Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"Master Xinghaifang, who is that?"

Outside the meeting room, a few people were sneaking around outside looking at Hoshikaibozu who was communicating with Isao Kondo.

Okita Sougo asked lazily.

A hood, sunglasses, plus a bandage to cover the entire face.

Shen Yao carefully looked at his father's attire, and felt that if he stood at the gate of the kindergarten, he would definitely be regarded as a human trafficker.

"Souwu, don't you know who the owner of Xinghaifang is?" Hijikata Toshiro became excited, and his voice raised a bit: "He is the legendary adult, the strongest alien hunter in the universe, even the top government officials are quite The existence of admiration—”

"Still a bald man." Shen Yao said.

"That's right, he's still bald..." Toshiro Hijikata reacted halfway through the conversation, lowered his voice and growled in a low voice: "No, why do you know his hairstyle? It's tight, and it's wearing a windshield!"

"Because we understand that after the age of 40, men can only use this method to cover up their few remaining hair follicles, Aru." Kagura replied in a low voice.

"Please don't talk about it, Master Xinghaifang is at least a cosmic hero that every man has admired in his heart. This will destroy his image in my heart..."

Toshiro Hijikata felt someone pat him on the shoulder.

"Young man." Shen Yao said with a serious face: "I recommend you to change your idol as soon as possible. Master Fan Xinghai Fang has no future. Change to our Ultimate Zero Guard?"

"...Why can't you fan him?"

The rumored vice-chief of ghosts seems to have turned into a curious baby at this time.

Zhong Yuanzhong also cast some curious eyes.

"Do you really want to know the reason?" Shen Yao said with a serious face, "Even if the next thing in front of you may be hell, won't you regret it?"

"..." Toshiro Hijikata looked slightly startled.

Why did she say that?Could it be that Xinghai Fangzhu is not a hero who doesn't ask for anything in return as rumored, but a hero on the surface and a devil behind it?

"I want to know." Hijikata Shishiro replied solemnly: "I want to know what kind of terrible secret is hidden behind this man, who can be called the strongest man in the universe?"

"Since Mr. Hijikata is so curious, then... I will tell you."

Shenyao and Kagura looked at each other and nodded together. They walked forward with a straight face, pushed open the door of the conference room without hesitation, and then shouted together when everyone held their breath: "Dad/Dad Compare!"

Toshiro Hijikata: "...Huh?"

Wait a minute, this development is not the same as he imagined!

The owner of Xinghaifang was seriously discussing with Isun Kondo about the emergency situation in Edo, but after hearing the voices of his two lovely daughters, he made a breakthrough in a second, and the aloof and strong character that was just brewing disappeared.

He stood up excitedly, flew over to the two angels who suddenly came to him, and burst into tears: "Kagura-chan! Kagura-chan! Dad misses you so much!"

oh!It's a daughter!They are his fragrant, soft and lovely two daughters!

Unexpectedly, Kagura and Kagami dodged together without hesitation, leaving Xinghai Fangzhu empty-handed.

"Huh? Why? Don't you want to give your long-lost dad a loving hug?" Xinghai Fangzhu was very hurt, and he put on a posture of a girl lying on the ground, covering his chest exaggeratedly, and said, "Kagura Chan, Shenyao-chan, have you guys grown to the age where you start to dislike your dad? Dad's heart hurts so much!"

Earthwork [-] Lang:"……"

Thank you, so this is the feeling of the collapse of idols?Now he can be considered to understand what it means to go one step further is hell.

—

People in the world have actually heard the rumors that Xinghai Fangzhu belongs to the Yetu tribe.

However, everyone in the Shinsengumi did not expect that Kagura, who usually eats jealous kelp in Master House and transforms into a decadent girl who can pick her nose anytime and anywhere like a middle-aged bald boss, is actually the daughter of Master Hoshikaibo.

And as the strongest Xinghai Fangzhu in the universe, he is actually a daughter-in-law.

At this time, the master of Xinghaifang was just like any ordinary middle-aged father on the earth, begging his rebellious daughter to give more love to the old father.

This……

Is this really the legendary Xinghai Fangzhu?

