The slag is very busy

"Then... can't it be Banhua?" Zheng Ren stared at the figure in the distance and whispered.

The four of them had just returned from supper when they happened to see two people coming out of the school gate.

"What?" Yue Yu couldn't see at all, "What are you talking about? Is anyone there?"

"..." Zhang Kaiguang slapped Yue Yu, "Night blind, shut up."

Zhao Jiu looked over and saw at a glance that it was the class flower and the English teacher of their class.

The two were walking in opposite directions, arm in arm, apparently oblivious to them.

"It's really them?" Zhang Kaiguang took a look and was surprised, "They..."

"Stop pushing." Zhao Jiu said, "The door of the dormitory will be locked again."

"Fuck me?" Yue Yu glanced at the time, startled, "It's past ten o'clock!"

"You said..." Zheng Ren looked at the 22:01 displayed on his phone in distress, and said, "Will Brother Qing let us in?"

"Yes." Zhang Kaiguang said confidently, "You don't even know. After moving here, I will deal with the people below when I have nothing to do. This will still give me some face."

"Giving you face?" Yue Yu said disdainfully, "You didn't go back to the dormitory so late, did you give Brother Qing face?"

Zhang Kaiguang: "..."

Zhao Jiu was walking in the front with his skateboard in his arms, and when he heard them chasing incessantly behind, he turned around and said, "Hurry over now, maybe the door hasn't closed yet."

"Then try it?" Zheng Ren said and put down the drift board in his hand.

Zhao Jiu stepped on the skateboard and rushed out first.

Zhang Kaiguang was wearing roller skates at the back, he followed up a few times, and asked Zhao Jiu in a low voice, "Ah Wen, is everything okay?"

"It's okay." Zhao Jiu pointed at him, "You should worry about yourself now."

Yue Yu twisted his two slender legs and passed the two of them, and without turning his head, he shouted to the back: "I'll help you to see if the door is locked or not!"

"Hey! Dead night blind, be careful to fall to your death!" Zheng Ren refused to accept, "I surpass you in minutes!"

When the four of them rushed to the bottom of the fourth building, they happened to meet the dormitory manager coming over with an iron lock to lock the door.

"Brother!!" Zhang Kaiguang's legs twisted into double images, and he shouted heart-piercingly, "Don't worry, don't worry, we're still here!!"

"Brother, brother!!" Zheng Ren shouted together, "You are the public servant of the people! You are the gardener of the motherland! You are the most dazzling light in the sky..."

With a click, the house manager dropped the lock expressionlessly.

Zheng Ren: "..."

Zhao Jiu got off the skateboard, held the skateboard in his arms, and walked to the side of Zheng Ren, who was holding the iron gate with both hands, pleading like a prisoner.

"Brother, how can you turn your face and deny people! We were talking and laughing happily on the first floor an hour ago! You are ruthless, you are ungrateful, you are making trouble for no reason!" Zheng Ren's snot bubbles are about to come out.

The supervisor stood in front of him, stern and selfless: "Who are you?"

"Brother." Yue Yu stretched out his harmless face, "We are children from 204, look at me, look at me, look at this handsome face, don't you think it looks familiar? .”

"...Can you show some face?" Zhao Jiu couldn't stand it anymore.

Zhang Kaiguang went up to grab Zheng Ren again, and stuck out his head: "Brother, brother Qing, good brother, open the door."

"It's useless to call Dad!" The dormitory manager turned around with a straight face.

"Ahhhhh!" Zheng Ren's mood collapsed. "Tomorrow's news headlines will be that the cold-faced dormitory supervisors have changed their tricks to bully the first-year students! No. [-] middle school was surprised to find the dead body of a man who hit the wall! Ahhh, I'm dead!"

Uncle dorm manager: "..."

"You go." Yue Yu pulled Zheng Ren away, "It's really embarrassing to our ninth brother."

"Exactly!" Zhang Kaiguang pulled Zheng Ren away in disgust.

"Let's go." Zhao Jiu pulled them away, "I'll ask someone to bring down the ID card."

"Why, why, what do you want?" The housekeeper stared at him.

