The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Daniel began to meet the man who claimed to be Heinrich at Lukes' school gate frequently.

They usually stand on the side of the road together, while waiting for the children to leave school, while discussing some issues of school education, children's psychology and children's nutrition.

Many men don't even think about these things when they take care of their children, such as Tony.

That guy, not so much his father, might as well be Lux's buddy and best friend.

He was more successful as a scientist than as a father.

Although he has countless knowledge in his head, even though he is quite old, he still has a 'childlike innocence'.

He often took Lukes to steal junk food together; encouraged Lukes to play pranks; Sometimes he would laugh at Lukes for being stupid, and bicker with Lukes; even, when he was too busy, he would leave Lukes to Jarvis and dummy, and let an artificial intelligence and a mechanical arm 'take care' child……

When Daniel was so angry that he wanted to kill him.

Natasha persuaded helplessly: "Stark hasn't grown up himself, didn't you already know? He always makes a mess of his life, and you still expect him to take good care of children?"

Well, it makes sense.

Howard sent him to boarding school since he was a child and lived alone. It is not easy to grow up smoothly and healthy.

Therefore, he has no idea how to take care of his son as a father.

However, after thinking about it for a while, Daniel felt that this was not a big deal.

He has to admit that he actually likes watching Tony play games with Lukes alive and kicking, sometimes cheating is also very cute, because it makes Tony optimistic and happy.

In fact, even Miss Potts said 'it's been a long time since I've seen Tony look so relaxed'.

Therefore, if you really like someone, then there is no such thing as cleaning up the mess.

Because, all these troubles are just occasional little pleasures in life.

Although this is not the same as the family he had envisioned, Daniel thinks it is also very interesting.

He even thought very optimistically: In a family, there must be a reliable person, and this reliable person is himself. If you can't count on Tony, just work hard on your own.

'Who told me to be the head of the family? ' he thought smugly.

For this reason, he, a 'student', even began to study nutrition and children's psychology assiduously.

In the laptop, he carefully made a bunch of plans with the EXCEL sheet, just like trying to fall in love with 'Stephanie' back then, listing all kinds of PlanA, PlanB, PlanC... His bedroom desk is piled high with reference books.

Tony felt that doing this was redundant and, moreover, a waste of time.

Especially one time, he wanted to have a bed exercise, and finally caught up with Daniel obediently without yelling for anything, and he inserted it smoothly, when he wanted to have a good time...

The person next to him was actually holding a signature pen, trying to continue taking notes on the book! ! ! !

"...Oh, you were sent by God to torture me!"

Tony sighed, lying on his back on the bed disinterestedly, he waved his hands towards the ceiling angrily, and said angrily, "Daniel, I hate you."

Then, he sent the almighty Jarvis, after sorting out and collecting information, he listed a sheet that is said to be the most reasonable nutritional diet so far in the world.

"That won't work."

Daniel seriously refuted him: "Raising children can't be treated like a machine, just charge and charge on time. Jarvis can indeed help, but he can't make it all up. This recipe is very healthy, but it's also You have to take care of Lukes’ psychology and feelings. For example, the recipes must remain the same, otherwise you will get tired of eating them. They should be updated every day. When updating, you must always seek Lukes’ opinions. Moreover, Lukes hates it Eat carrots, so it's better to make carrot juice, or carrot puree..."

When he was halfway through, Tony next to the pillow was already snoring!

Daniel blinked his blue eyes helplessly, turned off the lamp thoughtfully, and fell asleep together.

Afterwards, Tony complained to Natasha: "Why? Why has he entered the period of raising children after marriage before I have passed the stage of passionate love? We have just established a relationship and are not even married yet. Shouldn't we be sad Inseparable, lingering, sweet FUCK all over the building, elevators, workshops, living areas, etc.?"

Natasha clenched her fists unbearably: "First, don't come to me for your relationship problems, I'm not a close sister; second, if you dare to FUCK all over the building and pollute the elevators and collective living areas, I will Absolutely turn you into a painting by embedding you on the wall; third, do you roll yourself now, or should I kick you away?"

Tony blinked those big innocent brown eyes smugly.

He looked at Natasha pretending to be stupid, with a naive look on his face, as if he wasn't the one who said such an obscene topic just now.

Therefore, compared with Tony's daily unreliability.

Daniel felt that this Mr. 'Heinrich' was quite compatible with himself in other respects except that he was "a bit too shy, and he felt guilty from time to time because he neglected his son in the past and needed comfort".

The two of them can discuss for an hour on 'which brand of cereal sold in the supermarket is more nutritious, and how to eat the most nutritious'.

Moreover, if it is not for the children to leave school, they can continue to discuss, from the choice of cereal to how to make picky eaters eat carrots smoothly.

If it was Tony, he would only be perfunctory to Daniel.

Then, he would communicate with Lukes in private about 'how to pick out carrots and throw them away while Daniel is not paying attention' tips one two three four...

"Lukes was taught badly by him."

Daniel sometimes couldn't help complaining a few half-truths and half-false words: "I used to be obedient, but now I have learned to be mischievous and talk to me about conditions."

"If he doesn't like children, and if he has a bad influence on children..."

Mr. 'Heinrich' may be a German. After he believed it, he actually suggested very seriously: "Isolate him and keep him away from the children!"

"No no no!"

Daniel hurriedly argued: "He loves Lukes very much, he just doesn't know how to express it, but usually..."

He thought about it for a while, trying to find a suitable word to describe it: "Usually, he always wants to give Lukes all the good things... By the way, have I ever told you that my boyfriend is super smart... …He will make a lot of interesting things for Lukes, such as the small ecological world last time, I don’t know what material he used to make the shell, it is transparent. Lukes raised a colony of ants in it...Lukes Kex has a very high IQ. He observed the world of ants every day and independently wrote a very detailed ecological observation diary. He was given an A by the teacher. He is only in the first grade! This kid is really great, isn’t he? ?”

