knelt down, as long as the knee moved a little, the sound would be clear, Guan Xu knelt for half For many hours, except for the moment when the kneecap just touched the keyboard, I haven't made a sound until now, and my expression is leisurely, as if kneeling on the keyboard is the highest enjoyment.

"No need." Jiang Qingtang stuffed the last toiletries into the interlayer of the suitcase, straightened her waist, wiped the sweat from her forehead, breathed a long sigh of relief, looked at the time, and then at Guan Xu.

She couldn't bear it at first, thinking that her sister's knees must be hurting, and wanted her to get up, but when she met her lazily smiling face, her pupils were full of teasing, Jiang Qingtang blushed, and continued angrily Ignore Guan Xu, and then do a final inspection of the things in the suitcase according to the list of items I made, and tick the back of that column for each confirmed item.

Pajamas, T-shirts, pants, socks... After checking the clothes, there are also towels, toothbrushes and other toiletries, commonly used medicines, etc. Jiang Qingtang is meticulous, and the list is very detailed and categorized. Halfway through the hook, a "grunt" suddenly came from the TV cabinet, not too big or too small, Jiang Qingtang's pen tip paused, thinking that he had heard it wrong, so he pricked up his ears to listen carefully.

gollum...gollum...

This time there were two consecutive beeps, louder than before, very obvious in the quiet living room.

Jiang Qingtang followed the prestige, and her eyes fell on Guan Xu who was kneeling upright.

Gollum.

Again.

Jiang Qingtang looked down and looked at her stomach.

It turned out that Guan Xu's stomach was growling.

"I'm hungry." Guan Xu raised his brows and smiled frankly.

"You...you didn't eat dinner?" Jiang Qingtang asked in shock.

"Yes." Guan Xu nodded, "I haven't been to the company for a month, things are too complicated, and I don't even have time to drink saliva when I'm busy, so I don't have time to eat."

She did it on purpose, knowing that Jiang Qingtang would definitely feel distressed when she said this.

Sure enough, Jiang Qingtang's expression changed, "So you've been able to carry it all this way by relying on the half bowl of noodles at noon."

"Otherwise, why would you be so hungry that your stomach growled?" Guan Xu was still in the mood to joke with Jiang Qingtang.

Jiang Qingtang put down the list of items in her hand in almost a second, gritted her teeth and scolded an idiot, and hurried into the kitchen, "Fortunately, Auntie specially prepared supper for you, I'll warm it up for you now."

"I don't eat supper made by the cook." Guan Xu was so hungry that he was picky eaters, knelt down leisurely, and shouted with his chest folded.

Jiang Qingtang leaned out half of her body from the kitchen, "What would Sister Guan want to eat?"

Guan Xu frowned, his eyes teased, "Scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

Jiang Qingtang was startled.

The first time she cooks for Guan Xu, what she cooks is scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

In the evening, when the cook came over to cook, she brought ingredients to fill the refrigerator. Now the refrigerator is full, and there is nothing to ask for. Naturally, there are also tomatoes, which are big and plump, round and red, and look attractive. Jiang Qingtang is greedy in the afternoon. I have already eaten one raw, it is sweet and sour, and it is full of water.

Jiang Qingtang was not sure about the meaning of Guan Xu's words, and asked tentatively: "Then...then I will do it now?"

Guan Xu smiled with satisfaction, "Okay." He asked again, "How about I help you? Wash the vegetables or something."

Without knowing it, Jiang Qingtang made scrambled eggs with tomatoes. If there was anything she could do, she pursed her lips and said cruelly: "You...you continue to kneel!"

First he doubted Jiang Qingtang's sincerity, and then he didn't take his body seriously, so he had to make Guan Xu suffer a little bit, and he couldn't teach him a long lesson.

Having said that, Jiang Qingtang felt sorry for Guan Xu's knee, walked through the living room without saying a word, took a pillow from the sofa, threw it in front of Guan Xu, still with a serious face, "Tip this."

Guan Xu caught it accurately, took a look, and couldn't help but smile on his lips. He followed Jiang Qingtang all the way to the kitchen, watching that thin figure busy in the kitchen.