"Little Shenyao, you have worked hard on the earth for the past few years..." Xinghai Fangzhu's voice was choked, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly, trying to touch his daughter's head: "Did you not eat well? You Did the company you stayed in give you bad treatment? Why is your head about the same height as when you left Luoyang? If I had known earlier, Dad should have brought you to the universe to be a monster hunter together from the beginning..."

Divine Ballad: "..."

It's obviously his father's words that he used to care about him, why does she get so angry no matter how she listens.

And I have to emphasize the fact that my size has not changed.

Hi, so angry.

"Father." Shenyao smiled slightly, stretched out his hands and lifted Xinghai Fangzhu's hat: "It's really hard for you to chase monsters all the way to Edo, come on, quickly let your dead hair follicles breathe. "

Therefore, everyone in the Shinsengumi, who still had a glimmer of hope for the image of Xinghai Fangzhu, watched helplessly as the hat belonging to Xinghai Fangzhu was lifted, revealing a bright Mediterranean Sea.

It's not too Mediterranean, because there are still a few hairs in the center of the Mediterranean head, like a rather sparse barcode.

Earthwork [-] Lang:"……"

The image of a rebellious cosmic hero that had been made up in his head disappeared in an instant.

For a moment, he seemed to hear the sound of his young heart breaking.

Well, he has decided to completely dissociate himself from Xinghai Fangzhu.

"Hey! Little Shenyao! How can you go so far and say that daddy's hair follicles are dead?" Xinghaifang Master snatched the hat that Shenyao snatched away with his backhand and put it on again: "Dad's hair follicles are just tired, go back After resting, one day after they rest well, they will still return to dad's head, you know, the former dad had such a long black and thick hair—"

Kagura and Kagami looked at Master Xinghaibo with dead fish eyes.

"Huh? Kagura-chan, Kagyu-chan, why do you look at Dad with such disgusting eyes like looking at garbage? Please don't! Even if you don't believe in Dad, don't look at Dad like this!"

The master of Xinghaifang was in tears.

However, the wonderful way of getting along with this family made Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips slightly.

Shen Yao's father seems to be a strong man who cares about his daughter very much. Apart from bald hair and dressing like a perverted stalker, he has no shortcomings.

Unexpectedly, Master Xinghaifang seemed to have found a savior, and his eyes instantly stopped on him.

"This boy is wearing a top hat at a young age, could it be..."

"I'm not bald!"

Xinghai Fangzhu's gaze made him shiver in his heart, Zhong Yuanzhong was also startled, he quickly took off the hat on his head, and explained seriously: "It's not a top hat that I wear to cover the Mediterranean Sea, it's a top hat. A hat from an old friend!"

Seeing Chuya's thick and smooth orange hair, Master Xinghaifang sighed with regret.

"Maybe when I turn 40..." He tried to struggle.

"The ones who will lose their hair and become bald at the age of 40 are actually the only ones who have inherited my father's baldness." Shen Yao said the cruel truth with a deadpan expression.

Master Xinghaifang cried louder in his heart.

"Although I really want to catch up with you, but Dad, you just said that Edo is close to a state of emergency. What's going on?" Shen Yao asked.

"Ah... that, that's because I went in the wrong direction when I started chasing the monster. I didn't expect the parasitic monster to be hidden in the belly of the space monster. It sneaked away when the spaceship broke through the atmosphere. .” Xinghai Fangzhu truthfully replied.

The parasitic monster hides in the belly of the cosmic monster.

This sounds similar to the retrograde army that is maliciously parasitic in the human body.

Could it be that the death of "Wu" didn't make those retrograde troops disappear completely?

"What exactly does that parasitic monster look like?" Kondo Isao asked, "What are its characteristics? Don't worry, Mr. Xinghai Fangzhu, I will launch the Shinsengumi to search for it throughout Edo."

"Its size can be changed freely, and it looks like a bunch of disgusting pink earthworms as a whole. It can parasitize all living things, not limited to humans or animals, insects, poultry, etc. are all possible..." Master Xinghaifang thought carefully: "The parasitized person will have very obvious dark circles."

