kiss my little dumb

The first night of school was spent in chaos. Song Qiaoqiao was a spoiled young lady, spoiled and domineering. She had never been beaten by the society. She thought that everyone in the world deserved her three points. Seeing Wei Xin, who was even more sloppy, she was stunned by two slaps. She hugged her knees in a daze, and sat in the corner of the bed for two hours. She was a little more afraid of Wei Xin, and she didn't dare to breathe. , for fear of offending Wei Xin again.

Even when Wei Xin passed by her bed when turning off the lights in the dormitory and glanced at her, she shivered and shrank further into the bed.

Wei Xin laughed to himself when he saw it, and thought it was some kind of powerful character, but it turned out to be a paper tiger, which looks good but doesn't work.

The bed in the dormitory is no better than at home. Without Guan Xu's embrace, Jiang Qingtang was very uncomfortable. When she first lay down, she tossed and turned. Later, she felt the phone vibrate under the pillow. She thought it was a message from Guan Xu. She was overjoyed. She took it out to see, it turned out to be Wei Xin's eyes dimmed again in disappointment.

Wei Xin and Jiang Qingtang's beds are just diagonally opposite each other. The dormitory is not big, and there is a slight disturbance, which can be heard from any corner. Wei Xin heard Jiang Qingtang's bed creaking, and knew she was not asleep, so she sent a message here Ask her if she can't sleep in bed.

Wei Xin was originally concerned, but Jiang Qingtang saw it and thought it was wrong, she just thought it was the noise she made that disturbed her to sleep well, felt ashamed, and replied: [Sorry, did I disturb you?I'm not moving anymore, you should go to bed too, you have to get up early tomorrow! ]

Wei Xin didn't expect her to misunderstand, and felt anxious, wanting to explain, raised his eyes and saw that the faint light on Jiang Qingtang's bed had gone out, knowing that she was sleeping with her eyes closed, it was hard to say anything, just thinking about finding another chance to talk to her tomorrow morning explain.

In the dormitory, there was only the sound of calm and ups and downs of breathing. Wei Xin lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling above her head, carefully discerning the part belonging to Jiang Qingtang from the different breathing rates.

Being able to be roommates with Jiang Qingtang, on nights like this, with her gentle breathing in my ears, Wei Xin is already quite satisfied.

In Jiang Qingtang's memory, the first time she met Wei Xin was in the remedial class a few months ago. In fact, in Wei Xin's memory, she knew Jiang Qingtang much earlier.

In order to gain a foothold in Jinling, the Jiang family has courted many old Jinling families. The Wei family is one of them. Wei Xin attended the Jiang family's banquet with his elder brothers three years ago. That year, the old man of the Jiang family celebrated his birthday It just happened that Wei Xin caused trouble outside, it was not big or small, and it took a little effort to deal with it. Her father was angry and punished her for three months. How could Wei Xin bear this kind of crime, begging her brothers one by one , her elder brother loved her the most, and was softened by her, and promised to take her out to let the wind go, but there was one rule, not to leave his line of sight for more than ten meters, Wei Xin readily agreed, and went out only as a deaf ear.

The elder brother of the Wei family knew that his sister was suffocating, so he turned a blind eye and closed his eyes. He only reminded his subordinates to keep an eye on the young lady and not let her leave the door of Jiang's house.

Wei Xin met Jiang Qingtang in the remote courtyard of Jiang's family just by accident.

At that time, Jiang Qingtang was 17 years old, a little more immature than now. It was the middle of winter, and in Jiang Qingtang's small courtyard, there was a self-growing old wintersweet tree. It had just snowed the night before, and it was pressing heavily on the branches of the plum tree. A young girl stood under the tree, with her head raised high, her arms raised, a small spoon in her right hand and a small bowl in her left hand, she was collecting the snow from the plum petals bit by bit, her hands were red from the cold, The small face wrapped in a woolen scarf, the branches are as white as the first snow, and more seductive than the snow, a slender girl in the ice and snow, like an elf, so Wei Xin remembers it eyes.

