The slag is very busy
Chapter 36
Zhao Jiu didn't know why he said this at all, he just thought that his deskmate was also surfing the Internet, so he sent an emoji to him.
—I promised not to let me suffer a little bit of grievance, and it really is more than a little bit.jpg
A few seconds later, Yu Yi actually sent him an emoji back.
—I have been looking for a bitch like you for a long time.jpg
The two started fighting.
—What do you mean by that, I don’t like it, withdraw it.jpg
——Goods are goods, pretend to be colorful like your mother.jpg
—You are so coquettish.jpg
—Sister, you need some water from the Ganges River.jpg
—I don't care if you scold me, I really hope you can hit me.jpg
—This is the end of the chicken.jpg
—I don’t allow others to be more flirtatious than me.jpg
— Pheasant Tribe, Please Inside You.jpg
—The car of love drives slowly, it is too urgent to fall into the river.jpg
—Where did you come from, the pheasant will really add drama to yourself.jpg
—What love, what man, breaks my heart, makes me cry.jpg
- Mentally handicapped like you need an electric power.jpg
—Sit up and move yourself.jpg
-roll.
- what?Sheets?.jpg
A few people behind were still discussing what to have for dinner, and suddenly saw Zhao Jiu in front of him fell off the skateboard, holding his phone and laughing like an idiot.
Yu Yi blocked this person in the next second.
"What's the matter?" Yue Yu was the first to run up, "Brother Jiu, are you alright?"
"Wow, if you laugh like this, you won the lottery, right?" Zheng Ren was surprised.
Xiong Chumo caught a glimpse of his brother's displeased face in a blink of an eye, and didn't understand what happened.
After Zhao Jiu was helped up by Yue Yu, he smiled at Yu Yi a few times. This was to show Yu Yi the joy of winning the fight just now, and Yu Yi frowned at him, very upset.
I think he was a generation of emoji package gods, but he lost to this person's show in the end.
It's too much.
When he and Xiong Chumo returned to Pitao Street, it was just in time for Song Rentou to move.
Rentou Song was going downstairs carrying a cardboard box, surrounded by a group of children who were calling Uncle Tou and asking him where he was going.
"Where is this going?" Xiong Chumo asked when he saw Rentou Song loading the last cardboard box onto the car.
"I joined the team for training." Song Rentou smiled at them, "I joined the SOS team."
The SOS team is one of the domestic star e-sports teams.
"Wow, congratulations!" Xiong Chumo went over to give him a high five, "Gou Fugui, don't forget each other!"
Yu Yi also gave him a high five.
"Of course," Song Rentou patted Xiong Chumo's head lightly, "Study hard, my brother has gone to win glory for the country!"
The children cast envious glances at him, and Tatsuya stood at the front, his eyes glowing as he looked at Song Rentou.
Yu Yi watched Song Rentou get into the car and waved at them, and the moving car drove away.
"It's amazing, I want to be like him in the future! Join the star team!" Tatsuya shouted.
"Little bastard!" Just as Tatsuya finished speaking, a voice came over, "Hurry up and help me wash the vegetables!"
"Here we come!" Da also jumped into Huarun Yijia.
Xiong Chumo smacked his mouth: "Uncle Tou is quite famous."
"It's still outstanding." An aunt who came out to collect clothes next to her interjected, "What kind of tricks can you play in games? It's not good!"
"Auntie, what you said is wrong." Xiong Chumo had to help Song Rentou, "That's Uncle Tou's profession, and he is a serious player in the country."
"Don't brag, I don't know yet." The aunt held the clothes in her hands and smacked her mouth, "When you play games, you play games. It's so noble. If it's really useful, why don't you all play games?" Go? Why are you still studying here?!"
"..." Xiong Chumo still wanted to defend himself, "That one is different."
"Why is it different? Did I say something wrong?" The aunt looked confident and confident, "If you are not promising, you will be worthless. What's more, his parents expect their son to run away to play games every day after he was born?"
Xiong Chumo looked at Yu Yi, speechless.
"What did I say?" Yu Yi waited for the aunt to go upstairs before saying, "The pride of the whole street, some people don't think so."
"...Short-sightedness!" Xiong Chu was outraged.
"As you get older, there is a generation gap." Yu Yi said as he was about to go upstairs.
Taking out the key to open the door, Yu Yi found that the door was unlocked again.
When he entered the door, he found that Yu Guangzhong was sitting on the sofa watching TV. At the dining table, a slender woman in an apron looked over.
The woman had big golden waves and light makeup on her fair face. When she saw him coming, she smiled at him, with crow's feet in the corners of her eyes.
