Night Rabbit Inquisitor

However, the sword skills of these two people did not compete in the end.

Because, at this moment, there was a deafening explosion from the cabin on the other side of the spaceship.

Fortunately, its security measures are perfect enough. Even if there is an explosion inside, the outer periphery of the spaceship is barely intact, and it is not directly blown out, sucking everyone into the universe, and they are all finished.

With a dark face, Takasugi Shinsuke walked quickly towards the direction where the spaceship exploded.

Kuishima Matako and Samurai Bianheita followed one after the other.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stood up: "Shen Yao, let's go and have a look."

But no one answered him.

"... Shenyao?" Sensing that something was wrong with the girl behind him, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned around strangely.

"It's over, it's over." Shenyao raised her hands, grabbed her hair, her eyes were empty, and her face was full of color: "This, this, this, could it be Tsurumaru who did it?!"

It’s fine to dig the tunnels of Honmaru, but now you’re going to blow up other people’s spaceships?

Simply moved 0202.

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Ten minutes later, Shenyao got good news and bad news.

The good news is, hey, it really wasn't Tsurumaru who blew up this boat.

The bad news is that Tsurumaru and two other people worked together to blow it up.

Yin, one of the suspects, apologized to Shenyao with a sad expression: "I'm sorry, Miss Shenyao!"

Shenyao: ...I think you shouldn't say sorry to me, you should say sorry to Mr. Takasugi, who was cheated countless times by you, and now the spaceship was blown up by you again.

Gui, the second suspect, bowed deeply: "I'm very sorry! Miss Shenyao! It's all our fault for not being optimistic about Mr. Tsurumaru!"

Tsurumaru, who was going to admit his mistake honestly, suddenly raised his head, with a confused face: "Huh???"

"Yeah, we should have been able to stop Tsurumaru, a silly boy, but unfortunately we couldn't." Gintoki wiped away the tears that didn't exist, and lamented in an exaggerated tone: "This thing could have never happened."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga stammered: "But, but, it wasn't you who just said..."

"Yeah! We've said it many times just now, those buttons are dangerous, don't press them indiscriminately, unfortunately Tsurumaru didn't listen." Katsura Kotaro faced Shenyao, bowing at ninety degrees: "Sorry! Very very sorry!"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga slowly opened his mouth wide, obviously shocked by these two guys who dumped all the blame on him without saying a word.

It's not the same as what I just said!How could Mr. Yinshi and Mr. Gui do this?

This, this is too crumbly.

He is the only one who scares others in daily life, how can anyone else scare him?

"...that really startled me."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga said in a daze.

However, Shinsuke Takasugi felt that the operation in front of him looked familiar.

I still remember that he was like this back then, he was tricked countless times by his two colleagues, and he was taken advantage of countless times.

"It's okay, it's just that the spaceship exploded." He said lightly without showing any emotional fluctuations.

Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro, who were in a hurry to shake the pot, looked at each other, each took a step forward, and each stretched out a hand, crackling and slapping Takasugi on the back, and all kinds of words of praise came out one after another. .

"Brothers!"

"I knew, Jinzhu, the warrior heart you have will never change!"

"It's not in vain for our long-term friendship!"

"From now on, the three of us will be Edo's anti-barbarian F3! No matter who comes, we will not be able to destroy our indestructible relationship!"

"Yeah, it's just that the spaceship exploded." Shinsuke Takasugi added: "You only need to pay the minimum maintenance fee, 8000 million cosmic currency."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Gui Kotaro:"……"

Ah, there are so many strings of zeros after the eight, I'm afraid they won't be able to pay back their 100-year jobs in a ladyboy shop.

Sakata Gintoki coughed: "Takasugi, you misunderstood, in fact the spaceship was blown up by Tsurumaru over there, we didn't do anything."

"Well, 8000 million, not less at all."

"Oh, yes, yes, yes, you can go to Tsurumaru if you want compensation."

"Cash and credit cards are supported." Shinsuke Takasugi turned around and made a gesture to leave: "If you keep practicing Tai Chi, I will tell Teacher Shoyang."

"Ahhh! Wait a minute!"

The two hurriedly stood in front of him, one left and one right, trying to stop him in a frantic manner.

"Good brother, this is not interesting enough, why are you suing the teacher at such an old age?" Sakata Gintoki sweated profusely: "As you can see, the Wanshiwu I run is a place where nothing is done, and even the employees The salary has been delayed from the day I joined the job to the present, so where is the money to pay for the compensation of the spaceship now!"

Kagura snorted: "Not only that, Alu, that scumbag, last time I took all my accommodation expenses that my sister gave him to play steel balls, Alu!"

Everyone: "..."

Yinshi, after all, you are also the hero of a hot-blooded boy manga, can you do more open and aboveboard things?

"Takasugi, look, the wig is in control of the lifeblood of the entire Edo!" Sakata Gintoki raised his hand and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, go to him for compensation!"