"Yes, Lux is great and smart."

Mr. 'Heinrich' couldn't help lowering his head again, took out the glasses cloth and wiped his glasses.

The two of them just chatted day by day, and their relationship became closer and closer.

Daniel privately refers to it as 'socializing between parents'.

Until one day, Mr. 'Heinrich' began to make some invitations logically.

For example, go to listen to a lecture by a famous psychologist on the psychology of adolescents and children, or go to the bookstore to buy extracurricular reading materials suggested by the teacher.

It just so happened that the villain was probably on vacation recently, no one came out to make trouble, and everyone's life was relatively leisurely.

Daniel happily agreed to the invitation.

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On this day, Daniel planned to follow 'Heinrich' to inspect the middle school campus.

When Tony found out about this, he was shocked: "Your son is only in the first grade! Are you going to inspect the middle school?"

Then, he quickly told Daniel: "In less than ten seconds, I can ask Jarvis to organize all the information of all schools in the United States for you."

Daniel refused.

He said eloquently: "First of all, we must plan ahead. Secondly, how can the cold data have a good effect of field inspection? Finally, I think this kind of inspection activity is quite interesting."

Tony looked at him incomprehensibly, when Daniel asked him 'do you want to go together'.

He buried his head in soldering the circuit board again, and refused decisively without looking back: "I'm not as boring as you, I still have a lot of things to do. Liquid technology, smart metal... I'm a science person, don't get in the way the way of science."

Daniel immediately rolled his eyes angrily: "Okay, I won't block your way."

He simply turned around and went out the door, happily preparing to go to 'inspect the middle school campus'.

Tony stared, and for a while, he threw the welding torch to the ground, and aggressively used the newly developed recoil beam cannon to smash down a wall.

Immediately afterwards, he said to himself with an unhappy face: "Can't he invite me again? It's too insincere to just mention it like this! Moreover, his face of 'come if you want' , don’t want to pull down’ expression, I’ll damn it if I say yes!”

"Sir, that's just your imagination. Mr. Black didn't mean that." Jarvis faithfully said a fair word.

"He just has it!"

Tony said angrily: "Jarvis, locate me and adjust the satellite monitoring. I want to see where he went crazy."

"It's immoral, Sir."

"Do as I say."

On the other side, after completing the task, Clint picked up a dog on the way back to the Avengers Building.

No, it can't be said to be picking, the big black dog followed him all the way.

It was a big black dog, tall, with shiny hair, chest up and proud expression.

After seeing Clint, he swaggered and followed Clint into the Avengers Building.

With the Avengers out of the mansion, Clint simply brought the dog into everyone's living quarters.

He microwaved a box of pizza, then generously donated half of his lunch to the funny black dog.

The big black dog patted him on the shoulder with its paw, and jumped on the chair happily.

'It' sits at the table with Clint and eats up a box of pizza.

After dinner, one person and one dog lay comfortably on the sofa, watching Clint's favorite TV series "The Dog Detective" together.

Just when Clint thought that his rare leisurely day was about to pass away so slowly, Tony suddenly rushed out of the workshop wearing armor and fully armed.

Clint was startled by him, sat up and shouted: "God, tin can, what's wrong with you? Are aliens invading New York again?"

The big black dog next to him also pricked up his ears, and stood up vigilantly at the same time.

"No!" Tony replied quickly, "I'm going to catch Daniel."

"what?"

"Wang!"

One person and one dog all looked surprised.

The big black dog raised its hind paws, and picked out its fluffy ears. The dog's face showed a kind of 'what, did I hear correctly? 'Surprised expression.

However, at this moment, neither Tony, who was angry, nor Clint, who was very surprised, paid attention to the big black dog.

"I suspect he cheated on me!" Tony said aggressively. He turned his head and looked at Clint. Or a missile?"

"Uh..." Clint was speechless and didn't know what to answer.

In fact, Tony couldn't wait for Clint's reply.

After saying those words just now, he had already pushed open the window, the leg thrusters accelerated, and the golden-red figure jumped out of the window almost instantly and disappeared into the sky.

Clint stood there with a dazed expression, not recovering for a long time.

At the same time, there was another country, and there was another one who was confused.

Romania's capital, Bucharest, in a dilapidated house that is about to be demolished by the government.

After hearing the express knock on the door, the Winter Soldier glanced at the half-eaten plum with some reluctance.

He hesitated for a moment, and took the last bite. As long as he didn't speak, a bite of plum wouldn't affect the fight.

Then he leaned his back against the wall and opened the door very carefully and slowly.

Steve Rogers, who called himself a courier, stood outside the door.

He clenched his fists nervously, and raised his head the moment he opened the door.

On this day, Steve didn't wear the uniform of the American team, he was dressed in a casual outfit, a simple gray vest from S.H.I.E.L.D. and a pair of sweatpants from Daniel...

His eyes excitedly looked at the person in front of him as if in fear, from the beginning to the end.

"Bucky, do you know me?"

He softly called his old friend's name.

Then, I accidentally noticed that the other party was wearing the same style of sweatpants as I was →_→.

"You...cough...cough..."

He wanted to speak, but was choked by a mouthful of plums, coughing violently, and Bucky, who started to cry when he coughed, was heartbroken.

Steve was terrified of him.

He threw the courier box on the ground aside, tried to pat Bucky on the back in a panic, and kept comforting him: "Bucky, don't get excited! Don't get excited, let's think about it slowly...it doesn't matter if we don't remember, God , don't cry..."

"Who the hell is crying!" the Winter Soldier yelled hoarsely.

Steve gave him a complicated look: "Okay, okay, you didn't cry."