The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

The wedding was hastily held in a chapel on the second floor of the Manhattan Marriage Registry.

The registration office here is very considerate, and it can be called a one-stop service. You can register in the lobby on the first floor, and you can hold a wedding ceremony directly on the second floor (if you don’t think it’s grand enough, you can do it again when you go home).

While dealing with those trivial chores, Miss Potts felt incomparably strange. With Tony's personality who loves the limelight and loves big scenes, how could he be so low-key today?

Moreover, she looked at Tony who wanted to stick together, or unilaterally stick to Daniel, with a strange expression, and always felt something was wrong.But these two people have indeed been 'cohabiting' for a long time. According to common sense, it is not impossible to want to get married on a whim, but why do they feel that something is wrong?

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Miss Potts looked at her watch and said to Tony: "Why haven't the captain and Nat come yet?"

However, Tony didn't give her a single look, but continued to stare at Daniel intently, his expression eager and eager, like a traveler in the desert seeing an oasis.

It was the first time to use the love potion, and Daniel, who was not very skilled in business, almost regretted it to death.

He found that besides making the other party obsessed with himself, the love potion seems to be able to lower the IQ.

Now Tony can't hold others in his eyes at all, even turning a blind eye to Miss Potts who is like a family member, he just stares at himself almost obsessively, making him feel restless and restless.

So, how did those silly witches who used the love potion tolerate that the person they liked turned into such a fool?

In fact, all they love is the face, right?

"Tony!" Little Pepper was annoyed by his attitude. He worked so hard to help decorate the wedding scene, and tried his best to make this simple wedding look decent, but this guy's attitude was not grateful. It's too irritating to ignore so coldly.

"Uh...sorry, he's...uh, anyway, I'm sorry, Miss Potts." Daniel hurriedly apologized.

But at the next moment, Tony suddenly hugged him from behind, put his head on his shoulder, and said affectionately: "Honey, your voice is so beautiful, like a lark singing on a branch. Please, Come on, tell me one more sentence."

Miss Potts had a disgusted look of 'can I go to the side and throw up'.

Daniel felt like crying a little bit.

He blinked his blue eyes hard, swallowing back the tears silently.

Finally, when the wedding started, none of the members of the Avengers came.

In fact, Daniel felt relieved that everyone didn't come.

He just hoped that the less people saw Tony being stupid, the better.

They stood before the notary, hand in hand.

Everyone felt that this couple was too much in love. The bodies that were tightly attached to each other kept staring at each other for a moment, as if everything was ready, and they were just waiting for the answer "I do".

(Daniel: Not—)

The band began to play, and despite the haste of the matter, able Miss Potts helped prepare everything she could.

Daniel was a little relieved.

At this time, he felt that although things were slightly different from what he had imagined, everything was going on normally.

But at the next moment, with a sound of 'whoosh', a sharp arrow rotated and nailed straight to the floor in front of Tony in an unstoppable domineering posture. .

Daniel turned his head subconsciously. Hawkeye Clint was standing at the doorway on the second floor, holding a folding bow firmly in his arm. Another arrow rested on the bowstring and aimed at Tony.

He was wearing goggles, and he couldn't see the look in his eyes. He just shouted in a very soft tone that he had never seen before: "Honey, come, come and get out of here with me."

"What?" Daniel was surprised.

He looked at the arrow on the ground, then at Hawkeye, and asked speechlessly, "Clint, what are you doing?"

Tony still didn't respond, as if completely caught in a frenzied atmosphere.

He was immersed in his own world, his big brown eyes fixed on Daniel, and he didn't care about anything else.

At this time, Natasha in black tights, like a ghost at night, suddenly and silently jumped up from an unknown hidden place. When she jumped up, her slender and powerful thighs suddenly wrapped around Tony's neck. At the bottom, the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu triangle lock, a difficult backflip, directly threw the crazy Iron Man who was still immersed in his own world.

Then, she stood up again, hugged Daniel, and said in a hoarse voice: "Don't worry about those bastards, we are just a couple."

Daniel, who was almost buried in the chest by the goddess: "Happiness" came so suddenly, I was already confused.

"No, you should go with me!" The Winter Soldier also rushed out at this time. He wanted to take Daniel away, but because of his one arm, he had to drive away Natasha first, so...

Although he doesn't have a metal arm, Bucky is also a master of fighting. In the blink of an eye, Natasha and Natasha performed more than a dozen quick moves in a row. This scene is so wonderful that it can be used as a standard fighting tutorial for S.H.I.E.L.D. .

Steve came in last.

He looked at the situation in front of him, pulled out the shield on his back, and quickly threw it over, immediately forcing Natasha and the Winter Soldier to take three steps back.

Then, he strode forward, grabbed Daniel's hand, and called softly, "Daniel!"

"Do you fucking think I'm dead? Warning, let go of my people, Captain."

Tony, who was hit by Natasha just now, quickly put on his armor, flew in mid-air, and returned to the chaos.

"Oh, mygod!" screamed Miss Potts.

