Night Rabbit Inquisitor

Today is a day worth remembering deeply for the Tutu family.

As for why it should be deeply remembered?

Of course, it is because today's Edo staged a historic scene.

——The succinct summary is that the idiot brother was spanked by his mother in the street.

"I'm a god judge. I've been trained strictly. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh." Shen Yao recorded the video happily while covering her mouth, and said to Kagami with righteous words: "Unless you can't help it." .”

Kagura on the side has already started to roll on the eaves, she thumped the ground, pointed at Kamui and laughed until she crowed: "Idiot Kamui! Let you stinky fart! You have today too!!"

To be reasonable, the strength of mother's hands is much lighter than when fighting against a powerful enemy. For Shenwei, this pain is simply negligible.

but……

It's really embarrassing for the wife.

He has never been beaten by his mother since he was a child, and at most it is only severe criticism.

Shenwei tried to struggle in Jiang Hua's arms, but he couldn't run away, so he could only watch the feather duster in his mother's hand from the corner of his eyes as he picked it up and dropped it mercilessly.

"……Mother!"

Kamui blushed completely, like an ordinary teenager, showing a look of shame and anger, but because the other party was his mother, he could only forcibly endure the anger, and even his eyes were slightly red.

At first glance, Shenwei at this time is a handsome and handsome young man who is blushing and angry because of being wronged. Just looking at that handsome face, people completely ignore his black mud essence, especially his The crying expression is very seductive.

"Do you know where you are going wrong?"

Jiang Hua's voice was as gentle as water.

"...I shouldn't have run away from home."

When facing his mother, Kamui restrained all his daily hostility and killing intent, became well-behaved and docile, and admitted his mistake without hesitation.

"What else?" Jiang Hua stopped the feather duster in his hand.

"Also, I will never apologize for the fact that Baldy's arm was cut off by me." Shenwei frowned.

"Huh? Who cares about your apology! You brat?" Xinghaifang Master was stroking his missing piece of hair distressedly. Hearing this, he was so angry that he jumped up.

Regarding the long conflict between the father and son, Jiang Hua felt that it would not be resolved in a short while.

Of course, that's not what she meant this time.

"Shenwei." Jiang Hua stroked the dull hair on the elder son's head: "About my sister, don't you have anything else to say?"

【"Even if you die here, it won't cause me any trouble."】

At that time, when the little Shenyao heard such a sentence thrown by her brother coldly... how sad she felt.

Kamui frowned and looked at the direction of Kagura and Kagura. Kamiya hid the phone with the recording mode turned on behind his back and pretended nothing happened. Kagura was still rolling all over the floor, ahahaha laughing .

Kamui: "..."

The two sisters don't care.

He said to his mother seriously and honestly: "I don't think I have anything to say to idiots."

Kamui's character is actually very straightforward, he will only do what he thinks is correct or interesting, and he will never lie.

Therefore, Shenwei didn't understand why his mother was angry at all, and gave Jianghua a straight answer perfectly.

"Shenwei." Jiang Hua twisted his silly son's head, lowered his eyes and smiled, and emphasized his tone: "I think we should have a good talk."

—

"and after?"

After hearing what the lord has seen and heard in Edo this time, Kami Kiyomitsu asked curiously.

"Later... Mom first brought him her own Honmaru to educate him carefully, and let me come back." Shenyao spread her small hands: "Maybe it was to protect the last dignity of adolescents, Mom didn't let me and Kagura continue to watch .”

Memory, my mother is very gentle, almost never angry, but the appearance of my mother when she is really angry is really scary, even Shenwei will be scared to tremble when she sees it.

"Thinking about it this way, Mr. Jiang Hua's education method is quite considerate." Qing Guang bent his eyes: "Where is Miss Kagura? Has she returned to Edo yet?"

"Yeah, she said that Wanshiwu will be forced to close if it doesn't open..." Shenyao rubbed her temples: "I have to start to do the task after calculating the time... By the way, Brother Zhongye is awake now ?"

Shen Yao obviously saw a suspicious flicker in Qing Guang's eyes, and a bad premonition emerged in her heart.

"...what happened?" Shen Yao asked.

"That..." California Qingguang began to fiddle with his nails: "Actually, nothing major happened."

"Could it be that you let Brother Zhongye drink again?" Shen Yao gasped.

"No." California Qingguang felt that he couldn't hide it, so he had to tell the truth: "This time, it actually has something to do with Tsurumaru."

Hearing the creaking of the lord's finger bones, Qingguang silently mourned Tsurumaru in his heart, and continued: "The reason is this, Tsurumaru wants Mr. Chuya to help complete today's task..."

