baby, don't make trouble

When Li Hanhan woke up, it was almost night. He hugged the quilt and purred on the bed several times like a cat rolling around. When he looked up, he was startled.

How long has he been asleep?

After being surprised, he buried his head in the quilt again and rubbed it, kicked his calves, stretched his waist, and groaned for about half an hour before slowly getting up, with a few strands of soft hair mischievously sticking out. It exploded in a daze, a little sexy in laziness, a little messy in sexy.

He rubbed his head and drifted into the bathroom in a daze.

Phil didn't see him when he came in and was startled. When he was anxious, he heard the sound of water rushing in the bathroom, and his mouth opened wide.

Where did he take this?his home?Why didn't he have the consciousness of being kidnapped at all, and his life was really smooth, and he even took a shower. Aren't he afraid of those two big pythons scurrying in?I heard that the two boa constrictors raised by Srill love water very much, and they will run wherever there is water.

Before Phil could finish thinking, he heard a heart-piercing scream from the bathroom, and he was so scared that he rushed in regardless.

The scene in the bathroom made his eyes bigger than a copper bell, he opened and closed his mouth, and then opened it again. He didn't know how to react, until Li Hanhan jumped towards him.

"Ah!" Phil didn't slow down the momentum of Li Hanhan's attack, and the two of them collided into a ball and fell into the pool. Just as the two were entangled, two black snake heads popped out and then got into the pool.

In Ruoda's pool, a man with his clothes all wet on his body and a guy with nothing on showing his white butt were scrambling to climb out of the pool.

As soon as Li Hanhan grasped his hand, he found that something soft and hard was gliding through his hand, and the rubbing muscles made his whole body stiff. He raised his head slowly, and then saw a huge black snake head spitting out in front of his eyes. The fiery red snake letter, and the smooth tail wrapped around his white buttocks.

"what happened to you?"

Phil finally broke free from under Li Hanhan, exhaled heavily, almost suffocating him underwater, and stretched out his hand to poke Li Hanhan's side.

"Sigh~"

The strange sound above his head made Phil turn his head curiously, and then he and Li Hanhan fixed in the pool in a twisted and intertwined posture.

The big black python stared at the motionless two, as if curious, its head tilted, and then bumped into the head of another snake that had just popped out, and then the two tilted their heads together to face the stiff two. People spit snake letters.

The two boa constrictors seemed to find the motionless two boring, and rubbed their bodies a few times to wrap around them. The more they wrapped around Li Hanhan and Phil, the paler their faces became.

Li Hanhan's naked body was almost tightly wrapped by the thick snake body. From a distance, the two seemed to have fallen into the snake pile, and they were indescribably horrified.

"Don't move!" Phil suddenly reprimanded Li Hanhan in horror, and said anxiously, "If you don't want to be strangled to death by them and swallowed in your stomach, just listen to me and don't move."

Li Hanhan took a deep breath and fixed his struggling hands in the air strangely.

"It...they won't really...eat...eat...let's..." Li Hanhan stared at the big black head which was only a dozen centimeters away from him, curled his tongue, and let him say a word On and off.

Phil has also been with Srill for a long time, and he still has some understanding of the man's two weird pets, so compared to Li Hanhan's panic and panic, he seems much calmer.

"As long as you don't move you're fine, they only attack living things that move."

Li Hanhan was dumbfounded, "Then...then don't we have to stay in this pool until that pervert Sril returns?"

Phil gave a soft 'um', and the drooping eyelashes covered the sparkle in his eyes.

"When will we wait?" Li Hanhan said with a stiff mouth as if endorsing, "According to medical evidence, such a difficult posture will generally last no more than an hour. If the muscle load is exceeded, the limbs will be detached from the coordination of the nerves. To sum it up, does it mean that if that pervert doesn’t come back within an hour, I will become a big meal?” In the end, he once again emphasized a sentence that made people’s jaw drop, “And it’s just washed clean, white and tender Great meal!"

Phil's calm face was rarely distorted, "When is this, you still have the mentality to talk about your medical theories? Save your energy so that you can surpass your bloody medical research theory!"

Han Han curiously glanced at Phil who was half of his body pressed into the pool by him, and shut up in embarrassment, as if that posture challenged the human limit more than his?

Time passed by, and the foreheads of the two were covered with beads of sweat. Through the outside window of the bathroom, it could be seen that the sky was completely dark, probably around seven or eight o'clock in the evening.

The two were silent and kept their physical strength to contend. It seemed that they were about to reach their limit. Suddenly, Li Hanhan's body trembled and stiffened, and his face turned red and white.

Although Phil was feeling uncomfortable, he still looked over curiously and asked, "What's wrong with you?" There was some impatience in his tone.

