[Comprehensive British and American] Life on Earth for Kryptonians

The technology that belongs to one and belongs to two is also one of the highest powers in the universe today.

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Although the clerk was a little unreliable, in the end Aya paid and thanked him for his help before leaving.

"Are you alright?" Outside, the guards had obviously finished their meal, and they came over when they saw him coming out: "Has the repair been successful?"

"Yes, it's fixed." Aya waved his hand happily.

"Okay, let's throw you back to Saka, let's settle the matter?" Rocket asked.

"That's right, thanks." Aya said, and then thought for a while: "You can hire me if you want in the future, [-]%."

After all, if you want to come out to play in the universe in the future, it would be good to find a chance to make some money.

"Aren't you [-]% at the beginning?" Peter asked blackly.

"No, I said [-]% at the beginning, okay?" Aiya opened his eyes confidently and said nonsense: "The friendship price has been discounted for you."

"...Thank you so much for your kindness." Rocket didn't know how to complain for a moment.

While talking nonsense, they headed towards their spaceship berth. The original landing location was in the suburbs, which was regarded as a small landing pad.From a distance, the Milan and other spaceships moored here can be seen, surrounded by a plain, only dry land and some kind of blue grass.Nearby are a tree or two, curly and characteristically stretched out against the lavender sky.

"Okay, ready to go..." Peter stretched his waist, but before he could finish speaking, Aya suddenly interrupted him by raising a hand.

"What's wrong?" Rocket asked.

"It's not quite right." Gamora also noticed the looming discord.

"Optical camouflage system." Aya squinted his eyes: "It's on that tree."

"What?" Peter asked puzzled.

"Of course." Aya pulled out a small knife, and could faintly sense something moving in the tree: "The thing that chased us all the way."

Something that looked translucent flew up, and they saw clearly that the mechanical bodies had used some kind of optical camouflage to blend into the environment.One of them flew over, and Aya quickly jumped up and cut open the seam of his shell with a blade, and the camouflage faded and failed.

"To be honest, these guys are really chasing after them." Rocket said irritably, and the team members took out their guns one after another, aiming at about ten Apocalypse Demons.

"Leave one and don't break it, maybe we can find out how they can track us." Aya said, "See if you have any weapons that can be used to capture."

"I have." Peter said, picking up some kind of electromagnetic restraint lock on his waist: "Help me attract one."

"I'm in charge of making the single targets, rockets, Deklas, and slowing down the speed of the single enemy." Gamora assigned, and swept the entire sky with a gun.While avoiding the bullet, one of them was forced to fly in the opposite direction and separated from the other companions due to Gamora's deliberately adjusted position: "Mantis, help me distract other enemies!"

Mantis Girl nodded, took a laser gun and began to destroy the Apocalypse Demon on the other side of the large group.On the other side, Rocket and Deklas are trying to force the lone Apocalypse Demon to reduce their altitude and speed. However, these mechanical demons seem to be bulky, but they are actually very flexible in flying.

"They're too flexible!" Deklas put the gun back on his waist, showing a serious look: "I'm going to cut off his wings."

"Deklas, wait!" It was too late for the rocket to stop it, he took out his two knives and laughed a few times, then rushed straight into the air with the aircraft.

"What is he doing!" Peter, who also helped deal with the other Apocalypse Demons first, hit and retracted the gun that almost hit Deklas, and couldn't help roaring.

"How do I know!" Rocket yelled back, watching Deklas pass by several fireballs, making people sweat in a thrilling way.

"...I'll fuck him!" Gomora, who had nothing to do with his teammates, could only put away his gun, draw out his long sword and take off.Taking advantage of the Apocalypse Demon chasing Deklas, Gamora fully opened the propeller, and swiped his sword when passing behind the Apocalypse Demon at an astonishing speed. The two energy wings were instantly destroyed, burst open.And she herself didn't make any stop, and boldly rushed towards the large number of enemies on the opposite side.Flames splashed, and dozens of fireballs aimed at her to launch, but she skillfully passed through dozens of mechanical bodies, and those fireballs all fell into the air, hitting the bodies of other apocalypse demons who were close at hand, instantly killing each other. It exploded into scrap iron.