She wanted to go up to say hello, but just as soon as she opened her mouth, someone in the yard spoke before her, yelling fiercely: "Little mute! Where did you die? Come and eat! I have to put mouthfuls into your mouth hello, huh?"

Jiang Qingtang's red hands trembled from the cold, quickly put down the spoon, groped in her bosom for a while, and found a clean transparent bag, carefully put the bowl and the snow in the bowl into the bag, fastened it tightly, and buried it in the bag. Under the plum tree, he hurried back to the small building in the courtyard.

At the age of Wei Xin's first love, in this bitterly cold season, the little seed buried in her heart broke through the frozen permafrost and grew a little sprout.

After she went back, she asked her brother why the Jiang family hid a beautiful girl who never showed her face to outsiders.

Her elder brother was taken aback for a moment, then understood, and taunted, "That's probably the eldest daughter of the Jiang family, the granddaughter of Mr. Jiang."

Wei Xin didn't believe it, "How can my granddaughter stay in such a desolate yard without asking? Brother, you're bluffing me again."

"Why am I bluffing you?" The eldest brother of the Wei family said with a smile, "Mr. Jiang is a superstitious person. More than ten years ago, a fortune teller said that the girl's fate would ruin the Jiang family. Mr. Jiang was dubious. Later, his favorite eldest son and daughter-in-law were killed in an accidental car accident. There were four people in the car, and only the girl survived. Can you still believe this Mr. Jiang? If she has a bad heart, she will not be allowed to appear in front of people, but she will die in that car accident, and there will be no such person in the Jiang family since then."

"What kind of bullshit logic is this?" 15-year-old Wei Xin was indignant, "Can a little girl be blamed for the car accident? She is also a victim, so why treat her like this?"

"What's the use of you being angry at me?" The elder brother of the Wei family laughed, "Anyway, in a few years, that girl will get married anyway, so I guess she won't be able to hide it even if she wants to."

"She has such an experience, does anyone dare to marry her?"

Brother Wei didn't care, "Then who knows."

It was also at that time that Wei Xin secretly made up his mind that even if no one wants to have this girl, he must have her.

It's a pity that people's calculations are not as good as heaven's calculations, Guan Xu came out halfway, and before Wei Xin came to the plan, what he learned was the news of Guan Xu and Jiang Qingtang's wedding.

Wei Xin had no choice but to be angry and angry. She thought, why did she meet that person first, saw her beauty first, but was caught by others first? That person was still Guan Xu, not to mention Wei Xin was a child who was not yet independent. Even if her father came, she would have to make Guan Xu three points, there was nothing he could do, he could only watch his sweetheart wear a wedding dress for someone else.

Fortunately, Huangtian paid off, allowing her to meet Jiang Qingtang again in the tutoring class.

So what if you're married?Wei Xin held his breath and thought, Guan Xu is already an old aunt, if he doesn't use power to suppress others, why would Jiang Qingtang follow her?Even if she gets married, she still has to snatch Jiang Qingtang back.

She is talented, spoiled by several older brothers, arrogant and self-willed in her bones, she recognizes it, she recognizes it, regardless of right or wrong morality, she does not bump into the south wall and does not look back, even if she has witnessed Jiang Qingtang's full-hearted love for Guan Xu with her own eyes. Affectionate, almost overflowing, and wishful thinking that it was the old fox Guan Xu who lied to Jiang Qingtang with his rhetoric, and only he really liked Jiang Qingtang.

The frivolity of youth.

She listened to Jiang Qingtang's breathing, thought for half the night, and fell asleep in a daze. In her dream, Jiang Qingtang and Guan Xu divorced, and they were finally together with her, so beautiful that it was bubbling.

