Help my article was sent to a different dimension, what should readers do if they break the void and

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There used to be a small vacuum author named Passerby A.

Although he was always entertaining himself by writing and producing food to feed himself, but because no one paid attention to him all the time, the little vacuum died of loneliness.

(Stuck, cut it off and try again)

There used to be a small vacuum author named Passerby A.

Although he has been diligently typing and writing, the comments area is still deserted, and the birds are disgusted and don't want to shit.

But one day, when Little Vacuum didn't expect much but couldn't help refreshing the comment area, he found a new comment!His first comment! !

Excited passer-by A felt that it was dawn, and the world seemed to be raining rainbows, and the sound of worship in the church sounded in his ears.

He first carefully looked at the reader's ID, the little vest called "It's not cannon fodder", and then secretly poked in to take a look.Newly registered vest... Passerby's excited eyes lit up.

Then he returned to his comment area to read the comment of "It's not cannon fodder", "It's very beautiful, come on."

Adding punctuation marks, there are seven characters in total. Passerby A read it back and forth several times with a pious mood, and he couldn't help himself with excitement.For a while, he thought he was writing in another dimension, otherwise there would always be people who scolded him no matter how badly he wrote it?If you think he writes well, why ignore him.

So for a while, Passerby A wrote "Please scold me, I'm so lonely qwq" in the author has something to say every time I updated

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him.

So the author had something to say and became "a passerby who is still lonely on the xx day"

But because of his unique imagination, passer-by A can always see some completely different worlds in his dreams. Those worlds are psychedelic and beautiful like Avatar, and some are huge cities full of steel buildings. .Passerby A is deeply fascinated by these dreams, and even has a sense of confusion that it is a real world. Sometimes he even uses the dream world as a blueprint and adds his own imagination to write stories.

Because I like the world I wrote and every character I created, even if I can't find a like-minded friend, Passerby A has silently persisted for so many years.

but!he!today!Brush out a comment! !

A comment! ! !Ahhh!

Someone saw his text!Passerby A was moved and wanted to cry.When I came back to my senses, I had already typed a lot of words in the reply comment, densely filling the small reply box.Passer-by A sniffed, afraid of sending it out like this, lest he would scare away his only little reader. I heard that readers liked the high-cold and distant ones, but he was so excited. In the end, Passer-by A cut and deleted and took out All the wisdom of my life was worded word for word, and finally I clicked the reply carefully.

Passerby A stared at the little chrysanthemum without blinking and turned around. For some reason, it took 5 minutes to turn around before the little green tick indicating that the reply was successful appeared.

Passerby A happily jumped up from his chair, he wanted to cook a delicious meal to celebrate!Oh, and cheers to "I'm Not Cannon Fodder"! Cheers! !

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In the next few days, "It's not cannon fodder" will always post comments within 10 minutes after he posts, most of which are concise words, such as "The scenery is beautifully written and realistic." "Yes, the taste of Tatamon is very It’s delicious, and it’s even more delicious if it’s stewed.” Like this, there are some things he doesn’t understand, such as “Actually, the robots of the Riel people are not friendly at all, and it hurts to beat people.” “The people of Salted Egg Planet really It looks very similar to Altman." Passerby A thinks that his cute little reader is also a handsome man with a clear mind like him.

Recently, the happy thing to do every day has changed from "code text" to "code reply".

Yes, passerby A's reply tends to take longer than some updates.In the beginning, he couldn't restrain his excitement and typed a long paragraph, and then calmed down, thinking that this would be considered by the other party as not aloof, and the image in the minds of young readers would collapse, and then he would break his favor and never come to see him again. The result will be that he will lose his only young reader if he bolds and underlines.So passer-by A will feel wronged and delete those speeches that seem to be too fanatical and full of fanaticism, and he is very careful to only leave a reply within 140 characters each time.

Other authors' articles are filled with lines of small black letters left by readers with fanboy fangirl style. The author's reply is not very long, and some of them don't even have time to reply one by one because of too many comments.However, under the article of passerby A, there are short and small black characters of "I am not cannon fodder", and the small green characters that follow the reply of passerby A's author are written in long rows.

Passerby A is currently writing a series on the theme of cultivating immortals. After updating on time and on time today, he is full of anticipation and stands up the clock. After 5 minutes, he began to right-click to refresh the webpage continuously. In the past few days, he found that "it's not cannon fodder" basically replied to him within 5-10 minutes.

