That little fly

Mrs. Shui took over her son's education, and Mrs. Shui's method was to see the big from the small.

She taught Shui Qingqian how to manage the household accounts; the little landlord is amazing, this is called family business inheritance, and Shui Qingqian is six years old.

In Shui Qingqian's understanding, his parents should belong to the type of people who have no money and no power, so they have to live hard in the ravines. They are all veritable big families in the county, and there are dozens of miles of land, tenant farmers add up to hundreds of households, as well as the mountains, lakes, forests...or nothing else, the owner and his wife add a small Young master, with a pure-blooded hound outside, a family of four lives in a big house with dozens of rooms, where there are cooks, sweepers, flower growers, drivers... more than a dozen farmers are waiting for them.

Housekeeping or something, you can call it to manage a family's livelihood, but in the era of enfeoffment, being able to manage the food, clothing, housing and transportation of one hundred and eighty households can be regarded as the power of a small prince and small country.

Now, of course, this is the landowner.

Simple numerical calculations are not difficult at all; rationalized bookkeeping methods are easy to learn, coupled with simple personnel management... Anyway, as a small landlord, the child knows a thousand or eight hundred characters and can perform four arithmetic operations , It was all like playing, so three times, five times and two times, before the end of the month, Shui Qingqian's attention returned to the real world from the illusory legend of the Flying Clan's Midas touch.

The advantage of this is: it maintains the glorious image of his parents in Shui Qingqian's heart, and the disadvantage is: because Xiao Luzi can read the account book, so in addition to making things difficult for his parents, such classic problems as "where do I come from", his parents hide All kinds of tricks at home have been dug out...

It started like this.

Because I have dealt with firewood, rice, oil and salt, Shui Qingqian only knows that a drop of money is not very valuable.

According to the market prices he collected, a sling of money can buy about one fish, a pair of chickens, about ten catties of pork, plus a piece of cloth, which must be the cheapest white coarse cloth.

"Is there only a dime for the profit of an acre of land?" Luzi asked seriously after breaking off his fingers.

In this way, even if a family has [-] to [-] mu of land, it will only cost [-] to [-] mu in a year.Don't forget that the imperial court has to collect land tax and land tax. As tenant farmers, they have to pay a third of the rent every year to the big landlords in Xiongshan County, the Shuiyinzhuang family who never work, work, or produce.And Luzi was shocked to learn that good seedlings cost money!It's not that if you sprinkle the seeds casually and water them, things will grow in the ground for nothing.Farming requires sickles, hoes, and plows... These also cost money!

It's not enough to spend at all!

You don’t even need to break your fingers, and you can draw conclusions with certainty even if the water is clear and shallow.

Shui Qingqian has not yet understood the profound and compassionate thoughts of Confucianism, Legalism and Taoism. The most simple conscience tells him that while he does not work, he will be full of fat and fat. Stomach, this is not good, this is very bad!

Seeing the "family budget income and expenditure" made by his son, the owner of the water owner felt a little headache, and tried to suggest, "Otherwise, you can take away the expenses of these chickens and fish?"

"Buy it twice a month!" Meat is a must for meals, this is the experience that Xiao Luzi has summed up in his life.And he thinks he is very sensible and has already canceled Tangzi's budget.

Looking at the little bird's black, clear and clean eyes, the owner of the water village suddenly felt a sense of guilt that "the landlord and rich man have committed a lot of crimes and cruelly exploited the poor".Mrs. Water began to rub her temples, not knowing how to explain the difference between rich and poor to her little heron. 'Class' is really a very profound philosophical issue.

In the end, the question of 'Why Luzi can eat meat every day, but other children can only eat meat during the New Year' was recorded in the memo notes of "I Understand When I Grow Up", and then this question was temporarily put aside up.

but!

but! !

Do you think that with this arrangement, you adults can get away with it?

Hmph, you guys are too happy!

The little Luzi, who had the appearance of an angel and the fearful curiosity of a devil, held his own little abacus, and within two months, he dug out his father's deeply hidden small coffers.

"Wife, your son is going to become a sperm!"

The owner of the water village held the "Shuiyinzhuang Annual Revenue and Expenditure Audit Form - Balance of Balance Sheet" recently made by Shui Qingqian, and opened his mouth wide enough to stuff a goose egg.

Through the accounting at the end of the year, Shui Qingqian found out in horror that instead of worrying about whether other people's families will die of poverty, he should pay more attention to whether his own family will die of poverty.

Shui Qingqian audited the ins and outs of every money in the family's account books, and under the premise of being reasonable, well-founded, and signed, he found that the total annual land rent income of Shuiyin Village would definitely not be able to support the current expenses of their family of four. (including the mighty dog), the funding gap is as high as 15!

What is the concept of 15 million pennies?

That is the harvest of 60 shi of grain. If the entire Xiongshan County is put together, can they harvest 60 shi of grain?

