Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"Hahahahaha, the common people in this city have become so panicked because of their gender change..."

In the depths of Leibo Street, in an abandoned building, the bishop of the church looked at the current situation in Yokohama through the monitor with satisfaction, and then made a judgment: "It seems that we have to let the light of the gods shine on the whole city. Planet, correct the wrong gender heart of human beings.”

"But, my lord bishop..."

"What's the matter?"

"In many places, the surveillance cameras were destroyed, and the face of the perpetrator was not captured at all."

"... Tsk, is this their dying struggle?" The bishop frowned slowly: "Send a team of teachers to the scene to check the situation, with the entire planet as a hostage, I don't think those guys dare to do anything."

"But, my lord bishop, is it true that our companions will not be in danger?"

"Hehehe, don't worry." After slowly laughing, the bishop added unhurriedly: "As far as I know, human beings are the weakest, weakest, and most pathetic creatures in the entire galaxy. Look at the earth we used to live on. What is the country of warriors, but in the end, it is not reduced to the colonies of various planets?"

"So." He put on an arrogant expression and asserted: "We don't need to be afraid of such a weak human being."

"...Yes, it's because of my shallow knowledge, what you said, my lord bishop, makes sense."

The two looked at each other, hahahaha, and laughed wickedly for a while, but no one noticed that the surveillance screen that densely covered the entire Yokohama just now was dimming rapidly one after another at a speed visible to the naked eye.

At the moment when the monitoring screen was completely turned off, there was a deafening "bang" sound outside the door.

"What?" The bishop stood up abruptly, and stuffed an important remote control on the console into his pocket: "Is it an enemy attack?"

With such a terrible sound, he had to wonder what kind of heavy weapon the ants in this city used.

"It's not good! My lord bishop!" The door of the control room was slammed open, and a believer hurried in, shouting: "The door, outside the door—"

However, he was never given a chance to complete the briefing.

The entire building was completely opened by the amazing supernatural power, directly revealing the entire church hidden in the shadows.

The whole building was dismantled into reinforced concrete blocks like bean curd residue, and fell to the ground, splashing countless smoke, dust and ashes.

In the billowing smoke and dust, a certain petite figure walked forward step by step with Ling Ran's aura.

With every step, the ground shakes.

When have these cosmic beings seen such a terrifying scene? As early as the moment the building was lifted, they stayed in place trembling, tears were almost frightened.

They finally saw the culprit who demolished the building—a girl with orange hair and blue eyes, with a murderous intent hidden between her brows, a disdainful smile on her lips, and a rustling anti-gravity windbreaker.

"You guys, since you chose to take action against Yokohama, and teased our gender—" Zhongyuan Zhong also moved his wrist a few times, and pulled out a malicious smile: "Presumably, you are ready to be double-returned soon Bar?"

Let their so-called gods shine all over the world?

Go to hell.

Ask the Rage God in his body if he agrees.

"But, damn it, don't underestimate us!" Some teachers overcame their fear and raised their staffs in their hands to try to fight back, but in an instant, a large part of them were knocked down by those in front of him.

It is completely overwhelming force disparity.

Zhong Yuanzhong also punched these bastards who tampered with other people's gender without hesitation, but he didn't beat them fatally.

"Wow! Come on! Chuya-chan!"

Osamu Dazai's pretentious girlish voice suddenly sounded in his ear.

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"

Osamu Dazai posed in Uchihachi's pose, exaggeratingly holding up his small fists, and yelled in his direction while recording: "Chuya-chan! So handsome! Come on, beat them all to the ground!"

Nakahara Chuya stopped involuntarily, and then covered his mouth: "..."

Help, it's disgusting!

Because of this distraction, he let go of many believers.

They didn't dare to fight back anymore, and they all hurriedly ran towards the direction of the invisible spaceship.

However, they were stopped by an unremarkable black-haired little loli.

The believers looked at each other, looked at the little loli with crooked eyebrows, and said loudly: "Kids, go away, don't get in the way here!"

"Let me go away?" The latter sneered: "Yes."

The petite and lovely black-haired loli turned around gracefully, and in the next second, a beautiful woman in a black suit flashed behind him.

Draw the gun, load it, and aim at the target.

Crisp and crisp, without sloppy.

O-Convex Teachers: "..."

Mori Ogai issued a death threat: "If you don't restore the city to its original state as soon as possible, you will be shot into dice?"

"Then... if the city returns to its original state, can you let us go?" a certain believer asked weakly.

"Of course." This cute black-haired little loli hid her dark smile: "Let you go, and give you a painless death."

Behind Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Rashomon was ready to move: "Yes, I passed through my heart directly, and I will give you a happy relief."

Christians: "..."

……very scary! !