Turning over handsomely, Gamora landed firmly on one knee to the ground, flicked her long hair and stood up, watching Peter also take the opportunity to throw an electromagnetic lock to fix the only remaining enemy with a broken wing on the ground.

"Pretty beautiful." Aya nodded, admiring Gamora's skill.

But it was also because of this sentence that the guards suddenly realized that there seemed to be a guy next to them...

Turning his head, Aiya stood there leisurely, with a biscuit in his mouth, completely eating snacks and watching a movie.

"Wait what were you doing just now?"

"I'm watching you fight." Aiya took down the biscuit stick from his mouth, and of course pointed to the remains of the Apocalypse Demon on the ground: "Oh, and eating biscuits."

"But you said you wanted to catch an Apocalypse Demon to have a look, and then you just stood there in a daze?" Peter asked in disbelief.

"I think you're all on it, so I'm fine." Aya showed an innocent smile.

"We fight so hard, but you can actually solve everything by yourself, right?" The Rockets collapsed a bit.

"You didn't task. (You didn't call me again)" Aya shrugged and put the biscuit back into her mouth.

"...can we just get down to business first?" Gamora felt more and more that this man was even less reliable than her teammates.

"Okay." Aiya was a little more serious, and walked towards the Apocalypse Demon: "Let's see what technology this guy has and how he is tracking us."

They surrounded them, and the Apocalypse Demon struggled to get out of the electromagnetic restraint, but unfortunately it didn't have enough propulsion to break free after its wings were broken.

"I'll see if I can turn it off first or something," Aya said, moving a little closer.

"Be careful it may still breathe fire." Rocket reminded.

"I know." Aiya carefully looked at the structure of the mechanical body in front of him: "It is very advanced, and the energy source should come from this special structure on the chest..."

Before he finished observing, the Apocalypse Demon suddenly moved, and then emitted some kind of red light from the center.

"Stand back!" Aya suddenly reacted.

"For Darkseid! (For Darkseid!)" The apocalypse made a hissing sound, gradually approaching the red-hot state.

"Damnit!" Aiya cursed, and the next moment it exploded, a burst of red shock waves exploded, expanding a circle of fire several meters away.The power of the explosion caused a large cloud of dust to be raised from the dry ground, and then turned into ash and smoke due to the high temperature, filling their surroundings.

After about tens of seconds, the smoke slowly dissipated.There was only a big hole left in the position of the original Apocalypse Demon, and their original plan to study it was naturally ruined.

"Is everyone all right?" Gamora asked, getting up and brushing off the dust.

"Bah, I've eaten dirt." Peter spat out the sand in his mouth.

"I think our plan has failed." Rocket wiped his dusty head, and dusted off the gun as well.

"No, not at all." Aya said, her face was very dark: "...don't laugh, if you dare to laugh, I'll hit you."

"Pfft." As a result, the members of the guard...Of course they couldn't help laughing.

Aya's face is dark...literally black.As he did not dodge the explosion, all the charcoal and dust sprayed his face.

"I'm here for this thing." Aya decided to ignore them, and waved a mass of silver wreckage on his hand: "I took out his memory in time before the explosion, and maybe I can find some useful information."

"You took out his memory with your bare hands?" Peter thought about the hard shell of the Apocalypse Demon, and couldn't believe it.

"That's right, but that's not the point..." Aya took a deep breath, and then suddenly roared: "Damn it, which one of you doesn't want to mess with Darkseid!"

"What?" The guards didn't keep up with the progress.

"Oh, I should have thought of it earlier." Aiya rolled his eyes and thought about it: "Apocalypse? Mechanical familiar? Who is that lunatic who is not Darkseid? I must have been out of the universe for too long That's why I made such a low-level mistake!"

"Oh, I remembered, Darkseid." Rocket Raccoon finally remembered who the owner of their bounty target was, and then fell silent: "...Oh."

"Who? What are you talking about?" Peter was confused.

"A cosmic lunatic, about 100 years ago, when the shadow declared that he was too busy to take care of himself, he used brutal means to conquer several civilization planets around him." Gamora said: "... I have heard of his name, but I I really didn't expect that the target of this bounty is his property." In the end, she added a sentence tiredly: "Just say that this kind of order that no one accepts is definitely not a good one."