Nakahara Chuya's attitude at that time was very firm, and he rejected Tsurumaru straight away.The general answer is, no, no, no, Shenyao Touken Fusangshin has to look like Touken Fusangshin, and you have to learn to do your own things.

Uh, did you refuse?This is a bit unexpected.

Shenyao originally thought that if the honest brother Zhongye was placed in front of Tsurumaru, brother Zhongye would be played around by Pipihe.

"And then what?"

"'And then, I don't know how Tsurumaru opened the door of the goose pen, the little scorpion led a group of geese to surround Tsurumaru, so Mr. Nakaya went to help catch the geese, and Tsurumaru seemed to have discovered a brand new How to play, and ran out of Honmaru with them and Mr. Chuya..."

Divine Ballad: "..."

It certainly sounds like something Tsurumaru would do.

California Qingguang coughed: "There are so many swords and swords that went out for an expedition today, and a few people were spared to look at Mr. Tosi, Mr. Nakaya and Tsurumaru did not know where they went, and they haven't come back yet. I just If you want to go out to find them, you will come back."

"Fortunately, I had expected this situation a long time ago, and adjusted the GPS location of Tsurumaru's body in advance." After listening to the whole process, Shenyao patted his chest, not showing much panic.

"... Huh?" Qing Guang was stunned: "Is the government of time so intelligent now?"

"It's a built-in function after upgrading to an S-level god judge. It prevents you from getting separated from your own swords during the mission. Sister Reiko complained to me before that it looks like a little genius phone watch..." Shenyao pointed at her hand The instrument began to poke and poke: "However, it's not bad, it's all for finding problem children."

At first, it is said that this method was thought up by a certain Minamoto patriarch in Heian-kyo. His family's sword called Onikiri, the Fusangshen thief, likes to get lost. If he is not careful, he will become a free elf in the mountains. There is no shikigami to follow. The sword can fascinate all the way to the solar system, so the patriarch established a connection with Fu Sangshen, and at the same time passed this method to the Government of Time.

Shen Yao thinks that all Honmaru can ignore the GPS positioning, except Tsurumaru.

Shenyao searched with Qingguang along the direction pointed by the instrument, until they reached the Honmaru of Kanae's sister, and found Pipihe.

Tsurumaru's cousin cried without tears, tremblingly hugging the branch of wisteria, staying motionless on the tree, under the tree surrounded by a circle of big white geese, flapping their wings, calling out to him "high-spirited" .

"My lord!" After seeing the Shenyao, the playful Tsurumaru seemed to see a savior, and he stretched out his hand excitedly: "Help, help!"

"Where's Brother Zhongye?" Shenyao unhurriedly picked up the leading little scorpion, smoothed its fur, and asked Tsurumaru with his head up.

None of the animals in Honmaru are hostile to Kamyo, probably because Yotusa and animals are very compatible, whether it’s the daily relationship or the most food aspect...

Tsurumaru thought, he couldn't answer "I don't know, I lost people while running", if he said it, he would definitely be hammered into a cake by the lord.

Tsurumaru's brain spun rapidly: "Um... my lord, after you help me get down, I promise to tell you?"

"Okay, my lord didn't stop you from coming down." Shen Yao said with a smile: "It's fine to just jump off the tree now, or is it that Tsurumaru, you can't even bear this height now?"

"But my lord, I think if I jump off right now, I will definitely lose my ass in the hands of a goose." Tsurumaru said sincerely.

"It doesn't matter, Tsurumaru, at most you will lose two buttocks, boys can grow back once a month."

"...? My lord, who taught you this? Is it Mr. Yinshi? Take it back, I don't like to hear it."

California Qingguang looked at the confrontation with one person and one blade, and his head hurt a little.

"Oh?" Kanae found the group of uninvited guests in her Honmaru from a distance, and came over and asked, "Did something happen here?"

One and a half years is enough for Kanae to grow from a rookie to an experienced A-level god judge. Because of her strong spiritual power, she is willing to help others, has a gentle personality, and is very good at preparing poison and healing potions. She is very popular in current affairs She is notoriously good, and she ranks first in the list of "Miss God Judge Most Wanted to Marry".

By the way, the swordsmen who belonged to Kanae Honmaru, headed by Okurigara, went to Honmaru, the initiator, with their swords in hand after this weird ranking came out, and had a good chat with them.

Since then, the outside world's coveting of Ms. Chana Hui has become much less.

Over the past year or so, Shenyao occasionally went to Kanae's Honmaru to chat with her when she was free.

Because, the other party's innate tenderness often reminds her of her mother.

"Miss Kanae!" Seeing Kanae, Tsurumaru seemed to see a savior. He sniffed and cried, "Please, please, help me drive these geese away!"

