Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"God rumor."

"... What are you doing?"

After realizing that she might not be able to escape from this dogbi's spaceship, Shen Yao finally chose to accept the reality after being autistic for a long time.

Of course, she didn't want to give Shenwei a good look at all, so she glanced at him angrily.

Um, I feel my nose is itchy. Now that he is standing so close, is this distance just enough to sneeze on his face?

Shenyao slowly opened his mouth while breathing heavily——

Then, just a second before she sneezed, Kamui pinched her nose tightly.

In the next moment, she kicked off the quilt on her body, and flew over like a cat, her legs locked his neck, her hands hammered his head desperately, tears welled up in her eyes (the one that was suppressed just now) Sneezing): "Ah, ah, ah, you bastard Kamui, you are really a bastard! You bastard, bastard, bastard!"

Shenwei didn't mind being hammered out by his sister, but nodded seriously, smiling: "Shenyao is acting like a baby with brother, just like when I was a child."

Shen Yao: "... Where did you come from such a bastard with such self-confidence?? I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"

"Hey, okay, okay, I remember the quarrel between the elementary school students between brothers and sisters. If the spaceship is really forcibly demolished by you two little monsters, we will all fall into the universe and die."

Afu Rabbit, who was manipulating the spaceship, sighed, thinking that it was too difficult for him.

Hearing this, Shenyao stopped pulling at his elder brother's hair, snorted indignantly, jumped off Shenwei's body, turned his head angrily, crossed his arms with both hands, walked to the seat and sat down Started to sulk.

"Huh? I thought Shenyao would be curious and ask where brother wants to take you?"

"...Anyway, it's probably not a good place." Shen Yao pulled up the quilt, planning to take a nap on the way of the spaceship.

"Oh, this sentence really makes my brother sad." Shenwei leaned forward with a smile: "However, you didn't think about knocking out Afutu to grab the control panel? Are you not in a hurry to return to Earth?"

Afutu, who was holding the joystick in his hand, suddenly felt a chill down his back.

"I don't have much strength right now. I have a cold and feel bad. I'm sure I can't beat you." Shenyao laid the seat flat, curled up into a ball, gave up struggling, and covered her head with the quilt: "It's so noisy, don't bother me , I want to rest for a while."

However, despite being separated by a layer of quilt, Shenyao could still feel that Kamui's smiling gaze was falling on her, staring at her, and there was nothing quite right about her.

Bearing it again and again, Shen Yao threw off the quilt and glared at her bastard brother: "What are you doing?"

"……Um?"

Kamui tilted his head innocently.

"You stay here all the time, I can't sleep." Shenyao raised her hand to push him: "Go away, let me sleep peacefully by myself."

After pushing for a long time, it didn't move.

Moreover, this guy tilted his head ignorantly, and said, "But... When you were young, didn't you like your brother to sleep with you?"

"Wow, that sounds really nice, as if you really slept with me." Shen Yao rolled her eyes: "No, I was wrong, who asked you to sleep with me, I just wanted you to sleep with me at that time." I'll tell you a bedtime story."

"Huh? Didn't I tell you that?" Shenwei opened his eyes and tried hard to think: "It should have been told before."

Afutu: "...Isn't it? The head of the group was actually a good brother who would tell his sister bedtime stories before? It's really Yetu who can't be fooled by his appearance."

"Well, yeah, you told me that, vividly describing how you knocked out the teeth of the little bastard who said bad things about mom, how you punched him with a few left uppercuts on the left cheek, and a few right uppercuts on the right cheek. The uppercut made them kneel on the ground, all their teeth fell out, and then they pouted their mouths, crying, Lord Yetu, I will never dare again."

Afu Rabbit: "..."

This, this, this legendary bedtime story will definitely have a bad influence on my sister's childhood, leaving a dark shadow, right?

Shenwei suggested: "Then I will tell you another one now?"

"No, no, there's no need." Shenyao made a cross gesture with both hands, and ten moved refused: "I am already a mature night rabbit, and I don't need to listen to children's bedtime stories, let alone You need someone to coax you to sleep."

...It was the same at that time, she just wanted to act like a baby to her brother.

But now... want her to act like a baby with Xiao Shenwei...

Ah, think about the shitty things he has been doing during this time, let alone being coquettish, seeing this handsome face that deserves to be punched, I just want to give him a few fists, forget it.

But Shenwei still ignored her objection and started talking to himself about his "bedtime story".

"I still remember that a long time ago, you and Kagura each raised a rabbit." Shenwei's expression seemed a bit nostalgic: "One is called Dingchun No. [-], and the other is called Dingchun No. [-]."

"Yes, yes, the final outcome is that Dingchun No. [-] was eaten by the big wild wolf, and Dingchun No. [-] was strangled by Kagura in his sleep." Shen Yao sighed: "I know the ending of this story Now, you don't need to say any more."

"You left me the name of Dingchun No. [-], and you want me to raise a rabbit too."

"But you have always been unwilling to raise it, so now I give this name to my own fox, don't steal it." Shenyao yawned: "If you want to raise a small animal in the future, you can call it Dingchunsi or Afutu No. [-]."

Uncle Rabbit who is flying the spaceship: "...??"

"Actually, at that time, I passed by a small stall near my home and saw rabbits being sold there." Shenwei continued to recall: "The group of fluffy white creatures were piled together, gnawing at the piles under their feet. The weeds and the movements of the mouth are probably the cuteness in the eyes of you girls."

