[Naruto] Biography of the Second Door

A child's name can often mean many things.

Such as the characteristics of the times, good wishes, and the education level of the parents.

Typical positive examples are the Uchiha brothers. "Blade" comes from the name of the ancient big monster, which contains the blessings of the elders - strength, majesty, and longevity; Fierce and bewitchingly beautiful.

In contrast, Thousand Hands is an out-and-out negative teaching material.Pillars, doors, tiles, boards, when Feijian heard his father Fojian named his two younger brothers, he almost couldn't control himself and threw the younger brothers' diapers in the face of the brainless old man.It is said that the elder brother's Mingzhu means the backbone of the family, that is, "the pillar of the pillar", and his name is because he is praised for his outstanding appearance and resemblance to his mother, "facade".

But what the hell are tile rooms and board rooms?Father, have you finally given up on yourself and don't want to hide the fact that you are uneducated?Or have you always longed to build a small Buddhist hall?It happened that the names of the five father and son were all on the same number.Tokaima has a stomach ache and recalls everyone's reaction when they heard his name for the first time over the years. He is called "Tokaima" and not "Dodoma"!

What's more frightening is not that the father's skill in naming is poor, but that the son is so poor that he is better than blue.

"I have reason to think that your family's naming level has been passed down from generation to generation, Baimao." Apparently, Quannai was very angry, and yelled out the nickname that Feijian hadn't called for a long time, "Shujian Mujian is what normal people would started?"

It should be fortunate that it wasn't a mud brick, otherwise Quan Nai wasn't sure if he would hack Senju Zhujian to death with a single knife or die with him.It's not good to have a bad name, that's the rhythm of ruining a life!

Also lost to his elder brother was Feijian. He thought that his elder brother had read so many scriptures and poetry anthologies, and it would not be unpleasant, but who knew it would be so ugly that it made people cry.

It seems that naming things has nothing to do with knowledge. In the past, no matter how difficult the Buddhist scriptures were to read, there was no pressure. In the end, it didn’t get any better. To be honest, it is definitely a matter of personal cultural sentiments.

"It's just a list, and it's uncertain, Quan Nai, don't worry." Fei Jian had already given up on saving face for his brother, and at home he and He Dexing knew each other well.

"If I'm not in a hurry, I'll definitely regret it in the future." With Senshou Zhuma's ability to fool his brother, it's no problem at all. Do you have to wait for your nephew to come and complain because of his name when he grows up?

Closing the thick dictionary with a bang, Quan Nai pulled out the scroll in his hand and stared at him with a half-smile: "If you take it, what should I do?"

The cold sweat on the forehead between the doors was brushed off, let him name it?Look at Quan Nai's expression, if he doesn't agree with him, he will definitely die a miserable death!Boys... dragons?Tiger?Wolf?Bear?snake?horse?No, no, it's all because Animal Quanna didn't roll her eyes.Fenghua?Thor?Full of the breath of Secondary School, if asked why he didn't choose water, fire and soil, how would he answer?What about rivers, rivers, lakes and seas?

"Hurry up, don't tell me you never thought about it." Quan Nai raised the volume impatiently knocking on the table.

He died early and passed away early, trying to put on a calm and calm attitude with a wooden face, and slowly stretched out the tone: "Simply put, Mori of Senzhi Senshou—can you?"

Bang, bang, bang, rhythmic beating sound.

"Uchiha of Fire, why don't you choose Fire?"

Obviously Uchiha Uchiha!Calling Tuanfan is even more ridiculous than a certain room!It's a pity that Feijian can't say, "Because the wooden escape is worse than the simple fire escape? Also, do you still remember the myriad phenomena on the Uchiha stele?" After a pause, "Instead of arguing about unimportant things, it's better to think about the last name. Uchiha? Or Senju?"

It was Quanna's thoughtful eyes that answered Tokaima.

December 24th, Uchiha Madara's birthday.

