baby, don't make trouble

On the 28th floor of Kerry Private Hospital, a handsome man in a white coat is leaning on a black leather chair behind his desk. smile.

"boom!"

Suddenly, the quiet space was broken by an extremely rude knock on the door.

"An Mu! Get out of here!"

A handsome man in white sportswear appeared behind the door angrily.

An Mu indifferently turned his gaze from the LCD TV to the visitor, curled his mouth, and smiled in an upside-down manner, "Hanhan, don't be so angry, didn't he accompany you to pay 99 yuan in damages? As far as I know, your big green is not worth this amount."

Li Hanhan was stunned, and shouted casually, "How do you know?!" It took only a few minutes to reach this goblin's ears?

An Mu pursed his lips to signal him to look at the LCD TV hanging on the wall.

On the TV, Li Hanhan was covered in grass clippings, and his white sweatshirt was rubbed with colorful colors. He clutched his waist and got up from the green belt in an extremely indecent way, yelling obscenities, especially after looking at the dead body of his family, his eyes seemed to be It seemed to be emitting a green light, which was extremely penetrating, especially his last sentence asking for compensation, which was a slippery mouth, without any breath.

"Severe damage to the lumbar intervertebral disc, third-degree trauma to the liver, lungs, kidneys, and heart, blocked bowel movement, urethral sphincter tremor, subarachnoid hemorrhage, and varying degrees of abrasions on the limbs?" An Mu laughed unceremoniously. How can you still have the noble and elegant look just now, "Thanks to what you said, the speed at which you ran faster than a rabbit in the end, even a three-year-old would not believe it!"

"Ahem," Li Hanhan rubbed the bridge of his nose, and turned his eyes away in embarrassment, "Isn't it just...that's all..."

An Mu picked up a set of white coats at hand and threw it to Li Hanhan, and said casually, "After get off work, you can use your 'blackmail' 99 quick money to treat guests!"

"Why!" Li Hanhan caught the thrown clothes and stared, "I haven't settled with you yet, but you brought them to my door for a treat?"

An Mu shrugged, stood up from the black leather chair, raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course it's the ill-gotten gains you blackmailed with your sharp tongue."

"I said, An Mu, you really showed your shamelessness to the fullest. The human epidermis is divided into basal layer, spinous cell layer, granular layer, and transparent layer from the inside out.

And five layers of stratum corneum, thick enough!I think you have 25 floors, and each floor is double-sided, which is really unprecedentedly thick, and you have the nerve to say such things," Li Hanhan pouted, looking at An Mu with a hint of contempt in his eyes.

"Compared to your 250th floor, I think my 25th floor is really insignificant. You have the nerve to blackmail me. Is it possible that I can't even ask you to invite me to dinner?" An Mu is not a bully. You have a good plan. Has he ever had a wall ladder.

"You—" Li Hanhan was choked by An Mu's extortion. He didn't know how to turn back, and took advantage of An Mu's unpreparedness to punch him in the stomach.

Looking at An Mu who was being attacked, bent over and coughing non-stop, Li Hanhan said gloatingly, "What's the use of mung bean soup? I'd say it's better to blow the fire with fists, especially when attacking the liver area under the ribs or the left lower abdomen." In the spleen area, the trick is really effective, a unique way to prevent wolves!"

An Mu was so teased that he couldn't laugh or cry, "Johns Hopkins University taught you two tricks to guard against wolves?"

Li Hanhan shrugged nonchalantly, threw the backpack behind him on the sofa in An Mu's office, and whistled loudly, "I finally got rid of this!"

An Mu stood up, and was not angry when he saw Li Hanhan's smirk, saying that he had plenty of wall ladders.

"It's not good to be late for work on the first day, what do you think?" He leaned on the black wooden desk, staring at Li Hanhan with malicious eyes, "You don't know, Uncle Dafu?"

Sure enough, the corners of someone's mouth that was twitching just now were frozen!

"You... what do you mean?!"

An Mu blinked, and said innocently, "I don't mean anything, but my incompetent Assistant Qian handed today's attendance sheet to your Uncle Dafu's desk without a wink, I think..."

Li Hanhan was nervous and asked, "What are you thinking?"

The calculations in An Mu's eyes expanded little by little, filling the circles of his eyes like needlepoint circles, "I think it's too late for you to go now..." Before the word 'and' slipped out of his mouth, he saw the man who was the first person at work In one day, the soles of such an unlucky guy were blown out like the wind.

The door was smashed again, and he just shrugged and called his assistant.

"Assistant Qian, ask the maintenance department to come to my office."

After hanging up the phone, An Mu touched his abdomen that was attacked just now, the corner of his mouth curled up, and the calculation circle in his eyes expanded again.

"boom!"

This is the second time today that the office door was knocked open.

"Uncle Dafu, listen to me, this morning I..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Hanhan was dumbfounded.

What is this situation?

In Dean An's office, seven or eight pairs of eyes gathered towards the door. Li Hanhan swallowed uneasily, "Then...that...that's...that...you go on...go on..."