Mr. Tsurumaru of Kamyo Honmaru is particularly afraid of geese, which is a characteristic that no other Tsurumaru of Honmaru has.

Of course, a thousand god judges will cultivate a thousand different knives, and the character of each swordsman will be closely related to the god judges who forged and trained them.

Kanae looked at Tsurumaru, who was trembling with the branch in her arms, and couldn't help shaking her head. She was about to drive the goose away, when she was held by Shenyao affectionately.

"Sister Kanae." Shen Yao smiled and pushed her towards the castle tower: "Long time no see, let's catch up together."

"But, your Tsurumaru..."

"I've been promoted to an S-rank god judge! You haven't told sister Kanae yet, have you?"

"Eh...? Little Shenyao has been successfully promoted? Congratulations!" Kanae was successfully diverted from the topic, and she sincerely expressed her blessings to Shenyao: "The official document from the Government of Time has been completed. Has it been dispatched?"

"Yeah, it was distributed two days ago."

The Shenyao of Jijiantong led Kanae to leave happily.

California Kiyomitsu left Tsurumaru a look that made him wish for blessings, and he also left with Shenyao.

"wait wait wait!"

Tsurumaru was left on the branch so indifferently and melancholy.

Goose raised its head under the wisteria tree, and Tsurumaru lowered its head on the wisteria tree.

If you took a picture of this scene and posted it on the God Judge forum, it would definitely be a hot search in minutes.

Tsurumaru, who was abandoned by the lord, moved his body and found a more comfortable position on the branch, imagining himself as a sloth.

"By the way... Mr. Nakaya, where did he go?"

—

The trails connecting each Honmaru are intertwined and complicated, and the characteristics of the buildings are very similar.

If you are not careful, you will get lost in the direction of the corner.

After successfully losing Tsurumaru and the large flock of geese, Chuya stopped where he was, feeling in a dilemma for the first time.

Although he wanted to go directly to Shenyao's residence, but he didn't know how to go back.

In desperation, he used his supernatural ability to fly into the air, trying to stand on a high place and look down.

The nearby buildings are probably the residences of some of Shenyao's colleagues, and Zhong didn't pay much attention to these buildings.

But looking to the front left direction, there is a dark space at the end.

It seemed to be a strange entrance to another world, in stark contrast to the comfortable residence.

On one side is the beauty of the paradise, and on the other side is nothingness where nothing can be seen.

"...What the hell is that place?"

Zhongyuanzhong also landed nearby, and walked towards the nothingness that he had just seen.

This is not just out of curiosity, but more because he is afraid of some dangerous unspeakable things in the place where Shenyao works.

When he was still some distance away from the "Land of Nothingness", Zhongya was stopped by a red-haired young man in a black robe.

Zhong also noticed that the knuckles of the other party's wrist holding his wrist were cold, and the touch felt like a prosthetic limb.

"What are you going to do?" The red-haired young man looked at him and tilted his head expressionlessly: "This is not a world that living people can enter."

"...?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also taken aback: "It is not a world that living people can access, what does that mean?"

"In a nutshell, it's a world that belongs exclusively to the dead." Scorpion withdrew his hand that was holding Chuya's wrist, and raised his finger to point at the honmaru behind Chuya: "There, the dead and the living can coexist, but, here ..." His fingers slowly moved towards the void and darkness in front of him, and his tone was a bit menacing:

"If the living dare to enter, terrible things will happen."

Zhongyuan Zhong also subconsciously took a step back, looked at Xie in front of him with a vigilant expression on his face: "Could it be that... are you a ghost?"

As a Hong Kong gangster cadre, Zhong Ye seems to be fearless, but when faced with supernatural phenomena, he feels somewhat guilty in his heart.

scorpion:"……"

Scorpion's original intention was to make this guy interested in the world of the dead, and take him to see something, but the other party's focus was all on whether he was a ghost or not.

What kind of strange brain circuit is this?Did you learn the brain circuit from that girl?

However, Xie didn't have the chance to continue chatting with Chuya, because he saw the warning gaze of Yoshida Matsuyo who was standing behind Chuya.

That well-known political judge with a smile like a warm spring breeze in the mountains possesses indescribably terrifying power, and ordinary people will never be able to guess what he is thinking.

After being warned by Yoshida Shoyang, Xie slowly curled the corners of his mouth, turned his head, and quickened his pace to hide in the darkness of nothingness.

"What is this..." Zhong Ye looked at the mysterious man who was leaving in a hurry, with a puzzled expression.

"As you can see, this is the world that belongs to the people after death."

Yoshida Matsuyo quietly stood beside Chuya Nakahara, and said softly.

