That little fly

The water is clear and shallow, and the clothes are adjusted, and the breath is lifted.It is said that he is not good at composing poems, but Shui Qingqian thinks that his poems are easy to understand and down-to-earth, which is not bad.Now it is necessary to make a poem in seven steps, and it is reasonable to lower the standard appropriately, right?Out of the corner of his eyes, he caught sight of the palace servant who was serving the dishes, and with quick wit and quick thinking, he immediately composed a five-character rhyming composition,

"goose,

The curved item is cut with a knife,

Pluck the hair and add water,

Turn on the heat and cover the pot. "

Pfft—countless people sprayed it.

"Hahahahaha..."

The loud laughter that filled the hall almost didn't overturn the eaves.

This poem, uh, let's call it a 'poem', is a shame.According to common sense, when such a scandal breaks out, the scene should be:

"What a shame! You have a thick skin."

"If it doesn't work, just hide your clumsiness. Why bother to show your face, there are foreign envoys here."

"Did she do it on purpose?"

But it's very weird. Apart from these normal evaluations, the mainstream reaction from the hall is:

"Nice job!!!"

"Hahaha. It's so funny. Sure enough, when the sparrow came out, it instantly killed the audience."

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..." Xie Ming choked on a sip of wine, his face turned red from coughing, and he pulled Gu Ershao thickly, "Do you still love your little sparrow?"

"Must!" Second Young Master Gu shouted, and then the Sixth Young Master of the Imperial Capital, like other powerful young masters and young chicken blood party, stood up and whistled and clapped their hands.

Young heroes like Yuan Mu were also applauded, "Dare to play heartbeat on this occasion, the little sparrow really lives up to its reputation."

Well, if you insist on defining these behaviors as booing, then there are still some people, really sophisticated people, who think about Qian Qianqian:

Zhai Hou stroked his beard, "I thought he was a handsome and gentle person, but he turned out to be a clever ghost."

"Little girl, childish." An Guogong shook his head, but there was no expression of criticism on his face, but a smile.As a handsome old man, the scene of just proposing marriage made the old man quite disgusting.This girl's performance just gave a sigh of relief.

The British father patted his thigh and praised, "Good girl."

To put it bluntly, the old foxes who have a city in their hearts think that this is the little girl's counterattack.

That little feudal lord just showed his admiration for your talent and learning, and then proposed to marry you, and you made a self-deprecating song in return, which is like throwing a brick at someone's face directly.However, the little girl didn't name her name, and she didn't use violent methods.You bunch of barbarians blindly begged for marriage and caused such a big obstacle to the girl's reputation, why can't the little girl express her dissatisfaction?Combining Qian Qianqian's previous deeds, I want to say that this poem is not a deliberate revenge of the little girl, who is it to deceive?

Even if not everyone can think of this level, that's okay, isn't there a poem inscribed on Jiangshan Juan?It was only yesterday evening that Qian Qianqian added inscriptions and poems to the Jiangshan scroll. Although there were not many people at the scene, the literati were always well aware of such matters. I didn't leave the collection of Jiuzhou Pavilion that will be exhibited soon. Naturally, Qian Qianqian's painting will also be mentioned, and good poems will naturally be appreciated. Now that the first impression has been planted, then the little girl is turning a corner at this moment to shoot The willful work with blood on the face was naturally laughed off by the adults.

Besides, this five-character rhythm has no advantages at all. Look how happy the atmosphere is now!

Because there is this laughable and generous song "Boiled Goose" at the bottom, then the Phoenix girls in the future can come out and show their talents no matter what level they are.Of course, after Qian Qianqian, the old enemy Princess Wen'an was the first to jump out, and under the banner of the number one talented woman in Dongzhou, she recited a five-character rhythm without hesitation.

What? 'What's the matter' entertains the guests and sings Zhanlu, and the music plays Juntian. 'Even in the poem, she pointed out that the Nine Barbarians, the Five Dies, and the Ten Thousand Kingdoms came to court, with extremely gorgeous style.Undoubtedly, Princess Wen'an's poem can overturn "Boiled Goose" to the ground (it seems not worth showing off). What's important is that after Princess Wen'an sang it, she herself became an official. 'Comments, and won the award.All the while.

