The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Natasha has always been a super reliable ally, and the person Daniel turned to for help this time is finally reliable.

The two of them ran out to go shopping early in the morning.

In Natasha's words, 'honey, how long has it been since you had a good look?Now I can't even remember the little magic prince on the stage back then'.

Daniel blinked his big blue eyes, immediately grabbed a rabbit out of his pocket in cooperation, and handed it over gracefully: "Honey, I'll see you off."

Natasha was amused by him, and she took the rabbit casually, held it in her arms, touched it and asked, "How long can it last?"

"Four hours, the handkerchief became very clean." Daniel replied with a smile.

Then, he added in distress: "Unfortunately, Tony doesn't seem to be interested in this... Last time, when he was standing in front of a armor with a troubled look on his face, I changed the armor into a A pig, in the end, he was so angry that he kicked me out of the studio directly."

"Uh...Are you sure Tony is looking troubled, not thinking?" Natasha said weakly, "Maybe, he was thinking about where to start modifying the armor..."

She raised her head and saw the innocent and pitiful expression in those blue eyes, and said decisively: "Forget it, it doesn't matter, let's go shopping first!"

At the same time, when Daniel left the building early in the morning, Tony, who had been staying in the workshop recently, actually came out.

After pouring himself a cup of coffee, he lazily lay down on the sofa, looking half dead.

When Steve came out of the gym, he found Iron Man, who had been 'depressed' recently, wearing a black vest, lying on the sofa expressionlessly, biting his nails in a daze.

He hesitated a little at the door.

Because of the Winter Soldier, he wasn't sure if he wanted to see him now.

"With an old lover, have you completely forgotten about your friends? Captain, don't you even want to see my face now?" Tony said in that usual sarcastic tone.

"No, I just... just thought you didn't want to see me." The captain replied honestly, "I'm sorry, Tony."

Although he apologized, his tone was calm.

Because, under Daniel's many disturbances, Steve is now gradually understanding the true meaning behind Tony's seemingly harsh words.Therefore, he knew instinctively that the other party was probably... showing affection, or in other words, trying to find a way for both of them.

If you are irritated by his deliberately mean tone, turn around and leave, or retort angrily, then it's over!

Just like that 'language', he will definitely remember you for the rest of his life, and he will take it out and talk about it from time to time.

Therefore, Steve replied to the other party very frankly, and walked in openly.

He used the towel around his neck to wipe his blond hair that was sweaty from working out. Under the gray tight-fitting T-shirt, there were strong and graceful muscle lines, as dazzling as the rising sun in the morning.

Stark whistled ignorantly, and sighed: "As expected, he is the male god most wanted to be X voted by all the women in the United States."

"What's that?" Steve asked, frowning.

"Don't worry about voting by public opinion." Tony replied casually.

Steve paused for a moment and didn't continue to ask.

Anyway, in his opinion, Tony always has countless one-liners and all kinds of strange humor.

He didn't think he, an outdated guy, could keep up with the other party's thinking.

Therefore, instead of being led around by him and not knowing the situation, the best way is to ignore him and follow your own train of thought.

"Let's have breakfast together! Seriously, Tony, you look terrible, Daniel should be worried about you all the time."

Steve took out the eggs from the refrigerator and skillfully started frying them, while chatting casually.

However, he tacitly did not mention Bucky Barnes's name to avoid another unnecessary conflict.

Although Tony noticed that the portion of Steve's breakfast was obviously for three people, he was willing to pretend to be ignorant.

After hearing the captain's question, he first stretched lazily on the sofa, and then said in a joking tone: "God, you really reminded me! That little bastard Daniel! He is now facing When I was there, I was very nervous, as if I was a poor-quality glass, if I accidentally dropped it on the ground, it would break into pieces."

He used several rhetorical questions with strong emotions at once: "Am I so fragile? Doesn't he know that I am Iron Man? Isn't Tony Stark made of steel? Isn't Iron Man invincible?"

Steve subconsciously showed a slight smile at his passionate tone.

"He's been as clingy as a cat lately, really! In the name of comforting me, he has come up with all kinds of things..."

Tony complained unbearably: "I have already passed the age of seventeen or eighteen years old when I was in love, and I can't wait for two people to melt together! He has made me speechless recently! I am a man! A mature Man, not a girl who makes him protective, seriously, you don't know what shit he does... Forget it, every time he nags in my ear, I just want to press him Fell on the bed and fucked until he completely shut up..."