Katsura Kotaro: "What? As a samurai, I have always lived a life of eating and drinking, and I still owe the proprietress of the ramen shop the money for the ramen that I have eaten for two years. Why should I pay compensation?"

"It's simple, because you are very valuable, let us hand over you and your organization of patriots to the government to receive a reward, and you can make up tens of millions by sewing and repairing."

Everyone: "..."

Gui Xiaotaro: "...Do you really want me to be executed?"

Sakata Gintoki: "It's okay, wig, I will help you make the mistake then."

(Mistake: The person who cuts off the head of a samurai when he commits seppuku.)

"Yinshi, I've been wrong about you all this time, I didn't expect you to be such a person!" Gui Xiaotaro jumped up.

"Heh, are you a new character from the third part of Gintama, did you know me on the first day?" Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand to embrace the expressionless Takasugi Shinsuke, and put his hand on his On his shoulders: "You think so? Short shirt? Let's send him back to the Shinsengumi together, and it's considered a disaster for the people, right?"

Shinsuke Takasugi: "..."

Many times, he really didn't want to admit that he knew these two people at all.

When Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro were arguing to the core, Shenyao put his arms around his hips and scolded his silly crane who was sitting on the ground.

"Will you still listen to the instigation of those two scumbags?"

Tsurumaru looked aggrieved, and shook his head with his mouth pursed: "...I won't listen, absolutely not."

"How scary is the world of adults, have you noticed?"

"I found it, I really found it."

At first, he looked at the weird buttons over there curiously, thinking they were buttons for piloting the spaceship, but couldn't stand the instigation of Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro, so he stretched out his hand and pressed it.

At that moment, the automatic defense system of the weapon arsenal was triggered, and with a loud bang, most of the spaceship was gone.

"At that time, you will be sold by them, and you will let others count the money."

Tsurumaru shuddered, thinking that his body seemed to be quite valuable.

"My lord, my lord..." Tsurumaru lowered his head and said cautiously: "I know that the mistake I made this time is more than just a prank. No matter how curious I am, I shouldn't touch other people's things. Otherwise, you Sell ​​my main body, and pay compensation to Mr. Gao Sugi to repair the spaceship?"

Divine Ballad: "..."

She finally got a little angry, and was almost amused by the child.

Seeing Shenyao covering her mouth and trembling, Zhong Yuanzhong almost mistook her for being sad, and hurriedly said, "It's only 8000 million, I can help fill it in, but don't you know that the currencies on both sides are connected?"

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Ah, that's great, he really wants to say "8000 million only" one day.

"Pfft—it's okay, Chuya, the small number of 8000 million won't hurt my Honmaru."

Gui Kotaro:"……"

Ah, it's normal, he heard from Yinshi before that the decoration of Miss Shenyao's house is even more luxurious than the General's Mansion, and there are mountains and rivers.

"Don't worry, Tsurumaru, no matter how poor the lord is, I can't sell you." Shen Yao sighed: "This time, I will take it as a lesson. My lord hopes that you can remember what I reflected on today."

Tsurumaru nodded obediently.

Shenyao was planning to discuss the price with Mr. Shinsuke over there, but unexpectedly, Shinsuke Takasugi shook his head at them: "You don't need to pay compensation."

Sakata Gintoki's eyes were full of hope: "Including us?"

"Ah, it doesn't matter if you don't have money, Yinshi." Shinsuke Takasugi raised his lips and smiled charmingly, and said unhurriedly, "Have you heard of organ donation?"

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Help!It seems that the things they did when they were young made him hold grudges to this day!

Gui Xiaotaro: "Well, let me ask a little bit, is it only one kidney?"

"Do you think you have an 8000 million kidney?" Shinsuke Takasugi narrowed his eyes: "Don't worry, Gintoki is right, you are worth more if you are alive than if you are scattered, and you can receive a bounty."

Gui Xiaotaro frowned: "...Ah, it's so scary, Jinsuke has become so scary now! He said such cruel words in a serious way!"

"What organ donation?" Shenwei appeared out of nowhere, and said with a smile, "Please give me one too, and save it for my father."

Kagura/God Ballad: "...?"

Ah, brother, you are really a good son of Dad.

"Hey, hey, hey! No way? In the end, Yin and I are the only ones who are going to be dragged into organ donation?" Sakata Gintoki looked desperate: "Kagura-chan! Shinpachi! Think about us Let’s talk about everything we’ve been through together and the Wanshiwu we’ve been running together! Let’s talk about it!”

Shimura Shinpachi waved his hand: "Ayin, you can go with peace of mind, we will try our best to carry forward Master House."

Kagura yawned: "Great, there is one less scumbag in the world, and the world is peaceful. Will Ah Yin be castrated when donating organs? Then there will be no male protagonist in "Gintama"? Instead of me being the protagonist, Aru!"

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

This earth-shattering companion love.