Um?You ask me why Passerby A calculates the time so clearly?

Because every time he would read the comment of "it's not cannon fodder" from the id to see the score, then the time, and finally read the message carefully.

Seven minutes after the pointer passed, a line of small black characters appeared.Passerby A's eyes lit up, he hastily canceled the right button, and read carefully from the id to the message several times again.

Then for the first time, he didn't reply excitedly, but stared at the message in doubt and thought. "Hmm... Where is this Chongmai...Did I write reverse? I remember that it seems to write from left to right along the meridian in a circle? No, I have to go to Baidu to search!"

No.1网友：才不是炮灰评论《反正是本修仙的书名》打分：2发表时间：2016-08-1123:33所评章节：41

Here the way of running the pulse is not right, and the direction of the spiritual power running is reversed.If you want to recover your spiritual power quickly, the protagonist will explode and die if you rush against the pulse and don't pay attention.

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Little friend from another world: Fucking crowd C, this idiot, what kind of science popularization is he doing if he has nothing to do!Why are you so ignorant? He only knows! !What should I do if the pressure is too great? If I can connect to the network of Da Da’s plane, even if he writes that the whole week is running in reverse, I will exaggerate how much Da Da understands! !

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Just when Passerby A was scratching his head and scratching at Baidu's "Chongmai Run", except for searching out a bunch of novels about cultivating immortals, and seeing a woman's Chongmai with a look of shock... cough, he didn't find "it's not cannon fodder" The order of operations stated in the comments.

"Ah! I can't understand! How can I reply to the cannon fodder! If I really make a mistake, it will be a flaw. Does it seem that I am very uneducated! And it is so troublesome to edit the text... But there is no It doesn't matter if it's repaired or not... No, it's uncomfortable if there are bugs..." Passerby A grabbed his hair and smashed himself on the keyboard, wanting to cry but not crying.

At this moment, Pedestrian A suddenly felt the air around him distort, and gradually formed a vortex that was just right for one person to pass through. The air around him could hear the sound of wind, but the computer desk where Pedestrian A was sitting was slightly He couldn't even feel the wind, and he stared at the unreal scene with wide eyes.

The whirlpool didn't exist for a while, only to see a slender white hand suddenly protruding from inside, and gradually the whole arm, and then passer-by A was surprised to find that a person came out of the whirlpool!

The other party was wearing a well-tailored suit and was holding something like a glass of champagne, but the color of the liquid inside was not orange-yellow, but transparent, changing between green and blue from time to time.

Frowning on the other side, he put the wine glass (should it be a wine glass?) on the window sill in his hand, and then walked towards passerby A step by step.

"Why don't those with sky-eyed eyes who are almost [-]% compatible don't even know how the meridians run?"

Passerby:? ? ?

Before passer-by A's almost concrete question marks continued for a while, a black shadow rushed across the room.

"Ah, Queen, don't rush—"

"Paji—" The wine glass brought by the man fell to the ground, but it was not broken, but the liquid spilled from it disappeared quickly after touching the floor of passerby A's house, and the black cat on the window sill was lazily licking its paws .

Passerby A: Well, should I apologize first or call 110 first...?

[Small Theater of Different Dimensions]

The little friend from another dimension threatened the crowd C tremblingly: Haven't you cultivated enough to break the void!Hurry up and tell Wuli Passerby A that what he wrote is actually correct, and the writing is great!Otherwise, even if we can't beat you, we'll bother you to death together!

Crowd C looked at the trembling people embracing each other in an attacking pose. Crowd C turned around and disappeared into the hall. He made a mirror-like thing in a corner, and saw that passer-by A was in a hurry in the high-definition version of the mirror. Panicked, Baidu rushed, so he opened the space-time channel, preparing to go to the plane of passerby A ♂ to personally teach him the common sense that three-year-old children in different dimensions know.

04

The man looked at the cat licking its paw on the window sill, "Cat again? You would stay in this lifeless plane. People in the Naruto world are looking for you like crazy."

The black cat ignored the man, licked its fur leisurely, washed its face with its paws, and then jumped from the windowsill to the floor.

