Night Rabbit Inquisitor

In Edo Castle not far from the hot spring town.

"Chuya~ I knew it! You haven't forgotten that I am your trustworthy partner, really, this time you actually invited me to go shopping together." Osamu Dazai blinked his big watery eyes with a very He said in a pretentious tone: "Zhongye, you are not frank at all!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

This guy deserves a punch.

hard!The fist is hard!

Seemingly sensing that Nakahara Chuya's fist was about to greet Dazai Osamu in the next second, Akutagawa Ryunosuke hurriedly stopped him and said, "Mr. Nakaya! Mr. Dazai's body is very delicate, please don't be so rude Treat him like that!"

Nakahara Chuya turned his head, looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was still talking, gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Akutagawa, whose subordinate are you now?"

And, delicate?

How many times has this guy committed suicide without dying? Where is he weak?

Osamu Dazai, whose collar was lifted by Chuya Nakahara, had no sense of crisis: "Chuya, don't be so rude to Akutagawa-kun."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was overwhelmed with flattery.

Chuya Nakahara: "...What??? Am I rude? Am I rude to Akutagawa?"

Who sent Akutagawa to death before the devil specially trained his supernatural powers?In his memory, when he saw that Akutagawa boy couldn't hold on, he had dissuaded Dazai many times, right?

Osamu Dazai nodded with a smile: "Yes, yes, you seem to be scared by Akutagawa."

Atsushi Nakajima felt that this Hong Kong gangster cadre was about to explode with anger, and the black energy of supernatural powers on his body was about to become concrete. He held his breath and took a few steps back silently, trying to reduce his sense of existence and avoid being affected by the flames of war. .

Fortunately, Zhong Yuan took a few deep breaths and forced himself to calm down.

"Actually, this time... I want you to come up with an idea." Nakahara Nakaya let go of Osamu Dazai's collar.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai, remembering whether to eat or not, leaned forward and asked, "What's your idea? About whether you can be Kamyo's boyfriend?"

Hearing this, Chuya Nakahara punched him with a punch, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa's expression looked like a bolt from the blue.

What, what?

He... He shouldn't have heard wrong, right?Chuya-sama, he wants to be Kamyo's boyfriend?

But didn't the leader say before that Chuya-sama is Kamyo's elder brother?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly remembered something, for example, last night Osamu Dazai half-jokingly asked everyone in the men's dormitory if they would like to see Yuanshakong together.

Of course, as a group of upright Yokohama golden bachelors, everyone of course rejected Osamu Dazai's proposal verbally.

But at this moment, combine what happened last night with the news I heard now, and think about Mr. Nakaya’s greetings to Ms. Kanyao on weekdays. The two are inseparable. …

Akutagawa Ryunosuke froze for a long time.

God!This, this, this!This is absolutely wrong!incorrect!Emotions that shouldn't exist!

Like him to Yin, only an elder brother loves his younger sister!Master Chuya, how could he... how could he do this? !

When Chuya Nakahara grabbed Dazai Osamu and shook him, Akutagawa Ryunosuke took a deep breath: "Master Chuya! Please listen to the next piece of advice!"

"What's wrong?" Nakahara Chuya turned his head and raised his eyebrows to signal him to continue.

"That..." Under the gaze of those indifferent blue eyes, Akutagawa hesitated to speak, but got stuck in the middle: "That... I think, you and Miss Shenyao..."

Dazai Osamu took over his words: "Look, Chuya and Akutagawa are blessing you, saying that you will definitely succeed!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "...???"

I'm not!No next!I don't support it!

Nakahara Chuya: "... Cough, actually I just want to ask you this time, what kind of gifts do girls like?"

Osamu Dazai blinked: "Huh? A gift? Is it for chasing after a little god? To capture a girl's heart?"

With two clicks, two steaming bulges appeared on his head.

"Two days ago, I heard from her men with swords that her birthday is coming soon, and they are all quietly preparing surprises for her." Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed: "What kind of birthday gift should a girl give?" Woolen cloth?"

"Speaking of which, why does Chuu listen to our opinions? You can ask sister Hongye directly, right?" Osamu Dazai struggled tentatively twice in Chuya Nakahara's hand, but did not break free.

"It's not very convenient to propose to go back to Yokohama now, we are in a different world now." Nakahara also glanced at him: "Besides, don't you like to find beautiful girls to die in love with you every day? You should understand The psychology of the opposite sex?"

Osamu Dazai clutched his chest violently, and said in an exaggerated tone, "Chuya! Is this the image I have in your heart? Would you take gifts to trick girls into dying in love with me?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...Yes."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He turned his head and complained all over his face: "Mr. Akutagawa, look at him—"

In the middle of the conversation, it stopped abruptly.

Because Ryunosuke Akutagawa had been petrified in place, he kept chanting "Master Chuya and sister" in his mouth, and stopped thinking.

Ugh.

Does this kid still think that Shenyao is Chuya's sister?

Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze, and suddenly, as if he had discovered something, he turned his head back and looked in the direction just now.

"My God, my God! What did I see?"

"Wait a minute!" He broke away from Chuya Nakahara's hand, rushed forward with cheerful steps, and grabbed the hands of the passing woman: "Oh! This beautiful lady!"

I saw the other party with a playful ponytail and a smile in his maroon eyes. She looked like a gentle and energetic beautiful woman.

"Huh?" The latter was slightly taken aback, his cheeks were slightly blush: "Beautiful lady... is... you mean me?"

"That's right, when I saw you for the first time, I felt like my heart was captured." Osamu Dazai nodded confidently.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He really wanted to step forward and beat this bastard to death.

"Ah, really, you won't gain anything by praising me like this all of a sudden. I'm not as outstanding as you said..." Seeing Osamu Dazai's deceptive face, Tae Shimura's eyes widened. Dodging and dodging, she blushed shyly with a swipe: "That..."

"So, beautiful lady, can you grant me a small request?" Osamu Dazai blinked.

"Ah... yes! No problem!"

Shimura Tae, like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl in Huaichun, nodded vigorously like a frightened bunny.

Osamu Dazai smiled gently, took her hands together, and said in a pious tone:

"Excuse me... can you die for love with me?"

Shimura Tae: "...Huh?"

"Ah, I'm really sorry, it's too rude to say this to a woman I met for the first time, so let me change it." Osamu Dazai cleared his throat: "Excuse me, can you use your Those slender hands, grab my neck?"

Shimura Tae: "..."

"Ah, it's embarrassing to say it, but I think your hands seem to have the power to kill people instantly when they don't realize it." Osamu Dazai smiled lightly: "This is I want to ask you to do something."

At that moment, Shimura Tae seemed to hear the sound of his girl's heart shattering.

It turns out that no matter how handsome a man is, he might be a pervert?

Looking at Dazai Osamu whose eyes were shining like stars, she twitched the corners of her mouth, and her expression changed ever-changing in an instant, with all kinds of entanglements.

"Hey! You bastard!! What are you doing to Miss A Miao?"

In the next second, Osamu Dazai, whom Shimura Tae regarded as a beast in clothes, flew out at once, and a handsome girl with a high ponytail and neutral clothes flashed over in an instant, and stood in front of A Miao.

Nakahara Chuya: ...He was wrong, he shouldn't have asked Dazai Osamu for help, this guy seems to be beaten up just because he failed to strike up a conversation with a girl every day?

"You bastard, how dare you touch Ms. A Miao?" The girl with the high ponytail gritted her teeth and was about to rush forward to mend a few feet.

"Wait a little bit, Xiaojiu." Shimura Takao raised her hand, shook her head slowly, and stopped her: "Don't do violence to others like this."

Dazai Osamu, whose head was buried in the snow, was very moved, and said vaguely: "Miss A Miao is not only beautiful, but also a very gentle person!"

Shimura Miao smiled softly, and in the next second, she turned into a scourge, her style of painting changed suddenly, she grinned with shark teeth and rushed forward, bowed left and right, and hit this handsome face with slaps: "You actually said that I The strength of your body looks great? Am I not a gentle and harmless woman? You bastard who plays with and tramples on the feelings of young girls! Give me a headless death!"

Nakajima Atsuka turned pale, Erkang said: "Ahh! Mr. Dazai!"

Nakahara Chuya stretched out his hand, put it on Nakajima Atsushi's shoulder, with a serious expression, and slowly shook his head: "...Give up, it can't be saved, let him rest in Edo forever."

Atsushi Nakajima nodded subconsciously: "...Yes."

When they turned around and wanted to leave, they were blocked by Akutagawa Ryunosuke with a serious face.

"What's the matter? Akutagawa?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little strange: "You seem a little weird today... Do you want me to save that bastard Dazai?"

"No, that's not the point!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke shook his head vigorously, and said firmly.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Huh?"

no?Is the sun coming out from the west?It was the first time he heard Akutagawa say, Dazai is not the point?

This, this, this, what stimulated this child?

"Mr. Nakaya, I have something to tell you." Akutagawa looked down, bravely met Nakahara Nakaya, and said, "You and Ms. Shenyao...I think it's impossible!"

Nakahara Chuya: "... Huh?"

He had thought about it countless times before, that a colleague from the Hong Kong gang would say this to him, and the other party might be the leader, or Sister Hongye, but he never thought about it...not supporting him and the gods. The rumored one is Akutagawa?

He sighed: "Give me a reason?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke held back for a long time. He wanted to bring up an example of ethical relationship, but in the end thousands of words merged into one sentence: "...In short, in short, it is absolutely impossible!"

Every time after being hit by Osamu Dazai, Akutagawa Ryunosuke will become a stupid and honest child.

I saw him earnestly said word by word: "What is the reason for the emptiness! Master Chuya! What is the reason for the emptiness!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"