"Anyway," Aya said weakly, "we still have to figure out how these Apocalypse Demons tracked us down. On the bright side, the fact that Darkseid didn't show up means that this thing is not so important, otherwise it won't matter if he wants to hunt us down." Maybe it hasn’t caught up yet.”

"Okay, how do we analyze this memory?"

"Is there a computer on your spaceship?" Aya asked, "Now that Joe has repaired it, he should be able to help analyze the information contained in it."

"Joe?"

"That's right, that's why I came to Luen Star. He's just an afterimage." Aiya said, thinking of something and smiled: "But don't turn on the projection, it hurts your eyes."

Guards: ...?

Shadow manifesto?

The spaceship moved straight forward and slid into an indoor apron on the central floating island without stopping.They were ushered into a grand room, resembling a meeting room.On the dark blue metal tabletop, there is a gentle white light above the head, but the light source cannot be seen. It seems to emanate naturally from the wall, which is bright but not dazzling.

"Welcome." A woman walked in. She looked a little like a human being, but her skin was fairer, and her long black dress perfectly covered her slender body: "This is the headquarters of the Shadow Declaration, which symbolizes the center of cosmic peace. .I am the Maker of Shadows."

"Hello." They were a little embarrassed and didn't know how to respond.

"You reported to the police, thinking that Daxai intends to start an interstellar war." The woman, the shadow creator, said, "Perhaps you will be a little surprised, but in fact, the shadow declaration has known about this for a long time."

"You... know?"

"Yes." The shadow creator replied, leading them to the front of the conference table: "Daksay has always been one of the figures we pay attention to, and we have been alert since he recently started to build a large-scale army."

"But you..."

"Guards, this is what you call yourself, right?" The creator turned around and said, "Who do you think posted the reward?"

"Is it the shadow declaration?" Aya suddenly figured it out.

"That's right." The creator replied: "Interstellar rewards are easy to keep secret, and we also judged that what we want is not enough to attract Daxai's attention. However, this gem," she waved, the red diamond The projection of the gem floated in front of them, but if they hadn't seen the gem creator operating the projection with their own eyes, the level of realism would make it difficult to tell whether it was true or not: "This is an alliance token prepared by Daxai to express his sincerity, and the gem itself has nothing to do with it." color, but the nature of the special cosmic crystal allows it to store a powerful energy, which is Daxai’s omega rays.”

"It turns out." Aiya suddenly wondered why this ordinary gem can be used as a token.The Omega ray is one of Dasek's most powerful weapons. Just a little energy can cause great damage. This alliance ceremony is enough sincerity.

"However, because Daxai's own energy is close to infinite, he doesn't value this item." The creator continued: "But it's different for Apocalypse Demons. Apocalypse Demons are naturally obedient, and it is their instinct to recover lost items. , and they are also produced in Omega energy, they can track this energy across the universe, so we will take this opportunity to capture the Apocalypse Demon and analyze Daxai's plan."

"So you must also know that he plans to form an alliance with those people." Gamora said with certainty.

"That's right, they are the Red Lantern Corps, the Santars, and Domamu." The creator helped them answer.

"It turns out that the one on the parallel interlayer is Dormammu," Aya remembered the creature Strange said: "The guy who was scared back by Strange."

"I don't understand. If you know that Daxai is going to start a war, why haven't you imposed sanctions?" Xingjue asked.

"The Shadow Declaration will never and cannot take the initiative to initiate a war." The founder said: "What we will do is to make complete preparations. After the war breaks out, it will end with the fastest speed and the least loss. Although it is invisible on the surface, it is actually Both Judoon and the Green Lantern have entered the state of readiness. Many Green Lanterns have been transferred back from the jurisdiction, and I believe you know one of them, Mr. Finner Lowry."

"Hal?" Aya asked, looking at the creator and nodding. "But how do you know I know him?"

"Although the shadow declaration of the reality bomb incident did not appear in front of you, we know what happened." The creator said: "We know what you have done, and although we must remain completely neutral, we do appreciate you doing."

"Wow..." Aya thought for a while, not knowing what to say: "Cool."

One day he will also be a cosmic celebrity?