Cong Yu turned over in the middle of the night, strangled her neck, couldn't breathe well, so she snored, completely covering up Jiang Qingtang's breathing in Wei Xin's ears, covering her dream shadow.

Jiang Qingtang actually didn't go to sleep until midnight, she felt that Wei Xin reminded her gently, thinking that she wanted to live in a group, she always had to think about others, she lay up straight, and she was too embarrassed to breathe too hard, for fear of waking her up again. Friend, close your eyes and force yourself to sleep, if you don't close your mind, you can't fall asleep.

I really want to...

I really want to hear Sister Guan's voice.

Jiang Qingtang grabbed her chest, really wanted to call Sister Guan and ask her to tell her a bedtime story. Jiang Qingtang liked listening to Guan Xu's story about Cinderella the most. If she couldn't fall asleep or had a nightmare, she always She pestered Guan Xu to tell her that she was dissatisfied with the ending of the original story, so she rewrote it herself. Cinderella didn't like the prince at the ball, and she didn't run away from the glass slipper, and finally lived happily with the fairy godmother.

Guan Xu laughed at what was going on in her little head all day, how could Cinderella fall in love with the fairy godmother.

Jiang Qingtang retorted: "Why not? Cinderella has known the fairy godmother much longer than the prince, and the fairy godmother treats her so well, how could Cinderella want to be with a boy who only dances one dance?" What about giving up the fairy godmother?"

She was sitting in Guan Xu's arms with her rewritten storybook, with her back against Guan Xu's chest, and Guan Xu smiled so much that his chin hit her back, "Do you know what a fairy godmother looks like?"

"I don't know." Jiang Qingtang said.

So Guan Xu searched for pictures of the Disney version of Fairy Godmother and showed it to Jiang Qingtang, a chubby old woman who looked like an old grandmother with a kind face.

"How could this be a fairy godmother?" Jiang Qingtang's eyes widened in disbelief, unwilling to accept the fact, "Isn't she a fairy? Fairies are immortal!"

Just like the fairies in those fairy tales in the book.

Jiang Qingtang's 20-year outlook on life has been severely impacted, and she still refuses to accept Disney's setting of the chubby old woman's fairy godmother, so she also refuses to watch the Disney version of Cinderella, even if she is killed. I always believed in my heart that a fairy godmother must be as beautiful as a fairy.

Guan Xu has always been obedient to Jiang Qingtang's request, if she doesn't like it, then let her go, throw the original fairy tale aside, and tell Jiang Qingtang the one she adapted a dozen times. I can't get tired of listening to it.

If I knew it... I recorded it.

Jiang Qingtang gritted her teeth, Sister Guan was right when she said that it was difficult to sleep alone, after experiencing the warmth of the other half's embrace, suddenly there is only one person left, it is really difficult.

She thought about one o'clock in the middle of the night, and she was still sleepy, and her phone vibrated again. She thought it was Wei Xin again, but seeing that there was no light on Wei Xin's bed, she pulled it out under suspicion, and her heart boiled instantly.

It turned out to be Guan Xu's news.

If you don't go to bed so late, you don't know if you have to work tomorrow?Since when did Sister Guan become as worrying as a child?

Although Jiang Qingtang thought so, the corners of her mouth were already raised, and she couldn't wait to unlock it. It turned out that it was an audio file sent to her by Guan Xu. She clicked on the file, downloaded it, and gently took it out and put it beside her pillow. Bluetooth headset, put it on, and then click on the audio.

"Once upon a time, there was a girl..."

Guan Xu's calm and gentle voice slowly flowed out from the earphones, and flowed into Jiang Qingtang's heart.

It turned out that Guan Xu specially recorded the bedtime fairy tales so that she could sleep peacefully.

Guan Xu, who has read that fairy tale so many times, has long been familiar with it by heart. The story is told with rich voice and emotion, with precise emotional ups and downs. She plays several roles, at one moment she is a bird singing out of tune on a branch, and at another moment she is a mouse talking to Cinderella. , Even playing the role of vicious stepmother and sisters is lifelike, Jiang Qingtang listened to her deliberately squeezed voice, held her breath and laughed under the quilt, smiling, her eyes were hot and her nose was sore.