"It's hard to find someone with such a high degree of compatibility with the sky and eyes, so that I can eat a lot of energy every night. It's okay if I come out to play a little bit. Anyway, there is that workaholic Kyuubi rushing to the set, and they won't Care about the whereabouts of a soy sauce character meow." The black cat coquettishly rubbed around the stiff passerby's legs, then jumped onto the young man's lap and found a comfortable position to lie down.

"This human being treats me very well, and the energy is so delicious, I want to quit meow."

The man looked at the black cat helplessly, "It's enough to play for a few years, go back to work quickly, you don't have any holidays saved, you will have to deduct your wages when you go back."

"Anyway, the wages they give are small dried fish and it's so unpalatable!" said the black cat, who was a little furious, "Not everyone is a workaholic. Nine tails have saved vacations for hundreds of years, so it's not necessary. Meow." The black cat sneered.

Passerby A felt that the sky was falling apart.

From the moment the man appeared, his mind went blank, and he was even more stunned when he heard that the black cat he had raised for six years spoke human words, not to mention the conversation behind them, he could read every single word I understand, even such well-known words as "Hokage" and "Nine Tails", but he can't understand them at all.

When the man saw Passerby A with a blank face, he probably felt that the young man with a broken world view was very pitiful, so he grabbed the black cat by the neck with spiritual power and threw the black cat with fried hair into the living room, closing the door while he was in front of the young man. Sit casually on the bed.

"Sky-eyed person, or passer-by A, hello, I am Crowd C from the Moon System M76 Tianyan Continent."

The man stretched out his hand to the bewildered young man who was still emptying himself, "My id in green jj is "not cannon fodder". "

Passerby:? ?

Passerby:……

Passerby:! ! ! ! !

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"First of all, I want to explain that I am not a bad person."

Passerby A looked at the strange man in horror, could this unknown creature read minds! ?

"And I don't have the ability to read minds, I'm not a vampire, I'm not an alien. I'm an adult male, my age is kept secret, and I come from a place where the development of the plane is very similar to yours. It's just that cultivating immortals is a very common thing in our place, and it's different from yours here. Like ordinary human beings, it is a plane where cultivators crawl all over the ground. Everyone will unconsciously start cultivating by absorbing the aura of heaven and earth from birth, but in your plane, cultivating immortals seems to be the same thing as fantasy novels." The strange man, In other words, crowd C slowed down and explained to passerby A.

Passerby A felt that his throat was dry, and he said with difficulty: "Don't you think the names of Moon Department, M76 and Mass C are too big?"

Crowd C was expressionless, "I would rather complain about Passerby A, "The First Book" and "Anyway, it's the title of the book of this cultivator". This kind of name can't be thought of at first sight."

(Cut! Hold back the shame and don't play the show! Do it all over again!)

Passerby A felt that his throat was dry, and he said with difficulty: "...So, you are "not cannon fodder" on jj.com?Even if what you said is true, why don’t you come to our plane for nothing to cause a chain reaction? Such cruel things as time and space destruction or obliteration by rules. It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings can create a tornado Will you spoil our earth if you go against the sky and cross the plane..."

Passerby A was so frightened that he lost all punctuation marks, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

Crowd C helplessly interrupted his incoherent question, "Don't worry, the earth is not that fragile. And I won't be punished by the rules. According to what you said, my current abilities are basically the same as the rules. Yes. Although many of you have wrong concepts about us cultivators, but I agree with the saying that "cultivation of immortals is always against the sky". In the beginning, everyone has to be with... Well, according to your understanding, it is the way of heaven Struggles between east and west, grabbing time, and grabbing opportunities. But in the end, all paths lead to the same goal, strength comes from the way of heaven, refined from the way of heaven, and finally becomes the way of heaven.”

The man lightly stated the summary that other cultivators on his plane would not understand except for a few people who became top powerhouses like him.Because even if these three steps are spoken out, no one will understand them. Only by practicing a little bit by yourself can you accumulate thousands of miles and reach the highest position.

At the beginning, he was just one of the sentient beings, but after thousands of years of penance, he was in chaos.Until he discovered the author "Passerby A" and the world he described.With his words, Crowd C saw more scenery little by little, and sometimes even felt like resonating with Passerby A.Even though they never talked, even if he couldn't even cross the limitation of the plane to support him in his text, Passerby A knew his preferences so well, no, it should be said that their preferences were so consistent.The thoughts revealed between the lines of Passerby A, and those unique thoughts hidden in each character's personality are discovered one by one by Passerby C, grasped, and then deeply fascinated by them.