How can someone kneel on the keyboard and put a pillow on it? Is this a punishment or enjoyment?

Guan Xu obediently put the pillow under his knees, it was as soft as velvet, and only then did he feel that his knees were indeed numb.

Jiang Qingtang only made scrambled eggs with tomatoes once, but the last time it was not successful, the scrambled eggs were old and hollow inside, and it was like chewing paper when eating. Fortunately, the sweet and sour taste of the tomatoes saved a little The taste is not so unpalatable, this time Jiang Qingtang has experience, break up the eggs, fry them until they are slightly solidified, then remove them for later use, use the remaining bottom oil in the pot, add chopped tomatoes, wait until the tomatoes are fried , then add the half-cooked eggs, season with salt, sugar, and chicken essence, and stir fry a few times over high heat to get out of the pan.

Guan Xu quietly listened to the movement in the kitchen, and moved his nose.

Although the range hood was turned on, she could still smell the oily aroma of cooking, which was a reassuring smell.It is with such fireworks that a home can be called home.

Jiang Qingtang, who was wearing an apron, had a kind of gentleness exuding from his bones. The little fairy outside the world of mortals personally made soup for Guan Xu. Bringing visual shock.

Jiang Qingtang's hair was too long, making it inconvenient to cook, so she found a rubber band to tie her long hair up casually. Today she is wearing a light blue wide-necked T-shirt, the fabric is light and thin against the shoulder blades, outlining the beautiful undulations The butterfly lines fit downwards, and the slender waist is grasped gracefully, like a weak willow supporting the wind.

Guan Xu didn't know how many times she had measured inch by inch with her palm. She remembered the size clearly and it was accurate to three decimal places. Not precise again.

I want to measure it myself.

She quickly shifted her gaze upwards again. Because her long hair was tied into a bunch, the nape of her neck, which is not usually seen, was fully exposed under the kitchen light, and her smooth skin emitted a bewitching white light faintly.

Guan Xu's tongue tightened, and he forced himself to turn his face away, not daring to look at Jiang Qingtang again.

In Guan Xu's eyes, everything about Jiang Qingtang was a silent temptation.

I can't look too much, for fear that I won't be able to hold on to myself.

"Let's eat." Jiang Qingtang put the hot scrambled eggs with tomatoes on the table, and went to the kitchen to serve Guan Xu a bowl of rice.

"Eat on your knees?" Guan Xu raised his lips lazily, waiting for Jiang Qingtang to say goodbye.

Jiang Qingtang thought for a moment, curled her lips in embarrassment, and asked her: "Do you know what's wrong?"

Guan Xu nodded, "I know."

"What do you say."

Guan Xu stared at Jiang Qingtang meaningfully, and the endless teasing in his smile was very obvious, "If you want to listen to your wife, you have to trust your wife. If your wife says you want to eat on time, you should eat on time, otherwise..." She dragged on sounded.

She said "wife", Jiang Qingtang blushed more and more as she listened to it, and finally even the tips of her ears were pink, and she was aroused by her last long sound, and asked with a blushing face: "Otherwise what?"

Guan Xu laughed even more jokingly, "Otherwise I'll be hungry, and it's my wife who feels sorry for me."

woo-

Jiang Qingtang felt that she had become a small steam train now, or it seemed that the top of her head was steaming, she could hear it herself.

I knew that Sister Guan was bad and loved to make fun of people, but I didn't expect that she was only one out of ten in the past, and she didn't take it seriously, but now she is really bad, every sentence she said made Jiang Qingtang feel ashamed and at a loss, wishing she could Bury your head like an ostrich.

What are you talking about? It's so embarrassing.

But...but...

Under the blush on her cheeks, the corners of her mouth slightly lifted up.

But I like to listen to it.

She said she was shy and blushed, but in her heart she liked her very much.

"Slick tongue, come and eat." Jiang Qingtang slightly annoyed with a hot face.

The voice was delicate, it didn't sound like a reproach, but Guan Xu was elated when he heard it, and saluted Jiang Qingtang out of shape, "Okay wife!" He stood up awkwardly, his knees softened, and Jiang Qingtang Hurry to hold on.