In the early morning, white snowflakes fell profusely all over the whole world. I got up from the bed early and rubbed my eyes and looked out. It was snowing... Snow, if the child was named "Lucky", it would be very suitable for the occasion.

I made an appointment with my elder brother to take the child out of the laboratory together. Although I can see the little child grow up inadvertently every day, it still feels unrealistic.A slap on his face, even though he keeps saying that he firmly believes in science, Tobuma still can't help questioning the world at certain moments... Sure enough, Chakra and ninjutsu itself are wrong existence...

Snapped--

"What are you doing?" Hanging like a sleeping wombat on a certain white-haired man with a bleak back, Quan Nai glanced out the window and said in surprise, "This is the first snow this year! Super, super!" Beautiful!" So, is the mood of reciting poetry brewing in the door?

Surprised that the quilt is cold and the pillow is cold, and the window is bright again.Knowing the heavy snow at night, I heard the sound of folding bamboo.The snow was so thick that it probably started to fall in the middle of the night, and it was impossible to feel the coldness without opening the windows.

Withdrawing his gaze, the dark red eyeballs in the door shifted to Quan Nai's face, with a concentrated expression, "It's just the solid precipitation from the water vapor in the sky after sublimation. No, don't make it difficult for me to read poetry, okay?"

Depend on!Qianshoubanjian is full of chemicals in this guy's head? !Obviously when they are in love, they will take him to enjoy the maple leaves!

"Yuyou is acting on behalf of the gods, and Anan never asked. The maple is dyed on the Longtian River, and the gurgling water is deep." Quan Nai read leisurely, "Xiaocang has a song for a hundred people, and now I am impatient to recite it? Fortunately, I thought you have a literary atmosphere." Young Blind by ignorance, who knows that a rough man pretends to be a beauty.

There was silence between the doors, and she hadn't used Bai Xueji's identity for a long time, and she had already forgotten most of the related poems. This poem dyed Longtian River with maple leaves...covered her face, and Quan Nai still remembered it when she was admiring the maple leaves.Compared with reciting poems, he prefers to spend time in the laboratory.

"I'll recite it when I find time, and I'll read it to you when I think it's appropriate." The exhaled white air dissipated in the air, and I racked my brains between the doors, and finally remembered a waka that could barely express my heart: "Picking spring buds on the original, but for Because of you, you can still see the white sleeves, and the snow is fluttering."

Covering her lips and clearing her cough, Quan Nai's heart was so beautiful that it was bubbling, but she was not polite: "I can't tell the difference between Haruyuki and Dongxue, you are really lazy and depraved. But for the sake of my brother and nephew's birthday today, I will I don't care about you."

"...Thank you, Master Quannai, for your understanding. I will continue to work hard and enrich myself." Well, is this what the subordinates who failed the assessment every time said?

"Teima-san, I hope you will do what you say, and don't disappoint me in the next random check." Instantly changing roles, Quan Na pretended to be serious and played the serious teacher.

Looking at each other, the two couldn't help laughing.It seems that it has touched an incredible field again, which is interesting.

In the afternoon, the snow stopped for a while, and a ray of sunlight dyed the surface of the snow layer with a light golden color. In order to prevent the snow from melting and freezing, the streets will be cleaned every once in a while since dawn.

"Good afternoon, Mito-sama, Mr. Isofu." The shopkeeper girl in Xiaozhu's dessert shop greeted enthusiastically, "The cake you two ordered yesterday is ready. Mr. Isofu is one of us, and there is a staff price oh!"

While skillfully wrapping it with a beautiful ribbon, the girl enthusiastically searched for a topic: "Whose birthday is it today? Is Mito-sama's family or friends?"

"It's a friend." Mito took the cake box with a smile, and Isofu took out the bag around his neck to pay, "It's a difficult old friend and his son."