It feels so unreal.

"Anyway, you don't have to worry." The creator said: "When the Daxai fights, we will be ready to fight."

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"Okay, it looks like we've come here for nothing." After leaving the Shadow Declaration base, Peter stretched himself: "Send you back and we can continue our pleasant journey of evil."

"Evil Journey..." Aiya was a little speechless, but he was also very happy to go back: "Okay, send me to Saka, and I will find a way to return to Earth."

"Earth? Are you from Earth?" Rocket asked, "You're also from Earth. Why is Quill so weak?"

"Hey!"

"What, you have to admit that you are not as good as others!"

"Although I currently live on Earth, I'm actually not from Earth." Aiya interrupted their dispute with a smile.

"The Shadow Creator said that you have done something, what is it?" Gamora was a little curious.

"Well..." Aya thought for a while, "Kindof saved the universe. It's a long story."

"I have an idea." Rocket said: "Since we are fine now, and the funds are temporarily sufficient, why not go to Earth for a look? Quill has never been back, has he?"

"I don't know." Peter shrugged. "For me, there are no good memories there."

"But there's nothing wrong with wandering around?" said the Rocket.

"I have no objection." Gamora said, turning her head to look at the other two members who had never spoken much.

…The mantis girl was swaying by the side, obviously not understanding what everyone was talking about, and Deklas had already fallen asleep.

"It seems that there is no objection?" Rocket concluded.

"I can do it, it's more convenient for me." Aya thought of something and said again: "But I still have to go to Saka star first, I have a friend there, I promised him to ask him before going back Let's see if he is willing to return to Earth."

"It's not bad, I still have to go through the planet Saka first to go to the earth." Peter said: "Then it's decided."

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Chaos zone, Saka planet.

As always, the planet is full of garbage.

But for some reason, the streets that are not usually congested are full of people, making it almost impossible to walk.They had to use their flying machines to cross the street from the sky to a slightly wider square.

"What's going on?" Aya landed in a small open space on the edge of the square, stopped a person and asked.

"Our original champion was taken away by the evil Leiren, but now there is a new champion, and we came out to celebrate her victory." That person's hair was covered with green paint powder, and a few black and green iron frames were inserted .This shape gave Aya a certain premonition.

The group of them flew directly above the championship match, just as a duel was in progress.A huge alien creature was roaring and rushing towards a certain figure, but the figure didn't move, just let out a disdainful laugh, and then a black blade flew out, directly hitting the creature back and nailing it to the ground. the wall.

Aya: ...It feels like the championship game has become more bloody and cruel than before.

"Hela! Hela! Hela! Hela!" The audience wildly cheered for the winner—the eldest son of Asgard, the goddess of death, who was thrown to Sakaar by Aya.

"...I didn't expect that." Aya froze for a moment.

"What, you know her? Who is the person you're looking for?" Rocket asked.

"I threw her on the planet Saka." Aya pointed to the black and green figure: "Is there another person I'm looking for... She should be taken back to Earth after being taken away by Thor. Then I'm fine." , you can go."

"Okay." Quill said, "Then we'll get some food and go."

"It feels like this trip is going to a lot of places for nothing." Rocket complained.

"Sorry, my fault." Aya scratched his head: "But I don't know that my friend has left."

"Forget it." Gamora said, "The next stop is Earth?"

"Speaking of..." Aia remembered something: "You may not be able to land directly on the earth."

"How to say?"

"The earth is not very accepting of aliens." Aiya spread his hands: "Especially some of my friends are very concerned about alien visitors."

"Why? Aren't you an alien too?" Peter complained.

"The earth has been invaded many times, and the shadow is a bit heavy." Aiya added: "And the earth does not accept interstellar currency."

"Uh..." Rocket didn't know what to say.

"That's okay, I'll just exchange the standard price for you." Aiya said, "Anyway, I also need currency in circulation. It's a win-win situation. As for the landing... Let me think about it. I'll contact my friend and let them land at the North Pole. Come pick us up."

"Okay, you navigate." They chatted and flew back to the Milan, and Aya set the coordinates to return to the earth.When the shadow declared, the creator had already helped them remove the omega rays contaminated by Peter, so naturally there would be no Apocalypse Demon chasing them.

