The man who wears a book!I want a script, not a colleague!

The beginning of the journey

Once upon a time, there was a pen that fell into a hole, and he got into it, and then he wore it down.

——Luo Qingge

On the top of Qingxu Peak, surrounded by clouds and mist, sword qi shot straight into the sky, breaking the long-silent heaven.The ancient curse came from the sky, and the fairy gate hidden in the world for thousands of years slowly appeared——

When the fairy gate comes out, the world is in chaos, and those who have achieved great success can ascend.

The ancient and quiet voice resounded through the entire Lanling Continent with demagogic words, instantly seducing countless creatures into agitation and madness.Immortal?Since the immortal sect died out 3000 years ago, it seems like an unattainable dream to become an immortal.And now...

Countless greedy eyes fixed on the top of Qingxu Mountain.

The leading man's eyes were steady, without showing the slightest madness, he waved out the Qingxiao sword in his dantian, and pierced straight into the ethereal fairy gate in midair.In the next moment, the situation changed suddenly, and the luxurious palace just now seemed like an illusion in a mirror, shattering little by little, slowly revealing the true self behind it——

The majestic Baiyumen green dragon hovers, with the sound of phoenix crowing hidden in the layers of white mist.Majestic, gorgeous--

This is the real gate of heaven.

"Qingming, we, have we succeeded?" The scenery of Qingxu Peak is extremely beautiful, but it is not as beautiful as the haze fairy Liu Ruoyi looked back and smiled.

"Yeah." Chu Qingming nodded slightly, his cold eyes touched the cold river of the people behind him, and the cold voice sounded slowly, not loud, but it resounded through the sky, "Our long-cherished wish, today" paused slightly, The joy was stained with a cold tone, "Success!"

"Qingming, it's up to you to go up first. After all, no one has returned to the fairyland for thousands of years, and I don't know if there is a limit on the number of people in this fairyland." Chu Qingming looked at the source of the sound, Luo Qingge smiled gently and handsomely His face is the same as when we first met.Little warm ripples appeared in his heart, this is, the person who has always supported him...

Nodding like a promise, Chu Qingming calmed down the ups and downs in his heart, stared sharply at the fairy gate in mid-air, and recited the extremely familiar formula, but Qing Xiao, who was sinking in the dantian, did not move for a long time.Chu Qingming frowned slightly, and his spiritual consciousness quickly swept through his body, only to see that the spiritual energy in his body dissipated and all his skills were lost.

Eyes widened in shock, Fang was about to speak, but was silenced by the sharp pain piercing his dantian in the next instant.Chu Qingming lowered his head slowly, the cold white light pierced the white clothes with a glaring blood color, looking back, Luo Qingge still had a gentle smile on his face, as if he never had that dagger in his hand.Pushing the dagger deeper, Luo Qingge smiled and let go.

The handsome white clothes fell to the ground, splashing dust all over the ground, and blossoming red plums bloomed on the snow-like white clothes. "For...why?"

Broken words sounded, Luo Qingge looked back and bowed his head, and smiled slightly: "Why?" He looked at the beautiful woman in front of him with warm eyes, melting into the warm sun, "Because..."

Chu Qingming didn't hear Luo Qingge's words anymore. The biting cold darkness swallowed up all his rationality in an instant. At the end of his memory, there were only a pair of Biren clinging to each other and Qinghuan anxiously running from a distance. sad eyes...

Suddenly, he thought of Liu Ruoyi's cup of tea last night, and thought of Luo Qingge's inducing him to exhaust his spiritual power today, what else Chu Qingming didn't understand.The gradually dilated pupils were filled with sarcasm.

hate it?complain?No, I just blame the wrong person for loving and believing in the wrong person in this life!If there is an afterlife...

Thinking of Qing Huan's anxious eyes, a hot flame ignited in hell, and monstrous regret surged out at the end of his life.If there is an afterlife, I must keep my eyes open, treat those who are sincere to me well, abandon those unwarranted mercies, and never be like this life...

ignorant.