Crowd C has always believed that it was Passerby A who made him, and that it was Passerby A who helped him become the top powerhouse he is today.

Slightly lowering his eyes to cover up the emotions that surged from the depths of his body, the man grabbed the young man's hand, "I saw you searching the Internet for knowledge about Chongmai, and those answers were too outrageous, so I came here to teach you the correct knowledge. "

"Then did you really have no negative effects at all when you came here? Will you not be punished after you go back?" the young man asked anxiously.

Passerby A quickly accepted the miraculous character design of Crowd C, probably because he had a bigger brain than this, and such a bizarre reality did not seem to him a big problem.

Hmm... except just now I was really scared to death.By the way, why is my cat called Maoyou even though it can speak human language?But these are not important now, he is more worried that his young readers will be hurt because they want to come to his world science knowledge.

However, he secretly poked and looked at the other party's tall and strong figure, and Passerby A silently removed the word "small".

Maybe he should be called "Big Reader", after all, he is really strong, unlike his otaku Bai Zhanji, who is soft everywhere when he is pinched...

Crowd C felt the worried eyes of passer-by A with some enjoyment, "Don't worry, Shattered Void is as easy and simple as opening the door of your house and going out to me. Do you think it's dangerous to go out and go home every day? ? The vortex you see is, to me, the door through which I step out and come to you."

"Oh, well, as long as there is no danger..." Passerby A retracted his hand holding the man's sleeve in embarrassment, he was too nervous to pay attention just now... Ahhh, does he think I look nothing like me? Acting so calm online, what a mistake!

Passerby A retracted his paws and said cautiously, "What's inside... I'm sorry, my cat knocked over your wine glass..."

The man laughed and said, "It's okay, it's just low-grade spirit wine." Seeing the young man's still dodging gaze, he added, "It's very cheap, about the same price as your mineral water."

Passerby A obviously breathed a sigh of relief when he hit the punch, and was worried that he would not be able to afford the compensation just now.After all, I don't know if the men accept their currency, and even if they accept it, it doesn't matter whether they can pay it... But, hey, mineral water, it's okay to spill it.

Friends from different dimensions should know that the crowd C compares their 82-year spirit wine and mineral water together, and they must scold the prodigal son while beating their chests and kneeling down next to the wine to sit cross-legged and meditate. What escapes is pure. Spiritual power!

"Okay, I think you have calmed down. Then let's start studying." The man met the young man's doubtful eyes and continued maliciously, "After all, my purpose from the beginning was not to chat with you Yes. Have you forgotten the bug I raised in your "Anyway, It's the Title of Ben Xiuxian's Book"? In fact, it's more than that, don't you want to fix it?"

Passerby A felt very uncomfortable when he thought that his writing was full of flaws in logic and knowledge, and immediately said firmly, "Okay, then teach me quickly, and I will correct it right away!"

【small theater】

A rich second generation from another dimension holds the "peeping mirror" that he spent half a year's pocket money to save (it has a very tall name, but the author still can't think of a matching name, so he named it after the main function) and looks at it through gritted teeth. His favorite passer-by A was coaxed into a daze by that bastard crowd C.Pooh!Fuck him and study hard, who the hell doesn't know that the first trick in the most popular "Thirty Ways to Teach You to Talk About Sex" is "to learn the knowledge that he is interested in with the other party, and what you can do in the library or coffee shop □□ thing oh” such a bad thing!

Oh, his passer-by, Da Da, started to ask about the acupoints, and that beast even touched Da Da's body with his hand! ! !Fuck me! He's still pulling his big hand towards him! ! !

shameless! ! !

He has never touched a big one! ! ! !

The author has something to say: Although the plane set by Gong is mainly for cultivating immortals, my knowledge of cultivating immortals comes from popular science novels _(:3」∠)_ so don’t delve into the textual research!I have been more serious than passer-by on Baidu for a long time!Well, the next chapter is about breaking the void to give passerby A an honest science popularization. To understand where the acupuncture points are, you have to feel them with your body, right... Hehehe.