The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

In fact, Gryffindors are very communicative when Slytherins are away (and vice versa).

Under Lupine's persuasion, for Harry's safety, Sirius finally agreed to send the green-eyed boy back to his uncle and aunt first.

Then, he decided to buy a house, No. 15 Privet Drive, or No. 13 Privet Drive, or No. 16, No. 17 can barely be picky, as for money...

"Will you pay?"

Sirius looked at Daniel Blake with sincere and enthusiastic dog eyes, "I have to monitor the group of Muggles, and I can't let the kind and innocent little Harry be bullied by the hateful Muggles. We are relatives, and relatives should be like this, Help each other! If it were you, yes, my dear brother, I would protect you too. Daniel, you understand? You will help me? You will sign the bill, will you not?"

Daniel: ...

Early the next morning, Sirius took his godson in his arms, and went to see the house together with a long-lost friend werewolf.Lupine also planned to visit Principal Dumbledore after seeing the house.

(Daniel: I hope you guys are doing well today. I really don't want any goddamned surprises when I get home tonight.)

After sending away an adult, a child, and an adult who was younger than the child, Daniel rarely stayed lazy on the bed for a while.

But soon, he was woken up by the phone's ringtone, this time it was a normal phone ringtone, pure music, the configuration at the factory, there were several songs (but I guess most of them were Tony Stark's taste, a paragraph boisterous rock 'n' roll).

However, this kind of mobile phone ringtone indicates that it should be a call from an unfamiliar number.

So, Daniel picked it up unprepared.

"I need a batch of potions urgently."

Nick Fury, the black bald director of S.H.I.E.L.D., said straight to the point on the other end of the phone.

Daniel was stunned for a moment. He took the phone away from his ear, put it in front of his eyes, and carefully looked at the caller ID on the screen...the number was correct.

He was surprised to find that this time it was really the director himself who called.

Before that, he had only been in contact with the long-term three-piece suit Phil Coulson.

"Approximately what kind do you need?" Daniel put the phone next to his ear again, frowned, and said a little embarrassedly, "My pharmaceutical company has just started, and at present, I can only provide basic potions. High-level potions, large potions Some of them require high-level potion masters to take action, and even some high-level potion masters cannot guarantee an absolute success rate. So, if you ask for too much, I'm afraid I can't do anything."

"What is urgently needed are palliatives, thawing potions, vitality tonics... I don't know much about wizard potions. In short, you can get some potions that can quickly replenish human nutrition and relieve frostbite. By the way, before you If there is any Felicity Elixir mentioned above, it is best to get some. I hope that all plans will go well. As for Wolfsbane (Wolfsbane) Potion (medicine), there is no urgent need for it, but I will continue to buy it here. "

"The previous potion is not a big problem. I will send it to you as soon as I buy it. I will also pay attention to Wolfsbaion, but I can only go to Professor Snape for the Felicidae potion and ask him if he has used it for practice recently... Daniel pondered for a while, "When will you want it at the latest? I will try my best to find it."

"This weekend at the latest." Nick Fury replied, "By the way, please send me FedEx this time. After your owl flew to the United States last time, the whole bird was exhausted and collapsed on the ground... Then, it was watched by the neighbors." It turned out that they complained to the Animal Protection Association. I got into a lawsuit, although I was proved innocent in the end... But this kind of trouble can be minimized, thank you! Moreover, I am really afraid that it will not fly this time Move it, let go of its claws, and throw the potion from the air into the Atlantic Ocean."

"No, Chief, I will try my best to buy it." Daniel couldn't help laughing, "I don't know about the Animal Protection Association, but in terms of delivery, the owls on my side are professional couriers. They are magical creatures. Dedicated, and very safe, will not break the potion."

"People are sometimes unreliable, let alone animals? I still choose FedEx." Nick Fury muttered.

Then, he said: "Contact Coulson or Hill if you have any news, I will hang up first."

He hung up the phone neatly. Daniel pondered for a while on the bed, and felt that other medicines were okay, but Wolfsbaion, Felicia and the like were all rare and rare medicines on the market.

Wolfsbaion is purely because few people buy it, so few people do it.Most werewolves live in packs without fear of hurting others, and they don't feel the need to restrain their nature, more like wolves than people.A werewolf as innocent as Lupin is an outlier.

As for Felicia, it is said that the brewing process is extremely complicated.The cooking time alone takes half a year.But such a labor-intensive potion has a short shelf life.As a result, many potion masters are too lazy to make it.

After all, the success rate of production is not high, and it is hard to succeed, and it must be used at the time, and it will expire if it is not used, and there will be sequelae if it is used too much.Giving it away or selling it, not to mention whether it is cost-effective or not, it is more or less reluctant to make it for others with such effort... In the end, after coming and going, this potion has become a very tasteless existence.

So, after poking around, Daniel found that among the people he knew, only Professor Snape seemed to have some possibility.

He took out his little notebook, looked through the schedule, and found that he had an appointment with Moriarty today, and they will visit Diagon Alley together in the afternoon...then let's visit the professor at night!

Then, he received another piece of good news.

Fudge eventually decided to take his advice and reorganized the Daily Prophet.

When the news came out, beyond Fudge's expectations, countless Slytherin nobles publicly expressed their willingness to accept this kind of contract.