After embarrassingly speaking, he quickly turned around and prepared to slip away. This time he didn't touch the tiger's ass, it was like touching the tiger's wife's ass!

"stop!"

Li Hanhan was startled by the word "swish" behind him, so that the hairs on Li Hanhan's whole body stood up, prickling more than the tip of a needle, and almost turned into a hedgehog.

Although it will become very scary next time, Li Hanhan still has no guts to pretend he didn't hear it.

The tears in his heart almost didn't flow into a river. Why didn't he ask the teacher how to lose weight when he was studying at Johns Hopkins University?

Sorry for the first time!

He turned around with a stiff smile on the corner of his mouth, "Well, Uncle Dafu, you are in a meeting."

"puff"

As soon as the word "Dafu" came out, there were one or two uncontrollable laughs from around.

The middle-aged man called Daifuku is of medium height, with a small belly, a little fat, and a fleshy face. He looks like a miniature version of Maitreya Buddha.

But as the saying goes, people should not be judged by their appearance, Li Hanhan understood this truth more deeply than anyone else!

The middle-aged man coughed twice in embarrassment, "Hanhan, come in."

"Oh..." Li Hanhan walked in slowly like a creamy eggplant.

The middle-aged man turned around and said to the seven or eight people on the conference table, "This is the Li Hanhan I just mentioned. He just graduated from Johns Hopkins University this year. Although he is young, he has two years of clinical experience. A year ago, he was a sensation. He has served as an assistant since the most famous brain tumor resection operation in the UK, and as the chief surgeon, he has performed no less than a hundred operations."

As soon as the middle-aged man finished speaking, someone stood up and walked in front of Li Hanhan, and excitedly grabbed his hands and squeezed them vigorously, "So this is that Dr. Li! It really is a hero who turned out to be a boy, we can't compare ourselves to it." !"

Li Hanhan rolled his eyes secretly when he was complimented like this, does he have such a big reputation?really?In fact, I have long been "shameful" in my heart, but I still have to say something modest.

"Where there is, you are welcome. I have little clinical experience, and there are no teachers who have more experience. I hope the teachers and seniors will give me more advice in the future."

Look, look, these veteran-looking big names sitting on the conference table, when they heard this, didn't their faces burst into laughter immediately?

Therefore, it is good to be humble, this is also Li Hanhan's experience!

At this time, the middle-aged man showed some smiles on his face, watching Li Hanhan's eyes full of similar words that children can teach flashed past.

"Hanhan, you just came to the hospital, and the heart and brain department is still busy, why don't you go to the urology department to help Brother An first?"

"puff"

A few snickers leaked out from around.

Li Hanhan was dumbfounded. There was nothing wrong with the urology department. It was just to look at some birds and their catheters, but to help An Mu?Isn't that digging your own grave?

Just now he beat him for a while, okay?

"Uncle Dafu, isn't my major majoring in cardiology and brain medicine? Isn't that suitable for urology? If there are enough people, don't worry, I can be a handyman!"

The middle-aged man gave him a sideways glance, and Li Hanhan had no choice but to shut up obediently. He hadn't had time to forget about touching the tiger's wife's butt just now, not to mention that he might have touched twice today without any accidents. So it's better to follow along.

"The hospital is not short of you as a handyman. The urology department is short of manpower. You should go there and stay for a while. After a while, you will be transferred to the heart and brain department."

"Oh..." The ultimatum has been issued, can Li Hanhan not nod?

"Dean, if there is nothing else, let's get busy first." The people at the conference table stood up one after another, eager to leave.

Li Hanhan looked at their fast-moving legs and thought, so this is how race walking is practiced?

Everyone thought, nonsense!If you can't run, of course you can only race. Although it doesn't look like much, it's faster than simply walking.

Li Hanhan curled his lips, these old guys must have seen that Uncle Dafu was going to whisper to him, and all the 'race walking' were faster than rabbits!

"cold"

"To!"

The middle-aged man had black lines all over his head, "This is not a military camp."

"Hey," Li Hanhan obsequiously supported the middle-aged man to sit on the chair, "Isn't that Hanhan's willingness to obey Uncle Dafu's orders?"

The middle-aged man didn't know what to do, and gave him an angry look.

"Tell me why you were late on the first day of work today?"

Li Hanhan thought to himself, let's see, he is indeed the one who settles accounts after the fall.

"Well... there was an accident this morning, so..." Seeing the middle-aged man's face gradually become unfriendly, Li Hanhan immediately stood at attention, with a standard military posture, "If you go back to Uncle Dafu, there is no reason for being late, Hanhan promises From now on, go to work on time and never be late!"

The middle-aged man glared at him again angrily, "Young people should develop good living habits, going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health."

"Yes, what Dafu said is that Han Han must go to bed early and get up early!"

"Okay, don't stand there like a fool, come and sit."

Li Hanhan burst into tears, didn't you teach me to stand and sit and sit, so I practiced military posture for a month without sleeping and eating, but in the end I became a fool in your eyes?Can he not be in a hurry with someone? !

But he still sat down obediently.