After passing through several space jumping points, it soon came to the earth area.Aiya used the communicator to contact Zhenglian and Avengers, reminding them that an alien spaceship would land at the North Pole. By the way, he asked Karna to pick them up at the North Pole in a small airship that was fished out of the ruins of the Fortress of Solitude.

"Wow, the earth is so cold." As soon as they stepped off the spaceship, the guards couldn't help shrinking their necks.

"Only the north and south poles are like this." Aiya waved his hand casually, and looked at the time: "Our connection will arrive in about 5 minutes."

"Wow, what's going on here?" After blowing away the wind and snow, they could see the scene in front of them clearly.Huge, solid icicles broke and scattered around, and there were many blast marks and metal fragments on the ground.There is a complete instrument in operation next to it, emitting a bluish light.

"It's just a relic that hasn't been cleaned up yet." Aiya replied, picking up a piece of broken ice and looking at it: "That instrument is for signal interference, so that others can't find it. It used to be the relic of the spaceship left by my home planet. It was destroyed by the alien invasion. I will definitely rebuild it when I find time."

"How many times has the earth been invaded by aliens?"

"I don't know, three or four times on a large scale, and countless on a small scale?" Aiya tilted her head and thought for a while.

...what a miserable world.

This sentence appeared in the minds of the members of the guards.

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Lost Friends and Lost Masters and Apprentices

The small, black aircraft landed slowly on the North Pole, raising shattered ice.When the spaceship came to a complete stop, the hatch opened automatically like a ladder, and a blond woman stepped down.

"Hi, Kana." Aya greeted Mimi with a smile, and then introduced each other: "Everyone, this is Kana. Kana, this is a group of interstellar robbers."

The guards and Karna couldn't help but twitched their eyes in sync.

"Cough." Peter felt the need to correct his name: "I am a legendary thief of the universe, but we call ourselves the Guardians of the Galaxy, not a group of interstellar robbers."

"I understand." Karna nodded: "It's not that I don't know Aiya, I won't believe the nonsense he said so easily."

…Look, even your friends think you're talking nonsense.The guards cast accusing glances at Aya.

"My name is Kana El." Kana introduced herself: "Get on the spaceship, and I'll take you back to New York."

A group of people filed onto the black boat and sat down in the cabin.Karna adjusted the dashboard and steered the spacecraft into the air, and Aya sat in the passenger seat next to her.

"By the way, Kana, do you know if Saul and Banner are back or not?" Aya asked as he buckled the belt.

"The Thors are in Asgard, and Dr. Banner returned to Earth through the Rainbow Bridge." Kanna said, pushing the control forward, and the black boat accelerated quickly but silently.

"Oh." Aya expressed understanding: "I said that I have repaired Joe, and the next step is to rebuild the Fortress of Solitude."

"Okay, I'll try to help when I'm on vacation." Kanna said, and she released her hands after pressing the auto-guidance: "Look at how to clear those icicles first, and then I should be able to rebuild some of the instruments, and the rest Let Uncle Joe and you do it, you guys know better."

"Holiday time..." Aya thought for a while, and then said reluctantly: "Yes, you are also a reporter."

"I'm currently working for Kate International Media, a big newspaper in National City." Kana said helplessly, "I'm telling you that the boss is in trouble, and he's asking for a lot."

"I said, why are you bothering? Wouldn't it be nice to be a small employee like me?" Aya said, putting her hands behind her head.

"From a guy who takes long vacations every year, is almost laid off every year, and his workload is doubled by the boss without a salary increase." Karna complained mercilessly.

"...Do you have to be so pertinent?"

"Heh." Kana smiled meaningfully, but did not answer.

"As expected of the Al family, even you are black." Aiya closed her eyes, not wanting to let Kana talk to death.

The airship was very fast and arrived in New York in a short while.Landing outside the compound base, they stepped off the spaceship.

"Aha, you came back very quickly this time." The person who came out was Tony, and he would never forget him as soon as we met: "I thought you would have to disappear for another ten and a half months before showing up."

"Haha, it's funny." Aya rolled his eyes: "This is Tony Stark, one of my many bad friends. Tony, these few are..."