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The author says:

This article ends here~ Thank you for your company all the way, see you in the next article~

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In the dark and narrow room, the computer screen reflected the glowing green light. The handsome young man stared blankly at the computer screen, his slender fingers resting on the mouse for a long time.

a long time……

With a bang, the mouse was slammed onto the ground, and the young man who had just been sitting with a gentle and bookish air kicked the notebook in front of him, and patted the desk angrily.

Luo Qing was very angry, and Luo Qing was devastated.

This article called "The Way of the Sword" has been serialized on a certain literary website for four years, and Luo Qing has been following the article for three years.Ever since she was dragged into the pit by that good friend holding hands in college, Luo Qing never crawled out of the pit again.

Although this novel is only one character different from his name from the number one younger brother to the cannon fodder of the passer-by [manual goodbye]

After three years of frantic pursuit, Luo Qing finally got to the key point by luck after going through countless times of digging holes and not filling them.Just when Luo Qing was about to hold the hands of his friends and cheer, Da Da lived up to his name!up!

After so many years of cheating fathers, mothers, and uncles...Luo Qing has a general understanding of the style of the pen, and Luo Qing expresses that he is very calm about this cheating incident.Isn't it just the younger brother who stabbed the hero to death?Isn't it Ruoyi's great beauty who has empathized with her?Isn't it just that the hero is dead...

The pen falls into a pit and you come out!I promise to only beat you three quarters to death!

But the ending is fixed, thinking about Da Da's style for so many years, if asked him to change the text, he will definitely cry and choose the style of dying... Luo Qing still decided to go to his friends to comfort his wounded heart.

After picking up the innocent computer gentleman lying on the ground, Luo Qing silently clicked into the comment area.

#赛马天涯: Author, you have the ability to cheat your father, you have the ability to come out! ! ! #

#跟马维横: What are you talking about upstairs! !The author's father was cheated to death by him a year and two months ago, okay! #

#我主流浪: Upstairs the truth!So here comes the question—who is the fool who killed the author this time! #

#See reference: I bet fifty cents is my brother-in-law! #

……

Seeing the crooked comments downstairs, Luo Qing hated iron and grabbed the keyboard: Brothers, didn't any of you find out that the third floor is a big and small one! ! @My Lord Ups and Downs!

As soon as this remark came out, there was a long silence in the comment area...

#执马天涯: I was changed by the guy who wrote the pen again? ! ! #

In an instant, thousands of miles of waves arose in the comment area.

Luo Qing calmly picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip, her sharp eyes projected on the water through the thick lenses.

"Didi Didi Didi" the chubby penguin image suddenly lit up.

Putting down the teacup in his hand, Luo Qing calmly clicked on the beating portrait above.

Pit King: Luo Xiaoqing!You uncovered my vest again!what about love? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Luo Qing: Hehe, if you dare to deceive me, I will dare to reveal my vest!Is there anyone who writes the hero like this? !

Pit King: If you don't pit Wen, how can you be worthy of the name I have thought of so hard!Every time you change the subject, you pull it back, why don't you be so ruthless!

Luo Qing: Someone took out his own little uncle to cheat, who is worse! 【sneer】

Pit King: I...I...I curse you, a black-hearted bastard, to be suppressed for the rest of your life!

After the ruthless words, the jumping avatar disappeared, and the mighty King of the Pit was once again persuaded.

That's right, it was also a coincidence that Luo Qing and Bi Luocheng Keng knew each other. The person Luo Qing hooked up with with a heart of admiration turned out to be the bamboo horse he grew up with.Holding the heart of cheating someone else, Luo Qingge nonchalantly turned to the main outline of "The Way of the Sword", and then jumped into the trap with confidence...

Who knew that this guy never writes according to the outline! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"belch--"

The sudden hiccup made Luo Qing startled for a moment, and then without guilt, she blamed her own bamboo horse. If it wasn't for that guy's cheating, which caused my luck to be unlucky, how could I hiccup!