"Son, this is your Aunt Ouyang." Yu Guangzhong introduced it to him as if offering a treasure.
"Hello." The woman bent slightly towards him.
"Hello." Yu Yi looked over and said.
Yu Guangzhong obviously didn't expect Yu Yi to cooperate. He was a little surprised that he had planned to be silent, and then walked over, smiling brightly.
"Are you tired? Just came back, drink a glass of water first, your Aunt Ouyang cooked for you. "
The woman was bringing over the bowls and chopsticks, when she heard this, she went over to pour a glass of warm water and handed it to Yu Yi.
Yu Yi took it, bowed her head and took a sip.
There are five or six dishes on the table, which are very rich, and Yu Yi can tell that they are all cooked according to his favorite dishes.
Yu Yi's mind was a little confused, and he was quite uncomfortable when he first saw Yu Guangzhong's serious lover.
The previous woman, Yu Guangzhong brought back like a thief, not letting Yu Yi see a single hair, this time is different, it seems that she is really going to marry.
Yu Yi couldn't tell how he was feeling, but when he thought that Yu Guangzhong had really settled down, he would feel a little uncomfortable.
The woman was very polite, and after Yu Yi was seated, she went to the kitchen to take off her apron, and sat beside Yu Guangzhong.
"She heard that you came back today, so she must meet you." Yu Guangzhong was obviously in a good mood, chattering, "I have tasted the taste, you will definitely like it."
When he came back last time, Yu Guangzhong was going to cook for him, probably because he wanted to give him a notice.
Yu Yi tasted a few dishes, and they tasted really good.
"I told you, this kid doesn't like talking or laughing very much." Yu Guangzhong built a bridge between the two, "Actually, he has a kind heart and loves others."
Yu Yi was almost choked, and when these words came out of Yu Guangzhong's mouth, there was always an illusion of being ridiculed.
"Are you freshman? You look pretty tall." The woman smiled softly and spoke softly.
"En." Yu Yi responded.
"If my son was still alive, he would be about the same height as you." The woman said, serving him a bowl of rib soup.
Yu Yi paused with the hand holding the chopsticks, and took the bowl of soup.
It was rare for the three of them to calm down, and Yu Yi felt a little depressed.
After eating, Yu Guangzhong left with the woman.
Before leaving, Yu Guangzhong took advantage of the time when the woman was washing dishes, and whispered to Yu Yi: "Did that dumb person borrow money from you?"
"No."
"Don't borrow it." Yu Guangzhong lowered his voice and looked serious, "I borrowed it from my mother. At first I thought it was something, but it turned out to be a gambling debt! Die! I was so poor that I ran away Gambling! It deserves it!"
Yu Yi listened to him venting together, lowered her head and said nothing.
"Don't give it when you ask for money, don't look at them as pitiful, poor people must have something to hate!" Standing on the moral high ground, Yu Guangzhong said, "Everyone who has money on this whole street picks up money." Terrible, let me see if that little bastard dares to gamble this time!"
Yu Yi looked at him and felt that what he said was indeed true.
Yu Guangzhong, who is widely recognized as the richest man in Pitao Street, is despised by others because of the way he makes money.
The second richest and eighth old lady has an outrageous temper. Most people can't say a few words to her before they have to scold each other.
The third richest man, Old Heizi, was called Grandet of Peach Street. He would rather put his family's money in maggots than go into the mall to buy himself a decent dress.
These three people generally cannot borrow money.
Now that Mute Wang has already borrowed Yu Guangzhong to come here, one can imagine how much money the commander owes outside and how urgent it is.
After the two left, Yu Yi took a shower, and when she came out, she heard her cell phone ring.
He put down the towel and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
Usually, Yu Yi would not answer an unfamiliar number, so he hung up directly.
However, the call persisted, Yu Yi hung up five times, and he answered the sixth one.
"Hello?" Yu Yi's tone was very uncomfortable.
"You finally picked it up." Zhao Jiu's casual voice came from the other side.
"What?" Yu Yi asked, frowning.
"I can't contact you, who asked you to block me." Zhao Jiu was very confident.
"Is something wrong?" Yu Yi asked.
"Ah, it's nothing." Zhao Jiu paused, "I want to know why you scolded me this afternoon."
"..." Yu Yi asked him back, "How do you know my phone number?"
There suddenly became quiet.
"Ah, your big bear gave it." Zhao Jiu said so.
Yu Yi knew that Xiong Chumo had sent out the photo of exorcising evil as expected.
"Why do you want to compare your grades with me?" Yu Yi asked him.
