The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

"When did your superhero peripheral online store open? I remember it was last week when you came to ask me to authorize you."

Tony chatted casually while the mission items hadn't appeared at the auction.

Daniel suddenly laughed happily: "It hasn't officially opened yet, so let's do a pre-publicity first."

He took out the US team's shield from his pocket: "Look, this is sold in an online store. I plan to drill a hole and use it as a key chain. When I make another one later, I will give it to my girlfriend. The two of us will be together." How about a pair of pendants for couples, isn’t it a good idea?”

"The aesthetics of the 40s." Tony said rather speechlessly: "I really don't understand, what is there to admire about that old man? So, this thing is fake? I was surprised just now, and I clearly remembered that the captain didn't The shield is entrusted to you for safekeeping... By the way, what kind of mess did you bring? I remember, I just asked you to help me temporarily keep the steel armor."

Daniel simply took out all the 'toys' just now, and put them on the table for gestures: "Actually, except for Captain America's shield, these are all real. As for why you have to bring so many, I think it's better to be prepared, anyway. After shrinking, it doesn't sink."

"Okay, up to you. The magic thing is simply forcing my physics."

Tony picked up a pocket bazooka casually, and while studying it, he frowned and complained.

Plans can't keep up with changes.

When Plan A was defeated before the battle, Tony's Plan B of "not short of money, you can buy it directly" also failed when the two were chatting.

Because the owner of the task auction item was actually the glamorous woman who was accosted by Tony during the security check.

After the Mrs. Simeone calmly introduced a few words about the lethality of the drug, such as 'twenty milligrams can kill 50 billion people', she proposed what she wanted to replace: "Equal value A batch of missiles and artillery."

This kind of request is undoubtedly unable to meet Tony, who has now switched to clean energy.

Therefore, he could only sullenly watch a group of warmongers bidding there.

Daniel couldn't help asking curiously: "What is the origin of this lady? Why does she need so many weapons?"

"I don't know her background." Tony replied with a frown. "Obadi lied to me before, saying that she was a secret spokesperson for the US military in private. I believed it. So, I sold her many batches of guns. , ammunition, even, we privately..."

He paused, blinked his big brown eyes, and said with a little annoyance: "Privately, the relationship is not bad. Later, I decided to reform myself. After I stopped doing arms, I tore up several large orders. Among them, there is Her share. She also came to find me specifically, and I was in a bad mood at the time, so I asked Jarvis to lock her out."

Daniel understood instantly, and said with disgust: "No wonder she ignored you just now. To be honest, you are really scumbag sometimes."

"In the world of adults, it's just playful, and there is not much emotion. Forget it, a child like you doesn't understand."

Tony replied rather disapprovingly.

Then, while watching the auction, he said in the call channel: "Captain, this is the worst situation we expected. You and Natasha are ready, and we will act after the auction is over."

"No problem, you and Daniel pay attention to safety."

Steve's always reliable and calm voice came from the channel, which more or less relieved everyone's nervousness.

The auction was going on in an orderly manner, and the atmosphere was very hot.

"To be honest, before I came here..." Daniel said in confusion, "I couldn't have imagined that so many types of weapons would be manufactured, sold, and transported to the battlefield, causing countless people to lose their lives You said, why do human beings always like to hurt their own kind?"

"The manufacture of weapons was not originally for harm, but for self-protection."

Tony answered his question unexpectedly: "But there are always some people who are blinded by money and power, and then start to abuse them. I hate these."

At this time, a short man in a hat successfully took the virus potion.

Tony quickly took his photo image with a hidden micro camera, and then passed it to the captain and black widow lurking outside.

"Captain, the target person has been sent."

"Received, after the auction is over, act the moment he walks out of the hall."

However, when the auction was about to come to an end, when Tony and Daniel were about to act, someone came over from outside the box.

"What? Don't you want to see me?" The beautiful Mrs. Simeone stood outside the door alone and said with a smile.

"I am really flattered that Madam can come to see me in person."

Tony showed an obviously formulaic social expression, and he showed a very affectionate look with ease and said, "I thought, you're still angry with me?"

"It is true that I am still angry, but if you are willing to have dinner with me tonight, I can consider forgiving you a little."

Mrs. Simeone showed a very charming smile. She turned her head slightly, so that the long hair behind her was like beautiful waves, which made her even more charming.