"We call ourselves the Guardians of the Galaxy." Peter quickly interrupted Aya's introduction: "Actually, we are the kind of guys who accept the rewards offered by the universe."

"Okay." Tony was quite receptive to aliens wandering around the earth: "What are you doing here?"

"Just wandering around." Rocket spread his hands: "Why, haven't you seen Interstellar Travel?"

"I thought you were a puppet if you didn't talk." Tony stared at him a few times.

"Ah, human beings." Rocket responded with disgust.

"They are the friends I met on the road, and they said they want to come and circle the earth." Aya said: "Wait give you the optical camouflage device, don't lose the translator, don't make trouble or I will throw you out of the atmosphere. No problem Right? No problem, you can go and walk around."

"Why optical camouflage?" Peter asked.

"It's been said that the earth is not very suitable for aliens." Aiya spread his hands: "Is it considered as an experience of primitive culture?"

"Hey!" from Tony.Earthling.Protest of primitive peoples.

"Be good." Aya's hypocritical consolation to Tony attracted countless rolls of eyes. He arranged for the guards to go a little bit, and then dragged Tony into the Avengers Base: "By the way, I encountered something in the universe this time."

"What's the matter?" Tony murmured in a bad mood: "A five-day trip to the earth's primitive culture experience?"

"Don't make trouble." Aiya also rolled his eyes, and then he was more serious: "There may be an interstellar war in the outer universe that is about to start."

"I heard that Hal briefly mentioned it when he left Zhenglian and returned to the Green Lantern Corps." Tony also restrained his casual attitude: "But he didn't have enough information at the time, and he didn't know the specific situation very well. .”

"In short, a cosmic-level lunatic teamed up with many people." Aiya said: "I guess his target of war should be the Shadow Declaration. Although it has nothing to do with the earth, it is not impossible to be affected. "

"A lot of people joined forces? Who are they?"

"Well... the old friends of the Green Lantern Corps are good friends with the Red Lantern Corps, the old friends of the Doctor are Santaren, and the old friends of Strange are Domam." Aya said.

"...I won't complain about the term "old friend"." Tony said: "But is it my illusion? It feels that they are actually more or less related to the earth."

"Don't be crowed." Aya rolled her eyes.

"I'll explain the situation to the team members, and it's best to contact Strange as well." Tony said, "Let's see if you have any more information and then let us know."

"Okay." Aya turned around, and then turned back when she remembered something: "Oh, and..."

"How?"

"I bought the official history of the universe from the Shadow Manifesto hahaha, I don't need to edit it anymore!"

"...Do you think there is no need for translation?"

"Just ask Joe to do that kind of boring thing for me." Aiya waved happily: "Hey, I still have a little holiday left, I'm going to play!"

"...I'll deduct your salary and I'll tell you!" Tony shouted from behind.

"You deduct it, anyway, you want to help me pay for the rebuilding fee of the Fortress of Solitude, right?"

"Who told you that?" Tony asked blackly.

"Didn't it mean that Stark Industries would help cover the war damage expenses?" Aiya said as a matter of course: "The Fortress of Solitude can be said to be my property. If it's not war damage, what is it?"

"...Go, go, go away!" Tony said disgustedly, "Who cares about you."

"Sad, I have to pay for saving the universe. I feel sad." Aiya said pretendingly, "Otherwise, I'll ask Batman if he'd like to pay for it for me. I'll change it to Zhenglian."

"Oh, that old bat won't help you out." Tony sneered, turned his head and left handsomely.

"Tsk." Aya clicked his tongue in displeasure, knowing that Tony was talking duplicity again.

No confession guy.

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New York, Queens, apartment.

"Aia, what do you want from us?" Karna and Clark walked into Aya's apartment, which was generally neat and bright, except that some miscellaneous things were stuffed in the corners and it was rather messy.

"Oh, Joe has basically finished repairing, but there are still some modules that need to be corrected. I want to ask you to help." Aiya said, turning on the computer and connecting it to the projection in the apartment.

"You're the only one who knows that kind of thing, how can we know Kryptonian technology like you?" Clark wondered.

"It's okay, I'm asking for your opinion." Aiya turned on the projection, but nothing appeared.

"Is there something wrong with it?" Karna asked.