"Then, are you moved?" Shen Yao asked.

"No." Kamui shook his head, and replied gently, "Not really."

Divine Ballad: "..."

Then it took so much effort to describe the rabbit?

Shenwei raised his right hand, quietly looking at the lines on his palm: "I stretched out my hand towards the pile of cotton ball-like rabbits, but they avoided my hand."

The rabbits stopped eating for an instant, abandoned the food, and shrank to the corner of the box in horror, trembling.

It's like—the herbivore is so scared when it encounters a natural enemy belonging to the [monster].

At that time, the still young Kamui did not speak, but silently withdrew his hand.

It turned out to be the case.

He thought lightly.

I am born a monster, and weak creatures like rabbits will instinctively fear me.

"You're hated." Shen Yao snorted, "It turns out that you don't want to raise rabbits because you are hated by rabbits."

"Well, probably so."

What his sister said made him feel a little relieved, Shenwei nodded slowly, and smiled: "Yes, I am hated by rabbits."

However, even creatures with no IQ can understand the truth and possess instincts...

Why, you have never been afraid of me?God ballad?

He has been following behind his brother, following behind the monster, without any sign of fear, and without hesitation, he said something like "I like my brother the most".

...But all along, his attitude towards Shenyao has been refusing.

In the end, did he really hate her, or was he afraid of being approached by his sister, afraid of having some kind of influence on her?

However, none of this matters anymore.

He sighed in his heart, stretched out his hand, and placed it on his sister's head.

Now, he decided not to have the same feelings for his sister anymore.

"Let go!" Shen Yao shook his head angrily, and shook the hand away: "I'm going to infect you with a cold!"

"Only a weak guy can catch a cold so easily." Shenwei withdrew his hand: "Go to sleep."

"...A question in advance, you shouldn't kidnap and sell me to Cybertron to dig potatoes, right?"

Shenyao tightened the quilt vigilantly, staring at Kamui.

"How could it be?" Shenwei smiled like a flower: "If I really want to sell, I will only sell Afu Rabbit. How could I be willing to sell you?"

In the end, he rested his chin with his index finger, looked up at the sky, and thought about it for a while: "Well... I think about it, Afutu should not be worth much."

Uncle Rabbit: "..."

Captain, I may not be human, but you are a real dog.

—

The lord was abducted by her brother.

After the spaceship biu slipped away, the swordsmen looked dumbfounded.

They thought that after getting along with Mr. Shenwei these days, they had a common object of vigilance (Mr. Nakaya), and they had become a relationship of revolutionary comrades-in-arms.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Mr. Shenwei's level of dog competition is far beyond everyone's imagination.

When the lord still had a cold and fever, Mr. Shenwei took his sister directly to the universe.

This, this, this... plans to cut off the male creatures around my sister from the root?

"If this is the case..." California Qingguang sighed: "Then he might kick Mr. Afutu away on the way in order to be alone with his sister."

Hearing this, everyone fell into silence.

Ah, although it sounds unbelievable, but this is really like a dog fight that Mr. Shenwei would do!

Whom should they turn to now?

Everyone looked at Yoshida Shoyo who was "talking friendly" and "talking and laughing happily" with his apprentices in unison.

"Mr. Songyang! You must help us!"

"Yes, yes! My lord, she was abducted by the Great Demon King! Is there any way you can get us a spaceship?"

Yoshida Matsuyo finished appeasing Kamita's knives, turned around, and said cheerfully, "Jinsuke, didn't you say that you are running a spaceship?"

Shinsuke Takasugi: "..."

In fact, his spaceship is full of heavy high-tech weapons used to destroy Edo, and his ghost soldiers are also eager to try on the spaceship, ready to go, waiting for his instructions at any time.

"What's the matter?" Yoshida Shoyang asked, "Is it not convenient to borrow it?"

"...It's nothing, teacher." As a radical Yoshida Shoyo chef, Takasugi Shinsuke shook his head vigorously, and said firmly, "It can be used, you can use it as you like."

Now that the teacher was back by his side, there was nothing left to destroy in that world.

—

Takasugi Shinsuke's spaceship is quite large, and can easily accommodate more than a few thousand people.

A group of people from Yokohama, who had just returned from a stroll in Edo, also boarded this rumored spaceship inexplicably.

The course of the matter is roughly like this.

As soon as the little knives saw him, they rushed forward, and you accused him one sentence at a time.

"Mr. Nakaya, listen to us, Mr. Kamui is too much! He abducted the lord without even saying hello!" Ranto Shiro stomped his feet.

Nakahara Chuya: "... Huh??"

"And the lord is still suffering from a severe cold, and he is very unwell!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also rolled up his sleeves, clicked his tongue impatiently, and made a gesture to use a different ability: "Where is that guy?"

The swords were silent for a while, then raised their fingers to the sky.

"That...according to the normal speed, it may have flown out of the solar system by now."

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"

Osamu Dazai (who was just beaten by Shimura Myo) with his face covered in bandages, clapped desperately: "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Too, Mr. Dazai, what is he talking about?" Nakajima Atsushi looked confused.

"I think, Dazai-san should mean, 'Great! We can travel in the universe!' Like this."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

No, as expected of you.