"Understood, I will go to the zoo to catch all the pandas on the grounds that they are dangerous potential parasitized by space monsters."

Okita Sougo had just stood up when he was dragged back by Hijikata Toshiro: "So you want to use the excuse of Shinsengumi's routine inspections to catch a few pandas and go back to the facility to play?"

"...Deputy Chief, in your heart, am I actually this kind of person?" Okita Sougo opened his kite-colored eyes, revealing the injured expression of You Lian.

"...Otherwise?" Hijikata Shishiro's mouth twitched: "Who is thinking about how to assassinate me every day? And who is always aiming the bazooka at me when I'm not prepared?"

Okita Sougo showed a dark smile: "Oh? Who is it? He would do such a good thing to eliminate harm for the people."

Earthwork [-] Lang:"……"

This unlovable brat, he's going to fire him one day.

"Anyway, the Shinsengumi hastened to investigate the entire Edo with me, and find out that cosmic monster!" Hijikata Toshiro waved his hand and urged loudly: "Don't just stand still! Mr. the strongest monster hunter in the universe has already spoken What are you still doing? Hurry up, hurry up! Take action!"

The vigorous and resolute deputy chief of the ghost quickly organized the various team members into small teams, and drove away in a police car.

The Yatu family and the Toukens were left in the Shinsengumi just like that.

Now there are two more people to look for, one is a cosmic monster that can parasitize, and the other is a Russian who is on the run after blowing up her Honmaru.

Shenyao summarized the known information, and was not too anxious to set off, but planned to chat with his father who had been reunited for a long time, and introduced Brother Zhongye to his father by the way.

So there is the following conversation:

"Father, if you were to put together a boy who is powerful, kind, polite, and caring for his sister, and Shenwei, which one would you choose?"

Xinghai Fangzhu: "...Let me just say it this way, if a mallet and Kamui are put together, I will choose the mallet to take back, because I think I am not as good as a mallet after raising this son."

"That……"

The words of Shenyao paused: "What if Kagura and I recognize a new brother?"

"...A new brother?" Xinghai Fangzhu frowned: "Then at least you have to be strong in force, noble in character, know how to behave, and know how to love you?"

California Qingguang complained in a low voice: "Being an older brother has such a high standard. If you insist, this is a bit like a mate selection standard for children?"

"Are you kidding me? Want to marry my daughter? Impossible, it's impossible in this lifetime, see if I don't break their legs!" Xinghai Fangzhu slapped the ground angrily.

"Then Dad, if Kagura and I have an older brother with strong military strength, you won't mind, right?"

Just as Shenyao was about to introduce Chuya, the TV where Shinsengumi was broadcasting soap operas suddenly switched to live news.

On the big screen of the TV, the beautiful host held the topic and introduced the situation nervously: "A vicious case just happened in a bank in Edo, and a monster like an earthworm protruded from the customer's mouth to attack other customers. The customers who escaped said that this is a hundred times more terrifying than robbing a bank, what the hell is that...? Is it a cosmic monster?"

"The parasitic monster has appeared!" Shen Yao pointed to the screen.

"Oh! It turned out to be the Shinsengumi, our Edo heroes are here." The host switched the camera to a group of police cars: "Next, let's see how they will fight against this terrible universe monster."

Sougo Okita was the first to open the car door. He turned on the loudspeaker in his hand, tried the sound a few times, and cleared his throat: "Hey—listen to the monsters in the universe, you are already surrounded by us, the universe Monster, did you consider the consequences when you did these things? Cosmic monster, your mother will cry, she didn't give birth to you to make you such a monster!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...No, its mother doesn't let him be this kind of monster, so what kind of monster is it for it to be?"

Okita Sougo ignored everyone's speechless gazes, and continued to shout through the loudspeaker: "Cosmic monster, it's too late to stop now! Look back at the poor mother who worked so hard to raise you, we made a special trip this time to invite you!" She came over and called your prodigal son back."

"What?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also surprised: "I actually invited the mother of the cosmic monster here. This Shinsengumi has two tricks."

The door behind the police car opened slowly, and an octopus-shaped tentacles really protruded from the back seat.