Jiang Qingtang doesn't like a fairy godmother who looks like an old lady, so there is only the part of the fairy godmother, Guan Xu's original voice.

"My dear little girl, I am your fairy godmother, and I can grant you all your wishes."

"What if I wish you to like me?"

"Then you're probably going to waste a wish in vain." When Guan Xu read this, he let out a soft chuckle, and the next words also had a provocative laugh, "Because I've fallen in love with you, my dear little girl .”

This is not a story, it is just for Jiang Qingtang to hear.

Jiang Qingtang's face was hot, and she was wearing earphones. It seemed that Guan Xu was speaking directly to her ears. She turned down her voice by two notches, for fear that the earphones would leak and be heard by others.

It's not because she's afraid that people will laugh at her, it's because she's afraid that Guan Xu's weak-legged confession will fall into other people's ears.

Of course, only Jiang Qingtang could listen to Sister Guan's confession.

Before I finished listening to the fairy tale before going to bed, Guan Xu sent another voice message.

Jiang Qingtang clicked on it, the fairy tale paused, and only listened to Guan Xu's voice in the earphone, "I know my little one is going to school for the first time, he must be so scared that he can't sleep, so I have to offer a fairy tale, sleep after listening, don't stay up late oh."

The last one, oh, was lifted lightly and itchy, on purpose.

Jiang Qingtang had a little rabbit in her heart, and kept jumping in her heart. She thought distressedly, how could she not stay up all night with such a seductive voice that made people's blood boil.

I can even feel the warm breath of sister Guan.

After listening, I just want to kiss her.

I glanced at the calendar on my phone and counted carefully.

29 days left.

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The military training officially started the next day. We gathered at 1:[-] in the morning and had to get up at [-]:[-]. Jiang Qingtang was in love, Cong Yu was hungover, and Song Qiaoqiao was afraid. Wei Xin was the only one in the entire dormitory who slept well, especially when she sat on the bed in the morning. When I got up, I felt refreshed when I saw that No.[-] was Jiang Qingtang on the opposite bed.

This is the first time I saw Jiang Qingtang's sleepy eyes, Wei Xin smiled and thought, why is she so cute, she rubbed her eyes in a daze, her hair was a bit messy, her slender collarbone was exposed at the neckline of her pajamas, and she slowly opened it Quilt, crawling out of bed like a sloth.

Two thin white legs dangling under the wide nightdress, and powder blue slippers on the feet.

"Ah Xin, good morning; Cong Yu, good morning." Jiang Qingtang yawned and greeted them both, with a tear oozing from the corner of her eye.

Passing by Wei Xin, Wei Xin almost couldn't help but raised his hand to touch her face, and wiped the tear from the corner of her eye.

"Morning." Cong Yu held his hangover forehead, moaning in pain, "It feels like someone is doing renovations in my head, it's so uncomfortable."

"Who told you to drink so much yesterday?" Wei Xin squinted, "I don't know how much I drink?"

"What's your name? I'm not here to liven up the atmosphere? Am I easy? Ouch, I can't do it, my head is going to explode..." Cong Yu lay on the table.

Wei Xin frowned and looked at her, thinking that she was quite protective of Jiang Qingtang yesterday, he hesitated for a second, walked over, and pressed his index finger on her temple.

"What are you doing?" Cong Yu turned his head.

"Don't move." Wei Xin said coldly, "It's still a whole day, if you don't press the button, you will pass out after standing halfway in the military posture."

Wei Xin has a sense of proportion in his hands, and the strength of his hands is not too big or too small. Cong Yu is pressed comfortably by her, and he smiles like an old Buddha, "Okay, you Wei Xin, you are good at craftsmanship." , how about I hire you to be my royal masseur?"

