[Naruto] Biography of the Second Door

"Arnold—"

The ball-headed girl held her chin and quickly scanned the make-up exam report card posted on the bulletin board from back to front.

Three people passed the make-up examination in the sixth grade, two people in the fifth grade, one person in the fourth grade, zero... people in the third and second grades?Ah, damn it, Danzo won't hang up again, right?I can't bear to look at the results of the first grade.

First grade, Danzo Shimura, [-] points? !

"Cheat, lie!" The scream of Zhuanzhu Xiaochun resounded through the sky, and the big idiot Shimura Danzo actually got a perfect score in the test!Could it be, could it be that the full score of the make-up exam paper is not [-] points but [-] points?

"It seems that the summer vacation took a lot of effort." Mitomon Yan, who also rushed to check the make-up exam results at the first time, pushed his glasses, and analyzed very calmly: "There are Hizhan and Kagami, but it's not normal .”

Turning to the bed, Xiaochun poked heavily on the score behind Danzo's name with trembling fingers: "The key is full marks! The make-up exam is different from the normal final exam. It's super difficult and doesn't have the usual score. [-] points pass!" Danzo The teacher of the course that failed was a good-natured old man, who usually gave full marks for almost all the grades, which led to the phenomenon of failing the class with high scores in the end.Who asked Tobima-sama to set up a [-]% final elimination system in order to stimulate students' sense of competition!

Although there is no clear text written into the school's rules and regulations, the teachers are extremely precise about the [-]% failure rate of each course.It's true that the honorary principal of Ninja School is Lord Naruto, but the leader of the education department directly under him is the loyal follower of Lord Tobuma!It is rumored that the unit Mr. Minister most wants to go to is actually the research institute under the supervision of Mr. Tomonama.

"Xiaochun, let's eat some potato chips to calm the shock." Qiu Dao took the wind and tore open the snack bag that he carried with him and handed it to Xiaochun who was sleeping.

Crunching the potato chips, Koharu complained inarticulately: "Danzo is very powerful, I didn't see it before." It is estimated that from today onwards, "the man with full marks in the make-up exam" Shimura Danzo will become the inspirational idol of the trainees up.

Danzo is not surprised by the results I learned from the teacher. If one reads the ninja theory textbook no less than ten times, reads the scrolls in the book list provided by an adult, and spends two hours practicing basic ninjutsu every day For those who don't take the test, I'm really sorry for my hard vacation.

"Thank you, Ri Zhan and Jing, thanks to you for being with me." Whether it was being caught over the wall together or the continuous encouragement for a month, he was deeply moved.

Jing looked down at the class schedule, the next class was history.Pulled out the textbooks and notes from the schoolbag and put them on the table neatly, then turned around and said, "Big idiot Danzo, I wouldn't mind my own business if Mr. Tobuma told me to keep an eye on you." Eat, not only praised for being loved by classmates, but also rewarded, happy.

Ri Zhan, who also received a large bag of chocolate candies, decided not to irritate his little friends. As friends, it is only natural to help each other, but it is very happy for adults to see it.

"Mirror!" is too much, you need courage to thank you, you know?When the class bell rang, Danzo swallowed the unfinished words with hatred, and the little curly hair waited for him!

Xiaochun, who hurried back to his seat, gave a thumbs up when he passed by Danzo, and said in a low voice and eagerly: "Full marks, Danzo, what a great crane tail!"

"Don't call me the tail of the crane! Next time I will be No.1!"

There was a small laugh behind him, the best student in the same class didn't seem to have the surname Shimura!

On the podium, the teacher is talking about Konoha's achievements.

Really, what should be talked about is obviously the history of the Warring States period. No matter what part or point is mentioned, the teacher can relate to Konoha's experience of building a village.Speaking of which, most of the students in this year were born in Konoha, no, the village didn't have a name at that time.

The luckiest generation, that's how the teacher described them.

"Hokage-sama and his..." The teacher paused strangely, and continued his speech, "A like-minded companion, Madara-sama of the Uchiha clan, co-founded Konoha Hidden Village, the paradise where we live and belong to ninjas. Here, ninjas are no different from ordinary people..."

Uchiha——

Danzo was unhappy to see the mirror in front of him and straightened his back for a moment.Cut, do you have the ability to dare to compare with Qianshou upstairs?It's strange, there is no Senju family among the students in the same class, and there is only Kagami in Uchiha.

"Because the year we were born, Senju and Uchiha were busy forming alliances and moving, probably?" Hizane beside him quietly whispered to Danzo.

To fool people, please find someone you can trust, okay?Danzo covered his face with a book speechlessly, he is not an idiot.

The teacher's entanglement for a moment made people a little concerned. Hokage-sama and his like-minded companion didn't feel very smooth... It should be Hokage-sama and his companion who are more suitable.

Ri Zhan got closer: "I asked my old man when I went back that day, and he said that he didn't know why the two families didn't hold a wedding. The person involved pretended not to know if he didn't want to publicize it. After all, the marriage registration office keeps certain things secret. obligation."

The registration office only shows the marital status of the individual and does not reveal the information of the marriage partner, especially the family members of ninjas are protected.In fact, two people who were originally single became "married" once they went in, and any fool knew what happened.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, stand up!" Accompanied by the teacher's roll call, two chalk heads reflexively stood up, "What does the valley of the end represent?"

Valley of the End?where is it?Danzo looked around suspiciously, who could give him some hints...