"I don't dare to be a talented girl or something. I don't want outsiders to see our jokes and think that the famous girls in Dongzhou are all from the lower Liba... Am I right, Miss Qianqian?" Confidence and the soaked radish Like a tassel, its branches stand up.

"What kind of girl is she, she's just a cheap girl." Another girl with no morals said, "Qian Qianqian, if you don't know how to write poetry, you have to say that you can't. Your reputation is ruined by you."

"Oh! Why is she afraid? She is from a small family, and she will be carried into the mansion through the corner gate in the future." This is mocking Qian Qianqian's humble background, implying that she can only be a concubine,

"...something that can't be put on the table."

"Isn't that a perfect match?" Princess Wen'an covered her mouth with a fan and giggled.

Shui Qingqian looked surprised and confused as the Phoenix girls satirized him.What happened?They didn't care about their face and politeness, and directly scolded others! ?

How did Shui Qingqian know that the little sparrow had long been outraged by the public.Last time at the Peach Blossom Banquet, a group of perverted boys were so instigated by Qian Qianqian that they scolded them with all sorts of nasty words. In the end, of course, the hatred was all on Qian Qianqian's head.Now the phoenix girls are all congratulating to overwhelm the little sparrow, plus all kinds of showing off.

"Sister Wen'an let us also see the pine smoke ink that the government rewarded, okay?"

"I heard that since the death of Master Mo Tinggui, there are not many top-quality pine smoke ink in the palace."

"For a talented woman like the princess sister who often dances and writes, a piece of pine smoke ink can be said to be hard to come by."

"So, my contribution is not insignificant. Your Royal Highness should really thank me." Qian Qianqian suddenly interjected with a smile.

Swipe, swipe—a vigilant gaze fell on someone.

"It's up to you? Daydreaming."

"It's just wishful thinking."

Qian Qianqian spread her hands, "Because that poem of mine just helped you get praise and rewards smoothly, didn't it?"

"You're not ashamed. That's called poetry? I'm afraid it will dirty my mouth if I say it."

"What a joke."

"You, you shameless, lowly servant girl. What is your identity, how dare you talk about being equal to us in front of us?"

Shui Qingqian looks at the anxious and white-faced Yue Gui, always acting like a bird in the early days, making no progress at all.He wrote lightly, "Oh, the defeated general, how can you speak bravely?"

"you!"

Shui Qingqian is not worried, he has a vest anyway.In public, you can be ashamed if you have the ability.

Facts have proved that Princess Wen'an was really happy too early.It was not only her who was praised as the number one talented woman in Dongzhou, Song Yanmo's reward seemed to be less precious and rare than what they boasted, and almost everyone who heard about it had a share.This reward is a bit like when the sage took a few elders to appreciate the paintings. From the sage, to the cabinet ministers, to some foreign envoys who finally got their senses, almost every poem was as good as every girl who showed her talents. To boast.The sage praised and gave rewards at the same time. The standard of praise was low and the rewards were high, which made many good men who had read poetry and books jealous so much that they wished to be reborn as daughters.But no matter how low the standard was, Qian Qianqian was left behind.This is fair, and there is no lower limit for officials to open their eyes and praise "Boiled Goose" with nonsense.

"Where is Qianqian?" After one round, Emperor Jiayou called out.

"Officials."

"I want to reward you too."

"Isn't it?" Xie Ming immediately complained in a low voice below, "Can the little sparrow be a little more heaven-defying?"

Rong Shao next to him also complained, "The officials are too limitless."

The officials didn’t reward them for their poems. He revealed the answer, “For your painting. Back then, other people’s paintings were also rewarded.”

At this time, the banquet is getting better and better, and it is time to show off the collection of Kyushu Pavilion, starting from Shui Qingqian.Xiao Huangmen came out holding the scroll, and "Jiangshan Volume" officially debuted.