Wei Xin snorted, "Can you afford it?"

"Why can't you afford it?" Cong Yu stared, stretched out five fingers, and dangled in the air, "Five dollars an hour, would you like it?"

"Just keep talking and press it yourself."

When Cong Yu heard this, she hurriedly shut up and concentrated on enjoying Wei Xin's service.

Wei Xin pressed Cong Yu's forehead with his hands, and kept his eyes on Jiang Qingtang, focusing on two things.

Cong Yu followed her gaze, with a mischievous smile on his face, "Isn't Qingtang beautiful?"

Wei Xin glanced at her and snorted, "Do you still need to say?"

"Hey, I guess she is the flower of our department for four years."

Wei Xin said: "She doesn't care about these false names."

"Are you trying to chase her?" Cong Yu asked.

Wei Xin paused for a moment, but said nothing.

"It's a pity that she is married, otherwise you two are really good match." Cong Yu became curious, "Hey, have you met her lover? I was really shocked when I heard her say that she was married yesterday, and I haven't recovered yet Woolen cloth."

"You don't know?" Wei Xin was amused to see her stupid look, "Didn't you see her before?"

"Have you seen it?" Cong Yu's eyes widened, "Who?"

"Guan Xu." Wei Xin said indifferently.

"What!!?" Cong Yu went crazy, forgetting the hangover and headache, and turned to look at Wei Xin violently, her eyes almost popping out, "Guan Guanguan... Sister Guan?"

Wei Xin: "..." Co-author Cong Yu really doesn't know.

Gee, that's too dull.

"I just said how can there be such a good sister in the world!" Cong Yu slapped her thigh, "It makes sense now!"

Cong Yu usually likes to watch some animations, dabbling in various genres, and her ability to accept is quite strong. She rushed to the balcony and patted Jiang Qingtang on the shoulder who was brushing her teeth, "Xiaotang, you are so uninteresting! You still lied to me Said that Sister Guan is your sister, so she is your wife!"

The voice is so loud that you can hear it in the dormitory next door.

Fortunately, the dormitory next door is also a classmate of theirs. Yesterday, they found out that Jiang Qingtang was married, so the shock was not that big.

Jiang Qingtang choked on being patted by her, coughed several times before coughing out the toothpaste foam in her throat, took a glass of water to rinse her mouth, and then smiled, "I'm sorry."

"Hey, there is no apology for this matter, personal privacy, don't say it if you don't want to say it." Cong Yu hooked her shoulders, "But I envy you too much, Sister Guan is really good to you, hey, no Thinking of the fact that I ate dog food all day without knowing it, and still foolishly pretended to be sisters, I said you two are weird, now I have figured it out."

Wei Xin looked at Cong Yu on the balcony and frowned, wondering if this girl lacked a clue, why did she look like a fool.

Inexplicably, the soft touch on his back last night flashed in his mind again.

Wei Xin felt a strange heat in her heart.

"..." She drank a big mouthful of cold water, feeling that after the military training was over, she had to take time to go to the hospital to have her heart checked. She was afraid that there was something wrong with her. She was frightened by the strange throbbing in the past two days.

The three of them moved swiftly, and it took less than 10 minutes from getting up to going out. Song Qiaoqiao was still not up when she closed the door.

Cong Yu is stinky, and she wanted to put on makeup during military training, but Wei Xin taunted her, "Do you know what the temperature is today? You are not afraid that the sun will melt the powder on your face, and it will make people laugh."

"Why are you always against me?" Cong Yu was puzzled, pointing to her forehead, "Did you see, such a big pimple! I can't cover it with some foundation?"

Wei Xin saw her so-called "such a big" pimple, and she couldn't find it unless she looked carefully.