Walking on the way to Uchiha's house, Mito felt as if she was stepping on cotton, which was so light that it couldn't fall to the ground.Woke up this morning and saw that it was snowing, and it was not suitable to go out, so Mito nestled in the futon, flipping through books, drinking tea, and teasing the children. My husband spent the morning, and Isofu came home near noon to give her a big surprise.

Hehe, Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madara have a child... Can men also have children?Mito pondered for a long time before he came back to his senses, first rushed into the yard to grab a handful of cold snow and rubbed his cheeks, and calmed down after a shock all over his body.

The secret is really tight, these two people... There is really nothing they can't do, including having children.

"There's no such thing as a man giving birth to a child, Mito." As Mito's Jinchuriki, Mito can easily perceive Isofu's emotions, and Isofu can naturally understand Mito's inner thoughts, "It's the result of Tomama's research, uh ...You should have heard about his cell experiment or something? The conditions are a bit harsh, but it is not impossible to produce a child." The formation of the Six Heavens Defying Heaven must be kept secret, otherwise it will lead to big things.

So it turned out, Mito smoothed the fine lines between the eyebrows that were extruded by excessive shock, and returned to a calm and breezy posture, "It just so happens that the cake I ordered for Madara-sama's birthday can come in handy, and congratulate the newborn by the way, killing two birds with one stone. "

Tomorrow's Konoha will be so excited, Mito shook his head, smart people should talk less, watch all directions, listen to all directions, and just feel comfortable in private.

Meeting several families who were apparently pulled over by the tailed beasts, Mito rubbed his temples and sighed. Are they really a real man just gloating over others' misfortune?

No matter what outsiders think of it, Hokage-sama's family won't care.The bitter Hashirama held the infant child in his arms and neither stood nor sat. The little ancestor was so frightened that he couldn't stop trembling and flustered.

"Banban! Is the milk powder ready?"

"Wait a little longer!" Madara held the instruction manual in one hand, scooped up the milk powder and poured hot water step by step with great precision, then tightened the bottle cap and shook it well.

"Brother! Remember to test the temperature before breastfeeding! Don't stuff it directly!" There was no time to eat at noon, and dinner had to be brought forward. The busy kitchen still did not forget to remind the few people in the living room who were in a hurry.

Would you like to have a sip?Hashirama gestured for Madara to take a bite with his eyes.The milky smell was a bit disgusting, Madara endured it again and again, and reopened the bottle cap with a bitter face.

Snatching the bottle from her brother's hand, Quan Nai raised her head and poured some into her mouth, smacking her lips, "The temperature is just right, let's go." There is no sweet taste, just milk taste, which is unpalatable.

I ran out worryingly to take a look at the situation. When I saw this scene, I suddenly felt that the future was bleak. Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run? Although the baby bottle is not popular for a long time, you have seen it several times, right?

"Drop a few drops from the nipple to the back of the hand, like this." Demonstrate to two brothers who can't bear the taste of milk, "Just remember the feeling of the right temperature, clean and convenient."

"You know a lot, Tobuma." Hashirama praised, just as the maid informed of a visitor, "Mito Tennin and the others? Coincidentally, let's ask someone who has been here for some experience!"

The parenting precautions sorted out in advance don't seem to be of much use, so let's sort out another one.

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[Note] The big monster "Blade" borrows the image of the cat teacher in Natsume's friend's account; in Japanese, "Quenna" and "Ling Weasel", "Snow" and "Lucky" have the same pronunciation (probably); the first poem is written by Bai Juyi, The second and third waka are one by Ogura Hyakuren, which is interpreted using the translation of Ge Pai Qing Yuan. The former is a love song for appreciating maple leaves, and the latter is a true confession.

Is Taiki's real name Moriyoshi or is it fortunate?Or have other suggestions?My cultural literacy is also very low... distressed.

This week... there is another update, vomiting blood, because I have to review during the day for the final exam, so the update is very late, sorry.

Thank you little angel Bao Muzi for mine!