Vigorous and dynamic, majestic and majestic, it is astonishing... There are too many beautiful words, and it makes people feel tired.In short, as soon as the picture scroll was opened, the momentary silence that filled the hall and the ensuing low humming only proved one thing: this painting, painting, calligraphy, and poems are all at the level of masters, and that little sparrow , well deserved.

The singing stage and musical troupe in the center of Linde Hall have been removed, and then there are rows of calligraphy and painting shelves standing in the center. The collection of Kyushu Pavilion will be displayed here in a while.

He slapped his face naked.

The phoenix girls hadn't shaken enough yet, and Qianqian's little sparrow made another big move, kicking a group of phoenix girls down from the clouds so hard that their heads and faces were covered in blood.

Shui Qingqian watched the two little yellow gates hang his painting on the calligraphy and painting shelf in the center of the hall, "Jiangshan Scroll" was stared at by hundreds of pairs of vicious experts, so that the hairs of a certain person stood on end.

"Qianqian..." The saint hid it with a dry cough, and he almost missed it, "Girl Qianqian, what do you want to reward?"

"Official family," looked back at his painting three times, reluctantly, "Can I ask the official family to give it to the slave family?"

Many big names laughed.

Old Lu Ge was also laughing, he really loved this talented little girl, "Girl Qianqian, this is your painting, how can the officials appreciate it?"

"Then..." Qian Qianqian hesitated, and asked softly, "Can I ask the officials not to let it be displayed?"

Quiet--

why?

Many people want to ask, such excellent works do not appear every year. This painting is likely to be included in the library of Hongwen Museum. Qian Qianqian may be famous forever. This is a rare opportunity to gain both fame and fortune. You know what?These people present, no matter men or women, no matter how old or young, many people want to win this honor, but they can't reach the threshold in their whole life, and now there are still some people... But it seems that Qian Qianqian's request is not so difficult to understand.Think about the farce of the marriage proposal before, if it was replaced with a less taboo incident, what would happen to the ending of the little girl Qianqian?In the final analysis, Qian Qianqian is just a little girl with no obvious family background, is it a crime to conceive a jade?

It's not that Lu Ge always speculates about those young masters with the greatest malice, but it definitely doesn't rule out that someone is plotting to hit this little girl right now.Marrying as a wife may not be enough status, but becoming a concubine is a beautiful thing to put gold on your face, so many young masters are flocking to it.Even if Qian Qianqian has the eldest son of the Meng Mansion as his backer, there are many people he can't afford to offend, for example, his proud student, His Highness Zhao!From the beginning to the end, Lu Ge saw it seriously, His Highness Zhao's eyes never left the girl's body for three feet.The little crutch in the old man's heart poked again and again angrily.

"...Later, my family found out that I was not qualified to participate in the painting activities at the garden party that day." Qian Qianqian explained, "If that day hadn't happened, then there would have been no parades at the Peach Blossom Banquet, and there would be no today's..."

No need to explain, everyone understands.

The saint waved his hand, "Take the painting away."

Many people showed mixed expressions of regret and helplessness.

"Thanks to the official family." Shui Qingqian held the painting she finally got, and let out a sigh of relief.Even if this matter is over.If I knew I couldn't hide it from the officials, I might as well ask for it without taking off my vest, Shui Qingqian suddenly thought.

"Girl Qianqian, this painting was originally yours, and it's not considered a reward for you to take it away now. You can mention another one."

Shui Qingqian didn't expect that the official family actually wanted to give him something, the little flower in his heart bloomed, and his eyes turned around quickly, Shui Qingqian: "Guan family, the slave family wants to ask for a chance, uh, to talk to Wen'an County The Lord said a few words."

"Oh?" Emperor Jiayou was surprised, "Yes."

say?

With Princess Wen'an?

Many gossip hearts were beating hotly at this moment, and the whole family in the hall was not noisy.

Qianqian's little sparrow and the noble daughter of the clan are both talented and beautiful, but they are very different from each other. Who is Princess Wen'an is the princess? She is noble and dazzling, and famous in the capital.In contrast, Qianqian's little sparrow looks so thin and well-behaved, so weak that people can't help but take care of them.Looking at that delicate little pink figure, in the hall, the heart was beating thumping out of male protective instinct. At the same time, all kinds of irresistible charming thoughts flashed through the throbbing hearts of these young masters.

