baby, don't make trouble

Li Hanhan rubbed left and right on the bed like a cat, and his tender little feet kicked the big bear doll in his arms from time to time, his eyes were blurred, his face was red, and the phrase "I Love you', my heart has been beating for two days and still can't stop.

"Damn!" He swung his fist and gave Big Bear a severe beating on the buttocks, "I beat you to death, you bastard, and teased me, but I disappeared without even a ghost!"

snort!Didn't he react a little slower that day, as for showing his face?And suddenly disappeared for him!I beat you to death!

Can you blame him for this?No matter who suddenly hears the phrase "I love you", normal people need to digest it for a while, the big deal is that his reflex arc is longer than others, so there is no need to be so stingy!

Everyone's black line, who swears 'crazy' after someone confessed, who opened his mouth and said 'I only like women! '

Han Han flattened his mouth, isn't that what people do when they get excited, not to mention that death row prisoners have the opportunity to appeal, so he can't answer again!

The more he thought about it, the more furious he was, and he strangled the big bear in his arms by the neck, "Ahhhhhh! Let you tease me and then disappear, see if I don't strangle you!!!"

"Plop plop plop..."

Li Hanhan stopped holding the big bear's neck, his eyes moved to his left chest in slow motion, looked at it for a long time silently, then let go of the big bear in his hand, and slowly touched it with his right hand.

"Plop plop plop..."

The skin under the right hand rises and falls, rises and falls again, and repeats endlessly...

After half a sound,

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

After a while, the plop continued, and someone's face became more and more sad, and he got out of bed reluctantly, opened the door and walked out.

At this time, it was just getting dark, just after eight o'clock, and the servants in the villa were preparing supper. This habit was requested by Chris, in case a cat with a lot of activity would be hungry at night.

Li Hanhan came to the living room and glanced hesitantly at the busy middle-aged man. This man was a Chinese housekeeper specially hired by Chris for Li Hanhan, fearing that he would not adapt.

This middle-aged man's surname is Sun, he is a very good person, he does things practically, and he never talks too much.

"Uncle Sun?"

"Ah, Mr. Li, what do you need?" Uncle Sun turned his head and smiled honestly.

Li Hanhan hesitated for a while, and asked, "Uncle Sun, do you know where President Kerry has gone? Why haven't I seen you back for two days?"

Uncle Sun was stunned for a moment, and then smiled apologetically, "This... well, the matter of President Kerry is beyond our servants' ability to intervene, so..."

"Oh, I see, you are busy, Uncle Sun." Li Hanhan smiled back in disappointment, then turned and prepared to go upstairs.

"Mr. Li, you can call and ask President Kerry."

Li Hanhan paused, turned his head and nodded awkwardly.

After returning to the bedroom, Li Hanhan stared at the phone in his hand, pressed a group of numbers familiarly, then hesitated, then deleted, then pressed again, and then deleted again...

"Ah! Bastard!! Chris, you bastard!!"

Li Hanhan was just about to throw away the phone in his hand and prepare to fall asleep with his head covered, but the phone rang, and he was so scared that he almost jumped up.

He picked up the phone and didn't even see the caller ID, so he said, "Damn it, where have you been for the past two days?!"

There was silence on the other side of the phone, Li Hanhan was taken aback for a moment, and found something was wrong, so he quickly picked up the phone and looked at it, and almost dropped the phone in shock.

Damn, it's that An Mu guy!

"I'm not dead, but I'm dying..." A gloomy voice came from the phone, which made Li Hanhan tremble with fright.

"An...An Mu...you..."

After half a minute of silence on the phone,

"Hanhan, I am going to surrender after killing someone. Then you must bring the food cooked by my mother, your mother An, to visit me in prison."

Li Hanhan narrowed his eyes, "An Mu, why are you crazy?!"

"I'm not crazy, what I said is true, I'm going to kill him!!!"

Li Hanhan's brows twitched at the vicious voice on the phone, "An... An Mu, are you... Are you kidding me? Who would offend you, Satan, so ruthlessly?"

"Remember to bring me food, I want to eat the hot and sour potato shreds made by my mother!"

Before Li Hanhan could speak, there was a beeping sound of hanging up on the phone, and the corner of his mouth twitched, hot and sour potato shreds?Can you be more ambitious! ! !

Li Hanhan pursed his lips and put down the phone in his hand. An Mu's heartbeat could slow down a little when he made such a fuss, but thinking of the guy who disappeared without a hair left, he grabbed Big Bear's neck and shook again angrily!

"I want to kill people too!"

The phone rang again, and Li Hanhan freed up a hand to touch and touch. Seeing that it was An Mu again, he rolled his eyes, "Killed so soon?"

There was no sound on the phone, Li Hanhan frowned and picked up the phone to look at it. Could it be that there is something wrong with his receiver?

"no"

Two eerie words suddenly came out of the microphone and startled Li Hanhan, "I said An Mu, there is something wrong with you, what kind of ghost are you pretending to be at night?!"

After two or three seconds of silence on the phone, "It's daytime here."

The corner of Li Hanhan's mouth twitched again and again, and he said, "Nervous!" Then he thought for a while and asked teasingly, "What? Was it molested by some man? Who has no eyes for you!"

There was no sound on the phone again.

Li Hanhan was stunned for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Is that... I guessed that right?"

"Beep beep beep beep..." He looked at the phone that was hung up again in a daze.

No way?Who has such bad eyesight? !

Li Hanhan's jaw was about to drop, the amount of information in his mind was too much, and he was in a daze for a while, not knowing what was going on.

A few minutes later the phone rang again, he blankly pressed the answering receiver, and before he could speak on the phone, he said, "Mu Mu, it's no big deal, true love doesn't distinguish between race, gender, planet... ...It's easy to say 'I love you', well, that's it," Li Hanhan took a deep breath and said affectionately in a suit, "I love you..."

Li Hanhan waited patiently for the response on the phone. This time the time was longer than usual. He shrugged and continued to wait, the smile on the corner of his mouth could hardly be held back.

An Mu, I finally have a chance to watch your jokes and excitement!God really has eyes! ! !

"Who are you in love with?"

Li Hanhan was stunned, and suddenly felt a penetrating cold from the tailbone to the apex of the heart, and the muscles of the whole body trembled three times.

He quickly put the receiver away from his ear, only to see three big characters clearly written on the caller ID - Chris.