No matter the reporter or the audience, everyone held their breath together.

"Mother of the Cosmic Monster" shows her whole picture bit by bit-Mr. Isao Kondo, the leader of Shinsengumi wearing an octopus doll costume.

"What the hell are those policemen doing??" Zhong Yuan was puzzled.

"You child! It's okay to run away from home without saying a word, but you did such a thing!" Kondo quickly entered the role of the cosmic monster mother. He pinched his throat and pointed at the bank and shouted Said: "Mom is so sad, do you know—"

Probably because he felt that the behavior of human beings outside to tarnish his reputation was too annoying, a tentacle smashed the glass, and slapped Mr. Kondo to the sky.

"minister--"

The members of the Shinsengumi looked at their minister who had turned into a shooting star, and made expressions of grief.

Then, after a second of grief, they looked at the bank again with cold faces: "Ah, what should we do, since even Minister Kondo Isao has given it for nothing now, we really have nothing to do."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

So fast, somehow, I feel sad, these people's attitudes have changed so quickly.

"But, aren't you Shinsengumi? Aren't you the heroes who protect Edo?" The beautiful host stomped her feet: "Don't stay here, think of a way!"

"There is no way, the superiors will not easily approve us to bombard monsters with lasers." Sougo Okita shrugged: "If we use laser cannons without permission, the ones who should lose their heads are not the space monsters but us. "

Host: ...he said quite realistic words in a serious manner, this boy from the Shinsengumi.

"They alone won't last long." Xinghai Fangzhu picked up the umbrella, looked at the two daughters and sent out the invitation: "Would you like to cooperate with Dad to kill monsters?"

For some reason, after his father asked, there was an indescribable surge in Shenyao's heart.

"Okay." Shenyao smiled slightly: "Father, you will protect us as well as you protect your last hair, right?"

Master Xinghaifang: "...Huh?"

What kind of devil metaphor is this?

—

At the same time, not far from the Edo Bank, Katsura Kotaro was chatting happily with his newly recognized companion.

Shimura Shinpachi secretly followed behind the two, for fear that the big villain would do something terrible to the silly and sweet Mr. Gui.

"Mr. Fyodor, you have to understand that as people with lofty ideals, what we need to do is to work hard to change this corrupt world, expel the heavenly beings, and return our world to the hands of human beings."

Katsura Kotaro was eloquently telling his newcomers the way of life as a person with lofty ideals against barbarians.

"So, what do you plan to do to achieve the goal of expelling the barbarians?" Tuo Si listened carefully to the grand plan he described, and then asked.

"Hehehe... what I did was cruel and terrible, and I'm afraid I'll scare you if I say it." Gui Xiaotaro lowered the brim of his hat: "Since the war against barbarians many years ago, I have been called a crazy noble by the world. My son, now, he is on the Shinsengumi's national wanted list and has not been successfully captured by them, so he has been given a new title - Escape Kotaro."

Tosi: "...?"

Running away from Kotaro?What's the meaning?Praise him as a wanted man for being good at escaping, right?

Elizabeth held up the wooden sign [You really deserve to be Mr. Gui! 】

"Hehe, name or something is not important to me, so don't be overly envious or flattered." Gui Xiaotaro's expression became a little embarrassed, he wiped the bottom of his nose with his fingers, and lowered his voice to pretend to be deep.

Tosi: "..."

No, I didn't envy you or compliment you at all.

What happened to this human being in front of him?He obviously has the same voice and the same purpose as him, why can he say such wise words in a serious manner?

For such a tiny moment, he wondered whether the man in front of him was himself from another world.

Now it seems that this guess is completely complete, impossible. possible!

"Recently, in order to fight against the barbarians, I have completed a very difficult and arduous task." Gui Xiaotaro said.

Tosi showed a little interest: "...what is it?"

"Of course, that day, I sneaked into the Shinsengumi before dawn."

That's how it is, sneaking into the enemy's interior to steal information, isn't it?This can barely be regarded as expelling barbarians.

Tosi's view of Gui Xiaotaro changed a little bit.

"Then, I sneaked into their quarters and put all their toilet paper inside upside down!"