Did the leader tell them before that human beings are the weakest and most defenseless creatures in the universe, so there is no basis for that...?

Then, what about the supernatural being who can tear down buildings with his bare hands?What is going on with this guy who seems to be a well-trained army?

Of course, many believers escaped the Central Plains Chuya, and also escaped the port mafia led by Mori Ogai.

These dozens of believers weighed the gap in force between them.

There is only one man (with Yosano), two miscellaneous girls who look underage (Kenji Nakajima Atsushi Miyazawa), one woman who looks incapable of fighting and has an ignorant expression (Junichiro Tanizaki), one The combat power seems to be a woman with glasses (Kunikida Doppo) at the level of miscellaneous fish.

The believers instantly felt that they were super brave.

"Come on! It's just a few women who are like fish! Beat them!"

Then, the believers who bravely went up were beaten to the ground like fish.

Yosano Akiko unhurriedly pulled the rechargeable chainsaw on his hand: "Who did you just say is a nonsense? Why are women such a nonsense?"

The young doctor in a white coat grinned like a chasm, showing a sickly smile: "Speaking of which, I really want to observe the body structure of aliens."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

There are also some believers who escaped successfully, hearing the screams of their companions, secretly lucky in their hearts.

However, they were stopped again by a group of beautiful girls dressed as samurai.

"This road is blocked." Sanri Yuezong frowned.

The leading silver-haired girl pulled out the wooden blade from her waist and shouted angrily: "You bastards! Hurry up and return Ah Yin's most important thing!!"

In just 10 minutes, the entire Bump Church was wiped out.

The believers who fell on the ground turned their heads in unison and stretched out their hands towards the position where the spaceship was parked.

That, that place—

If only they could get to that place—

"Yo."

The believers watched helplessly as a long-haired young man with squinting eyes stood beside the space where they parked the spaceship just now.

The young man chuckled, and then punched the spaceship with a thud, smashing the camouflage system immediately, and making the invisible spaceship reveal its prototype.

"Why is there a spaceship docked here illegally?" The long-haired young man kept smiling, muttered to himself, carried the spaceship lightly with one hand, and then slammed it down heavily.

That's hundreds of millions of starting money!It is also their last hope of escape!

Most of the believers rolled their eyes in shock at the operation of dismantling the spaceship with their bare hands, and passed out with a hiccup.

A small number of believers were lucky, thinking that although the spacecraft seemed to be crumbling and close to being scrapped, it might be possible to salvage it again.

"Let's go! Chitu Machun!"

A two-meter-tall muscular man rode a war horse, jumped onto the spaceship, and made a gesture to trample it into a spaceship pancake.

"Don't go too far." Shenyao raised her hand to stop her sister, and seeing the hopeful eyes of those believers, she added slowly: "The remaining parts can still be used, dismantle them and get them Selling Wanwu will just improve your life in Wanshiwu."

"Oh oh oh oh! Thank you, old lady! Old lady is so kind!"

Bump Teaching: "..."

Thus, this notorious cosmic organization in the world next door turned over in such a gorgeous way.

This is probably a sad story of someone who thought the opponents were all kindergarten children, but met a group of strong men who could fight cattle across the mountain, and was pressed to the ground and rubbed against each other.

However, Bishop wanted to struggle a little more.

"For example, if you kill us, aren't you afraid that people on the entire planet will become like this and never recover?"

he threatened.

Nakahara Chuya's actions really hesitated.

Seeing that the plan had succeeded, the bishop smiled strangely and wanted to continue threatening, but was interrupted by a voice halfway.

"It is rumored that there is such a planet, where the scientific community has been working on a special drug that can control the balance of sex hormones."

"...In other words, they want to make men more manly and women more womanly through research."

"However, what's interesting is that in the process, there have been quite unexpected products."

Following the appearance of the commentary voice, the audience fell silent, and everyone looked at the person who came by in unison.

A beautiful woman with a graceful figure holding a purple umbrella.

The jaws of Shenyou and Kagura dropped in unison.

God, Kamui? !

"Creatures on the entire planet are forced to adopt two genders due to experimental accidents. However, they not only do not think about the method of changing back, but are committed to spreading this so-called concave-convex religion to other planets, so that the entire universe It has become a miasma..."

Shenwei unhurriedly raised his head and pointed to the sky: "It turns out that a certain artificial satellite revolving around the earth is the true face of the god you admire."

The weird light that appeared in the sky just now was also due to satellites, not gods.

"Well, so what if you see it?" The bishop yelled sternly: "This planet doesn't have the ability to fly into the universe casually, I can still make it—"

Kamui who suddenly flashed behind him smiled.

"Is this the remote control that is used to control the satellite?"