Obviously, this is the real woman. Fakes like Daniel are okay at first glance, but if they really get along for a long time, they will definitely reveal their secrets.

At this time, Daniel had already glimpsed their target person was about to walk out of the auction, and he looked at Tony hesitantly.

Tony said to Daniel with little hesitation, "Honey, you have to leave first this time. I probably have some important things to communicate with this lady."

Mrs. Simeone smiled, and didn't seem to care much about the man's flirtatiousness.

Daniel then stood up, was about to go out, stopped again, turned around and held Tony's hand.

He turned his back to the lady, lowered his head, and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then, in the gesture of kissing, he restored the smallest pistol to its original size and stuffed it into his palm.

Tony nodded slightly, indicating that he would pay attention.

Only then did Daniel quickly leave the auction.

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The short man with the hat was quickly protected by dozens of bodyguards with weapons in the center.

They quickly left the auction, as well as the arms expo that had officially ended.

The moment they walked out of the gate, everything was calm.

Under a tree by the door, an extremely beautiful woman was standing there on the phone. Several bodyguards couldn't even control their eyes, and they couldn't help but glance over. pretty smile.

They smile subconsciously.

However, at the next moment, his eyes went dark at the same time.

Natasha swept the eyes of these people with a strong light, ran over quickly, grabbed a bodyguard's arm with one hand, bumped her left elbow, and jumped up with her whole body, her slender thighs clamped the opponent's neck, click With a light sound, one is solved neatly.

Steve also jumped out at the same time, strangling the two bodyguards with his strong and powerful arms.

The two of them didn't even have time to shoot, they collided with each other under the force of four times the force of human beings, and fell to the ground dizzily.Then, he grabbed the shield behind him and swept across, knocking down a row of people...

Daniel arrived just in time, and he lay down very naturally and still didn't faint. Several people who were struggling to get up fell into a faint. Halo one person.

The three of them cooperated tacitly, and between the rabbit ups and downs, they cleaned up the bodyguards around the short man.

Natasha quickly pushed the target person down, grabbed the box in his hand, and smiled at the two of them.

However, when she opened the box, the smile froze on her face.

Because there was nothing inside, Natasha raised her head: "The situation is wrong, captain, there is nothing inside."

Steve turned his head, directly inserted a shield into the right side of the short man's head, and asked patiently and coldly, "Where's the potion?"

The short man raised his head and showed a gloating expression towards the three of them: "There is no potion."

There was a mocking smile on the corner of his lips: "Captain America, you have been tricked!"

Daniel frowned suddenly.

He ignored the scene in front of him and called out on the public channel: "Tony, Tony, can you hear me? We caught that man, but he doesn't have any medicine in his hand."

An extremely ear-piercing hum suddenly sounded in his ears.

Daniel covered his ears with an 'ah'.

The captain and Natasha couldn't help showing an uncomfortable expression on their faces.

The communication line on Tony's side was cut.

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When the three of them snatched the 'potion', Tony followed Mrs. Simeone and left the auction site.

When the two of them walked farther and farther away, and he realized that something was wrong, it was already too late.

Surrounded by a group of people holding guns and aiming at them, Tony still had an unscrupulous smile on his face and said, "Mrs. Sidney, I thought we were friends."

"Before you changed careers, yes." The glamorous lady replied with a smile: "But after you changed careers and caused me to cut off an arms supply channel, we are no longer friends."

"It's heartless." Tony sighed leisurely, "Do you women always change your mind so quickly?"

"Not as good as you." Mrs. Sidney replied with a sneer: "That new girlfriend of yours looks pretty good, a new member of the American superhero?"

"No, that one is a handyman." Tony curled his lips and said, "One is unknown."

He paused, and asked calmly: "No matter what else, ma'am, our friendship is broken, isn't it?"

"Tony, you are so funny!" Mrs. Simeone covered her lips and let out a chuckle: "Have we ever had that thing?"

She smiled and slowly approached this man who was in a dangerous situation but still calm and composed, and said softly: "Of course, if you can continue to cooperate with me in the days to come, our friendship may still develop Opportunity."

"You guys planned it long ago!"