"Old man, come out!" Aiya shouted towards the void.

"No!" Joe's voice came out, but he still refused to turn on the projection.

"Don't force me to force you to act."

"Never."

"Heh." Aiya laughed, how could such a good opportunity to be a teacher be missed?He entered a few parameters to force Joe to turn on the projection.It seems that Joe is very reluctant, and the projection loading speed is extremely slow.

But what has to come still has to come...

"Pfft!" The two couldn't help laughing out, "Hahahahahaha, it's so perfect!"

"...I hate you Aya." Joe hugged his hands and tugged at the bosozoku sequined outfit on his body very unhappily.

"That's great." Aiya said with satisfaction: "Otherwise you still have a few options, I made the module for you."

As Aya pressed a few buttons, a burst of blue light flashed, and Joe changed his clothes.Crooked cowboy hats, riding boots inlaid with bright silver five-pointed stars, ruffian trench coats, full of western cowboy style.

"Pfft, Aya, are you determined to punish Uncle Joe?" Kana couldn't help laughing.

"Where there is, see how much I have done for him." Aiya said innocently, and pressed it again.In an instant, Joe turned into a blue robe, a golden long coat, and strange patterns painted on his face with bright pink paint. Anyone who has been to Saka knows that this is the standard dress of Gao Tianzun.

"Enough, you!" Joe scolded unbearably: "Don't think that I don't know that you can change the mod like this, which means you have already fixed this BUG!"

"...So that's how it is!" Clark instantly understood what Kana meant when she said that Aiya was determined to punish Joe.In fact, Aya can completely restore Joe to normal!

A blue light flashed, and Joe's clothes were changed back to the normal experimental robes, but this was not Aya's handwriting.

"Cut." Aya, who had been deprived of fun, clicked his tongue in disappointment.

"Oh." Qiao sneered: "Information has never been your strong point, you are still young, boy."

"What's wrong?" Clark didn't understand.

"Probably Uncle Qiao won Aya's program, and took control of the computer instead of the guest." Kana looked at the computer screen that had turned into a snowflake screen and had been displaying "You are dead, little bastard" in big blood red characters. , came to a conclusion.

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In the first few pictures, someone said whether Joe will bring Miracle Nuan Nuan

...with an itchy hand, it becomes Old Qiao Nuan Nuan w

Cereal and Blackened Superman

Joe's return has changed some things in the past few months, and it can be said that it hasn't changed much.

His return means that everything is gradually on the right track again, and the Fortress of Solitude is slowly starting to rebuild, while Superman's father himself fell headlong into the movie pit, frantically replenishing his lost movie memory.

...Aya was already lazily complaining about this.

And what has changed may be the heaviness of a few months ago. Although the world has not fully recovered from the dimensional incident, but while recovering bit by bit, something is quietly sprouting.The Ministry of Education began to debate whether the history of the universe should be included in formal education, new schools of thought began to emerge, and people often looked up at the sky, thinking about the possibilities and vastness in that mystery.

Well... there's another change that's causing intense concern to the people of the Metropolis.

That is, Superman changed from his standard red, blue and yellow to pure black.

This reason has to start from a few days ago.

It took Joe a while to accept that this grown, unlovable guy was his little Carl.Al, the disgust on his face couldn't be more obvious.He said that his child was born naturally, why didn't he inherit his intelligence and cut black at all, and he was so innocent like a saint from where?

"Oh, he [-]% has your black cut, but he hides it better than you." Aya quickly refuted Joe's statement.

Clark didn't care much about this, he just tilted his head and looked at Joe innocently.

"Okay, I believe it." Seeing such a pure expression, the old man Qiao, who is a senior incision black, immediately believed Aya's statement.

It's a pity that it was the day when he helped clean up the wreckage of the Fortress of Solitude. Aya took the computer to the North Pole to meet Clark and Karna.However, as soon as Joe's projection appeared, the first sentence was...

"Pfft, Carl, what the hell are you wearing?" Joe said relentlessly, "Why do you have a big "Hope" icon on your body? Are you advertising Hope cereal? I mean me and Lo La really likes to eat that cereal, but you don’t need to make a special set of branded clothes to wear on your body, right?”

…Aya and