What other people were worried about was Qian Qianqian, but Ji Zhao knew very well that Wen An was going to be in trouble. Until now, Ji Zhao didn’t know why Luzi had trouble with Wen An, but he felt that the “bad guy” must be Luzi. Toe also knew, how could Wen An have the ability to bully him?

In full view of everyone, Shui Qingqian walked up to Princess Wen'an.

Under the main hall, it was even quieter.

Princess Wen'an sat there dignifiedly, not showing on the face, panicked in his heart.In just a few days, only Princess Wen'an experienced the destructive power of this little sparrow.

"I know you have looked for several officials surnamed Qian a few days ago, hoping to find me." Qian Qianqian started like this, almost showing her sharpness, "Thank you for looking up, but you are looking for the homes of officials of the fifth and sixth ranks...Actually, Jia Yan is just an ordinary pharmacist under the General Medical Association, a ninth-rank official, hehe, according to your vision, this should not be called an 'official', right?" The little sparrow's self-mockery made everyone here feel the first People who heard about her identity for the first time were all secretly surprised. A nine-rank official is not an official at all, but an ordinary commoner who receives special subsidies from the imperial court with his first-hand skills.

"His Royal Highness is noble, so naturally he doesn't look down on ordinary people. You don't like me, I know, but I hope that the princess's dislike for me is due to the princess's consistent aloofness and innocence. Not because of..." Qian Qianqian shook the scroll in her hand, "...these things."

As soon as Shui Qingqian finished speaking, a low buzzing sound of unknown meaning resounded in the hall.

Isn't Little Sparrow's battle for fame just like a ladies' garden party?On that day, the little sparrow made this picture of Jiangshan, and His Royal Highness made a story about cheating on honey... Tsk tsk tsk tsk, it is so wonderful that it can be recalled for 20 years.Some people think more deeply: No wonder the little sparrows were forced to perform dances at the Peach Blossom Banquet. It turned out that it wasn’t the gang of noble girls who bullied the little sparrows from humble backgrounds arbitrarily because of their status. It turns out that they have old grudges at all. Phoenix The girls are looking for revenge?

Tut tut tut -

"...In the end, at the Peach Blossom Banquet, there was still no match for Qianqian and the little sparrow, and the sword dance "No Clothes" wiped out the rich and noble girls." A "whisper" from a certain family son was heard by half of the hall. There was a certain expression on the young master's face.Half of the female phoenix women on the side of the women's family were stiff and their faces were extremely ugly.

Princess Wen'an's lips were blue and purple, and her whole body trembled slightly. She was extremely angry and ashamed. Going to the garden would make her a laughing stock, and the later peach blossom feast was ruined by Qian Qianqian's words... all because of this money Qianqian, this damned little sparrow, if it weren't for the public... Princess Wen'an tried her best to resist the desire to tear the little sparrow alive.

"I don't care," Qian Qianqian said generously, "If you are not convinced, you can come again. But the purpose of my request to the official today is not to say this."

"I've heard your evaluation of 'Prince Bai Zhan'." Shui Qingqian's tone and eyes changed at this time, revealing more majesty, "You said that Lieutenant Xie Zuo is a vulgar and reckless man. Made a few crooked poems to humiliate him."

"You're wrong." The little sparrow's voice echoed crisply in the quiet hall, "'Master of Hundred Wars' Xie Ming, Deputy Captain Xie Zuo, came from a famous family of poetry and books, and abide by the family motto: observe etiquette, be wise, and be righteous Stand up."

"He is young and flamboyant but calm when things happen, he is bloody and martial but never bullies the weak."

"He is open to all rivers and stands on a wall; his heart is like a rock, and he is so loyal."

"Righteousness, righteousness, bravery, and wisdom, Lieutenant Xie Zuo will definitely become the most dazzling general of the Eastern Continent Empire in the future, and become the pillar of the sky to guard this hot land."

"He will become a hero of the times." Qian Qianqian's declaration was full of pride and sonorous words, "I am very! Admire! Admire! He!!!"