"You...?" Steve asked hesitantly after a while: "...Are you embarrassed? Actually, if you don't like being treated so carefully by Daniel, you can tell him directly instead of being awkward on your own on."

"Excuse me? Awkward?" Tony opened his big brown eyes, as if in shock: "What gave you such a terrible illusion."

"Daniel said..." The captain watched him quietly with a very slow tone and strange eyes and said, "Every time you want to cover up something uncomfortable, you will talk at length, and then , put liking into disliking. Do you feel a little ashamed when Daniel sees his vulnerable side?"

"Just kidding! Who am I? Daniel always talks nonsense. He likes to make rumors about me."

Tony slandered the other party very positively and said: "Don't trust him, captain, he is a liar."

Steve shrugged slightly, deciding not to get involved in the dispute between the two men.

Then, he put the fried eggs on a plate, put them in front of him, and said calmly: "Well, I believe you, if it makes you feel better."

"...Hey, I want to argue with you again, Rogers."

"But I have no intention of arguing with you, Tony."

"God, who taught you to be bad? Falcon? Black Widow? Hawkeye? No matter who it is, give me back that upright, dull, and incomprehensible captain."

"No, no, neither, I think, it's probably Daniel and..." Steve thought about it seriously, and replied with a smile: "You!"

"I think we should have a fight."

With a stern face, Iron Man bit the fried egg hard, sucking the yolk while speaking viciously.

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In the afternoon, when the pure vision really believed in Daniel's theory of "psychotherapy", and after Daniel promised to "take him to visit the Scarlet Witch Wanda in two days", he obediently put Tony to work. The 'live broadcast' of the room was projected.

He is familiar with this matter, he is a hook.

At this time, Tony, who was wearing a vest, was sitting on the table, writing and drawing sideways, not knowing what he was calculating.

But his expression is very serious, and he is also very handsome.

"Actually, Tony's earnest working appearance is much more attractive than his playboy appearance." Daniel looked at the screen projected by the illusion, and said happily: "It's when he's working, he's too careless."

On the screen, Tony was poking his butt and kicking his legs. He didn't know what to dismantle in the back compartment of a car, and several wires were pulled out from his hands.

Natasha blinked and declined to comment.

"Okay, to be honest."

Although the red-haired female agent really wants to gossip and watch the show, she still has a 'professional ethics' explanation: "Actually, Daniel, I don't know what effect you want to achieve...you really want me to direct ?”

"At least you have more experience than me." Daniel looked at Natasha full of admiration and trust: "Well...just make Tony happy. Every time I make him happy, he gets very angry."

"Turn his armor into a pig?" Natasha asked with a smile.

"Uh... Sometimes, on the road to success, you have to fail a few times." Daniel replied righteously: "But sometimes, rich experience can reduce the chance of failure. So, Natasha, you Gotta help me."

Then, he started to wander around in front of the mirror to check himself in a serious manner, and he still muttered: "The clothes are OK, the hairstyle is OK, and the earphones are OK..."

Clint glances over and rolls his eyes at the ceiling.

Vision showed a disapproving expression: "Mr. Black, I think...you shouldn't do this. You should talk to Mr. directly."

"You don't understand, Vision." Daniel said earnestly, "Your father's duplicity is serious, and I'm short-tempered, so it's easy to quarrel when we don't agree with each other."

"...Mr. Stark is not my father." Vision was silent for a while before replying on the verge of death.

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"Would you like to take a break?"

When Tony heard this sentence, he was wearing that black vest, biting a screwdriver, and wearing protective glasses, lying on the ground, repairing or modifying a Stark brand sports car on his back.

Recently, the news has been reporting about some kind of environmentally friendly sports car that Stark Industries will soon launch using new energy sources.

Maybe, that was exactly what he was doing?

However, just looking at him now, he doesn't look like a billionaire at all. He is simply a mechanic in a garage.

He poked his head out from under the car, his forehead and face were still stained with black fuel oil, his eyes were extremely vigilant, as if he was guarding against something: "Why are you here again? Let me set off fireworks; don’t give me some dark food to try; don’t turn my clothes into sexy lingerie; don’t turn into a bunch of dancing rabbits running around here; let alone you…”

He took a deep breath and said, "If you dare to turn the sports car I installed so hard into a pig, I will never forgive you."

"Uh..." Daniel blinked his blue eyes, and subconsciously tapped the invisible earphones on his ears with his fingers.

However, Natasha didn't speak for a long time, probably stunned by Tony's words.

Daniel had no choice but to tap the earphone carefully and covertly with his fingers.