Li Hanhan couldn't move, so he could only grit his teeth secretly, and asked a question that made Phil almost fall down.

"Do you know if these two disgusting guys are male or female?"

"When are you still caring about their male and female?" Phil rolled his eyes, "Don't worry, this type of python, whether it is male or female, has enough attack power to strangle you and swallow you alive, so don't embrace it. To be lucky, it is the best policy to freeze your movements!"

Li Hanhan gritted his teeth fiercely, and said with a livid face, "But they are teasing me right now!"

Ga?

Phil suddenly lost his breath, slipped his arm, and finally leaned out of the pool with his upper body and fell into the water again with a plop.

This action seemed to startle the two boa constrictors who were enjoying themselves in the pool. With a movement of their cold and smooth body, Phil was dragged out, and the muscles tightened and strangled tightly.

Phil was horrified, he quickly adjusted his breathing and didn't dare to move any more, the python seemed bored and became quiet again.

Li Hanhan blinked his eyes in embarrassment, and asked, "You... are you okay?"

Phil glared at him with a pale face.

"Cough cough" the latter coughed lightly and quietly looked away.

"How did it tease you?" It was Phil's turn to grit his teeth this time.

Li Hanhan looked at the snake head in front of him, his eyes were gloomy, and Phil's heart trembled when he saw it. He suddenly felt that Li Hanhan's eyes were colder than these two cold-blooded animals, but he soon regretted asking this sentence.

"I don't know which black snake scraped my little Hanhan with its disgusting scales."

With a "plop", Phil fell into the pool again gloriously, but this time the movement was relatively loud, the two pythons were startled, the snakes twisted, and the two only felt that their bodies were getting closer and closer, and their breathing was getting closer. The more difficult it was, just before the two blushed and were about to suffocate, Phil heard the man who caused him to fall into such a field opened his mouth and said something that made him want to shoot him to death.

"...It seems that the limit of human beings has been reached."

"To shut up!"

As soon as Phil finished yelling, he felt a muffled sound from his left rib. The sharp pain made him turn pale. Common sense made him realize that some of the ribs on the left were broken. From the corner of his eye, he saw Li Hanhan's expression It's not much better looking than him, and it is estimated that a few of them are more or less broken.

It seems that these two black mangs are going to have a full meal today.

Li Hanhan didn't care what Phil thought, anyway, wouldn't it be ridiculous if a human with such a high IQ was eaten by a snake?Especially that guy An Mu, who will definitely become the laughing stock of his life.

Enduring the severe pain in his chest, he stretched out his hands and grabbed a snake head in front of him. He stretched out the index and middle fingers of both hands and inserted them into the eyeballs on both sides of the snake head.

Speaking of it, it was thanks to him being in a coma for such a long time that he didn't have time to cut his nails, so his movements were accurate and ruthless, and they were in place, but he soon regretted it.

The boa constrictor was instinctively resisted by the attack, and its icy body was tightly coiled, almost crushing Li Hanhan, and his lungs were almost squeezed out.

"Are you stupid?" Phil yelled anxiously, "The snake's weakness is seven inches. Why do you poke its eyes? Do you dislike it for not being angry enough? You are still a top doctoral student in the Department of Medicine of Johns Hopkins University? "

Li Hanhan's eyes glowed white, as if he was about to touch heaven, but he instinctively said, "I am a doctor who treats people, not a veterinarian!"

Phil wanted to crush him to death, "That's common sense, idiot!"

Li Hanhan was not convinced, and pulled the snake's head with the last bit of strength, as if he wanted to tear it off, and said, "Then how many bones are there in the human body, and which part has the most bones? "

Phil was dumbfounded, he didn't expect him to say this, but he also watched the python wrapped around his body get angry, relying on the instinct of human survival to imitate Li Hanhan and stretched out his hands to grab the snake's head and pull it.

Li Hanhan was proud, "Ha, don't you know? Idiot, this is the ancestor of common sense!"

Phil almost passed out out of breath, who can tell him how this bastard was reincarnated?Angry and irrational hands pulled hard.

Uh, Phil looked at a piece of black in his hand stupidly, and then instinctively turned his head to look at the other snake's head, which seemed to be missing a piece of skin.

Ah, he was so disgusted that he quickly got rid of it.

The behavior of these two people's unreasonable playing of cards completely angered the two Hei Mangs. With a twist of their thick bodies, they were dragged out of the pool.

"...It seems that I'm really going to be a big meal." Li Hanhan muttered before losing consciousness, "I don't know if I will be conscious when I become a python's stinky poop? Will I smell my own stench? Can't wash away that stench..."

Finally, Phil couldn't bear it anymore, and snorted out of breath, "Water won't wash away your stink, it will just wash you away! Shit-cold-cold!"