To be exact, according to the calculations above, the annual harvest of their family's fields, plus the income from raising pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and fish, plus the income from the fruits of the fruit trees in the mountains... a total of [-] guan.Summing up the daily expenses: monthly money, mighty rations, clear snacks, Mrs. Shui's rouge jewelry, Mrs. Shui's art collection... and the food and drink of the whole family, add up to five thousand guan The flowers are so clean that there is not even a root hair left.

Well, here comes the question: 15 guan, an astronomical sum, can bury them all alive. Where did the money come from?Where did it go again?

Clear water is not aimless, all the spearheads are directed at——

He has a prodigal father!

Holding the audit results, the water owner opened his mouth, not knowing what to say for a long time.

Father: "Why do you suddenly think of this?"

Er Zai: "That's not counting, how would I know that Dad, you can spend money so recklessly?"

According to the prodigal ways of his parents, such a thing as 'the descendants of Fei Tian'er died of hunger' will be staged alive!

The owner of Shui Zhuang thought very seriously, and felt that if he wanted to maintain his glorious father image, he had to explain the whereabouts of the 15 guan, and then he had to elaborate on 'technical innovation requires huge investment' and 'advanced productivity will eventually promote social progress' input-output relationship.In fact, every time the owner and his wife face their son's problems, they have never been perfunctory.But you also have to admit that the scariest thing about their Luzi lies in their weird thinking and strong curiosity, so in most cases, the answer is...

"Heron," the owner of Shui Zhuang was ready to shirk.

"Daddy, can we not say 'I will understand when I grow up' this time?" He choked back.Shui Qingqian has decided not to let her father's prodigal behavior be lavish.

"Why don't you explain to him?" Mrs. Shui gave her husband a meaningful look.

The owner of the Water Villa thought for a while, then grabbed his son and carried it on his shoulders, "Come on, son, follow me to Baizhe Garden."

Baizhe Garden, which means "perseverance", is the independent study courtyard of Shuiyinzhuang, a small courtyard with two entrances and a strict gate. The east and west hatchbacks are standard study configurations. The four treasures of the study, tables, chairs and benches are arranged inside, and there are calligraphy and paintings hanging on the large walls.

Bypassing the large screen in the main hall, you can see a back hall door, through which you can enter the back yard. This is the forbidden area of ​​Shuiyinzhuang, and no one dares to trespass.That's the rule.But inside, it is definitely not the mountains of swords and seas of fire, dragon pools and tiger lairs that people imagined.The whole backyard is warm and comfortable. The east and west hatchback rooms are covered with long cashmere blankets from Ximo, and there are reclining chairs and small tables. When you open the large sliding door under the corridor, you can enjoy the colorful flowers in the courtyard on sunny days, and enjoy it on rainy days. The romance of rain hitting plantains.There is also a tall jacaranda tree in the corner of the courtyard. When the flowers are in bloom, Mrs. Shui burns incense and plays the piano under the tree, which not only relaxes the nerves, but also looks beautiful.

For Shui Qingqian, those romances, warmth, beauty, and comfort do not exist, and he hates this place.Because he knew there was a room here full of glass bottles.Every time I see glass pots and pans, Qingshui has a feeling of 'that thing is so dangerous', as if as soon as I pass by it, it will burst open suddenly, and the flying debris will cut him - this kind of thinking is a bit nonsensical , but it was deeply rooted, and it firmly blocked Shui Qingqian's footsteps from one to six years old.Shui Qingqian's knowledge of this courtyard is limited to knowing that there is such a place, but he has never visited it carefully. Today, he was specially brought in by his father, and he feels that everything is strange and fresh.

There is a bright hall in the main room in the backyard. There are lattice shelves on the east and west walls, and there are many books on it.There are several oak cabinets against the wall in Xici’s room, and all kinds of glass bottles are sealed in the cabinets, and there are things in the bottles whether they are full or not.Further inside, there is a double wooden door that separates the secondary room and the top room.The style of the innermost room is quite different from the outside.White ash is painted from the roof to the four walls, and the two large glass windows allow the sunlight to come in. A large, spotless oak table is firmly placed in the center of the room. Belly glass bottles, and many glass thin tubes are connected from one bottle mouth to another bottle mouth like a bridge, which is the distillation and purification mentioned in Gephysics...

Shui Qingqian tilted his head to look at those bottles and cans. After looking at them for a while, he seemed to understand a little bit, "Father, what do you mean, the 15 yuan was spent on these?"

"Correct."

Shui Qingqian pouted, turned around and ran away.

His father: Hey, what kind of reaction is this?

"Father, he lied!" Shui Qingqian lay in her mother's arms, complaining there, "Only those bastards who have never seen the world on the other side of the sea and desert think that glass bottles are as expensive as gold!" Tch, Think he doesn't understand, glass bottles, fifty pennies can buy a big car.

Mrs. Zhuangzhu: ...

Owner: ...

After raising a child for five or six years, the owner of Shuizhuang decisively concluded that it is easier to fool his Luzi before his first birthday.