"It's not that you don't believe that I will be on top of you." Zhao Jiu said, "What kind of memory do you have?"
"When will I..." Yu Yi was halfway through, when he suddenly remembered this matter.
When he said that, Yu Yi seemed to ignore him at all.
"Look, you remember it yourself." Zhao Jiu's voice became softer and softer, "I have a characteristic that I don't remember what I said, but I remember what you said."
Yu Yi stopped talking.
"Do you admit that I am above you now?" Zhao Jiu asked him.
Yu Yi still didn't speak.
On Sunday night, Zhao Jiu proved to him with his strength that he could be the one above.
Xiao Xu was shocked when he handed out the report card, and kept chattering: "There are some people who don't take the test and get zero points. How can they get such high scores in the test... It's so weird..."
After receiving the report card, Yu Yi hadn't spoken yet, Zheng Ren and Yue Yu were so excited that they immediately applauded Zhao Jiu.
"Ninth brother, you let me know what it means to be hidden in homework for a little while and hidden for exams when you are big." Yue Yu said.
"Ninth brother, I probably believe you are memorizing English words now." Zheng Ren said.
Yu Yi waited for the two of them to finish their rainbow farts before looking at him.
"Did you do it on purpose?" Yu Yi couldn't believe that the two of them were evenly matched in these two subjects.
"I didn't write the composition." Zhao Jiu looked at him seriously, "I don't know how to write English composition."
Yu Yi looked at his score of 125 in the English column, expressionless.
Except for the 25-point composition, this person can do all the other questions correctly.
Just like that, Yu Yi scored evenly with him in the language test, but he scored 34 points in the English test, which made his total score lower than Zhao Jiu's.
"Do you want me to teach you?" Zhao Jiu felt sorry for his English grades, "English is easy to learn."
"Get lost." Yu Yi looked at him expressionlessly.
"Fuck off?" Zhao Jiu smiled, leaned over without fear of death and whispered, "Bed sheets."
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Nine: Focus, top, bed sheet.
One: I need emoticons, the more coquettish the better.
The emoji package is self-collected on Weibo. During the fighting process, I felt that the text was not vivid enough, so I made a picture dialogue and posted it on Weibo together!Or someone with kilakila can search for my name. Genuine yuzi sauce~
Is there any big baby who doesn't know my Weibo name?
Thank you for the nutrient solution of my big baby’s poached sweet egg × 2~ meme chirp~
—I promised not to let me suffer a little bit of grievance, and it really is more than a little bit.jpg
A few seconds later, Yu Yi actually sent him an emoji back.
—I have been looking for a bitch like you for a long time.jpg
The two started fighting.
—What do you mean by that, I don’t like it, withdraw it.jpg
——Goods are goods, pretend to be colorful like your mother.jpg
—You are so coquettish.jpg
—Sister, you need some water from the Ganges River.jpg
—I don't care if you scold me, I really hope you can hit me.jpg
—This is the end of the chicken.jpg
—I don’t allow others to be more flirtatious than me.jpg
— Pheasant Tribe, Please Inside You.jpg
—The car of love drives slowly, it is too urgent to fall into the river.jpg
—Where did you come from, the pheasant will really add drama to yourself.jpg
—What love, what man, breaks my heart, makes me cry.jpg
- Mentally handicapped like you need an electric power.jpg
—Sit up and move yourself.jpg
-roll.
- what?Sheets?.jpg
A few people behind were still discussing what to have for dinner, and suddenly saw Zhao Jiu in front of him fell off the skateboard, holding his phone and laughing like an idiot.
Yu Yi blocked this person in the next second.
"What's the matter?" Yue Yu was the first to run up, "Brother Jiu, are you alright?"
"Wow, if you laugh like this, you won the lottery, right?" Zheng Ren was surprised.
Xiong Chumo caught a glimpse of his brother's displeased face in a blink of an eye, and didn't understand what happened.
After Zhao Jiu was helped up by Yue Yu, he smiled at Yu Yi a few times. This was to show Yu Yi the joy of winning the fight just now, and Yu Yi frowned at him, very upset.
I think he was a generation of emoji package gods, but he lost to this person's show in the end.
It's too much.
When he and Xiong Chumo returned to Pitao Street, it was just in time for Song Rentou to move.
Rentou Song was going downstairs carrying a cardboard box, surrounded by a group of children who were calling Uncle Tou and asking him where he was going.
"Where is this going?" Xiong Chumo asked when he saw Rentou Song loading the last cardboard box onto the car.
"I joined the team for training." Song Rentou smiled at them, "I joined the SOS team."
The SOS team is one of the domestic star e-sports teams.