"Does it hurt?" Jiang Qingtang frowned in distress.

"A little bit." Guan Xu grinned happily.

Jiang Qingtang's eyelashes trembled, she lowered her eyes, and said harshly, "See if you dare to..."

"Don't dare, never dare!" Guan Xu nodded his head, "I will obey my wife in everything from now on! As the saying goes, listen to your wife's advice and eat enough!"

Jiang Qingtang couldn't help laughing, and was even more ashamed, "How can there be such a common saying."

Guan Xu was so hungry that her belly stuck to her back, and because Jiang Qingtang personally cooked the meals for her, eating them gave her a satisfying taste. She had always paid attention to decency, but now she couldn't care less Be polite, gobble it up, the rice sticks to your mouth, like a child.

Jiang Qingtang laughed, seeing the other side of Sister Guan in the past two days was more than all the time in the past.

Guan Xu really let go of the burden in his heart in front of Jiang Qingtang, he became unrestrained, like a beast, finally found a trusted master, put away his fangs and claws, and lay down in front of the master, revealing the softest belly .

Jiang Qingtang reached out to pick up the rice near Guan Xu's mouth, thinking of the past, her heart moved, she rolled that grain of rice into her mouth, and slowly tasted it.

"Is it delicious?" Guan Xu was able to take the time to pay attention to Jiang Qingtang's movements while he was devouring it.

"good to eat."

Guan Xu smiled teasingly, "Is it because it is contaminated with my taste, so it tastes better?"

Jiang Qingtang: "..."

Unexpectedly, Sister Guan, who had completely let go of her guard, would be like this, so... old and unruly.

Thinking about it, Jiang Qingtang subconsciously blurted out these four words.

Guan Xu's expression hurt, "Wow, Xiaotang really thinks I'm old."

"It's old." Jiang Qingtang smiled, "I like it too, and..."

"And?" Guan Xu raised his eyebrows.

"And the emphasis on the word is 'indecent'..."

"..." Guan Xu lost his temper, "Okay, let's ask a serious question." She put the bowl away and wiped her mouth, "Where do I sleep tonight?"

"Your own bedroom." Jiang Qingtang said naturally.

"What about you?" Guan Xu asked again.

"I...I also sleep in your bedroom..."

Guan Xu was so happy that he wanted to clap his hands and kissed Jiang Qingtang on the cheek, "Honey, you are awesome." He packed up the dishes and sent them to the kitchen.

"Sister Guan, what are you doing?"

"My wife cooks, and I wash the dishes!" Guan Xu said confidently.

Jiang Qingtang: "..."

She looked at Guan Xu's back and smiled silently.

so good.

This home finally looks like a home.

……

Going to bed at night, Jiang Qingtang was eager to move about the "bridal chamber" again, but Guan Xu kissed her and fell asleep. Jiang Qingtang was dissatisfied, and moved her hands and feet in the bed, and was restrained by Guan Xu and tied in her arms.

"Go to sleep." Guan Xu said vaguely with his eyes closed.

"I want sister Guan." Jiang Qingtang said angrily.

"It's not the time yet."

"You have rejected me countless times with these words!" Jiang Qingtang turned over and sat on Guan Xu's body, "Last time you didn't believe that I liked you, what is the reason this time?"

"Aren't you going to report to the school tomorrow?" Guan Xu said, "This is very exhausting. Xiaotang, you have never experienced student life, so you probably don't know. Enrollment reports are not just as simple as reporting, but also to meet new classmates. , Tidying up the dormitory, and attending the freshman entrance ceremony, now..." Guan Xu glanced at the time, "...It's almost one o'clock, and after all the trouble, I can get four or five o'clock, and I will go to Jinling University at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. On the way, you have to leave at 08:30, which means you have to get up at 07:30 at the latest, so if you do it tonight, can you still get up tomorrow?"

This analysis was orderly and logical, which made Jiang Qingtang speechless and confused, "Is...is it so serious?"