Under Tony's gaze, it's really difficult...

[…Uh, you go over there, squat down, and then, you have to go kiss him. ]

Fortunately, Natasha's psychological quality is excellent, and she recovered quickly, commanding in the earphones: "Daniel, I think you really need to soften your attitude!"Seriously, I just discovered today that Tony Stark is actually a very good-tempered person, if you treat me like you treat him, I will definitely hang you to the beam for three days and three nights...]

Of course, Daniel couldn't justify himself now.

Therefore, he couldn't tell the other party that he was really...really...everything was kind.

For example, at the beginning, the fireworks were intended to be romantic, but it seems that they chose the wrong place to put them; try dark dishes, and they are not unpalatable, but the super spicy curry is put a little too much, but this is also out of good intentions , he just wanted the other party to cry openly, and don't hold on so strongly.

(Tony roars: I told you earlier, don't watch those romantic dramas with Barton! I'm not sad anymore, I don't want to cry at all).

Also, changing sexy underwear or something, isn't this a trick between couples?

(Tony: I'd love it if you turned your clothes into lingerie, but fuck don't mine.)

Turning into a rabbit is Daniel's usual method. Well, this magic is still not appreciated by Tony.

As for the armor turning into a pig, that... really just saw Tony standing there with a distressed face, and Daniel kindly wanted to help solve the problem.

It's a pity that due to the relatively half-baked use of the magic spell, although the armor was turned into a pig, when the magic power reached the time limit, the armor did not recover, but returned to the original state of the item... a pile of scrap metal pieces.

This is tantamount to scrapping one of Tony's armors, which is the latest armor newly developed, tested dozens of times, and adjusted countless times.

(Tony: You're fucking more destructive than a supervillain!)

'It's okay, these are small things! '

Daniel could only comfort himself silently.

Then, according to Natasha's instruction, he leaned over, intending to squat down and kiss Tony... Probably because he was a little nervous, he didn't find the right place, kissed the black engine oil, and was a little dumbfounded.

[Baby, you really know how to find, so you can't pick a place without oil. ] Natasha chanted weakly in the earphone.

However, Tony opened his eyes wide in surprise, with a smile on his face.

Then, holding back the corners of his lips that were about to turn up, he stretched out his thumb maliciously, and evenly spread the black engine oil: "It looks quite evil. How does the oil taste?"

As he asked, he looked at Daniel subconsciously.

It took almost three seconds for the experienced playboy to realize something, and then, a clear smile flashed across his big brown eyes.

However, he still asked casually, "Who chose your clothes?"

"The taste...is not very good." Daniel wiped his mouth with his sleeve in disgust.

However, when it came to clothes, he immediately replied happily: "Natasha chose it, isn't it handsome?"

"Like a little devil." Tony raised his eyebrows, subconsciously using teasing to cover up his inner fluctuations.

He originally thought that he knew enough about the guy in front of him, but now he realized that he didn't know enough.

Perhaps, this is the difference in aesthetics between men and women!

Compared to Daniel who always wears light-colored clothes, Natasha boldly helped him choose a black shirt, plus that slightly curly black hair. Others would look thick or over-mature when dressed like this. The one in front of him is different, because the dark color of his body, on the contrary, particularly highlights the pair of dark blue eyes that are full of vitality all the time, not only does not feel very mature, but looks extraordinarily lively.

While thinking about it, Tony planned to get out from under the car and have a good talk with Daniel.

As long as, this time, the other party doesn't have a sudden convulsion...

Coincidentally, at the same time, Natasha also took the opportunity to teach Daniel a sentence: [You can't talk so stupidly, go!Pull him out from under the car.Then, you can lean in, be intimate, and ask him if he likes it. ]

Daniel immediately grabbed Tony's arms obediently, pulling him out like a dead dog.

During this period, Tony was stunned by his actions: "What are you doing? Hey hey... Wait, I'll do it myself... God, you slow down, my leg is stuck, stuck... FUCK! Don't Pull! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!"

When Clint saw this scene, he hugged his belly with a smile and slid under the sofa.

[Oh my god, it’s not like this, be gentle, take your time...forget it! ] Natasha covered her face with a headache.

However, the quick-tempered Daniel managed to pull Tony out from under the car.

They sat side by side on a rectangular tin box of unknown purpose.

Daniel followed Natasha's instructions very obediently, leaned closer (putting his arms around Tony's neck), and asked dryly, "Do you like it?"