"Wow, congratulations!" Xiong Chumo went over to give him a high five, "Gou Fugui, don't forget each other!"
Yu Yi also gave him a high five.
"Of course," Song Rentou patted Xiong Chumo's head lightly, "Study hard, my brother has gone to win glory for the country!"
The children cast envious glances at him, and Tatsuya stood at the front, his eyes glowing as he looked at Song Rentou.
Yu Yi watched Song Rentou get into the car and waved at them, and the moving car drove away.
"It's amazing, I want to be like him in the future! Join the star team!" Tatsuya shouted.
"Little bastard!" Just as Tatsuya finished speaking, a voice came over, "Hurry up and help me wash the vegetables!"
"Here we come!" Da also jumped into Huarun Yijia.
Xiong Chumo smacked his mouth: "Uncle Tou is quite famous."
"It's still outstanding." An aunt who came out to collect clothes next to her interjected, "What kind of tricks can you play in games? It's not good!"
"Auntie, what you said is wrong." Xiong Chumo had to help Song Rentou, "That's Uncle Tou's profession, and he is a serious player in the country."
"Don't brag, I don't know yet." The aunt held the clothes in her hands and smacked her mouth, "When you play games, you play games. It's so noble. If it's really useful, why don't you all play games?" Go? Why are you still studying here?!"
"..." Xiong Chumo still wanted to defend himself, "That one is different."
"Why is it different? Did I say something wrong?" The aunt looked confident and confident, "If you are not promising, you will be worthless. What's more, his parents expect their son to run away to play games every day after he was born?"
Xiong Chumo looked at Yu Yi, speechless.
"What did I say?" Yu Yi waited for the aunt to go upstairs before saying, "The pride of the whole street, some people don't think so."
"...Short-sightedness!" Xiong Chu was outraged.
"As you get older, there is a generation gap." Yu Yi said as he was about to go upstairs.
Taking out the key to open the door, Yu Yi found that the door was unlocked again.
When he entered the door, he found that Yu Guangzhong was sitting on the sofa watching TV. At the dining table, a slender woman in an apron looked over.
The woman had big golden waves and light makeup on her fair face. When she saw him coming, she smiled at him, with crow's feet in the corners of her eyes.
"Son, this is your Aunt Ouyang." Yu Guangzhong introduced it to him as if offering a treasure.
"Hello." The woman bent slightly towards him.
"Hello." Yu Yi looked over and said.
Yu Guangzhong obviously didn't expect Yu Yi to cooperate. He was a little surprised that he had planned to be silent, and then walked over, smiling brightly.
"Are you tired? Just came back, drink a glass of water first, your Aunt Ouyang cooked for you. "
The woman was bringing over the bowls and chopsticks, when she heard this, she went over to pour a glass of warm water and handed it to Yu Yi.
Yu Yi took it, bowed her head and took a sip.
There are five or six dishes on the table, which are very rich, and Yu Yi can tell that they are all cooked according to his favorite dishes.
Yu Yi's mind was a little confused, and he was quite uncomfortable when he first saw Yu Guangzhong's serious lover.
The previous woman, Yu Guangzhong brought back like a thief, not letting Yu Yi see a single hair, this time is different, it seems that she is really going to marry.
Yu Yi couldn't tell how he was feeling, but when he thought that Yu Guangzhong had really settled down, he would feel a little uncomfortable.
The woman was very polite, and after Yu Yi was seated, she went to the kitchen to take off her apron, and sat beside Yu Guangzhong.
"She heard that you came back today, so she must meet you." Yu Guangzhong was obviously in a good mood, chattering, "I have tasted the taste, you will definitely like it."
When he came back last time, Yu Guangzhong was going to cook for him, probably because he wanted to give him a notice.
Yu Yi tasted a few dishes, and they tasted really good.
"I told you, this kid doesn't like talking or laughing very much." Yu Guangzhong built a bridge between the two, "Actually, he has a kind heart and loves others."
Yu Yi was almost choked, and when these words came out of Yu Guangzhong's mouth, there was always an illusion of being ridiculed.
"Are you freshman? You look pretty tall." The woman smiled softly and spoke softly.
"En." Yu Yi responded.
"If my son was still alive, he would be about the same height as you." The woman said, serving him a bowl of rib soup.
Yu Yi paused with the hand holding the chopsticks, and took the bowl of soup.
It was rare for the three of them to calm down, and Yu Yi felt a little depressed.
After eating, Yu Guangzhong left with the woman.
Before leaving, Yu Guangzhong took advantage of the time when the woman was washing dishes, and whispered to Yu Yi: "Did that dumb person borrow money from you?"