"Then I'll draw a lipstick head office, shall I?" Cong Yu took a step back, picked up a tube of lipstick on the table, twisted it away, applied a thin layer on her lips, and licked it evenly, "My lips are too light. It doesn't look good without some lipstick." She turned around and smiled at Wei Xin and Jiang Qingtang, "How about it, does this color suit me?"

"It's so ugly." Wei Xin said directly without thinking, "It's more beautiful without lipstick, pink lips are attractive..." She stopped immediately before she finished speaking.

Cong Yu froze for a moment, stared into her eyes, and smiled meaningfully, "So you think my lips are pink?"

Wei Xin: "..."

"I'm so bored, can you go? If you don't go, Qingtang and I will go first, wasting time." She walked out of the dormitory first, her ears blushing suspiciously.

"Okay, okay, let's go." Cong Yu compromised, took a makeup remover cotton to wipe off the lipstick on her mouth, "Hey, it turns out that my lips are pink."

Jiang Qingtang snickered behind them.

……

Military training is not as hard as imagined. Now that children are spoiled and spoiled, the instructors are also afraid of taking responsibility. They are pulled under the shade of trees for training. Not too tired either.

Song Qiaoqiao didn't know what happened, she didn't attend the military training on time on the first day, and she didn't come in the next few days.

The instructor in charge of Jiang Qingtang's class is a sophomore national and defense student. He is 19 this year, one year younger than Jiang Qingtang. He is dark and thin, with sharp eyes. He looks very capable. When he was resting, many girls were restless and deliberately teased him, calling him little brother, which made his face turn red and black.

On the first day of the military training, the little instructor set up a lot of rules. For example, everyone is not allowed to be late during the military training. If you are late, you should do 1 squats. , the hair must be coiled into the hat.

"No, brother instructor..." A girl from another class in the team wailed exaggeratedly, "It's like our hair is so long that we can't wear a hat, what should we do?"

"Then cut it off!" The instructor was full of air and could not refuse.

Jiang Qingtang's heart skipped a beat.

"Instructor." Another girl raised her hand and pointed to Jiang Qingtang who was standing in the front row of the line, "The hair of this level can never be stuffed into a hat, do you want to cut it?"

Jiang Qingtang clutched her trouser legs helplessly, and looked up at the instructor in a panic.

She was a little afraid of this boy, so tall, so fierce, and with a very loud voice, Jiang Qingtang was the shortest in the class, standing first in the row, closest to him, whenever he spoke, Jiang Qingtang felt her ears tremble Deaf.

She had tied her waist-length black hair into a ponytail long ago, as the girl said, it couldn't be put into a hat, so she had to hang it behind her head, her small face was completely exposed, her lips were pursed, and her moist eyes were filled with She was timid, as if she was waiting for the instructor to judge, her fair and clean face, in the hot weather, a thin layer of sweat, thin beads of sweat hanging on her cheeks, crystal clear.

The young instructor looked at her for a long time, his eyes flashed with emotion, he hesitated for half a minute, and then shouted: "Everyone is treated equally!" It's just that he didn't have enough confidence, and after shouting, he glanced at Jiang Qingtang, a little bit regretful .

Cong Yu and Wei Xin were considered tall among the girls, standing in the second row, Cong Yu giggled, "I'm afraid this little brother has his eyes on Jiang Qingtang."

Wei Xin frowned, "What nonsense."

"Who's talking nonsense?" Wei Xin was dissatisfied, "Who can't be tempted by Qingtang's appearance, aren't you tempted too?"

Wei Xin: "..."

Only Jiang Qingtang's face turned pale when he heard the instructor's words, and he gritted his teeth, feeling extremely reluctant.

Guan Xu likes Jiang Qingtang's hair the most, and he has to be careful every time he blow-dries her long hair, for fear of breaking one.

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It seems that I forgot to explain. These chapters are all laying the groundwork for the last big plot of the full text. They involve many characters who have appeared in the past. I don’t think it’s hydrology. If readers think it’s watery, then skip it and wait a few chapters Reorder...

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