"Open a room." Zhao Jiu sighed helplessly, "I have a home and can't go back, the four of us can make do with it, let's sleep in a big bed room for one night."

"What??" Yue Yu took it seriously, and looked at Zheng Ren with disgust, "I don't want to sleep with this bitch, he snores!"

"... These dog eyes have seen too much." Zheng Renshuo doubted himself.

"Don't make noise, don't make noise! ​​Everyone is asleep!" The dorm manager was annoyed by the disturbance, "I'll spare you once!"

Say, come to unlock.

"Good brother!" Zhang Kaiguang was happy, "You are closer to me than my own father!"

"This love! Touching the heavens and the earth! This love! The stars are moving!" Yue Yu even wrote a poem.

"Sure enough, I was captured by my beauty." Zheng Ren pulled over again.

"..." The uncle in charge gave a crazy look, and opened the lock, "Come in!"

When Zhao Jiu returned to the dormitory, the smell of cigarettes was still there.

The light had already been turned off, and he came in with the light of the flashlight on, and saw Yu Yi sitting in front of the desk.

Yu Yi saw him come in and got up to go to bed.

Zhao Jiu turned off the flashlight, and said in the dark, "Do you want to know where the clothes I was wearing that morning came from?"

Yu Yi didn't expect him to mention this at all, subconsciously replied: "Huh?"

"You think I don't know?" Zhao Jiu poured a glass of water to drink, "That day you fell asleep for a while after four o'clock in the morning. You woke up again when I opened the door."

Yu Yi was silent.

indeed.

"I asked them to pass it through the upper window." In the darkness, Zhao Jiu's voice was clearly transmitted to his eardrums, "I'm afraid you will see my naked body."

"You didn't sleep all night, too?" Yu Yi was a bit distracted.

"Almost." Zhao Jiu drank a few sips of water and continued, "I'm afraid you'll get up in the middle of the night and beat me if you catch me."

"..."

The bedtime conversation between the two ended here.

I read it early the next day, and Xiong Chumo ran over to look for someone, but couldn't find it.

Yu Yi's seat was empty, Zhao Jiu put one foot on Yu Yi's stool, leaning against the wall to read a novel comfortably.

Seeing him coming, he raised his eyes to take a look.

Last night, Yu Yi's feat was suppressed by Zhang Kaiguang, and no one dared to talk nonsense, but Zhang Kaiguang could control other people's mouths, but he couldn't control his own.

Xiong Chumo heard about his brother's feat from his deskmate when he was studying in the morning. He guessed that it was probably because of his brother. He wanted to come to condolences to the brother, but he didn't catch anyone.

"Are you looking for him?" Zhao Jiu asked him.

"Ah, yes." Xiong Chumo was flattered, and asked by the back door, "Did he not come?"

"Sleeping in the dormitory." Zhao Jiu's attitude was very different from before, which could be called polite.

"Oh." Just as Xiong Chumo was about to leave, he turned around and saw Yu Yi walking from the other end of the corridor with his head down, zipping up the zipper of his school uniform jacket.

"Fish!" Xiong Chumo shouted excitedly.

Yu Yi didn't sleep well all night, and was restless, he looked up at him, then continued to lower his head.

When the class bell rang, Xiong Chumo ran over and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, look how many messages I've sent you."

After finishing speaking, he gave him a look that you cherished, and walked downstairs with heavy steps.

Yu Yi returned to her seat and took out her phone.

The first class is physics class. The physics teacher's surname is Wu Mingtian, known as Tianye.

Others are more Buddhist, and usually like to wear a pair of white stockings with black sneakers, and a pair of cropped pants on top. The whole person is filled with a strong spirit of disobedience that I can still dance for 300 years.

Within 2 minutes of class, he changed the topic again.

"Students, do you usually watch TV series at home?"

As the saying goes, if there is fun, there must be praise, and God's praise is Lin Weiming.

"Watching TV series! Watching anime too! Chasing variety shows! Watching movies often too!" Lin Weiming interacted energetically with him.

"Let me recommend a few super good-looking TV series that I watched recently." Tianye tapped on the podium with chalk, "Watch me write."

He turned to write on the blackboard.