"No."
"Don't borrow it." Yu Guangzhong lowered his voice and looked serious, "I borrowed it from my mother. At first I thought it was something, but it turned out to be a gambling debt! Die! I was so poor that I ran away Gambling! It deserves it!"
Yu Yi listened to him venting together, lowered her head and said nothing.
"Don't give it when you ask for money, don't look at them as pitiful, poor people must have something to hate!" Standing on the moral high ground, Yu Guangzhong said, "Everyone who has money on this whole street picks up money." Terrible, let me see if that little bastard dares to gamble this time!"
Yu Yi looked at him and felt that what he said was indeed true.
Yu Guangzhong, who is widely recognized as the richest man in Pitao Street, is despised by others because of the way he makes money.
The second richest and eighth old lady has an outrageous temper. Most people can't say a few words to her before they have to scold each other.
The third richest man, Old Heizi, was called Grandet of Peach Street. He would rather put his family's money in maggots than go into the mall to buy himself a decent dress.
These three people generally cannot borrow money.
Now that Mute Wang has already borrowed Yu Guangzhong to come here, one can imagine how much money the commander owes outside and how urgent it is.
After the two left, Yu Yi took a shower, and when she came out, she heard her cell phone ring.
He put down the towel and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
Usually, Yu Yi would not answer an unfamiliar number, so he hung up directly.
However, the call persisted, Yu Yi hung up five times, and he answered the sixth one.
"Hello?" Yu Yi's tone was very uncomfortable.
"You finally picked it up." Zhao Jiu's casual voice came from the other side.
"What?" Yu Yi asked, frowning.
"I can't contact you, who asked you to block me." Zhao Jiu was very confident.
"Is something wrong?" Yu Yi asked.
"Ah, it's nothing." Zhao Jiu paused, "I want to know why you scolded me this afternoon."
"..." Yu Yi asked him back, "How do you know my phone number?"
There suddenly became quiet.
"Ah, your big bear gave it." Zhao Jiu said so.
Yu Yi knew that Xiong Chumo had sent out the photo of exorcising evil as expected.
"Why do you want to compare your grades with me?" Yu Yi asked him.
"It's not that you don't believe that I will be on top of you." Zhao Jiu said, "What kind of memory do you have?"
"When will I..." Yu Yi was halfway through, when he suddenly remembered this matter.
When he said that, Yu Yi seemed to ignore him at all.
"Look, you remember it yourself." Zhao Jiu's voice became softer and softer, "I have a characteristic that I don't remember what I said, but I remember what you said."
Yu Yi stopped talking.
"Do you admit that I am above you now?" Zhao Jiu asked him.
Yu Yi still didn't speak.
On Sunday night, Zhao Jiu proved to him with his strength that he could be the one above.
Xiao Xu was shocked when he handed out the report card, and kept chattering: "There are some people who don't take the test and get zero points. How can they get such high scores in the test... It's so weird..."
After receiving the report card, Yu Yi hadn't spoken yet, Zheng Ren and Yue Yu were so excited that they immediately applauded Zhao Jiu.
"Ninth brother, you let me know what it means to be hidden in homework for a little while and hidden for exams when you are big." Yue Yu said.
"Ninth brother, I probably believe you are memorizing English words now." Zheng Ren said.
Yu Yi waited for the two of them to finish their rainbow farts before looking at him.
"Did you do it on purpose?" Yu Yi couldn't believe that the two of them were evenly matched in these two subjects.
"I didn't write the composition." Zhao Jiu looked at him seriously, "I don't know how to write English composition."
Yu Yi looked at his score of 125 in the English column, expressionless.
Except for the 25-point composition, this person can do all the other questions correctly.
Just like that, Yu Yi scored evenly with him in the language test, but he scored 34 points in the English test, which made his total score lower than Zhao Jiu's.
"Do you want me to teach you?" Zhao Jiu felt sorry for his English grades, "English is easy to learn."
"Get lost." Yu Yi looked at him expressionlessly.
"Fuck off?" Zhao Jiu smiled, leaned over without fear of death and whispered, "Bed sheets."
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Nine: Focus, top, bed sheet.
One: I need emoticons, the more coquettish the better.
The emoji package is self-collected on Weibo. During the fighting process, I felt that the text was not vivid enough, so I made a picture dialogue and posted it on Weibo together!Or someone with kilakila can search for my name. Genuine yuzi sauce~
Is there any big baby who doesn't know my Weibo name?
Thank you for the nutrient solution of my big baby’s poached sweet egg × 2~ meme chirp~
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