[God, Daniel, when you speak, can you be softer and put some emotion into it! ]

Natasha frantically said in the earphone: [Your tone and actions are simply like, "If you dare to say that you don't like it, I will strangle you to death"]

Sure enough, Tony didn't feel any ambiguous atmosphere at all.

He tilted his head with a stiff expression, trying to maintain a casual tone: "What's wrong with you? What do you like? Are you talking about yourself, or this suit? If it's clothes...it's not bad."

Then, he paused, thinking that he should make some efforts, such as demonstrating correctly...

So, he said softly in a hoarse and magnetic voice: "Actually, I prefer you to wear nothing."

[Listen, listen!You really should study hard! ]

Natasha scolded in the earphones: [Stark doesn't say anything else, this kind of rascal words that come out of the mouth are really top-notch. ]

'Why should I learn to play hooligans? 'Daniel yelled in his heart in grief and indignation.

But, he couldn't communicate directly with Natasha now, so he could only hold back, feeling that he was about to suffer internal injuries.

[Okay, don't just sit there stupidly, do something suggestive, Daniel.For example, touch his thigh, or kiss his ear, or, you can also say something ambiguous.Haven't you two slept together... Don't be so innocent!When the atmosphere improves, you can apologize for the previous prank in a calmer tone, and if you have any worries or questions, you can take the opportunity to say it tactfully...]

Natasha directed with a smile.

'I didn't play any pranks before. 'Daniel was unconvinced and wanted to refute, but unfortunately there was no way to communicate directly.

However, the shrewd and capable red-haired female agent was quite proud at this time.

Because it wasn't too difficult, these two guys have always liked each other, the difference is only a little tacit cooperation and romantic attitude.

She thinks, as long as she gently pushes the waves, it will be OK.

Clint handed over a bottle of soda thoughtfully, and Natasha took a sip happily.

Vision asked earnestly with a confused expression: "Ms. Romanov, do you really think this can cure Mr. Stark's psychological problems?"

"Of course." Although it was not kind to fool Vision before.

But Natasha still answered very positively: "When you are sad, what can soothe your heart more than the caress and company of your lover?"

"Actually, I've been quite sad recently." Clint interjected with a sad expression at the right time.

Natasha turned her head and blinked.

Then, she patted Hawkeye's round face pityingly, patted her chest again and said, "Come on, honey, isn't it just losing three months' salary to the Winter Soldier? I'll give you any pocket money you want."

Clint immediately shut his mouth, refusing to answer the insulting question.

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In fact, during the time the three of them were chatting, Daniel's actions did not go so smoothly.

First of all, touching the thigh... Daniel is still quite shy in nature.

So, he stared at the ceiling in embarrassment, hesitated for three or four seconds, and decided to make a quick decision.

So, he slapped Tony very hard, and the slap made Tony scream. He immediately hugged his thigh in pain, bent over, and instantly became shorter.

[I let you touch, not shoot! ! ! ! ]

Natasha, who was drinking soda, squirted out the soda, almost forgot to control the volume, and shouted into the earphones.

It's a pity that it's a little late.

Daniel made a coherent movement in one breath, and next turned his head to kiss his ear. Because Tony was so short that he was already sore, he missed it, so he lost his balance and pressed on it.

Iron Man, who was not wearing armor, was immediately thrown unsteadily from the box to the ground by him.

The back of the head hit the floor heavily, 'Boom! ' With the sound, Clint couldn't help closing his eyes because of the pain for him...

[…pretty good……]

Natasha, who came back to her senses, made a rather speechless comment in the earphones: [Although you failed in flirting, but you can graduate if you "pounce and reach your goal" or something. ]

Tony stared at the star for a while, the world was spinning, and after he almost vomited, he gritted his teeth in his heart and greeted the eighteen generations of Daniel's ancestors.

Then, he gritted his teeth viciously and asked, "Did you come here specially to fight today?"

"I'm actually here to comfort your wounded heart, do you believe it?" Daniel replied with a bitter face while maintaining the posture of pressing on him.

"I don't believe it." Tony said firmly, "You are here to destroy my spirit and body."

"I beg you, Daniel! Don't comfort me anymore, I'm fine now. But for a while, I'm really dying from 'your comfort'!"

Daniel looked shocked.

He couldn't help showing the sad expression after "suffering a major blow" on his face, and he almost burst into tears.

Natasha covered her face in embarrassment.

Clint rolled on the ground laughing.

In silence,

Vision quietly turned off the projection.

He rested his chin with his hand, thinking seriously: "Human love is really too complicated."