5 minutes later—

"hiccup-hiccup"

Sitting in front of the computer, Luo Qing turned on Qiandu irritably, barely suppressed the raging hiccups in her heart, and entered in the search bar "How can I stop hiccups?"

After waiting patiently for three seconds, looking at the more than 244000 records that popped up, Luo Qing smiled confidently...

"Hi, pinch your nose and hold your breath for 30 seconds, swallowing saliva non-stop during the period... hiccup"

5 minutes later - someone who almost suffocated, "No... no, this... hiccup... doesn't work."

"Hi, drink boiled water, preferably slightly warm water, take a big sip, and swallow it in portions..."

10 minutes later—the empty blue hot water bottle was roughly thrown on the ground, and someone who was almost strangled said, "No... no, and... no, it's useless."

……

After tossing through dozens of methods, Luo Qing lay half dead on the sofa, feeling the still rampant hiccups in his heart, tears streaming down his face.Actually, isn't this really the answer to a hundred ways to play tricks...

Holding the last faint hope, Luo Qing picked up the phone again with trembling hands, his slender fingers flicked across the screen quickly...

"Huh?" His fingertips paused, his eyebrows raised slightly, and he stared deeply at a few lines of words on the small screen: "Write the name of the person who caused you hiccups on the tea eggs with red soy sauce, then, hiccup, swallow Go down, just... swallow it!"

Luo Qing's eyes were tightly locked on the small three words on the screen, and he flipped to the comment section below in disbelief, and was shocked in place by the good frequency of 284...

After all, I am ignorant.

Pushing the glasses silently, hesitating for a long time, the hope that had just been extinguished by tricks and tricks was rekindled again.How about... try?

He dug out a leftover tea egg from the morning in the kitchen, Luo Qing swiped a large pen, and the pen was formed into a pit with four bright red characters on the egg.Perfect, then just...

Focusing on the small three words on the screen, Luo Qing was silent for a while, and decisively dropped the pen in his hand.

I just can't do it.

The small tea egg stood on the table, and Luo Qing was speechless.Luo Qing didn't say a word, his inorganic eyes looked at the tea eggs coldly.

"Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi..."

The moment he heard a new round of hiccups, Luo Qing's eyes under the lens were dimmed.This is...Little Apple?wipe!what is this?Have you been despised by the Divine Comedy?It's just... unbearable!

His eyes moved viciously to Mr. Egg, who was standing innocently on the table, and Luo Qing picked it up with the determination of a strong man cutting his wrist.No, isn't it just swallowing an egg?What a big deal!I want to spend so many years in this dangerous world of the earth, eat Sudan red and swallow Sanlu milk, pass the college entrance examination and get GDP... It’s hard to cultivate the body and mind that is invulnerable to all poisons. It’s hard, are you afraid of this? Not a small egg?

The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, the soldier can be killed, but not humiliated.No matter what you say, you can't be despised by the Divine Comedy!Luo Qing closed her eyes fiercely, raised her hand, opened her mouth, and threw the whole round egg into her mouth——

"Gudong"...

"On January 2016, 1, a young man died strangely indoors. He was suspected of being choked to death by swallowing an egg. The police have been involved in the investigation. According to the report of the high police officer in charge of the case, the man suspected that he died because he believed a certain joke and failed to imitate it. The death of the man is certainly sad, but it also sounded the alarm for our network security. I hope that all parents pay attention to the safety education of children, and also hope that the Internet community should pay more attention to safety, and dissemination of information should be cautious! Next, let us Look at the next news, a few days ago..."

On the picture of the scene, the screen of the mobile phone is dimly lit, and at the bottom of the screen, there are a few teeny-sized words——

Duanzishou classic joke collection

The author has something to say: After finishing the article, the stupid author feels that I only need one chapter to solve the content of the three chapters [Manual goodbye], the next article must be written by the stupid author [Gripping Claw], what to change the article It's a little painful_(:зゝ∠)_