"Ending the troubled times and quelling disputes symbolizes that everyone in Konoha can let go of the past and work together to create the future." Hirizhan looked confident, "It was left when Hokage-sama and Madara-sama were discussing each other, which changed the landscape of mountains and rivers. It shows the strength of the peak ninja and also has the meaning of shocking the world."

What the hell!Danzo's eyes are wide open, what is the valley of the end!Isn't that the valley of domestic violence? !Couples and couples who are cold wars due to quarrels but want to reconcile will fight in front of the waterfall in the Valley of Domestic Violence until one party is beaten to the ground.Inexplicably, the relationship between the two parties will become closer, and many couples will enter the palace of marriage through this. Therefore, the Valley of Domestic Violence, also known as the Valley of Reconciliation and the Valley of Courtship, is the most famous tourism industry in Konoha.

"Isn't it a place to fall in love?" The outspoken Shimura Danzo's eyes blurred, and he was thrown directly outside the classroom door.It is said that the teacher's roar shattered the glass of the classroom on the top floor.

"Don't pay attention to the class!!! Give me a punishment to stand!!!"

Ri Zhan sat down peacefully, and exchanged a helpless look with the mirror in the front row.Danzo is literally using his life to interpret the words that misfortune comes from his mouth. The history teacher is very serious, and he is expected to fail at the end of the semester.

The Valley of the End does have the meaning that Sun Zhan said.Anyway, the official statement is correct, as for Neri... there is nothing wrong with Danzo.

The Valley of the End is currently the number one love sanctuary in the five major countries.

There are no beautiful flowers, no towering old trees, no cute animals.There are only bare/exposed rocks, no grass around, a rushing waterfall and stone statues wearing the same armor and holding the same saber on both sides.

Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara fought here for a day and a night, turning the original forest into the current scene.

The reason is also simple.Two days before the implementation of the new marriage regulations, Hashirama fell into a state of restlessness.During the Warring States Period, ninjas did not have their own laws, and most of the common ones were customary habits.So when compiling the marriage regulations, he played a well-known trick. The two parties to the marriage did not require a man and a woman, and there was no word "husband and wife".I chose a relatively neutral word - partner.

Shikao Nara, who presided over the review work, had a smile on his lips, and casually passed it on in the office.Except for Hinata Tennin's modification of the sentence structure, no one expressed other opinions.Sasuke Sasuke Sarutobi and Kuranosuke Shimura's bet on when to drink Senju and Uchiha's wedding was brought up again, and the bet was doubled several times in a row.

It must be the day when the new marriage regulations are officially implemented. Everyone smiles implicitly, waiting to explode.Never thought that there is a kind of person in the world who only receives small books for marriage but does not hold weddings, and the banker takes everything.

Compared to Hashirama, Madara was too calm.If it wasn't for Quanna who found out that he ate three of the most disgusting sardine sushi in a row and didn't respond, he wouldn't know that his brother was as nervous as the silly Hashirama.

"Why are you so calm? Teach me." Hashirama grabbed the ground with his head, but everyone was fine, and the floor was cracked like a spider web.

"I suggest you to correct the document and calm down." Tobuma grabbed the scroll and his eyeballs remained motionless. He hadn't read the second line for several days.

Both brothers were silent.

Premarital phobia, even if you are a ninja god, you still have to suffer.

In the end, Hashirama and Madara didn't know which nerves were tense, and the two put on their battle armors. One carried his big scroll on his back and the other wore gloves, took down the round fan and sickle hanging on the wall and went out.

Uchiha doesn't like restraint, this point is very clear.From the patriarch to the children of their family, they hated the heavy iron armor.However, how could Hashirama, who has been keen on parent-child and brother costumes since childhood, let go of couple costumes?Following his style, Qingming specially asked Qingming to wear an almost identical red armor and gave it to Madara.

Qingming sent the armor to Konoha with a ten-page letter angrily denouncing "Senju Hashirama, you crazy" as the central idea, and sent Tobima a blue suit by the way.

"In order to prevent you from becoming a scumbag like your brother, I am a good person and send Buddha to the west. No thanks, the salary will be doubled. Also, thank you for discovering my potential!"

Having said that, Qingming is still worthy of his famous name, and the armor is much lighter than the ones worn by Hashirama and Toikama.When going out on missions, Madara and Quanna always put them on without saying a word.

Hashirama and Madara didn't come back that night, and the next day was the day when they could register.

After putting on the kimono, Tomona's mood suddenly calmed down, and Quanna's overeating behavior also stopped.The two went to the registration office 3 minutes early and waited for it to open at eight o'clock.

The moment the door opened, Feijian watched his disgraced elder brother dragging Bambi, who was also in a mess, into the registration office first.

"Fortunately caught up!"

The author has something to say:

[Hematemesis] The story of the valley of domestic violence has not finished QAQ, and the adult perspective will be restored below (in fact, there is no such thing).Still disconnected from the mobile phone.

Thank you little angels Bao Muzi, ww, June, Ci and Sese for mine!

The time is in a hurry, and I feel that Bao Muzi's small theater is not very well written Q3Q, sorry for the lack of inspiration.

The unexpected ending of gathering people to gamble

Sasuke: [raise eyebrows] Roll the dice, guess big or small?

Kuranosuke: [laughs] Pressing you.

Lu Sheng: [Contemplation] Is it by luck?I can't bear it.

Tianren: [Satisfied] Simple, rolling eyes——

Hashirama: [Jieyin] Illusion·Darkness Art!Press yourself!

Feijian: [Surprised] Tsk, brother, such good luck!

Madara: [sarcastically laughing] It's useless to win, I forgot to place a bet.

Quan Nai: [Indifference] IQ is touching.