Jiang Qingtang is really inexperienced. After all, she grew up alone. No one taught her about this. She read a lot from books, and she didn't know much about it. Did you know it took so long?How many hours did they start?

She thought that Guan Xu must have more experience than her. Since she said so, it must be true.

"Okay... okay..." Jiang Qingtang lay down in Guan Xu's arms dizzily, "Sleep...sleep."

"But..." She put her arms around Guan Xu's neck unwillingly, and said, "Sister Guan, you... you have to give me a specific time, otherwise I... don't worry."

What's the point of pushing it like this? They are legal partners, and it's not a sneaky relationship. They've been married for almost half a year, and they haven't even done that. Isn't this a joke?

Guan Xu thought for a while, stroked her long hair at the temples, and said softly, "How about when your military training is over?"

"you said?"

"Ah."

"Not allowed to change?"

"Ah."

"Can't change even if the sky falls?" Jiang Qingtang confirmed for the third time.

Guan Xu was happy, "Even a cosmic explosion can't stop me..." She whispered two words into Jiang Qingtang's ear.

Exhale like silk, exhale like blue.

Jiang Qingtang's heart rate increased sharply.

I don't know if the universe exploded or not, but Jiang Qingtang's face was already so red that it exploded.

After waiting for half a night, until Jiang Qingtang fell asleep and stopped fussing, Guan Xu let out a long sigh of relief and wiped the fine sweat from his forehead.

Fortunately, I was fooled, and almost revealed my secrets.

It's not that I don't want to do it, but that... To be honest, Guan Xu himself doesn't know much about it.

Of course Guan Xu knew the basics, but the rigid terminology in the book could not explain the connection between the two of them clearly. Guan Xu was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable for the first time, which would leave a psychological shadow on Jiang Qingtang.

She wanted Jiang Qingtang to have a perfect experience that would always blush afterward.

When the arrow is on the string, it will not draw the bow.

Such a shameful thing, of course the majestic CEO can't let Jiang Qingtang know, so he had to use his wits to make up a reason to evade it.

Fortunately, Jiang Qingtang was simple and didn't think too much, otherwise she might not be able to hide it.

Guan Xu thought lightly, in two days I have to go to Jian Ling to find some "textbooks" to study, she must have a lot of them.

……

Woke up early the next day to report to Jinling University.

It was Jiang Qingtang's first time to go to college seriously, she was very nervous, she didn't eat much for breakfast, she drank half a bowl of porridge, Guan Xu was afraid that she would be hungry, so he brought her two pieces of chocolate and some snacks , biscuits, cakes or something.

Put the luggage to be brought into the trunk. Guan Xu is very familiar with the road from home to Jinling University. Luo Yimu is a teacher at Jinling University. When Guan Xu and Luo Yimu didn't get married, Guan Xu was afraid Luo Yimu would suffocate to death by himself, and often went to Jinling University to have a look. It can be said that this road has been driven countless times.

But since Luo Yimu found a girlfriend last year, Guan Xu went less. Anyway, Jian Ling took care of her. Besides, Guan Xu himself had a wife, and he was not tired enough with Jiang Qingtang, so there was no time to take care of her.

Guan Xu and Jiang Qingtang were gossiping on the road, Jiang Qingtang couldn't help laughing, "Sister Guan, do you think you value, lust, and despise friends?"

"It doesn't count." Guan Xu smiled, "I call it loving my wife."

Jiang Qingtang thought, it obviously meant the same thing, why did it sound so comfortable when it came out of Sister Guan's mouth, it was as sweet as eating honey.

……

Today is the first day of school. There are many new students and their parents who arrive at the school. People walking around the campus with suitcases and bags can be seen everywhere. Freshmen enter the school for the first time, and their faces are full of youthfulness and apprehension. .

Fortunately, Jinling University has a long history and rich experience in welcoming freshmen. Conspicuous signboards were put up on the campus early on. There is a special consultation point for freshmen at the main entrance of the school. There is also a pre-printed freshman admission process, and a detailed introduction on the campus is included. For the road map, if there is someone who is really unfamiliar with the road, the consultation point will specially send seniors and sisters to help point-to-point until the freshmen complete all the procedures and enter the dormitory, which is not inconsiderate.