He held something in his hand, and shook it slightly towards the bishop, showing off in a show-off manner.

The bishop almost jumped up in shock.

When did this guy appear behind him?And when was it taken away?

"What is the button to bring Yokohama back to normal?" He stepped on the opponent's foot on the ground unhurriedly, reached out and pulled his arm back to the limit. After hearing the crisp sound of bones, he smiled and said: " Come on ~ speak quickly, if you don't speak, all your limbs will be broken."

—

At Yokohama's airport, a plane landed quietly.

Of course, because the city is blocked, even if the plane lands, the passengers can only stay in the airport and cannot go to the city.

Edogawa looked out of the window and yawned lazily: "President, you really don't need to worry. According to my reasoning, the antidote will be released soon, and Yokohama will be back to normal soon." .”

As soon as the words fell, the sky once again showed a purple light.

"Look." Luanbu folded his arms proudly, "I'll just say, it will definitely become normal."

Sure enough, before he finished speaking, all kinds of surprised exclamations were vaguely heard from all around.

"The body has changed, changed back to the original!"

"It's really good!"

"Ah... what a pity, if I knew it would change back, I should take advantage of it just now..."

However, there were also one or two inappropriate exclamations.

Fukuzawa Yukichi stretched his brows, looked at the random step in front of the window with relieved eyes, and suddenly froze.

Under the detective hat, the tail of the young man's hair gradually lengthened, turning into a head of curled black hair, the lines of his profile softened a little bit, and his figure gradually shrunk.

Luanbu in front of him... turned into a woman.

The latter seemed to be completely unaware of all this. He leaned on the window with his chin resting, looked at the scene of the street, and said very happily: "President! The blockade of the city will be lifted soon! Let's go back to the detective agency together."

"... Random steps."

Fukuzawa Yukichi opened his mouth slowly.

Sure enough, his voice also became a female voice.

"Huh? What's the matter?"

"...The antidote you mentioned, is it also a gender-reversal potion?"

There is nothing wrong with the principle that a negative makes a positive.

"……Eh?"

—

About half an hour later, the members of the Armed Detective Agency finally met their famous detective and the president.

Although...the meeting scene was a bit awkward.

"Don't laugh!" Edogawa stared at Osamu Dazai, who was laughing wildly, "I just forgot to reason about the effect of its antidote!"

"Yes, yes, I didn't laugh, but when I thought of Mr. Ranpo running to Tokyo three days in advance, and seeing that he could escape successfully, I didn't expect to re-experience everyone's feeling just now, I couldn't help myself Forbidden... Poof."

Edogawa Ranpo turned his head aggrieved, and pulled Fukuzawa Yukichi's sleeve to complain: "President, look at him!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi had no choice but to reach out and pat the hairy girl's head.

After feminization, Fukuzawa Yukichi maintains a posture of standing around his chest, with sharp eyebrows and eyes, and full of aura, but compared with before, the overall temperament is still much softer.

Leaving aside the sharp eyes, she is completely a charming silver-haired iceberg royal sister.

As for how charming it is...

Sakata Gintoki asked in a low voice: "Are you still short of the president's wife?"

Kunikida Doppo looked terrified: "??? No, wake me up!"

"Of course there is a solution." Shenyao coughed, "I'll go to another world to borrow a spaceship, and go to the artificial satellite to get back the sex-changing drugs."

Maybe, those medicines can play some unexpected roles in the future.

"Then, I will trouble you." Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded.

"Trouble is not much trouble..." Shen Yao hesitated for a moment.

After all, the spaceship can be borrowed from Shenwei, and the anti-human potion needs to be recycled, and it is considered the job of the God Judge.

"The only thing is... I think you've been wronged to keep like this for two days." Shen Yao clasped her hands together.

The workload of dealing with artificial satellites is definitely a bit heavy, and it will not be done so quickly.

"...No, I don't want one more day."

Being forced to turn sexually is fun when it happens to others as a joke, but not so funny when it happens to yourself.

Seeing Mr. Ranpo's aggrieved face, Kamito seems to have remembered something: "By the way, the notice in the dessert shop I went to last time said that girls can buy cakes at half price for a limited time this week."

Edogawa Ranpo shook his head: "...it's great to be a girl!"

Divine Ballad: "..."

Children are so coaxing.

—

The next day, the leader of the port mafia and the president of the Armed Detective Agency meet unexpectedly on the street.

Mori Ogai's face was full of schadenfreude, and he came here on purpose to watch the excitement. He looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi full of evil, and showed a dark smile: "I thought you would be the same, but now it seems... you It’s a big change.”

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "Dazai showed me your photos two days ago."

Mori Ogai: "...?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "The skirt suits you very well."

Mori Ogai: "...!!!"