After Daniel took the entertainment page; Malfoy took the economic page; Mr. Parkinson chose the life page; Norton took the history page; even Mrs. Zabini got a copy fashion page...

At the same time, newspaper racks were added to all the shops in Diagon Alley.

In the future, presumably all new newspapers will be placed in these stores for free for customers to browse while waiting.

At the same time, it provided a place for publicity for the New Papers (still, it was said, the idea of ​​shrewd Mr. Black Jr.).

Today's Diagon Alley is not what it used to be.

Clean and tidy streets, green trash cans can be seen everywhere, and a variety of magic items.

But even so, when Daniel led Moriarty to visit, he still got ridiculed by the other party: "I seem to have come to London 20 years ago. My dear, how can you live in such a backward place?" ? I have to take a picture and post it on Twitter, hey... Hey, damn, why is there no signal on my phone?"

"Well... Actually..." Daniel hesitated for a while, but still said frankly: "In fact, in the wizarding world, electronic devices don't work very well, but luckily I replaced it with the latest Starkphone in time..."

"Is it the phone that I had a lot of trouble cracking last time?" Moriarty asked with interest.

"Crack? What did you do to my phone? I haven't settled with you yet. How did you do it? Why can't I change the ringtone of that bastard's phone?"

"Don't you think my voice is very attractive?" Moriarty leaned in front of him, staring at him with a smile in his eyes, "Honey, why did you change it? Also, you digressed, Keep talking on your Starkphone."

"There is nothing to say. I don't like advertising, and in the United States, my endorsement fee is also very expensive."

Daniel pursed his lips unhappily, and gave a brief introduction: "Stark Group, a famous American military enterprise. Recently, the boss has lost his nerve and started to engage in clean energy. Mobile phones are considered a sideline business, although they are not famous mobile phone brands. But it is very durable, and it is generally only used by internal staff. I bought one through my relationship. Because, the most amazing thing about it is that it can still have a signal even in a place like the wizarding world... Of course, the network signal has always been It’s poor, but I don’t think it’s the phone’s problem, it’s probably because there’s no network cable here.”

Moriarty stared at him with a smile on his face, noncommittal about his introduction, but suddenly asked a more personal topic: "You hate that Mr. Stark?"

"Uh...frankly, no."

Daniel hesitated, but told the truth, "The last time I did a magic show, he was wearing armor...he was Iron Man, I thought you knew that?"

Moriarty nodded, with a childlike innocence and curiosity flashing in his eyes, "I heard not long ago that he got a lot of limelight on TV. He looks like a cartoon character and wears a big iron skin. The Americans call him Superman." hero?."

"Yes, he is such a superhero, and he has a lot of fans, everyone loves Iron Man."

Daniel said angrily, "Did I say that? Yes, I was performing a very common magic trick. It was to make a bunny with long ears out of a hat. Every time I did this, there would be cute little rabbits." The little girl expressed her willingness to give me a kiss, and then asked me to promise them to pet the rabbit... As a result, this flirt wearing armor suddenly flew down from the air, and landed on the side with a loud plop... You know he's coming What? It’s not saving the world! It’s not a fight with a super villain! He actually went to a nearby dessert shop to buy donuts!!!! 10 minutes, less than 10 minutes! Can you imagine? The audience under the stage They all ran away, and they all ran to watch him... I stood on the stage alone, holding my hat in one hand and the rabbit ears in the other, standing on the stage, I was so embarrassed that I was about to die..."

"It must feel bad."

Moriarty looked sympathetic, but from the upturned corners of his mouth, he was dying of laughter.

"Don't mention him." Daniel didn't really mind being laughed at. He was always optimistic, so he just waved his hand in annoyance and continued to sigh: "Actually, the best thing about Britain is that there is no Tony Stark." , I'm tired of seeing all kinds of gossip about him breaking up with the cover girl every day."

"I don't think so. You wizarding world..." Moriarty looked at Diagon Alley, which has no entertainment facilities, and expressed his opinion: "Look, this kind of place should at least have a lively bar! That Leaky Cauldron is a club for middle-aged and elderly people, not popular enough at all! This kind of horrible place... I guess, you must have nothing to do at night."

"Indeed, in fact, I quite understand your complaint." Daniel said with a sympathetic look: "The wizarding world is really a super old-fashioned and backward place, although I have been working hard to change. But there is no entertainment at night Project, when I was at home recently, sometimes I really couldn’t help but want to play, so I first knelt down on a chair, then lay down on the table, and finally tried to run outside, on the lawn, on the roof superior……"

"Wow~!" Moriarty's eyes widened, and he was almost stunned: "I heard that right... Are you so hot in private, baby?"

"What? Don't talk nonsense. Of course you heard me right, I speak English!"

Daniel gave him a strange look, and said seriously, "It's useless, I've tried everything, and there's no WiFi signal at all."

Then, he pointed Jiang Shan with great ambition and high spirits: "So, my next goal is to bring all the wizarding world to the Internet!"

It's a pity that Moriarty didn't respond to him. The criminal who consulted, the master of criminology, was already rolling on the ground laughing. 【Note 1】

The author has something to say: [Note 1] A joke stalk from Weibo was used instead, mark it down.Because I wrote it based on my memory, I don’t remember who the original author was, so if you understand it, just smile!Don't ask if you don't understand, thank you.