She looked around in panic: "This... this, what's going on? My God! My God! My God!"

"I don't know..." Daniel, who seemed to be a 'heartbeater', felt pain in his heart, liver and lungs.

Feeling ashamed, he covered his face firmly with his coat, and then silently suppressed his tears again.

"God, oh my! Where's the supervillain?"

The reporter who rushed over after getting the news personally carried the video camera to videotape the superheroes in the room: "Why did our hero, our patron saint, fight by himself?"

In just a few words, Natasha and Clint, the two top agents of SHIELD, have already rolled into a ball.

They punched each other with their fists, but because they were too familiar with each other's moves, and now their brains were confused, they didn't think and analyze, and they all relied on instinct, so no one could do anything to each other for a while.

Winter Soldier, Captain and Iron Man also fight.

The three of them have another style, sometimes unite and sometimes fight each other, which can be called the chaotic scene of the Three Kingdoms.

Fortunately, everyone's brains are offline at present, and the damage is limited.

For example, Clint completely forgot about his bow and arrow ability, and actually threw away the folding bow, delusional to fight with Natasha, but was hit by Natasha on the ground.For example, the captain forgot to use a shield, the winter soldier forgot to use a gun, and they were all fighting with instinctive fighting skills.

As for Tony, logically speaking, he should be considered the strongest wearing steel armor.But he didn't have the consciousness that he could use hot weapons at all, so he used the steel armor as a defensive armor, and foolishly fought with two master fighters.

At the beginning, some wedding staff were scared and wanted to escape.

But soon, this kind of scene similar to a street fight made everyone realize: 'Oh, it's so rare, these superhero fights are not lethal, they are just fists and kicks. '

'It's better than punching!Everyone knows a lot! '

'...It seems that fighting is no different from ordinary people except that they are stronger and more skilled!They were all rolling around and shaking their fists. '

'When you are jealous, what kind of super power do you use!Isn't this just a friendly exchange of ideas! '

'When you were friendly, you punched a hole in the wall! '

As the group of people chatted, those desperate reporters bravely carried their cameras and ran across the entire room.

The Avengers huddled together and ignored the 'passing' reporters.

However, despite taking such a big risk, when reporters interviewed the staff who were no longer afraid, they asked, 'Aren't you afraid that these superheroes will hurt everyone?Are you not afraid of the destructive power of superheroes? ', the answers they got were all unreliable jokes.

Something like: 'Hey, don't worry, it's just a marriage grab! ''What?Grim expression?When the foolish boy in the third grade next door to me was dueling for love, he had the same expression, young man, even a little love can't handle''same sex?What happened to the same sex?Same-sex marriages are allowed in all countries, I warn you, don't engage in discrimination. ''what happened?You don't know how to look for yourself, this is obviously a robbery! ''money?loss?It's okay, Iron Man's employees just said that they will pay, and the compensation will be doubled. '

It can only be said that the entertainment spirit of the American people is quite strong in a certain way, especially in the face of new gossip articles about superheroes, they responded with great enthusiasm, watching, posting small videos, and brainstorming. Make up stories and tell jokes.

In the blink of an eye, such as <Superhero is also a mortal> <What to take back your heart, my love> <That day, we snatched a marriage together>, <Civil war caused by love>, <We are not superheroes, we All kinds of weird headlines, such as "Just Crazy for Love", quickly rushed to the top ten of the Internet search list...

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At the same time, General Ross, who was waiting for the group of Avengers and the latest reply to the registration bill, finally had a feeling in his heart when he heard the news from his subordinates that "the superheroes fought because of the reason for the registration". The dust has settled.

Colonel Rhodes said with a serious face: "General, do you want to send out a war machine to stop them?"

"Not for the time being." General Ross didn't notice the hesitant expression of the subordinate, and said with a serious face: "The registration bill is imperative. For the time being, let them communicate internally."

Colonel Rhodes showed a look of embarrassment and pain. This kind of "internal communication", which is called "internal communication", actually secretly hopes that the superheroes will "fight internally until both sides are hurt". He can guess, but due to his identity, there is no way to stop it.

He sincerely hoped that everyone would stay rational and not really beat their heads to the ground because of this kind of thing.

"By the way, where are they fighting?" General Ross asked casually the subordinate who had come to report back.

He wasn't so mad that he didn't care about anything. If it was a downtown area, he would definitely have to send troops to take care of it, so as not to cause major damage.

"Marriage Registration Office in Manhattan, New York." The subordinate replied in a complicated tone.

"What? What are they doing there?" General Ross asked in surprise.

"Uh...according to the media at the scene, it's marriage robbery..."

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"Think of a way, hurry up and think of a way, Daniel!" Miss Potts shouted anxiously, "It's impossible for them to fight like this."

Daniel, who also knew that it was impossible to continue like this, held two tears in pain, and closed his eyes in despair.

Then, he ignored the question of whether he should be ashamed, and quickly called his good friend Charles Xavier: "Charles...quick...help!"