It is precisely because of this excellent tradition that Jinling University has an excellent reputation among all colleges and universities. Every semester, because of the considerate orientation planning, the last media hot search has attracted a lot of favor.

Guan Xu was familiar with Jinling University, so naturally he didn't need the help. He took a form of admission process at the consultation point and was about to leave. Unexpectedly, he was stopped by the students at the consultation point and asked them if they wanted help.

Guan Xu was surprised, and glanced at the student union armband on the boy's arm, wondering when the attitude of the student union was so good, and he had to ask for help if he didn't need help.

He stretched out his hand and didn't hit the smiling person, he was kind, Guan Xu also smiled and declined, "Thank you classmate, we want to stroll around the campus, so we won't waste your time."

"No delay, no delay!" The senior of the student union waved his hands again and again, "Anyway, I'll be handing over to other people in 2 minutes. It's fine. It's very convenient to take you to the dormitory, cafeteria and so on. Let’s talk, it’s good to know more about the situation of the school, classmate, don’t you think so?” The senior turned to Jiang Qingtang, smiling amiably, “Which college do you belong to, this junior? My name is Xu Zhou, from the School of Architecture. Sophomore." He glanced at Guan Xu, "This is your sister, right? You two really look alike, I guess it is!"

Guan Xu laughed to himself, thinking it was no wonder he was so attentive, it turned out that the ulterior motives were not drinking, and the senior had taken a fancy to her wife.I can't help but admire this boy's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense. Guan Xu and Jiang Qingtang, except that they both have two eyes and a nose, have no similar facial features. Guan Xu's eyebrows and corners of his eyes are sharp. It will look very fierce, that's why she is used to smiling, while Jiang Qingtang's eyebrows are soft, and she looks very gentle, even if she deliberately puts on a straight face, she looks cute, and she can't make an expression that is too fierce.

"Classmate." Guan Xu smiled, held Jiang Qingtang's left hand, and lifted it up, "Look clearly, married people."

The male student named Xu Zhou glanced at the identical platinum rings on the ring fingers of their left hands. He was so frightened that he almost bit his tongue. , can't see clearly."

He quickly said: "Freshmen are welcome, I won't bother you anymore, just take your time..."

After Guan Xu and Jiang Qingtang walked away, Xu Zhou sighed. Do pretty girls get married so early these days?University admission letter and marriage certificate together?Fortunately, he still wanted to take the opportunity of the new year's welcome to get rid of the order, it seemed that there was no way.

The dormitories had already been assigned to the freshmen before they entered school, and they could be found on the school website. Guan Xu first took Jiang Qingtang to the dormitory to put his luggage, and used his ID to get the dormitory key from the dormitory auntie. There was no elevator on the fifth floor. Climbing up with a heavy suitcase didn't feel much, but Jiang Qingtang, who had already started to pant after reaching the third floor, was already out of breath by the time he climbed to the fifth floor.

They came early, and no one else in the dormitory came, and it was empty.

A standard four-person dormitory with bed and table, private bathroom, air-conditioning, and a very wide view from the balcony. There is a small garden below, and the environment is elegant. There are many couples hiding in the shade of trees and whispering early in the morning.

The conditions are far inferior to those at home, but they are quite good in college student dormitories. Guan Xu’s only dissatisfaction is that the stairs to the bed are too thin, without even a guardrail, and it’s too dangerous to get in and out of the bed. what to do.

The bed number assigned to Jiang Qingtang was the one near the door. She put the suitcase in the closet first, locked it, turned around and asked Guan Xu: "Sister Guan, where are we going now?"

"No rush." ​​Guan Xu held Jiang Qingtang's shoulders, and pushed him against the door, "Before then, there are a few things to explain."

"Xiaotang, tell me first, as a married woman, what's the point of attracting people's attention on the first day of school?" Guan Xu smiled softly.

Jiang Qingtang leaned her back against the door, seeing her condescending smiling eyes, felt inexplicably dangerous, her throat moved, and she clenched her clothes tightly, "Guan... Sister Guan..."

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