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Hearing the shouts from the back row, Teacher Xu's thin hair stood on end. He glanced sharply at the back row. After seeing that Zhao Jiu was the only one down, he stabilized his mind: "Come and see For the translation below, let’s break the sentence first..."

Zhao Jiu was probably used to falling, this time before the stool fell to the ground, he turned over and jumped to the side, and landed firmly on the ground.

Yu commented on his agility, and felt more and more that the entire No. [-] Middle School was crazy to choose this person as an image ambassador.

If he hadn't personally experienced how this man fought with him on the ground, he would have believed in the rainbow nonsense of "seeing a chicken to kill a chicken and a dog to kill a dog, even a Tibetan mastiff would run away when he saw him".

Zheng Ren and Yue Yu looked back, not understanding why they were fighting again.

Zhao Jiu quickly sat back on his seat, seeing that Xiao Xu didn't want to talk to him, he turned to Yu Yi and said, "Pull it out for me."

Yu Yi ignored him.

Zhao Jiu made a gesture to stretch out his hand, Yu Yi immediately raised his left foot, kicked it on the lower table, blocking half of his body.

"..." Zhao Jiu looked at him, "You are quite naive."

This sentence almost angered Yu Yi again. After Zhao Jiu finished speaking, he immediately pulled his schoolbag out of the table and put it in the crook of his arm, squatted down and walked around behind Yu Yi's seat, took off his phone, and then slipped out through the back door .

Seeing him go out, Teacher Xu breathed out his nose, "Die, you little bastard."

Yu Yi retracted her feet and looked down——

The charger is still on the socket.

Yu Yi glanced at the back door, and after confirming that the man had really run away, he paused for two seconds, secretly took out his cell phone, and connected it to his charger.

After the last class was over, there was a National Day holiday, and before Xiao Xu left the classroom, Xiong Chumo walked over from the back door.

Yu Yi was putting the test papers on the table back into the table, he put the phone back, looked at the charging cable and was silent for a second.

Yue Yu and Zheng Ren ran away the moment the bell rang, and Yu Yi didn't even have time to return it to him.

Without thinking about it, Yu Yi pulled it out and stuffed it into Zhao Jiu's table.

"Back?" Xiong Chumo didn't dare to sit in Zhao Jiu's seat this time, and sat in the outermost seat next to him.

"Go." Yu Yi got up.

The two of them rode a shared bicycle to Pitao Street. At the corner of the street, a group of people gathered in front of the small Runfa barbershop where Yang Dingfeng worked.

Xiong Chumo's gossip soul was burning, and as soon as his car stopped to the side, he ran over.

Yu Yi sat in the car and took out his mobile phone, and saw that his father had sent him a message a few minutes ago.

—Come back early, Dad will make you dinner.

Yu Yi glanced at it, deleted the message directly, and looked up in Xiong Chumo's direction.

"Fish!" Xiong Chumo went over to take a look and immediately ran back again, and said excitedly to Yu Yi, "It's that...what is it called, he's back!"

"Who?" Yu Yi looked in, only seeing the fucking backs of Aunt Hu and Tatsuya.

"The one who studied abroad a few years ago!"

Seeing Xiong Chumo's excitement, Yu Yi guessed that he was probably afraid of being oppressed by that returnee.

"how?"

"You, you, you, you'll find out after you go and have a look!" Xiong Chumo pulled Yu Yi out of the car and was almost beaten by Yu Yi.

"Oh, I forgot, you always come down by yourself." Xiong Chumo rubbed his nose, wondering if his brother's problem of not being touched by others would be cured.

Yu Yi parked the car, walked outside the crowd and took a look, and saw a man sitting inside Xiaorunfa, Yang Dingfeng was blowing his hair with a hair dryer.

It was Xu Xihe, a well-known good student on Pitao Street.

He has been the "kid next door" since he was in school. At that time, the students who went to school at the same time went from graduate students to kindergartens. After seven or eight years of suffering under his reign of terror, they finally got the good news of this student studying abroad.

On the day of leaving, the street committee specially invited people to perform Yangko while beating gongs and drums, and invited Xu Xihe Fengguangguang out of Pitao Street. Since then, this classmate has become a myth in the street.

At that time, Yu Yi was in the first day of junior high school, and he was the craziest kid on the street.Some gossip women on the street would compare Yu Yi with Xu Xihe from time to time, stepping on each other very happily.But as soon as Yu Yi heard about it, her children would be bullied the next day.

After a long time, Yu Yi cured the gossip woman's mouth, but it was just that she didn't get sick in front of Yu Yi.

Yu Yi didn't have much of an impression of this foreign boy. Yu Guangzhong didn't care about his grades since he was a child, and when he heard his name by chance, it was from Xiong Chumo.

Xiong Chumo's parents adhere to the concept that "it is better to raise a head than to raise a child, and they have high expectations for their children. However, the baby does not live up to it, so they plan to use role models to demonstrate the method.

According to Xiong Chumo, for a while, he could vomit three times when he heard Xu Xihe's name.

"Look, it's different when people come back from studying abroad, isn't it more white?"

"It's not just white, you see, people are getting thinner."

"That's right, capitalist countries are so easy to treat? Don't be squeezed dry."

"Do you still remember me? Don't you forget all of them?"

"Remember, I was talking to him just now and smiled at me."

"I don't know if I have a girlfriend. It would be nice to marry a foreign girl."

"How beautiful it is to have a mixed-race child. I'm envious."

"Are you also looking for a crooked nut?"