Before Yu Yi clicked into WeChat, he looked up at the blackboard.

"A great happy life." Zheng Ren read out with disbelief, and looked at Yue Yu, "Night blind, am I blind?"

"No, there is one more, the history of rural love." Yue Yu looked carefully, and finally patted Zheng Ren on the shoulder, "God wants to tell us that the main thing to be a pig is to be happy."

Yu Yi: "..."

Zhao Jiu was overjoyed while holding the phone.

"Brother Nine." Yue Yu turned around with a bitter face, "You laughed so hard that my whole stool was shaking, like sitting in a sedan chair."

Zhao Jiu withdrew his feet, put one hand on the back of Yu Yi's chair, and kept laughing with his head down.

"Are you crazy?" Yu Yi frowned at him.

"I can't do it hahaha." Zhao Jiu raised the phone in front of him with difficulty, and tried to speak the whole sentence, "Is this really you?"

Yu Yi was so shaken by him that he couldn't see what was on the screen at all, but only saw the green grassland full of the screen.

He stretched out his hand to grab Zhao Jiu's hand, and straightened it, and then he could see clearly what was above——

It's the photo of him being placed in the bathroom by the corner of the eye.

That photo was taken by Yu Yi in the third year of junior high school.

During that time, Yu Guangzhong's business was very busy, and there were announcements every night, Yu Yi was so annoyed that he couldn't sleep at all.

In the third year of junior high school, Yu Yizheng was rebellious. He deliberately grew his hair long.

At that time, Xiong Chumo didn't understand what his intention was. He just thought that Yu Yi had really embarked on a non-mainstream path, and that brother had to support him.

Good brothers go together, or else we must go together.

At that time, Xiong Chumo asked Yang Dingfeng to shave an inch, and then bought a green afro wig to wear on his head.

I show it off every time I go to the street, and I wear it at work, which almost scares the guests to death.

At that time, everyone secretly said that the kid from the Xiong family was crazy about reading.

It's just that he hadn't worn it for two days, and his grandma pulled it off. She thought it was ugly as a mop.

Later, Yu Yi cut off his hair, Xiong Chumo thought it was over, until he saw the photo of Yu Yi's home.

Yu Yi has a messy chicken coop, his eyes are rolled up, and he looks fierce.

The most important thing is that Yu Yi deliberately added a very heavy green filter for the effect to be obvious.

At first glance, it looks very suitable for warding off evil spirits.

The effect was really obvious. The night he hung it in Yu Guangzhong's bedroom, he received a shout from Yu Guangzhong, which lasted for half a minute.

Everyone in Pitao Street once thought that Yu Yi's house was haunted that night.

Zhao Jiu was held by the back of his hand for a long while, and seeing his expressionless face, he thought he was going to fight again, and wanted to explain, but was afraid that he would laugh when he explained.

Yu Yi let go of his hand and ignored him.

Zhao Jiu took back his phone. This photo was seen on the confession wall. The post had just been posted for a minute. Zhao Jiu was going to have a good talk with this classmate who dared to break the news.

As a result, as soon as he clicked into the dialog box, Zheng Ren in front suddenly uttered a pig cry, laughing at Yue Yu to death.

Then half of the whole class laughed, and the other half didn't dare to laugh and could only hold back their laughter.

Zhao Jiu took a look, and sure enough, that picture was anonymously sent to the class.

Those groups were added by Mi Xuan after asking one by one, and no one has spoken since it was created.

God didn't know why, so he thought that the TV series he recommended had been ridiculed, so he sternly said, "What are you doing! Do you look down on middle-aged people!"

Zhao Jiu ignored him and slapped the table with one hand, making a loud bang.

"Who the hell will laugh at me again and break his leg." The voice was not loud, but it was very effective.

The whole class fell silent immediately, and Zheng Ren, who laughed the loudest, lay motionless on the table.

Yu Yi turned her head to look at him, couldn't hold back, and laughed softly.

Zhao Jiu: "..."

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Yu Yi: I'm sorry, I can't help it either

About what the photos look like... If you are interested, you can go to my Weibo to see, I will try the evil effect for you in person =w=

bald boy wig piece

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