Tosi: "...?"

The interior of the enemy he was referring to was their toilet?

"How? Isn't this a very vicious approach?" Gui Xiaotaro was full of pride.

Elizabeth continued to raise her placard in a face-saving manner [You really deserve to be Mr. Gui!It easily defeated the good mood of the enemy when going to the toilet! 】

Tosi: "...??"

So, what is the relationship between defeating the enemy's good mood when going to the toilet, and repelling the barbarians?

"Hahaha! Tuo Sijun, since you are so interested in the lofty profession of the people with lofty ideals, as the leader of the people with lofty ideals, I formally welcome you to join me!" Gui Xiaotaro patted Tuosi's shoulder vigorously : "From now on, you will also be a qualified fighter against barbarians! Mr. Fyodor!"

Tosi: "..."

Tosi tried to keep smiling: "But I haven't been audited."

"No, Mr. Fyodor, you have to know that what I value is not examination and review of these superficial things, what I value is the soul of a warrior shining in your seemingly sickly body!" Katsura Kotaro Hold his hand tightly: "Come on, let us overthrow the dictatorship of Heaven and Man and the Shogunate together, and create a perfect world!"

Tuo Si: ...For the first time in his life, he had doubts about his ideals.

He actually...has the same ideals as such a person?

At this time, Tuosi naturally wanted to get rid of Gui Xiaotaro's entanglement as soon as possible, but at this moment, the screams coming from the bank attracted his attention.

"Mr. Gui." Pointing to the customers fleeing from the bank, Tosi said, "Something dangerous seems to have happened over there, like someone is robbing the bank."

His original intention was to get rid of this difficult and stupid warrior.

But in the next second, Tosi felt his body lighten, and he was firmly carried by Elizabeth.

Tosi: "...?"

"As a person with lofty ideals, it is our duty to save ordinary people who are in danger from danger." Gui Xiaotaro folded his arms and put on a pretty handsome pose: "Come on! Elizabeth! Mr. Fyodor! It’s nothing more than a mere robber, let’s practice the Chicheng morality of the barbarians together!”

That day, outside the bank gate in Edo, all the people present and everyone in the Shinsengumi saw a suspicious samurai with fluttering hair, a white alien creature, and a sick and beautiful boy on his shoulders. into the bank.

Then, they slammed on the brakes at the door of the bank in unison.

A customer has lost consciousness, his mouth is wide open, and a monster in the shape of a tentacled earthworm emerges from his mouth, engulfing the bank clerk in a package, and it is about to drag him into the huge tearing mouth.

Gui Xiaotaro and Elizabeth looked at each other, then took a step back with Tosi on their shoulders, and closed the door of the bank again.

"It seems that the one in front is not a robber, Elizabeth, Mr. Tuosi, that's really great."

Elizabeth also raised her sign to echo [It's really great. 】

"However, I seem to have seen a scene of some cosmic monster eating people just now?" Gui Ru said.

Elizabeth: [That must be an illusion, we are wrong. 】

"Oh, so that's the case, I misread it."

This opponent, who was so imposing, took a step back, two steps and three steps back at the same time.

Tosi: "..."

At this moment, in order to awaken them from the state of self-deception, a tentacle of a parasitic monster breaks through the bank gate and strikes in the direction where Katsura Kotaro and Elizabeth are.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Gui Xiaotaro's first reaction was not to draw his knife and chop it, but to grab the object closest to him and throw it towards the monster.

Tosi who was thrown out inexplicably: "???"

"Hey, what are you doing?" Shimura Shinyachi, who broke through the flow of people, was covered in confusion. He grabbed Gui by the collar and asked angrily, "Is that the companion of the barbarians you met just now? Why don't you just treat him like this?" Throwing it to feed the space monster?"

"What companion?" Gui Xiaotaro maintained a cold standing posture, withdrew his hand, and snorted coldly: "Only by passing the cruel test can one become a patriot. How could I casually recognize a companion on the street?" ?”

Shimura Shinpachi: "...This is completely different from what you just said, Mr. Gui, okay?! Don't pretend nothing happened, hey!"