"... When did you stand there?" Nakahara Chuya turned his head in horror, and looked at the other party up and down.

He didn't let himself notice the slightest breath.

Zhong Yuanzhong also always felt that he had strayed into a horror movie, and he was the only living person present.

"Hmm...I've been here for a while, maybe?" Yoshida Matsuyo smiled gently.

Chuya shifted his gaze from Yoshida Matsuyo to this nothingness, and asked tentatively, "The world after death?"

"Ah."

"What kind of place is this? Heaven? Hell?"

It also asks frequently asked questions.

"This... I have no comment for the time being, because only those who die will know." Yoshida Matsuyo replied.

Everything that happened recently was too fantastical for Chuya in the Central Plains, but the sum of all the previous fantasy things was far less than the shock of this afterlife world.

"A certain mackerel is always telling me that everything after death is nothingness..." Zhong Yuan raised his head and muttered: "Does the world after death really exist?"

And why can the living and the dead coexist in the residence of Shenyao?

Zhong also has never been good at thinking about such complicated things, and he just woke up from a hangover, and his head hurts a bit.

"Do you need me to take you to Shenyao?"

Looking at the young man in front of him, Yoshida Matsuyo asked seemingly casually.

"Ah... then I will trouble you."

Zhong Ye walked two steps behind Songyang, couldn't help but asked him again: "No, how did you know that I knew Shenyao?"

If a child like this is so careless, if he really wants to sell him, he may have to react halfway.

Yoshida Matsuyo thought.

It's really not easy to grow up to such a large size safely under the condition of black mud spirits all by relying on a strong force value.

"I can barely be regarded as half of her teacher." Songyang replied warmly.

"Well, that's it..." Zhong Yuanzhong also understood.

I believed it without hesitation.

If he had been late for a while just now, he might have been coaxed and tricked into the realm of the dead.

"By the way, that red-haired man told me just now that terrible things will happen to living people entering that world?" Zhong Yuan frowned: "What kind of terrible things will happen?"

"For example, your penis will be swallowed up by the swarming undead, and your soul will also be torn apart..." Yoshida Shoyo dragged the end of his voice, and then smiled suddenly: "Just kidding."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

For a moment, he was really frightened, and he just wanted to stay as far away from the dark place behind as possible.

"Actually, nothing terrible will happen, but there will be a chance to reunite with the deceased?" Yoshida Songyang chuckled: "However, so far, there has never been a living person going to the dead world in this world. However, my personal suggestion is that it is best not to be the first person to eat crabs until it is absolutely safe.”

"...I understand." Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded: "Thank you very much for your reminder, sir."

Chatting with Yoshida Shoyo is indeed a very pleasant thing.

He seems to have a different kind of affinity, which can make people involuntarily trust him unconditionally, and patiently answer his questions.

It's almost like... a natural teacher.

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly learned from his mouth what kind of job a god judge is, and what the true meaning of maintaining history is.

"But why are you telling me this? Don't you need to erase my memory?"

"The government we belong to has opened a special case for Shenyao, and you can make an exception if your organization keeps the interrogator as a secret." Yoshida Matsuyo added: "This is a special treatment for outstanding newcomers."

That sounds pretty human.

Zhong Ye's favorability towards the government behind him has slightly increased.

"Speaking of which, Shenyao's mother was recruited into your government in the state of a soul..."

"Well, this is a very normal thing." Yoshida Matsuyo pointed to himself: "Me too."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Suddenly, in the middle of a pleasant chat, the other party suddenly showed up and said, "Yes, I am a ghost".

However, once you get familiar with this setting, it doesn't seem so difficult to accept.

"Then, the one who helped Shenyao look at her body before, that flaxen-colored long-haired girl..."

"You should be referring to Reiko, right? Indeed, she is also in the state of a soul, and her grandson is actually not much younger than you." Yoshida Shoyang said.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"I remember that you have an excellent old friend who admired death? Maybe our government is eagerly waiting for his soul..." Yoshida Matsuyo said meaningfully.

Even a fool could guess that he was referring to Osamu Dazai.

"Who is an old friend with him?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong almost jumped up.

The dead mackerel was recruited into this black-hearted company = he will fix time and haunt himself for the rest of his life.

After sorting out the logical relationship, Zhong Yuanzhong also shuddered and waved his hands frantically: "No, he can't, he is definitely not suitable for this job. How can a bastard with the same fighting power as a mackerel maintain history?"

Chuya secretly made up his mind that after returning to Yokohama, he must pay attention to preventing the bastard Dazai from committing suicide!If he becomes some kind of god judge, let alone guarding history, he can do terrible things to destroy the world, right?