"No, my husband is pretty good. It's no different from raising a pig. He sleeps after eating."

Yu Yi automatically blocked these gossips, returned to Xiong Chumo's side, and stepped into the car.

"Aren't you going to say hello?" Xiong Chumo seemed excited.

"You go." Yu Yi obviously didn't have this interest, "I don't know him well."

"... That's right." Xiong Chumo followed behind him, "You'll only be familiar if you want to fight."

Yu Yi turned her head to look at him, thinking that he was mocking his affair with Zhao Jiu, but then she thought, no, where did she tell him about Zhao Jiu.

But sooner or later, the news about his fight with Zhao Jiu will spread.For a moment, Yu Yi didn't want to ask him if he knew.

On the way back, the two met Wang's dumb eldest son, Dashuai, who was driving a tricycle to transport fruit. He slowly stopped in front of him. He wiped the hem of his black shirt, then put it in his mouth.

After eating the core, just throw it behind, regardless of whether there is anyone behind.

Yu Yi has a bad temper, he was almost hit by a date stone after following behind for a while, and he was about to step up to teach him how to be a man, Xiong Chumo immediately stopped him intentionally.

"Commander! Commander!" Xiong Chumo yelled a few words, pulling Yu Yi back, "Get out of the way!"

The marshal looked back at the two masters, and immediately smiled apologetically at them, then drove the car to the side of the road and let the two pass by, with a black face that looked extraordinarily honest.

"Look at you, you're competing with a dumb man." Xiong Chumo was a peacemaker, "He's a nice guy."

"Maybe he thinks you are nice." Yu Yi said.

"It's just that his problem of stealing food has not changed." Xiong Chumo muttered, and then saw that Yu Yi had overtaken the car ten meters away.

"Hey..." Xiong Chumo looked at his brother's back and sighed.

Yu Yi parked her bicycle downstairs, took out her keys and went upstairs.

Judging from the news sent by Yu Guangzhong, he should have come back to cheer.

After he opened the door, he just took a step in when he was choked by the oncoming peppery smell, and immediately stepped back and coughed twice.

Yu Guangzhong in the kitchen heard the movement, and immediately turned his head and shouted: "Don't come in!"

Yu Yi didn't listen to him at all, and came in while covering his nose. As soon as he came in, he found Yu Guangzhong was standing in the kitchen with his shirt off, his back was covered with sweat, and his trousers were wet.

There are several dishes on the table in the living room, all of which Yu Guangzhong is good at, mapo tofu, braised pork ribs, steamed sea bass and a plate of green vegetables.

Yu Yi subconsciously felt that the food was poisonous.

"Didn't I tell you not to come in first?" Yu Guangzhong brought out a plate of chili fried pork, "The room is choked to death."

Yu Yi looked up, and saw Yu Guangzhong's face that was pale and pale without seeing the sun was flushed with heat at the moment, and his head was covered with sweat, as if he had just been fished out of the water.

"Here," Yu Yi pointed to the dishes on the table, "what are you doing?"

"It's for you to eat." Yu Guangzhong touched his face again, and went back to the kitchen.

The more Yu Yi looked at it, the more something was wrong, and he wondered if Yu Guangzhong lost his mind after going out for a trip.

He got up and went back to the room. Before the door was closed, he heard Yu Guangzhong shouting outside: "Son, it's time to eat!"

After a meal, Yu Yi felt like he was dreaming.

It was ten years ago since Yu Guangzhong had dinner with him last time, so long that Yu Yi couldn't remember what happened then.

It's not a whim, it must be that there is too much lard in the brain, which has damaged the nerves.

After eating, Yu Yi looked at him warily.

"What kind of eyes do you have?" Yu Guangzhong took a sip of water, "I didn't poison you."

"What do you want?" Yu Yi asked Yu Guangzhong annoyed.

"What do I want?!" Yu Guangzhong stared at him, "I want you to wash the dishes."

Yu Yi stood up directly and went back to the room.

"...Damn a chicken."

Yu Yi went back to the house and locked the door.

Yu Guangzhong used to be a chef, and after so many years of drunkenness and dreaming, his craftsmanship has not deteriorated, Yu Yi feels very surprised.

Needless to say, it must be because his mother is coming back tomorrow, and I want him to say nice things in front of his mother.

Thinking of his mother, Yu Yi felt restless for a while.

His parents divorced shortly after he was born, and Yu Yi always thought he didn't have a mother until he was six years old, until his grandfather died when he was six years old, and Xin Xin came back once.

Yu Yi hasn't seen his mother for almost ten years, the last memory is the string of phone numbers left on the wall by his mother before she left.

"Son, this is mother's number."

The string of numbers has been left next to the fan switch on the wall of the living room. After ten years, the traces of pencils have faded to the point where they cannot be seen clearly.

Yu Yi took out her phone, intending to send a message to his mother.I just picked it up and saw a WeChat reminder that there was a new message.

Fuck the Strongest Wine requests to add you as a friend.

Additional information: I am your deskmate.

The profile picture is a row of AD calcium poured on the table, with seven words on it: If you have wine today, you will be drunk today.

Yu Yi wondered how this person knew his WeChat ID, and pressed his finger to agree.

Soon, an emoji was sent over there: We are already friends, let's be silent together now.

Yu Yi: "..."

Two seconds later, the other party withdrew a message.

Yu Yi typed slowly.

-I've already seen it.

—……

— Pretending not to see it.

Yu Yi typed in the input box: How do you know my WeChat ID?

Before it was sent out, another message popped up from above.

— Where's my charger?

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