Tony suddenly showed a dazed look, and he quickly said: "So, there are no super bacteria. You made up that thing to deceive people in the first place. It's really good. Wait, you said cooperation ? By the way, you want to catch me and ask for my technology?"

"It's not a lie. We are indeed researching that thing, but we are still a little bit close. If you agree, you can also join that research, and maybe it will make the research enter the city a little faster."

Mrs. Simeone said with a smug smile and said: "Tony, do you know? I admire your ingenuity, but your only shortcoming is that you are too conceited. You are so conceited that you dare to be alone , facing me with bare hands..."

"I think, for a genius, that's not conceit, but self-confidence." Tony replied quite calmly.

"Whether it's conceit or self-confidence, you are in my hands now." Mrs. Simeone suddenly pulled out a small knife, the blade was still shining with a little cold light.

She smiled, moved a little closer to Tony Stark's face, and said in a still friendly tone: "Dear Tony, do you know that women are very vengeful. How dare you let your damn When the artificial intelligence shut me out, I thought, when we meet for the second time, I must scratch your face that turns you away and doesn't recognize anyone."

"I suggest you think about it carefully." Tony opened his big brown eyes wide, his expression still calm and composed: "Your behavior is very serious. Because my face is very expensive, the beard alone, the insurance amount It's as high as several million. Besides, didn't you just talk about cooperation? Is this how you treat a partner?"

"I plan to take revenge first, and then talk about cooperation."

The glamorous lady happily drew a bloodstain on his face with the tip of a knife, and she said with a smile: "For a man, it's just a little bit of skin trauma, it doesn't matter. So, Tony, don't hide, you obediently let me vent my anger, and our previous grievances will be wiped out..."

Tony blinked, but said nothing.

"Why don't you talk? What about your clever one-liners? It seems that Tony Stark is just an ordinary mortal without the wealth and status of the Stark Group, as well as your steel armor. In the face of guns and knives, vulnerable ordinary people who are slaughtered by others."

"One thing, you're right." Tony still replied in that cynical tone: "I am indeed an ordinary person under the steel armor. But you have to admit that the brain of this ordinary person is bigger than the brain of the world. Most people are much smarter. So, as long as I wear armor, nothing can stop me."

"Hey, idiot, what are you waiting for?" He suddenly shouted in one direction.

Mrs. Simeone turned her head reflexively, and saw Tony's new girlfriend standing in a corner at some point. When she heard Tony's shout, she threw a golden-red thing over. .

Everyone dodged subconsciously and got down on the ground, looking for shelter.

Only Tony ran a few quick steps and caught the thing.

And yet... nothing happened.

Tony opened his hand, looking at the pocket Iron Man armor in his palm that he took with great difficulty.

He looked at Daniel speechlessly: "Honey, have you forgotten something?"

"Uh... I forgot to undo the curse, sorry, let's do it again." Daniel smiled awkwardly.

"Quickly zoom in."

"Kill them for me!"

Mrs. Simeone stepped back while directing the group of people to rush up.

The golden-red armor instantly became bigger, and it started to be assembled in a click. Tony, who put on the steel armor again, stood in front of Daniel, blocking all the force attacks for him, and complained by the way: "It's too late for you to come. Slow down?"

"Who the hell knew this would happen! It's the first time I've used a reverse door key, so it's a good thing I didn't have any magical accidents." Daniel hid behind him, muttering and complaining: "But, how do you know? I will come?"

"I guess... the pistol you idiot gave me when I was leaving, I found out as soon as I took it, there was not a single bullet in the fucking gun." Tony said with a sloppy expression: "I almost I threw it away casually, and then I remembered that Natasha once mentioned that you were excellent in the shooting test, so you wouldn’t make such a mistake.”

"It's a good thing you didn't throw it away." Daniel said happily.

"It can be seen that God is on my side." Tony said optimistically.

Then, he said coquettishly, "Actually, it's okay if you come late."

"In fact, a second before you came, I could have charmed myself away."

While speaking triumphantly, he raised his arm, and the laser cannon on his shoulder instantly fired a huge beam of light: "Of course, it's obviously more to my liking to escape with strength."

"Because what I hate the most are the bad guys who 'coveted my brain, stole my technology, and then abused my ability'."

"To treat this kind of person, I usually divide it into three steps..."

"First, aim; second, fire; third, bang! Look, the bad guys are down!"